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July 28th, 2010


Wednesday.




"When donkeys fly", huh? Well here ya go. I'm not sure why people are so outraged about this. We have white whales flying in parasails just about every day here on my beach. The donkey take off looks pretty rough, but can you imagine the landing?? Fun.


Gamer or not, you are definitely gonna enjoy the trailer for DC Universe Online. All of your favorite DC Superheroes mashed into one World, one game. I don't imagine the game play will be even close to the video, but the overall storyline seems very cool. Now if they've included that bonus Wonder Woman pole dance featurette, sign me up.







July 27th, 2010


Tuesday.




I have somehow managed to stay near the top in this segment of Fantasy NASCAR. Each week I'm posting a decent finish; however, I just can't seem to make up any ground point wise. Will have to work on that this week. Maybe 'Color Me Gone' will get lost in the crayola box and forget to update his racers this week. One can hope. Just in case you were wondering here are the Overall Standings. Not quite as nice of a picture, but there is still time.



Fantasy Golf continues to drag me through the sand. This week was interesting in that several of us had chosen the same players, but had our actual playing rosters in different orders. As you could have guessed, mine was in the wrong order. Never fails. Here's a look at the Overall Standings. I'm glad this a "side game" and not a major. This way I can save all my mojo for Football.

Speaking of Fantasy Football, 27 days till Draft Day. We still have room in the Shark13 League if anyone is interested. Sign-Up Information via the Forum. I made a conscious decision to avoid all NFL news until inside a month of the draft. I figure it would give time for all the dust to settle with trades and off season injuries. Looks like I'll have to break out the old notebook and start watching ESPN a little more. One thing to note: all this prep will do me absolutely NO GOOD when the season starts.







July 26th, 2010


Monday.


It seems the recession has hit just about every one at this point. Hell, now even The Monopoly Man Is Broke. I can definitely see it playing out this way. For some reason I want to watch the movie "Friday" now. watDhell is that about?


Hope your weekend went well. Mine was short. Turned out even shorter than i had expected, but that wasn't necessarily a bad thing. Full fantasy sports update tomorrow when i hope to have more time. Till then, have a good day.






July 25th, 2010


Sunday.


Well my day of rest has just turned into any thing BUT a day of rest. watDhell. I am; however, gonna wait and post the missed Catch pictures from yesterday. With Sunday being the least amount of visitors, I don't want anyone to miss out. Def more tomorrow.






July 23rd, 2010


Friday.




Super Heroes vs WBC. Super Heroes for the WIN ! ! ! It seems that our good friend Fred Phelps has once again delivered his Westboro Baptist Church congregation to the public so that they could protest and ridicule all us sinners. Unfortunately, when they rolled up on the San Diego Comic Con, they got the welcome of a lifetime. How much fun would it have been to watch your favorite comic characters shout protests and insults to a church moronic protest?? Granted, you have to give a point to WBC for choosing Comic Con. It definitely embodies all that the church stands against . . . . . basically everything. The Trekkie holding a sign that reads "God Hates Jedis" is my favorite.


One of my favorites, Sasha Cane, is your Featured Friday Catch of the Day. These are from a few new sets, so i hope you like.


Ok... so I'm going to give you the warning BEFORE the video. That's mainly because the video is embedded and most of you just click without reading. This video is EPIC. And I don't expect it to be on YouTube for long. That, or you will see this on TV. It may have already been on TV, but I hate the news and all commercials. Regardless, you NEED to watch this. Here is just a small sampling of what all this clip contains: pregnant black girls fighting in a BK parking lot, a high chair, a dude beatin a beyotch down, another beyotch fighting, people smoking joints in the parking lot, and a motorcycle cop getting hit by a car. All in one video. It gets no better than:




Hope your weekend goes well. I'm off Sunday, but not after a long today and tomorrow. Did I tell you the story about the smoke bomb on the balcony? Till tomorrow.






July 22nd, 2010


Thursday.


