Welcome to the start of the week and the end of the month. Welcome to Monday. Hope your weekend went well. I'm still at the folks house, so the updates will continue to be sparse.
Along with regular Fantasy Football, me and the 'Hellions are also participating in the Football Pick'um Contests. The NFL and College contests are simple: Pick The Winners each week. Survival Football is basically the same, but with a little twist. In Survival, you only pick ONE TEAM each week. If you miss that one pick, it's a strike. Two strikes and you are OUT. Game over.
Here are the current games we have running. If you wanna join, HURRY UP. The college season starts soon. If you have any questions, or comments, let me know.
Group Number: #26873 Group Password: shark13
Group Number: #12413 Group Password: shark13
Group Number: #9966 Group Password: shark13
August 26th, 2009
Wednesday.
It looks as if Papa John was finally about to find his childhood car. Must have been extremely sentimental considering he Paid
$250,000 to get it back. What does this story tell us, other than P.J. has more money than sense? Who cares what the moral is. The best part of the story is
FREE PIZZA TO CELEBRATE . . . . . if you own a Camaro. watDhell? Now I have to steal a car just to get some free pizza.
Hope your Hump Day goes well. Your week is almost over, so hang in there. My week is becoming increasingly more stressful . . . . . by
exponential numbers. But that's another update. Enjoy the day.
August 25th, 2009
Tuesday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWOEYED WRANGLER ! !
Today is TwoEyed's birthday, so the DOUBLE CATCH PICS are all his selections. Hell, i even went as far as to hand pick the archived Catch Pics to those I'd thought he would enjoy. Now if he can just get a fantasy football team with two shakes of salt, he might
be dangerous. Hope you have a great day TwoEyed.
For those of you who think I can be an asshole, check out: Don't Even Reply.com. And i thought i had issues. Some of the conversations may appear fake or staged; however, i can easily believe that most are true and
accurate. Make sure you read down to the "Selling my TV" email. Fantastic.
Hope your week is going well. Mine is running behind by about 4 days. Jeep is still in the shop. I've just discovered that I have several VERY IMPORTANT files missing from the site. I need a new job. Did I miss anything?
August 24th, 2009
Monday.
Hope your weekend went well. Mine was super-fantabulous. The draft is over and I am VERY satisfied. I'll give you more details tomorrow.... or maybe later today. As for now, I have all kinds of things going on at the house, so I have to step away.
Keep your head up. Don't forget the SUPER SIZED DOUBLE CATCH PICS.
August 23rd, 2009
Sunday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARK13.COM
Hard to believe I'm going into my 9th year of doing this page. watDhell have I been thinking? I'm not even sure where I would start with a big emotional speech, even if I had one. Luckily for both of us, I'm a man of few
words. (yeah, right.) I do have plans for the next nine days, so make sure you check back. For the record, I'd really like to top the million hit mark over the next year, so feel free to spread the word.
Along with the birthday, it's also DRAFT DAY for the Shark13 Fantasy Football League. I am STOKED. You have no idea the excitement/buzz
that's going on around this season. We have a full roster of 20 teams and I've
tweaked the settings to guarantee some very high scores. As luck would have it, one of our players from years past has returned and wants to join. Unfortunately, it looks as if the Wangstas will have to wait until next season . . . . . . we all fulled up.
Kinda sucks. I'm thinking we would have stomped him this year. If not me, someone. Hell, as much time as Mike G. and i have spent researching, they should just give us the trophies now.
Let's take a walk down memory lane and get down to the meat of the matter. DOUBLE CATCH, of course, to celebrate the day. I'm planning on Double's for the next 9 days, so get your hard drive ready. In fact, you know what might be fun? Let's do a
DOUBLE DOUBLE CATCH with the second eight pictures coming from the Archives of years past. Yeah. I like that idea. Hope you enjoy.
Today's youth are skeery. Need proof? Check out this Young Boy's Reaction to the latest
Vanessa Hudgins scandal. No child under the age of 13 should be that excited about anything other than the next issue of Mad Magazine.
