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April 30th, 2010


Friday.


Late update today. Looks as if the new hours finally caught up to me. That or I just didn't sleep well. Regardless, not much here today. In trying to hurry, I even skipped the Featured Friday Pics and went with some i could quickly post. I'll work more on that tomorrow. In the meantime, Have a great Friday afternoon and enjoy the weekend.






April 29th, 2010


Thursday.




I'm thinking that someone may have used a wee bit too much powder on this one. Blast shield or not, that had to hurt. And all that for opening a closet door. Nice.


For all you ladies: here's a Guy Who Can Dance. Wow. All I can say. Superior dance moves to go along with those superior song lyrics. Someone needs to remove that small kitten from his upper lip.


Hope your day goes well. Little bit longer now and you've got the weekend. Till tomorrow.






April 28th, 2010


Wednesday.




Is this filed under 'Track n Field' or 'Animal Space Testing'?? Regardless, someone is gonna be very sick when this is all over.


Hope your day goes well. I'm finally on my set shift starting to day so maybe a return to normalcy can't be too far off. Then again, things never were normal around here to begin with. Maybe thats a good thing. Till tomorrow.






April 27th, 2010


Tuesday.


Tito Ortiz has been Arrested For Assaulting Jenna Jameson. As if we needed another reason to hate this lug head. As with any domestic case, both sides are blaming the other citing various reasons from steroids to oxycontin. Let's be real though, Jenna weighs all of 100 pounds now since she had her boobs removed. The weight difference alone can never justify physical violence. We won't even get into the physical size and bone cracking knowledge that Tito has. Wait... scratch that last part. I haven't seen Tito when in so long that I can't fairly give him credit for talent. Regardless, I am now making a voodoo doll of Tito Ortiz. I'll place it beside the blow up doll of Jenna for laughs.


All for today. One last day of training in the A.M. and then I'm off to my regular shift tomorrow. Hopefully that's good for all of us. Till tomorrow.






April 26th, 2010


Monday.




It IS that phuhkin fantastic. All I'm gonna say. Bud and I finally had our first online quests and I continue to be amazed. If you don't know Monster Hunter, you are losing out. And THAT is all I'm gonna say.


Finally a day off. Of course, it's Monday, so that means Farm Day, but at least its a break from the office. Here's a quick look at the Fantasy Standings.



NASCAR could have been sweet, but who knew that Jamie McMurray would pull a second. Still hangin at the bottom, but i'm hoping to make a move soon. Say.... next season?




Golf is Golf. It's shaping up to be one of the most competitive seasons and there is very little at stake. Works for me. I just like that more people are playing.







April 25th, 2010


Sunday.




I warned you that I hadn't yet developed a routine. Sorry about that. Oh well, life goes on and so does the page. I've posted CATCH PICS for yesterday and today, so enjoy the boobie-ness. Not really a whole lot more to rant about today. i honestly haven't had time to look the web over for anything cool.


I've got an early shift today, so I'm gonna leave you wondering about the video above. That's just plain crazy. Till tomorrow.







April 23rd, 2010


Friday.


Finally the end of the week, but no rest for the wicked. The new job continues to kick ass even though it's been busy. Best way to learn is trial by fire, I suppose. In case you are wondering, the new property is the Avista Resort. It's a little bit of a daily drive, but I look at that as therapy time. Yeah, that's the ticket. I'll try to snap some pictures of my own in the future.


To cap off a great week, Beach Girls are the Featured Friday pics. Sand in soooo many places.


If you want a little bit of a challenge, try to Beat Darwin. Before you get too excited, you are growing a plant. NOT a monkey. Rules are simple: grow your plant in the time allowed so that it (you) can survive evolution. Simple, huh? Wait till those shady blades of grass get you.


All for today. I know I promised a fantastic update today; however, time is a ticking and i'm still learning. Hope your Friday goes well and I'll see ya tomorrow.






April 22nd, 2010


Thursday.


In kind of a hurry today. Second day on the job and I still don't have a routine down. This will be the last day for horrible updates though. Promise. One bit of good news to pass along: LIL KITTY IS HOME ! ! ! ! Can this week get any better??






April 21st, 2010


Wednesday.


HOLY COW. You have no idea how frickin' GREAT yesterday was. First, I finally get my copy of Monster Hunter Tri and it totally KICKS ASS. I was skeptic up until the game started. Once the game started, all doubt was erased. If you have a Wii and enjoy adventure type games, Pick It Up. After several hours of gaming and hanging out with homies, I get a call from a job I interviewed for. Guess who starts work . . . . TODAY!!!! To finish it off: finally got a new fridge. It's about dayam time.