Just a quick 'Hello' and 'Have a Nice Day' today. Late supper last night for PDB has me running late for work today. Go figure. Tomorrow is Friday and you're home free. Keep your head up and your powder dry.






July 21st, 2010


Wednesday.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINK DEATH BUNNY ! ! !


I thought about turning the page pink for the day, just for the occasion. After swallowing that dose of Pepto, I thought differently on that matter. Glad you are home.


For all of us who love it for the articles, Playboy has released a new website: TheSmokingJacket.com is a SFW website designed to bring you all the cool stuff that you find in text within the monthly mag. From comics to reviews to the latest viral vids, it's billed to provide all the Playboy style man could need . . . but in a safe environment (i.e., work, school, etc.). It just launched yesterday, so if nothing else, you can say you saw it as an infant.





Franco and I were watching the moving "Wanted" last night and reminded me of this song. In fact, I think I posted this same song, but a different video the last time I watched that movie. Regardless, good flick. Great Song.






July 20th, 2010


Tuesday.


Finally settling back in to the normal weekly grind. Then again, my week's are never normal. Fuzz and Pink Death Bunny have moved back from Colorado, so there's a truck to unpack in my near future. MJ is the only one still out West, but other than that, the family is full and back together. Just in time for the THREE BIRTHDAYS this week. I told you it was never normal.







July 19th, 2010


Monday.




Talk about a hazard of the job. I'm sure I could turn this video in a metaphorical symbol of my life, but my life never looks this cool. Kidding. I'm actually on a good streak here as of late, so I don't want to jinx that. Still, cool video.


Back from the parents house after a quick visit. Tacy and I went up for my Grandmother's 75th birthday and had a blast. If I can find them, I'm pretty sure there are pictures of us bowling really late at night on Saturday. While the act of bowling is no big deal, bowling in Seneca, SC can be an adventure. Regardless, back at home and back on track. ALL the Catch pictures are here today, so enjoy.






July 16th, 2010


Friday.




I thought it would be fun to get in a few more punches on Lebron James before he embarrasses himself in Miami. Supposedly, the guy in the video above has recently beaten Lebron at a friendly game of h-o-r-s-e. I really wish I could have found that video, but this one will do. Like most trick shots, I'm sure these took A LOT of practice, but I actually believe these. Some Trick Shots are not as believable, no matter how many cameras you use.


Talia Shephard is the Featured Friday Catch of the Day. I've liked this chick from her first days with FTV, so i'm really stoked now that she's full time and full blown. There are a couple of videos out there as well that I'll try to dig up for you.

I'm outta here for the day Kiddies. I've got a ton of stuff ahead of me, including a long drive to the folks house for the weekend. Till tomorrow.






July 15th, 2010


Thursday.




Bacon Flavored Popcorn has to be one of the best food inventions of our lifetime. I am sooooo intrigued by this that i'm hoping to try it before the week's end. A few days ago I received my free sample of Bacon Salt and after browsing their site, I'm sold. I'm a firm believer in the company slogan, "Everything should taste like bacon", and these guys are helping that come to fruition. Throw in some Bacon Flavored Lip Balm and you've got the entire day covered. Now i'm hungry.







July 14th, 2010


Wednesday.


Hump Day. All i have to say.... right now.






July 13th, 2010


Tuesday.


Running a little late, but hopefully no complaints. It's the 13th of the month, so DOUBLE CATCH today. I was trying to think of something witty and funny to go here. Got nothing. Sorry.


Something you may enjoy, however, is the end result of this Asian Standoff. I've always admired the way the Chinese handle these types of situations. Whether you are threatening someone else or even yourself, justice will be served. Just in case you want a better view, check out This Angle of the Action. That chick is quick and ruthless. The quad tap will always get the job done.


Hope your day goes well. It's going to get hectic as the weekend approaches, so i'm cleaning house today. till tomorrow.






July 12th, 2010


Monday.


It's going to be one of those weeks, I can already tell.