I'm starting to think the ONLY thing this girl will have for a career is the publicity made off of these photos. Shame. Just in case you have no idea what I'm talking about, you
can see ALL the Vanessa photos HERE(<--- NSFW).
Something about watching A Girl Move Her Hips. That's just nice. Of course, it wasn't always like that. I can
remember a time when women dancing was somewhat . . . . . skeery. Check out this '80's Workout Video. Get your groove body in shape with this one ladies.
Let me know how that works out for you.
I can't guarantee that I was listening to this song on the day I started the page, but I'm willing to bet it played at some point in the day. LOVE the Wu. Plus, you can't beat a video for a cool ass song, with Shaolin monks, dinosaurs, and
scantily clad cave women. Grand slam, I tell you.
Aight kiddies. All i'm doing for now. It's very, VERY late and I'm tired. I'll most likely drop back by here for more posting, but then again, it IS a day of rest. Thanks for stopping by, whenever it is that you do. I really enjoy getting your emails and hearing from each and every one of you. You, the reader, are the sole reason i do this. You guys, and girls, give me purpose. Going forward, I hope I don't
let you down. Have a good one.
August 22nd, 2009
Saturday.
watDhell is that about?? Who knew you could ride a bike like that, not to even mention having a competition?? What are those crazy Germans doing over there? Don't get me wrong, big respect for the talent and skill involved. But Why ?? These must be the same
people who invented Curling.
It ain't eazy bein' cheezy. I imagine it's pretty damn hard playing tough when a Sniper Shoots Your Gun. My man tries to keep his Joe Cool, but I'm thinking that
first contact had to hurt. Wonder how good those snipers are at shooting tourists as they drive down the Interstate?
Yoko's illegitimate child with Bob Dylan? Sign this kid up for American Idol. That or American's Funniest Home Video. I suppose there is some irony in a Korean child playing a McCartney song while standing on a Swedish bought sofa in-between two German cars. It's a stew of sorts.
August 21st, 2009
Friday.
Who is the real Toughest Man in the Ring? Better NOT Try the Referee. Holy cow. Where does
that come from?? I understand why it happened, but talk about a Hulk-out moment. And through it all, the Ref stayed impartial. Good job Zebra man.
If you are a fan, or if you missed it, take a look at the Gina Carano vs Cyborg match. Media people are saying that
it's the "death of women's MMA". I say it's a pretty damn good reason to watch the next fight. Granted, we can pick and point to several aspects of the fight we may not like, but it's BY FAR a more entertaining bout than most of the men's grappling. As far
as Carano, she's still SMOKING HOT and should definitely make a come back. Next time: THUNDERDOME !!
August 20th, 2009
Thursday.
Just in time with that laugh you needed: Weird Al Yankovich - "CNR". Now that
is entertainment. I've always found Al's music very enjoyable, it's his personality that could use a little tweaking. Then again, anyone who can come up with and star in
UHF isn't quite right to begin with.
Who needs a soapbox when you can have a 900cc Super Kart ?? Can you imagine
what kind of fun (and a death wish) this would be in traffic? I just don't remember go-carts going that fast when I was a child. Apparently, i grew up in the wrong area of the World.
It's almost the weekend. Just hang out a little bit longer.
August 19th, 2009
Wednesday.
WELL... this has changed a little bit since yesterday. The collection of storm tracks has collectively moved to the West, thus putting Hurricane Bill
a wee bit closer to the US coast. Still not time to panic yet, but you'd better believe I'll be checking my battery stash a little later today.
Farve Returns to the NFL. I'm willing to bet that
Kendraco spilled a tear when he read this. Now those Vikings vs Packers tickets he got for Father's Day are a REALLY great gift. As for Farve, when is enough going to be enough? Granted, Brett can
still fling a ball, whether it be intercepted or not. But he is also a grown man and should figure out that all this wishy-washy-ness is not good for him OR for football. How exactly does this look on his
Hall of Fame ballot? Regardless of society, the Vikings need Farve and it will definitely make this year's Fantasy Football that much more interesting. Did I mention that we
draft THIS WEEKEND ?!? So excited.