DOUBLE CATCH to celebrate.






April 20th, 2010


Tuesday.


HAPPY APRIL 20th ! ! !




I bet Bob smokes the same shit that Willie Nelson does. I can easily see the two of them hot boxing a hotel room with some Thai hookers as Ed McMahon sits in corner and hums show tunes. It's just a thought . . . . .


Just in case you are wondering, Here's How 420 Got Started. Please note: this is one theory. I know that Steven Hager is the Editor of High Times, but I've heard way too many other theories to believe in just one. Plus, i'm not sure I'd compare 4/20 to Passover just yet.


MONSTER HUNTER COMES OUT TODAY ! ! ! ! ! ! I haven't said much because I haven't wanted to jinx it. Phuhker has been delayed for over four years and three platforms. I pre-ordered a copy over a month ago and I still didn't believe this day would come. I think I need a wet wipe. Plus it comes out TODAY. It's a sign that all is going to be right and well in the Universe.


DOUBLE CATCH to celebrate all this goodness. I think i'm weeping.






April 19th, 2010


Monday.




watDhell?? I'm not sure if I'm impressed or not. The 15 balancing books is pretty cool. I'm skeptic on the rest. Regardless, fun to watch especially if you are like me and keep hoping for her to crash to the ground.


It's Monday, so it's Farm Day. It's also the day before a major holiday that includes the release of the single best video game EVAH!!!! Yeah... I'm done. Just wanted to mention that. Till tomorrow.






April 18th, 2010


Sunday.


Looks like Southern California can Blame Deepak Chopra for the recent earthquake. It seems the Transcendental-ist was doing a little meditating and he shifted the Earth's axis. Doh. I hate it when that happens.


Now before you laugh off D-pak, I have seen a Monk Flip From His Fingers. And if a 170 pound man can do that, I'm sure an old 130 pound bag of rice and piss can shake up the World.


All for today. Not much in the mood for anything else. Till Tomorrow.





April 17th, 2010


Saturday.




At 9 years old, this kid is a Guitar Hero God. If you don't believe me, just watch all 8 minutes of the video. Guitar Hero III awards you with the DragonForce song, "Through the Fire and Flames" upon completion of Career mode. Some kind of reward. The song is NUTZ. Imagine your favorite 80's hair band on crystal meth with an urge to play the guitar. Best way I can describe it. The real impressive part is that this kid knocks down a 95% accuracy on the game and it isn't even his best run. Fingers, boy. Fingers. While my eyes can barely keep up with the little circles go by, my mind has no chance of coordinating movement to move the fingers. I'm thinking this little dude could go somewhere in life. I just hope it's not to the Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Hall of Fame.


For you late night TV talk show fans, TMZ gives you the Conan's Revenge Game. You guide the NBC executives head through a moving minefield of Conan heads, trying to collect NBC peacocks. It's a mildly entertaining way to spend a few minutes. I managed to snag 11 birds, but I honestly wasn't trying that hard. If someone gets a 100, let me know.


All for today. Remind me and I'll share the story of my job interview I went to yesterday. Believe me, it's a typical Shark story. Till then.






April 16th, 2010


Friday.




I promised to finish the week with music, so here you go. Before anyone tries to read into this tune, DON'T. I just finished watching "Slither" and this is one the ending credits. Catchy little tune.


Speaking of "Catch", Annette Dawn is your Featured Friday. Today could be a very good day and I need all the luck I can get.


Well, if i'm gonna feature one song from "Slither", I have to post "Shine Up My Boots" as well. Now all i need is deer season to start and some rabid squids.


Short on content today, just in case the two reposts were not clue enough. Hope everyoe has a good weekend. More tomorrow.






April 15th, 2010


Thursday.




That's right, Pat "Phuhkin" Boone. Who knew ?!?!?!?! And he rocks it too. watDhell is the World coming to? I love it so much that I've decided to dedicate today's update solely to Pat Boone and his rockin' remixes. "Paradise City", featured above, is my favorite so far. Even if you don't like the song, or Pat himself, the band's performance is STELLAR. Give it a listen.


I can just see ol' Pat in leather and spikes as he sings "You've Got Another Thing Coming". I'm betting Boone sports a leather bandana on his head with some studded chaps. And that's probably just around the house as casual wear.


"Crazy Train" is exactly what I feel I'm on when I listen to these songs. That's not a bad thing.