Congrats to Bud and his "Manchester Hooligans" team on winning the 2010 Fantasy World Cup Contest. While Spain won the real event, Budman continued his fantasy sports dominance by thrashing the lot of us. Of course, per my prediction, I finished seventh out of seven. I promise that I know something about sports. Maybe not much. But something. While we are on the subject, here's an update on the other on-going Fantasy Sports events.




It was about time for me to have a horrible week at NASCAR. As usual, I made a last second change that GREATLY effected my outcome . . . . for the worse. Regardless, I still have a few more weeks to try and claw my way up the overall.



A Win. Finally. I somehow managed to squeek out a win in Fantasy Golf this week. I'm still sucking in the overall standings, but at least it wasn't Bud or Zilla.


I've made it a point to stay out of the Lebron James discussions mainly due to the fact that I don't keep up with the NBA as much as I used to. I personally believe he's phuhked up his career and "legacy" by going to Miami. I also think that Cleveland fans are going to HATE him for the remainder of his days. What i DON'T know is why the Hell Jesse Jackson is involved ?? I'm guessing that it's been a while and brother Jesse was in need of a headline. You know how those humble "servants of the people" can be. I've Read The Cavs Letter and consider it a justified stab by a jilted lover . . . of sorts. Never once did I feel "slavey". Crawl back in your hole Jesse. It's a few more years before another election.


Hope your day goes well. Pictures for yesterday are posted along with today's Catch. Extra flesh always helps. Till tomorrow.






July 10th, 2010


Saturday.


He He He. No better way to start the day than playing the "Don't Drop The Soap Lindsay" Game ?? Simply click the bar of soap before it hits the shower floor. Each time your soap hits the floor, your score drops to zero. I managed a slippery 31, but it was difficult. On the subject of difficult, I found it FANTABULOUSLY amusing that there is NO SMOKING FOR LINDSAY when she reports to jail on July 20th. Now that's what I'm talking about. It's time to start truly reforming our criminals on every level possible.

Here it is, the Mel Gibson Racist Rant. All I can say is: Doesn't surprise me, but Wow. This story has been ongoing, but under the radar, for some time. It started with Mel's ex-girlfriend, Oksana, making claims that Mel beat her ass and knocked out some teeth. Most people thought she was a money grabbing whore and was trying to exploit ol' Mad Max. Furthermore, the couple have a small child together, so people assumed she was lying to get custody. Then she produced evidence. "Always get tape." Not only did Oksana produce dental bills, she produced audio tape that provided wwaaaaaaayyyyy more proof ammunition than she will ever need. The tapes confirm that Mel not only has a temper, but he also has a problem with African Americans. (To go along with his hatred of Jews) Here's the first part that's opened the wound:

“You go out in public and it’s a f*cking embarrassment to me. You look like a f*cking bitch in heat. And if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers it will be your fault. Alright? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time with your fake boobs that you feel you have to show off. I don’t like it. I don’t want that woman. I don’t want  you. I don’t trust you. I don’t love you.”

Make of that what you will. This is the same guy who brought you "Passion of the Christ". Funny what you find out about people, isn't it?


To make up for yesterday, and to further poke fun at Mel Gibson, Featured Friday Saturday pics are all Russian models. Granted, these chicks may not be as hot as Mel's, but at least they don't wear tight fitting clothes.


Hope your Saturday goes well. Till tomorrow.






July 9th, 2010


Friday.




My day hasn't started so well, I'm out of coffee and creamer, plus it's raining outside. Not wanting to be a complete loser, I've managed to soldier on. Things have made a complete turn for the better, however, since I found the video above. You all know my love for Firefly/Serenity, so finding a 10-minute music video is JACKPOT. While it's actually a collage of songs and scenes, it's a great taste of the series. I think I'm gonna make it through the day now. . . . . or at least to Wal-Mart to get "supplies".


No real Featured Friday pics for this week. I started to pick a set and just kinda lost my train of thought. (must be that coffee thing.) Regular Catch pics for the day. I'll see what I can do for tomorrow.


I always like to watch a Great Catch In Baseball. Trust me. Keep your eye on the ball and you'll see it.