Speaking of this weekend, this site will turn 9 YEARS OLD on Sunday. I would like to say that I have tons of special stuff planned; however, the way my week is going, I'll be lucky to
make the dailies between now and then. If you feel spunky, grab a camera and snap some thong photos for me. Your girlfriend, your wife, you neighbor tending her garden. Anything will do. I'm gonna
dig around here and see what I can find in the archives.
Hope your Hump Day goes well. I found out yesterday that I had offended some people by the way I wished Happy Birthday, so i'm working damage control. Go phuhkin figure. It's all downhill from here, so enjoy.
I'm not sure who actually composed the list, but this version of Top 25 Scary Movie Endings is pretty much spot on. While I might personally shuffle the order
around, I would agree with almost every flick on the list. While some of these movies are somewhat cheesy and miss-able overall, it's the ending that has landed it here. There are a few of these I still need to watch, then again, after reading the spoilers in the article, I can pretty much
miss them now as well.
Nothing really to worry about Hurricane Bill at the moment. This can always change, but I see no need to worry. Of course, we always tend to get a real close scare in and around Labor Day, so I expect this thing
to tilt a little. A couple of days of steady rain and wind could be just what the doctor ordered.
August 17th, 2009
While I'm not sure if the email above is for real, most of the others at Emails From Crazy People are legitimate and
most are funny as Hell. The link will actually take you to the third page which has one of my favorite correspondence . . . . HOA letters. Who knew that gargoyles could be so damn
funny. Hell, I may have to use a few of these as a form letter . . . .
Hope your weekend went well. Mine was somewhat productive, even though it felt extremely short. Not sure watDhell that's about. It's ONE WEEK until the Fantasy Football Draft. If you are playing, get ready for some trash talk. If
you are NOT playing, well, you gonna get some trash talk too. Have a good day.
August 16th, 2009
Sunday.
Now this looks interesting. It should make for a very tense week in some areas. Considering that three more storms are coming from the East, it
may be a fun second half of the month.
August 15th, 2009
Saturday.
I won't go into how I first heard about Steel Panther, but apparently they are doing something right. Sporting hair and make-up reminiscent of early Poison and Warrant, Steel Panther
is definitely a taste of the late 80's. While such a band may fly under the radar, it's the song "Death To All But Metal" that
may very well take them to the top. Rappers have dissed and killed each other in song since the beginning of the genre. Panther now takes their turn at that wheel and they do not disappoint.
From Brittany Spears to Blink 182, no one is safe. This very well could be my new favorite song for the week. Sarah Silverman makes an appearance in the video and even sheds light on the whole subject at the end. Good stuff
here. Funny, but good stuff.
After being disappointed in the fish and the slip n slide, it's really hard for me to believe that the Squirrel Is Real. watDhell? Am I really expected to believe
that a squirrel posed for a picture and then didn't even kick the camera over? Shopped, for sure.
August 14th, 2009
Friday.
Alright, I'll admit that it definitely looks fake. If fishing was that easy, no one would watch Bill Dance. I've slowed the clip down, and just can't seem to find a point where it is
definitely fake. Let's be honest, what do i know? Hell, I just found out that the Super Slip n Slide Is A FAKE. Talk about being
let down. Disappointed. Should have known.
It seems that Andy Reid and the Philadelphia Eagles think they are a perfect fit for Michael Vick. I suppose there is no better place than the 'City of Brotherly Love'. It will be interesting to see what PETA and the ASPCA think of all of this.
It's no secret that I've never been a fan of Vick's. I've never really cared for the Eagles, so this is definitely a good fit. Now I can hate them all together and save some effort.
Fire Tops for your Feature Friday. Red on the head, Fire in the hole.
August 13th, 2009
Thursday.
Now THATS a carwash. Wonder what they do for the wax special? Between watching this and today's weather, I couldn't help but be reminded of
the Storm Drain Video. Talk about a bad day . . . .