Remember the video from yesterday?? Now you can compare the P.B. version of "Enter Sandman". While it's slightly different from yesterday, I definitely enjoy both versions. Can't wait to hear this shit over the speakers in a Dentist office.


If that ain't enough, how about "Holy Diver". Complete with R.J. Dio on background vocals. Awesome.


"Smoke on the Water", Hell. More like Smoke on ol' Patty's brain. Then again, I'm sure he's probably hung out with The Moody Blues before considering the time frame. After hearing this, I want some of what they are smoking with the water.


All of these tracks come from the CD titled, "No More Mr. Nice Guy". Alice "phuhkin" Cooper. Nice. The CD is Available At Amazon.com and offers many more musical gems. I couldn't find videos for "Panama" or "Love Hurts". I'll leave those up to you.


That's it for today. I've laughed and smiled so much my face hurts now. Hope your day goes well. See ya tomorrow.






April 14th, 2010


Wednesday.




Yesterdays video went over so well, I had to post another one. Not quite Disney, this version of "Enter Sandman" is a little more "jazzy". I really feel like I should have on some plaid polyester and white, shiny shoes. Definitely gonna have to add this one to the mp3 player.


I wasn't much of an author in high school. Let's be honest, I wasn't much of anything in high school. I guess that's what makes this list of Metaphors & Analogies From High School Essays so damn depressing. If I could have controlled my vocabulary that well at that age . . . . . I'd probably be in jail. Good stuff to read. Gives me great ideas for quotes and gamer tags now.


O WOW. While researching today's update I have already found tomorrows. It's music all week, so be prepared. I'm off to find my penny loafers and high waters. Till tomorrow.






April 13th, 2010


Tuesday.




WOW. That's all I can say. Not sure who or how this was done, but all I can say is AWESOME ! ! ! . Just in case you're not sure what you are watching, Check Out The Original Video.


HAPPY 21st BIG DONNIE


O' to be 21 again. Actually, I was dating a hell bitch at that point in my life, so we can skip that year after all. I've already spoken with Donnie this morning and needless-to-say, he's excited. Good for him. O' to be 21 and in college several hundred miles from your folks. Taxi cabs and alka seltzer. I'm just saying.


DOUBLE CATCH to celebrate the 13th and the 21st. I tried to get Big D to commit to a favorite girl type. He just giggled and said, "I like them all." Smart kid there. He'll go far.






April 12th, 2010


Monday.




The Hike Inn looks to be a pretty cool destination for the next camping trip. Five miles into the woods and approximately one mile from the Appalachian Trail, The Hike Inn is a solar powered oasis. Twenty rooms with bunk beds, and a nightly family style dinner make this a welcome attraction to through-hikers. Truth be told, an eleven mile round trip makes this a fantastic place for day hikers as well. It's definitely moved up on my Hike List. Now if I can just save up the $70/ night . . . . .




I managed to move up a spot in the overall standings of Fantasy NASCAR. Considering I've forgotten to change my drivers the last two weeks, I guess that's not bad. I'm already prepped and primed for the next race in hopes of cracking the Top 10. We shall see.




Tiger Woo, in my eyes, did not disappoint in his return to golf. Lefty Man Boob, in my opinion, deserved to win both for his steady play and the all of his off course troubles. With that said, my fantasy golf week was only O.K. I ended up with a decent score; however, since most of the prime finishers were expected to do so, every one had a decent week this week. Oh well. Can't lose them all I suppose.


Back to the farm today. Last week's plowing was interrupted by weather and other assorted odd jobs. Who knows what this week will bring. Hope your weekend went well. Drop me a line if anything cool happened. Till tomorrow.






April 11th, 2010


Sunday.




Good-bye Texas Stadium. This was actually filmed around 8:00 a.m. EST time today, so enjoy the freshness. After building the new MEGA stadium, Jerry Jones has finally decided to bring down the old home. I must admit that I was somewhat let down by the demolition. Knowing Jerry Jones fervor for all things grand, I expected a few F-15's to drop bunker busters on the beyotch. Hell, ol' George W. is right down the road, so I'm not sure how we didn't get a full scale invasion through the parking lot. Good stuff.


Extreme Home Makeover will feature the locally built Suggs home on tonight's episode. The house was constructed in a near-by town, so it's nice to see the locals get something. The link is actually to an article about how Extreme Makeover families have been LOSING their homes. Apparently the entrepreneurs idiots take out large mortgages on their new homes then default on the loan. watDhell? Give someone an inch and they try to take a mile. I think ABC should reposes the house themselves. People come home to an empty lot and all their shit in a pile. Yup. Like that idea.