Hope your day goes well. One more evening shift at work then I'm off for the weekend. Maybe I can catch up on my sleep . . . . or at least my NetFlix list. Till tomorrow.






July 8th, 2010


Thursday.




And the bitch wonders why she's going to jail. watDhell?!? I only wish that the judge would have seen this during her trial. Pretty sure this may land LiLo in jail for contempt of court, but if the judge could have seen those nails the day it happened, it could have extended those 90 days just a little further. Big Barbara awaits.


Just in time for a new episode tonight, take a look at: Lego Futurama. This is all kinds of awesomeness. I didn't even know such a Lego set ever existed. And if it didn't, double awesomeness. I missed last weeks new episode, so I'm hoping to catch up later today.







July 7th, 2010


Wednesday.




Woo Hoo !! A new season of Warehouse 13 started last night on the SyFy channel. Unfortunately I missed the first 9 minutes, so i'm not exactly sure how the beginning tied into the end. Thank God for re-runs and online replay, huh? I can tell you that the story and the characters pick right up where they left off and that the show appears to have retained all those good things you enjoyed from the first season. In this latest episode you get to brush with the female H.G. Wells, Dante's Death Mask, Harriet Tubman's Thimble, and a single Pearl of Knowledge. I know it all sounds crazy, but it really does make for a fantastic show. Just in case you need another reason, next week's episode features Kaylee and Simon from Firefly. Now THAT'S entertainment.


Lohan Pulls 90 Days. About damn time . . . . even though it's not enough time if you ask me. Then again, I'm sure this will land her an Oprah appearance and a contract for some make-up company. Considering she's a known player for the other team, I'm sure there are some frothy female inmates right about now. Mmm Mmm good.


Not much more than that today. I've worked late and have to go right back this morning. Hopefully I can get you full update tomorrow, including World Cup and Tour information. Till then.






July 6th, 2010


Tuesday.




By all means, say what's on your mind. This is definitely NSFW due to language, but i also think it should be a requirement to watch. Makes me want to go to school.






July 5th, 2010


Monday.


No better way to start the week then a ten minute clip of The World's Greatest Animal Clips. Incidentally, my favorite part is around the 1:58 mark. Bull right out of the gate and in your face. I love it.




I'm not going to say a word. I'm afraid if I do, I'll forget to update my racers for the next three weeks. For the time being though, feeling pretty good about my position in this stage as well as the overall.



My golf game, on the other hand, continues to suck Titelists. While I would love to say that my poor performance is planned, no one likes to lose. Then again, it's gonna be interesting to watch Zilla get all worked up then lose at the last second.


If you have ever wondered what the definition of a complete loser is, Here You Go. I don't even like his theme song. Poor guy never stood a chance.







July 4th, 2010


Sunday.


HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ! ! !


You should probably READ THIS at some point today. It helps to understand the base reason of why we celebrate.


The Tour de France is underway. What better way to celebrate America than to watch the team ride all over the French? Lance Armstrong and the Radio Shak team are looking strong already, so don't miss out on the show.


This is STILL my Fireworks Video. Such grace. Elegance.


Hope you have a safe and enjoyable holiday. I'm off to the beach to soak up some cancer rays. Till tomorrow.






July 3rd, 2010


Saturday.




'OH MY' and 'IT'S REAL' are the only words I can say. It's seems a custom bike shop out of Melbourne, Florida has developed and built a Tron Lightcycle. Available with just about any manufacturers type engine (i.e., Suzuki, Honda, Harley, etc.), these babies are One-0f-A-Kind. By what I've read, there are three left and the bidding starts at $30,000. watDhell. IF you ever rode it, you could never get off of it for fear of someone stealing it. Plus, I don't like the idea of never being able to cross my own path.


From the coolest bike in the World, to one of the coolest (yet hottest) chicks in the World, Eva Mendes. So nice. You could never take her to Arizona, but I guess that would be an OK trade-off.


Worked the night shift last night due to the holiday weekend, so I'm in the bed in sleeping. Hope your Saturday goes well. Till the Fourth.






