Vern was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his
wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him. Unable to
stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her
instantly.
A few days later, Vern got a call from the coroner regarding
her autopsy.
Coroner: "Vern, your
wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a
golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"
Vern: "Yes, sir,
that's correct."
Coroner: "Well,
inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her rectum."
Vern: "Was it a
Titleist 3?"
Coroner: "Yes, it
was."
Vern: "That was my
mulligan."