Took third place in Fantasy NASCAR this week. About damn time. Full update on all things Fantasy Sportish tomorrow. Hopefully the Masters will help pull me through Fantasy Golf as well.


I'm still fighting through fridge troubles. We'll see what melts today. Till tomorrow.






April 10th, 2010


Saturday.


Not much here today. Catch Pics are here and that's about it. Remember that comment earlier in the week about my fridge "barely hanging on"?? Apparently the freezer decided to let go at some point yesterday or the day before. Looks like I'm appliance shopping later today. In the meantime, I guess I can quit blaming the cats for that rancid smell covering the kitchen.


Till tomorrow.






April 9th, 2010


Friday.


It's a hot, drunk chick laying on a table with friend video taping a body shot. If you think it's that easy, you apparently don't visit here much. At least it wasn't a flaming shot.


After having a discussion with Bent Tuna and Shaun Juan, I thought i'd post a list of the Rarest Video Games In The World. Most of these are from the Nintendo Age and all are extremely rare. If you think you may have one of these in the attic, send it to me immediately for verification. If it doesn't turn out to be worth a cool million, I'll take it off your hands for a dime. (cuz I'll easily take $40k for a frickin game.) I'm guessing that this goes back to "Value in the Eye of the Beholder", but seriously people. For this much money, the game better give me a happy ending every time. And I'd better win too.


While I didn't see it on live television, apparently someone is Pranking Tiger From Above. While I'm sure that Augusta National is on lock-down on the ground, they have no control over what flies in the sky. According to this report, a second banner plane sporting the phrase: "Tiger, did you mean Bootyism" is scheduled to make an appearance as well. Now THAT is original thinking from beginning to end. Love it.


All for today. No real "Feature" in this Friday's pics. Every time I started in one direction, I ended up in another. Have a good day today for the weekend is upon us. Till tomorrow.






April 8th, 2010


Thursday.




Ahhhh... the good ol' Stickman. Now I have to dig through old links and find the original kick ass Stickman vids. Maybe that will be tomorrow.


I'm bad ass. Just so you know. I live in the 4th Most Dangerous State and I own guns. Just so you know. LoL. I can't even type that without laughing, but who knew?? Based on Assault, Murder, Burglary, Vehicle Theft, Rape, and Robbery, the study has been performed annually for the last 50 years. I'm not sure where South Carolina has ranked over the years, but I guess I can't make fun of Detroit any more. Oh well. Guess I'm gonna oil the guns, plant the claymores, and go boost the wallets of a few dozen tourists.


The Masters are underway. Here's to watching Tiger Woods sweat more the next four days than his entire previous golf career.






April 7th, 2010


Wednesday.


Everyone knows that I'm not a fan of Sandra Bullock; however, in light of recent events I'm willing to cut her a little slack. I feel the need to reiterate one last time: "Sandra, watDhell were you expecting?". With that said, it seems I'm not the only one with something to say. Geezer sent me this letter he found that was addressed to Jesse James:

Jesse,

You Stupid B#&@%*$! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in
the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed
only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.

But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named "America's
Sweetheart"; you also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per
picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just
happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated a$$hole cheater on the planet! And
while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your
wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra speech
during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself
after she even cared for your children?

I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:

Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat off of me. Lets do lunch sometime and
compare notes.

Tiger Woods



Too funny. You'd better believe I'm watching The Masters this year. While you non-Golfers may not understand how you can watch it, all you Golfer's know that you can't afford to miss it. You never know when you will See Greatness. Monster Ho or not, that boy can play some golf.


Hope your Wednesday goes well. After today, it’s all downhill.






April 6th, 2010


Tuesday.


Guess Her Muff is a nice little game to get your day going. Definitely NSFW!!, but definitely a fun time had by all. The tag line goes:

"Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on how she dresses? Does your co-worker's carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves it bald?
The answers might surprise you..."


Trust me, I went through several weeks of their archives. The answers will indeed surprise you. I'm still not sure that all the girls in picture A are the same girls in picture B, but who's complaining? Picks of chicks naked. Dive in.        (NSFW - nudity)


Looks like the Duke Blue Devils Win. While I didn't get to watch the game, it sounds like it was a real barn burner. In the grand scheme of things, I wish Butler would have won. I know too many Duke fans and most of them could use a few blocks knocked out from under them. Congrats to both teams. It was a great game in a great tournament. BTW, Mike G. won our bracket contest so expect some points to come his way.