July 2nd, 2010


Friday.




^------------^---------------^      This is the kind of day I'm having.      ^------------^---------------^








June 30th, 2010


Wednesday.


If you had the choice, would it be Ice-T's CoCo or George Clooney's Canalis' ?? While choice is a matter of taste, there's no denying that CoCo could kill a small elephant with that body. But now I'm curious as to what would happen if you introduced a William's Sister to the equation.


In case you were wondering, this is why you Unplug the Paper Shredder before doing maintenance. I'm posting this link just as I found it, with a link to the forum page rather than the picture itself. This is HARD CORE folks. While it may not bother you now, you will definitely have a flash back of the picture at some point during the day. If you can't figure out where/how to open the picture, just click HERE. Consider yourself warned.


A quick CONGRATS PEE DEE PRE on his new coaching job. Pre is officially the new Girls Cross Country Coach at Coker College. Pre has always been a road runner and even as children I remember him trodding along the road in the Summer heat. After spending the last few years coaching on the High School level, it's good to see him finally get a chance at the Big Show. Good Luck, Homey.







June 29th, 2010


Tuesday.




Quick repost for you. I finally started to receive some of the things I had "ordered" through Freaky Freddies. If you missed it the first time, it's a website that posts free offers from across the Internet. Some are popular, widely used items, while others can be somewhat obscure. There is NO sign-up required. No bothersome banners or pop-ups. What do you got to lose other than time? Incidentally, while I'm not a fan of mayonnaise, the Herb & Garlic from Kraft is pretty damn good. A few other people are reporting similar results on both the mayo and Freddies.




While I promised this update yesterday via the Forum, you are getting it on the front page today. There are two reasons for such and here is the first: Zilla is in the lead in Fantasy Golf. It's only been one week and it's only one segment of the entire game, but it's his first and it's NOT Budman. (who is killing us in the overall) We'll see how long it lasts. For the record, I had forgot to update my roster before the deadline this past week, thus resulting in my low score. No. Really.



And your second reason for seeing the Fantasy Sports update is because I'm finally doing well enough in NASCAR to talk about it. Of course, this means that I will resume my place in Suck-i-dom and finish last in the overall, but at least I'm sitting pretty right now. (Mental Note to Self: DO NOT use Dale Jr. for the remainder of my life.)







June 28th, 2010


Monday.


Start of the week. Not sure if that's good or bad. Yesterday was an adventure to say the least. Tacy and I left home to do some geocaching under sunny, clear skies. Within an hour, pouring rain. Considering what they weather had forecasted, we figured it was a brief storm. SIX HOURSlater, we were still dodging storms and getting soaked. I only wish I had a picture of us rolling down the dirt road in the middle of the backcountry with an umbrella over the cab of the Jeep. Too much fun, I tell you.

Full Fantasy Sports update later today, so keep checking the Forum.


For those who might be interested, 2010 Fantasy Football Sign-Ups are underway. Last year we filled a complete team and even had enough for possibly a second one. Sign up now and reserve your place.







June 22nd, 2010


Tuesday.





The trip to the dentist went extremely well. Now if that luck will carry over to me travelling home today, I should be O.K. Should being the key word.







June 16th, 2010


Wednesday.


Happy Hump Day. Middle of the week, in the middle of the month that happens to be the middle of the year. Not sure if that is good or bad, but it's a reality.

According to Geezer, it's St. Nipples Day   (NSFW). While i may not be up on all my holidays, i'm definitely down for celebrating this one. Hell, I've even posted CATCH pics to commemorate the occasion.


This holiday must be something. You can now purchase Denise Richard's Fun Bags. Looking at them the situation now, Charlie Sheen may have had the right idea to cut bait on this one.


Tech Squad take note: the iPad CAN Be Sexy. Pretty cool work and idea overall. You had to know that this wasn't far behind the introduction of the iPad.        (NSFW)


Till tomorrow.






June 15th, 2010


Tuesday.




Talk about picking up a chick. At least he had the common courtesy to invite her into his private domain, rather than expose their affair to the public. Damn papparazzi and their cameras.