DOUBLE CATCH to celebrate the 13th. Speaking of celebrating, this page will be celebrating NINE YEARS on August 23rd. Doesn't seem like almost a decade of
decadence, but I guess time flies when you are having fun. Turns out that the 23rd is also the day we draft for fantasy football, so maybe I'll have to plan something for the weekend.
I don't know about your state, but if a woman was Busted for DUI Twice In A Night, I'm pretty sure you would be UNDER the jail. WatDhell are they doing in
Nebraska?? Not only did they bust the same woman, but it was TWO HOURS apart. Did they even have time to process the bitch? She must have been so damn butt ugly that they couldn't stand her skank ass in the holding cell. Then again, not much but corn and farms in Nebraska. Maybe
they figured she couldn't hurt someone if she tried. Needless-to-say, Nebraska is drunk friendly.
Aight kiddies, off to work. Not sure if this is my Friday or not, which could be good or bad. I'll let you know. Till then, have a great day.
August 12th, 2009
Wednesday.
I HATE WEDNESDAYS.
August 11th, 2009
Tuesday.
I had several things to post here today; however, time has gotten the best of me. So, rather than fluff everything up with words, take a look at:
Tiger Getting Fined and
Now that looks like fun. Hope you have a good day.
August 10th, 2009
Monday.
I hope that your weekend went well. Mine was once again somewhat unproductive, but then again, it was the weekend. I did manage to give myself one
very ugly sunburn. Tacy and I took the Jeep up to Wilmington yesterday just to kill some time. Fantastic Jeep weather; however, I forgot to use any sunscreen. I'm
somewhat familiar with sunburn, but having the seatbelt stripe across my chest is a new one. Needless-to-say, not going to be showing off my tan this week.
August 9th, 2009
Sunday.
WHY?? I just don't understand WHY you would do this. And this is not new or original. There are lots of videos where idiots are pulling shit like this on their wives, girlfriends, etc. Hey, I'm all for a prank, but let's get serious here. As any
"attached" man will tell you, something like this is most likely gonna do nothing but net you 5 knuckle shuffle time for the next 6 months. I mean, hell, use something that could lead to something else more enjoyable. Water would have been ok. People play in water when it's hot
outside. Baby oil would have been acceptable as well, but only if you jump down there and greco-roman style wrestle for a while. Fellas, please, PLEASE do NOT do this shit at home. Finally on this matter, you can tell this dude is an amateur. He didn't even bring a spatula to flip her
with.
Of course, This Lady should be up for Mom of the Year. I wonder if that's the stick she beats them with?
And finally, your time killer for today is: Red Remover. Simple figure out how to remove the red blocks from the screen. Easy. Oh yeah, did I mention the
four planes of gravity? 45 levels to play with. I've just started, so no bragging as of yet. Yet. Have fun.
August 8th, 2009
Saturday.
Billy Mays Did Cocaine. Well NO SHIT, Sherlock. Do you really think anyone could be that wide-eyed and
excited without a little help? Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of Billy and all his work. I'm just saying that people should not be surprised at these findings. Hell, i'm pretty sure I predicted this outcome when it first happened.
Granted, they haven't said 'how bad' of a problem and in fact, they haven't even 100% confirmed his usage. Take a second the next time you see an Oxi-clean commercial and draw your own
conclusions.
Looks like Vanessa Hudgins is Naked Again. Apparently lil Miss Thang didn't learn from the first time photos were "leaked". Considering this is the second time AND she appears to
be posing a little more, I honestly think this is her attempt at getting into Playboy. Or porn. Either one is fine by me. Maybe she's got a new movie coming out? (hopefully porn.) Regardless, enjoy the pics. I'm sure I'll be able to add more at some point down the road.
August 7th, 2009
Friday.
Woo Hooo . . . . it's the weekend. Granted, i have no real plans, but it's still the weekend. Nothing really going on here as of late. Work is work. Home is home. Not really
complaining about the boredom. With all of the tour-ons still in town and the heat making the humidity that much more unbearable, I'm happy as a clam to stay home in my shell.