All for today. Looks like I'm going to be busy in and around the house, plus I'm hoping for another good day of Jeep weather before rain gets here. Till tomorrow.







April 5th, 2010


Monday.


I hope that everyone had a great Easter. Lots of eggs and lots of food in your belly. Speaking of food, maybe you tried one of the Six Most Sadistic Dishes. While I knew Foie Gras was pretty violent, who knew it was downright torturous?? Now i'm hungry.


For those of you who missed yesterday's update, I have EASTER EGGS 4 U. These are definitely NSFW!!, so be careful. One more thing to note, all the eggs are hosted on my server, so no annoying ads when the pictures open.


All for today. I'm off to Loris to play Farmer for the day. Hope your day goes well. See ya tomorrow.






April 4th, 2010


Saturday.



HAPPY EASTER !!


Ever wonder how the Easter Bunny and colored eggs became part of the holiday celebration?? According to Yahoo, it was those Crazy Christian Missionaries trying to convert the Pagans. I'm guessing it worked. Now, instead of worshipping an idol, those pagans are out spending an ass load of money on candy, egss, toys, and colorful ornaments to hang in their yard while never stepping foot into a place of worship. It's a Win-Win for the team.


In keeping with the season and the spirit of this site, I have EASTER EGGS 4 U. Definitely NSFW, so don't let the kiddies look for them. While I didn't design the actual "egg", I did take the time to organzie and post ALL 80 of them. Enjoy.







April 3rd, 2010


Saturday.




Love him or Hate him, Arnie has delivered the goods on screen for a long time now. The clip is nine minutes of his best work from various movies and shows. Now i have to sit down and watch some cheesy action flicks all day. watDhell.







April 2nd, 2010


Friday.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENDALL ! ! !


Kendall is knocking on the door to adulthood. Here's hoping that today and this year pass as smoothly as an Exlax brownie. My understanding is that Kendall is going to START A BAND to keep away middle age. Good luck with that.


In honor of Kendall's bday, and to celebrate the Friday, today's Featured Pics are all Non-Nude. That's right. No nipple for you . . . . . today. Tomorrow may be a different story.




It is no secret that I hate idiotic people with stupid ideals. Thus, it is no secret that I absolutely loathe and despise every single member of the Westboro Baptist Church. After years of listening to their dribble and hate while they protest, people are finally starting to "fight" back. The video above shows what happens when they rolled into a "peace loving" school. Or how about the Scene When They Protested Twitter. Now i want them to come back around here so I can protest them with signs and songs . . . . and rotten eggs. In fact, Westboro has had such an influence that now Tolerance Groups are forming and growing throughout the nation. I still think a better option would be Death Squads dispatched to the WBC members homes. Get the problem fixed real quick.







April 1st, 2010


Thursday.


HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY ! !


Before you panic, there are NO SURPRISES here today. In fact, I actually posted DOUBLE CATCH PICS to celebrate the "holiday". Again, No Tricks. I had a decent download session of content yesterday, so each pic is a taste of what I got. Hope you enjoy.


Here's a headline that Is Not a prank either: People Want Ronald McDonald To Retire. Yes, really. Apparently ol' Ronny is the poster child for childhood obesity. A clown is the problem our kids are fat asses?? I'm sure it has nothing to do with these same phuhkin idiots doing away with Physical Education in our schools. Or the fact that recreational sports programs have a seen a decrease in participation ever since the release of the Xbox and PlayStation. Or maybe it's because these people don't beat their kids ass when he eats all that phuhkin sugar while melting his brain in front of stupid ass sitcoms and the Internet. Maybe?? Now if you will excuse me, I've got an episode of "The Office" queued up on the PC to watch while I kill a few phuhkers on Call of Duty. Who's got the Cheezy Poofs?


In other "I Can't Believe These People Are Allowed To Live News": I'm still wondering howDphuhk Heidi Montag and Spencer are still alive and garnering publicity. Now they've Given THEMSELVES Indian Names. Ok, let me get this straight. These two West Coast inbred idiots, who don't deserve to live in the first place, have decided that their spray on tan makes them dark enough to claim Indian monikers? Aren't you supposed to be GIVEN your Indian name? And in exactly what World do they become 'Running Bear' and 'White Wolf'?? More like 'Runny Poon' and 'Midget Pee-Pee'. It's THESE types of people we need to kill, quarter, and fertilize our crops with. I'm just saying . . . .


Hope your day goes well. Keep your guard up and your head down. Till tomorrow.






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