June 14th, 2010


Monday.


Last night was the start of the third season of HBO's True Blood. To put it simply, the first episode was AWESOME. If the rest of the season is any where close, it will be a knock-out year. Granted, there are a few things that have me hesitant to sing too many praises, but I'm gonna have to wait and see how those play out. I'm not going to dive into this week's episode, but only because there could be spoilers. (That whole Sam & Bill taking a shower in the "hard" Arkansas water is a little different.) By all means you need to catch this weeks episode. You don't want to get behind this early in the game, and I promise that you miss something each week. You can catch a "re-cap", as well as join in the discussion in the True Blood Forum Thread. I'd really like to hear other peoples take on what has and will happen.




A look at the current season of NASCAR shows that I am maintaining my position at the bottom of the list. I looked at my roster near the end of this week's race and initially had 3 out of 4 drivers in the top 12. Somewhat content, I clicked over to my miserable World Cup brackets. Late last night, I clicked back over to my NASCAR and apparently a couple of my drivers passed out before finishing. Not my worst finish, but by no means a good one. Maybe next week.




Fantasy Golf isn't much better as far as my stats go. I started the weekend off in third place for the event, yet somehow finished near the bottom . . . . again. Of course, I had almost the same roster as those who beat me this week, but apparently my "close" wasn't close enough. While I know this one isn't for that many points, I still hate to lose. Who am I kidding? I'm used to losing, I'd just like to see the front of the pack before I do.


All for today. Start of a pretty busy week leading up to Father's Day. Get your cards in the mail now.







June 13th, 2010


Sunday.


Another Sunday and another day of sports on TV. I'm going to pass the DOUBLE CATCH off until tomorrow. Between a late update, company at the house, and a very low visit rate on Sundays, I figured it best for us all.

With being said and done, I'm out of here for now. Definitely more tomorrow when I have the time and opportunity. Till then.






June 12th, 2010


Saturday.


Not much here today. I'm trying to fit a ton of stuff into a small amount of time, so I have to keep this brief. The World Cup continues, for those who are actually interested. To be honest, the more i watch, the more I like. You can never say that soccer is a lazy sport, that's for sure. As far as my picks go, I'm 0-3 since Greece lost to South Korea. Figures.

Hope your Saturday goes well. Till tomorrow.






June 11th, 2010


Friday.




The 2010 FIFA World Cup is underway. With host country South Africa facing Mexico in the opening game, you can expect good games early and often. Most people think that Mexico will walk away with this one, but it's worth noting that NO host country has ever lost in the opening round. I, myself, have Mexico picked to win in the Fantasy League, but I felt compelled to pass along the numbers. Furthermore, a Death In The Mandela Family may be the push South Africa needs. We shall see.


It seems that most online experts (what determines that??) expect Brazil to win. With that in mind, I thought Brazilian model Sandy Summers would be nice for your DOUBLE CATCH FEATURED FRIDAY. Score.


Dog may be man's best friend, but after watching these Boston Terrier Dog Tricks, I'm thinking that Woman has a say in that matter as well. Have to admit, that last one is pretty damn good.


I spent a short time in Dallas, Texas and trust me, this is NOT HOW TO FLY OUT OF DFW AIRPORT. In-credible. I've watched this about a dozen times and I'm sure I'll see it a dozen more. To get the full effect, make sure to note the time stamp in the corner of the video. Now realize that the driver was drunk . . . . of course. Considering it's the Internet, this is For Those Who Don't Believe It's Real. Awesome.


Hope your Friday goes well. Enjoy the weekend and stay safe.






June 10th, 2010


Thursday.




watDhell. Yes, please?? While the clip above may or may not lead to a movie, a Mortal Kombat Reboot would be fantabulous. If it were to look like this video, SUPER fantabulous. We can only hope.