August 6th, 2009
Thursday.
Nothing like a little humor to get you through your Thursday. Mike G. and myself have recently had a discussion on Jeff Dunham, so I couldn't resist finding the clip for today's update. I can actually remember watching Jeff over a decade ago when he first
came on the scene with his Jalapeño . . . . . on a stick. Good stuff here, I highly recommend it.
August 5th, 2009
Wednesday.
Nothing like a lil Wu to get you through.
As the fantasy football season approaches, I've started to do a little research. Figure if i'm gonna lose this season, i'm gonna be well educated on the matter.
One of the more interesting stories to watch this year is Larry Fitzgerald. Larry kicked ass last year; however, he has one MAJOR thing going wrong for him this year:
The Madden Curse. In years past, the person who graced the cover of that year's Madden
video game would have a sub-par season. Hell, some of these guys had HORRIBLE seasons. Considering that there are TWO players on the cover this year, I'm wondering if it will be only
half as bad. We shall see.
It looks as if the
Triathlon is Coming to Town. These people
amaze me. They swim, bike, and then run all in done day. I don't get that much physical exertion in a year. Really. Will definitely be interesting to see the impact on the area with this one. I'm expecting more t-shirt shops to
be built along the route.
August 4th, 2009
Tuesday.
And who said Mario was a kids game? Let's be real, we are talking about a plumber here. It's amazing we haven't seen Mario's butt crack before now. Hopefully this isn't a sign of things to come. (pardon the pun.) If you think that such behavior
from one of the World's most loved icons is new, check out how Mario Treats Luigi. Now we find out the whole truth . . . .
Studies have found that Cheerleading is the Most Dangerous Sport
among high schools and colleges. I'm not even going to debate this one other than to ask one simple
question. Is it the act of cheerleading that is leading to all of these injuries, or do we count any injury sustained while IN the cheerleading outfit?? (cue cheezy porn music)
Hope you have a good Tuesday. Almost over the Hump.
August 3rd, 2009
Monday.
No better way to start the week than featuring an OMG! link. No better person to provide that link than JROC himself. And what is this link that will forever change your life . . . . .
or at least for a few days ??? Cake Farts will definitely entertain you, if only by sound alone. While the video isn't necessarily
gross, it is DEFINITELY NSFW!!. I'm left wondering two things here: a.) wonder what she could do with a tiered German chocolate cake, and b.) i wonder if the next video in the
series is her sharing a piece with an Asian friend??
True Blood is pretty damn good this week as well. People are starting to realize who and what other people are, so you can tell the overall tension is
increasing. At this point, it's a matter of who is going to killed next. . . . . but then again, it's a vampire show, so i guess every show is like that, huh?
Lafayette is back in full form, for those who are a fan. Now if we can just get an
explanation on the town orgy and those crazy shape shifting pigs.
Hope your week goes well.
August 2nd, 2009
Sunday.
Yesterday was a bunch of words and I'm not sure if today will be much better. So far this weekend I've spent most of my free time doing research for fantasy football. I know. I know. watDhell can you actually
research that will help MY game?? Probably nothing can actually help, but participating in Mock Drafts
makes me feel important. I'll still pull a crappy team and my season will uber-suck, but at least i'm having fun . . . .for now.
Then, of course, you have an online version of Dopewars to try out. Buy, Navigate, and Sell drugs as you try to make your way to the
top of the list. Dopewars has been around for probably a decade now and it still retains it's play value. Interface is simple and regardless of your toxicoligical beliefs, it's pretty fun to play. Buy a better gun, get you some guns,
and make TONS of money. Start of with 30 days and work your way up to the full 90 day marathon. When you can beat $400 million, let me know.
August 1st, 2009
Saturday.
Running late and running wild. It's shaping up to be a pretty busy day around my house. I've got friends in and out all day, and I'm trying to get a few things done around home and homepage. Pictures
are here, not much else. If you are participating in this year's Fantasy Football League, several of us will be doing Mock Drafts throughout the day. Message, email, or contact me to join us.