Just when I thought my poor home state couldn't get any uglier on the political front, Mystery Senate Nominee Has Pending Charges. If I thought this guy was for real, I would suggest giving him a break. He was trying to pick up a girl by using porn on the computer. I can't hate him for that. Granted, it's probably much, MUCH worse, but still, it wasn't murder or even drunk driving. Regardless, I don't expect Mr. Greene to go far in politics, but he's done gonna the extra mile in further making us look like idiots. Tanks.


LAST DAY to sign up for Fantasy World Cup Soccer. The games start Friday, so you'd better hurry. The set-up is basically pick the brackets; however, you have to supply a score, so it can take some time. Most of us currently signed up have NO IDEA on who is even playing, so you definitely have a chance to win right out of the gate.







June 9th, 2010


Wednesday.




Now here is an interesting take on my favorite game, Monster Hunter Tri. Before you take ANYTHING this guy says seriously, I should warn you: he hates EVERY GAME. No, really. You can sort through any of the Zero Punctuation Game Reviews and you will be extremely hard pressed to find a game that this guy does like. What you will find, however, is one hilarious mo-fro that talks really, REALLY fast. Awesome to watch. Fun to hear. Now go buy Monster Hunter and do some killing with me and Bud.


On the local front, the Myrtle Beach Helmet Law Is No More. Two years ago, my fair city decided to intact several new laws that would restrict motorcycle use, thus driving off the two bike weeks in May. From Day #1 everyone has screamed that the "Required Helmet For Everyone In The City Limits Law" was unconstitutional considering the State only requires you to be 21. Two years later, the law achieved it's purpose with overall attendance to Bike Events being down 85%. Two years and one month later, the law is no more. Funny on that timing thing isn't it?? Long story short: you can once again go lidless in Myrtle Beach, but they still don't want Bike Weeks.







June 8th, 2010


Tuesday.




WOW!! Trust me when I tell you that Mr. Dragon's Fire Chips are absolutely AWESOME. If you are a fan of wasabi, these are a MUST TRY. I found these last night at a local grocery store and as my luck would have it, it was the last bag. So now the hunt begins to see how many of these I can horde before they go away in July. Just in case you don't believe my taste buds, Trust Someone Else's.

Speaking of a limited time, these are your last days to sign up for Fantasy World Cup Soccer. The games start Friday, so you'd better hurry. The set-up is basically pick the brackets; however, you have to supply a score, so it can take some time. Most of us currently signed up have NO IDEA on who is even playing, so you definitely have a chance to win right out of the gate.







June 7th, 2010


Monday.




What a good song to start the week with . . . . . .




I thought I had an easy win this week, up until the last 5-6 laps. Granted, I only watched the last 6 laps, so I'm not exactly sure how easy it really was, but you get my drift. The standings above are for the current season and not for the overall year. Believe me, I'm much lower on that list which is why you are seeing this one. Maybe next week.



My Fantasy Golf game is much like my real golf game . . . . SUX. Thought I was gonna sneak out a win here as well; however, all my golfers apparently were too hungover to play in Sunday's round. Figures. I've still got a little bit of time . . . . but not much.

Speaking of little bit of time, these are your last days to sign up for Fantasy World Cup Soccer. The games start Friday, so you'd better hurry. The set-up is basically pick the brackets; however, you have to supply a score, so it can take some time. Most of us currently signed up have NO IDEA on who is even playing, so you definitely have a chance to win right out of the gate.







June 6th, 2010


Sunday.


After much legal wrangling, it looks as if Gary Coleman will finally be put to rest. In usual Hollywood fashion, you can expect all All-Star turnout to see Gary's Personalized Casket, complete with his name on it. Maybe that ex-wife of his isn't that bad after all.


Fantasy sports players, this is your last week to sign up for Fantasy World Cup Soccer. The games start Friday, so you'd better hurry. The set-up is basically pick the brackets; however, you have to supply a score, so it can take some time. Most of us currently signed up have NO IDEA on who is even playing, so you definitely have a chance to win right out of the gate.


Hope your Sunday goes well. I was looking forward to a day of rest at home, but I can see storm clouds a blowing. Till tomorrow.






June 5th, 2010


Saturday.


Lazy Day. Lazy Day. Saturdays are the best . . . . sometimes. Bud and his family arrived late last night for their family vacation. After a few hours of Monster Hunter last night, I'm looking forward to a down day today. With the way things have been going as of late, it will be nice to get some rest. Till tomorrow.






June 4th, 2010


Friday.




NATIONAL DOUGHNUT DAY ! ! ! ! !


No better way to start the weekend than with FREE DOUGHNUTS !!! In celebrating National Doughnut Day (yes, it's a real holiday), Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Doughnuts are both giving away free doughnuts. In all fairness, Krispy is truly giving you a free doughnut, while Dunkin requires you purchase a beverage. I suppose if you are on the road, you would need a drink any way, so maybe that's no big deal. With Krispy, you can just walk in the door and get a free slice of goodness.

For the record, I was at my closest Krispy at 7:00 a.m. and they were not quite ready for the day. If you have questions or concerns, you can check the participating stores list. I called back a little later in the morning (read: 7:15 a.m.) and my Kreme is now fully on-board with the promotion. Guess who is going back out after this update??


Hope your weekend goes well. Mine looks to be busy but at least the Sun is out and the temperature is hot. Till tomorrow.






June 3rd, 2010


Thursday.




Today I cry. While i knew it would eventually happen, I've long feared the day that Ken Griffey Jr. Retires from baseball. He will ALWAYS be my favorite baseball player of all time and will also be the reason I don't watch another game. "The Kid" was one of the classiest cats to ever play the game, and boy did he play. 13 All-Star appearances, 630 homers—fifth on the career list—and 1,836 RBIs over his career will hopefully make him a First Ballot Hall of Famer. More than his stats though was the way he played the game. Always 110%, Always a team player, NEVER a controversy. In this day and age of steroids and drugs, Junior was NEVER even mentioned.

I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Griffey Jr. once. I have a signed bat and a couple of jerseys. Two rookie cards (Tops and Upper Deck) and more assorted crazy memorabilia than you can imagine (t-shirt in a can anyone?). This season was the first in a long time that I had actually started watching the game again. Junior was back with the Mariners and a lot of good games were taking place. Now I guess I'll go back to watching NetFlix every day. Good Luck Ken Griffey. Thanks for the good times. I miss you already.


On the subject of baseball, did you hear the one about the Perfect Game That Never Was ?? Basically, with one out in the bottom of the 9th inning, a perfect game hanging in the balance, the first base umpire blew the call. And BAD. Obviously bad. So bad that the umpire in question went to the locker room after the game and apologized. For those of you who don't know, a perfect game is when NO ONE reaches a base, for any reason. No walks. No hits. No opponents shoes touching a bag. Only 20 have been achieved EVER, and this would have been the third this year. This would have been the Detroit Tigers first EVER. Way to go Fatty. I'd move to France now, because you have just made EVERY SINGLE BLOOPER REEL for the next 40 years.


Hope your day goes well. Not sure what to expect of mine. Bad weather is looming, so it could be a sofa day. Till tomorrow.






June 2nd, 2010


Wednesday.




Have at it. The Kendra Sex Tape is out and I'm offering it to you for FREE. In all fairness, people all over the Internet are offering for it FREE, I'm just helping the flow. I've placed a bunch of different links so you have several different options to download. PLEASE NOTE: some of these download links are getting shut down soon after opening. I'll TRY to keep as many links fresh and open as possible. If you need help, let me know.

As far as the video itself goes, don't get too worked up before you watch it. I'm just NOT IMPRESSED. The video is pre-surgery, but she still has a pretty nice body. Kendra has NO RHYTHM. Watching her dance was painful for me. Maybe she can breakdance better?? Then of course, you have the dude in the video. Opie Taylor gone urban. All I'm gonna say.


Hope your Wednesday goes well. It's all downhill from here.






June 1st, 2010


Tuesday.


First day of June and I'm already running late. watDhell?? I've actually got a house full of company, so I'm not gonna be here long. Pics are here and i'm gone. Till tomorrow.









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