Happy New Years Eve. I suppose i should say that considering that some people will party all day and into the night. Bass turds. Some of us have to work all day. Then again, I don't have any
plans for the evening, so why am i bitching? Oh yeah . . . . . that work thing.
December 30th, 2008
Tuesday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUD ! ! !
Hope you have another great year Old Man. I suppose I should say the same to our uncle Ric, but I'm pretty sure he thinks this page will crash his system and kick his dog. Regardless, Happy B-Day to
ALL those celebrating today. As with all birthdays this year, I'm letting Bud slip by with no embarrassing pictures or stories. Next year . . . . different story.
Speaking of celebrating, Congrats LuckyDawg on winning the 2008 Fantasy Football League. This was Lucky's first year, so he's chalking it up to "Beginners Luck". Considering his name
was "Practice?", I'm thinking he was definitely lucky. With the Stock Market Game unfolding as it is, Lucky may be this years Fantasy player to beat.
December 29th, 2008
Monday.
Now here is one you can enjoy: Whack Your Boss. This has been around for a while now, but I just couldn't pass it up. I've managed to find all
17 ways to kill the boss and I will give you a clue to get you started: NOT the umbrella. This will definitely make your day better, even if you don't find all the ways. In fact, once you find your favorite, you'll probably repeat it . . . . .
a few times.
Fantasy Football is OVER !!! But i'm gonna make you wait on the winner. Tomorrow we do Fantasy Sports. For now, enjoy your Monday.
December 28th, 2008
Sunday.
This is the FINAL WEEK of the Fantasy Football Season. As you can see, Dez Nutz and Practice? are in the finals, so it looks like a new
person will reign supreme this year. Somewhere in the mountains, TwoEyed is crying.
December 27th, 2008
Saturday.
Internet problems on the homefront today. Not sure what that's about. Just can't seem to keep a steady signal. Gonna check some wiring and maybe even make a call to TimeWarner Tech Support.
December 26th, 2008
Friday.
Perfect. Not saying it's possible, but the man's guess was PERFECT. Surely it had to happen eventually, right? How long has Price Is Right be on the air? I know
that people have gotten close, but perfect? And now he can add all those damn trips on top of that. Hell, I can't win
at bingo playing by myself.
Speaking of old ass games, how about the latest version of Human Tetris. Leave it to those crazy Japanese to make a game show out of bending.
Of course, leave it to the Italians to perfect it.
I hope that your Christmas went well. Let me know if you got anything good and want to show off. Really let me know if you got something cool and are wanting to unload your old cool stuff.
December 25th, 2008
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
December 24th, 2008
Wednesday. Christmas Eve.
I couldn't think of a better gift to give than naked women. Enjoy.
Sybil For X-mas. What a gift to find under the tree. (NSFW - nudity)
Charlie Lane is HOT. Would be really nice to snuggle that each night. (NSFW - nudity)
It's good to see Naughty Nicole Graves dressed to impress. Of course, with a name like that, does Santa even hesitate?? (NSFW - nudity)
One of my favorite gifts to give: XOXO Leah can melt polar ice caps. (NSFW - nudity)
Sexy Santa Sandy. She can come down my chimney any time. (NSFW - nudity)
And if that isn't enough, try out: The Nude Xmas Blog. That will definitely keep you busy.
December 23rd, 2008
Tuesday.
First, 'tanks' to all those who emailed, messaged, or called about me "losing my Christmas spirit". You managed to wrangle me back in just in the nick of time. That and I had to
un-decorate the room my folks stayed, so that somehow helped. With TWO DAYS remaining, you have no choice but to be ready.
Second, remember the Ken Jennings guy on Jeopardy? Apparently, Ken Knows Ebonics. Alex should have
walked across and pimp slapped him.
Third, this is it for today. Not much sleep and work bearing down upon me. Get those last second stocking stuffers now.
December 22nd, 2008
Monday.
And just like THAT, my Christmas spirit is gone. Thought I had it, but it must have been allergies. My folks, sister, and Granny left yesterday to go home
and Tacy has already left today to go to Colorado. Looks as if I'm all alone till the New Year. WatDhell is that about? I think i'm pissed off now.
December 21st, 2008
Sunday.
All this weekend I've had family in town to celebrate Christmas. Last night we had the opportunity to see the Legends In Concert Christmas Show. If you are not familiar
with Legends, the performers are "look-a-likes"; however, they actually sing the song themselves. It turned out to be a pretty good show that managed to put me into the Christmas spirit . . . . . a little bit. While I'm not complaining, it's hard to get into the
season when it's 75 degrees outside. Man i love the beach.
Of all the performers from last nights show, it was the house bands rendition of "Carol of the Bells" that was the showstopper for me. No, this is not video from the show; however, I would put last nights performance close to this caliber. BIG TANKS to bigpsc85 for the tickets and the very good seats. Now if I can only get that picture
of my dad and Marilyn Monroe to clean up . . . .
Hope your Sunday goes well. The last few days before Christmas . . . . . i hope you are ready.
December 20th, 2008
Saturday.
Not Your Average Smoke Trick. I'm not sure of any real advantages to this little trick.
I mean, it's cool to see and all, but you still gonna drown if someone holds your head under water and continuously kidney punches you. See. Useless.
How do you Wreck A Mustang on a straight away? Not a drifting turn. A straight piece of road.
That's what you get show-off.
Enjoy the day.
December 19th, 2008
Friday.
What better way to get into the holiday mood than Killing Zombies??? Tanks to Laz for this damn difficult
cadaver killer. I've yet to kill more than 5 zombies and i'm pretty sure one may have tripped then. Damn tough game, but a damn good time.
My holiday starts today with family rolling into tonight for the weekend. I will barely get to finish shopping and thats only if i'm lucky. (we all know how my luck goes....)
December 18th, 2008
Thursday.
Looking like it's gonna be a rough day today around the homestead. I may post more details, but for the moment... i'm back to the sink. Have a good day.
December 17th, 2008
Wednesday.
Evander Holyfield vs Nikolai Valuev -- this Saturday Night. Did you see Rocky 4? You remember the part where the big HUGE Russian killed
Apollo Creed? There ya go. Save your money on the Pay-per-View, because that is exactly what is going to happen. For those who don't know,
Valuev is by far the Scariest Boxer In History. If you don't believe me, ask one of those
30+ knockout victims. Holyfield turns 49 just a few nights after the fight . . . . . I hope he makes it.
I hope you make it through this Wednesday. You are right square at ONE WEEK TIL CHRISTMAS. Let the panic begin.
December 16th, 2008
Tuesday.
And now for some completely useless, but hilariously funny car commercials. Yes, i said car commercials. With the economy in the shitter, these guys are having to come up with new
and fantastic ways to sell us cars. These are a few of my favorites.
Looks like they make a Foreign Ford For Dog Lovers. I actually like this commercial a lot, even though I'm a cat lover at heart. Then again, I did always hate having
lil muddy footprints all over the hood.
Ford apparently hates all animals as that same car Offers Bird Protection. Now that's one I might could use. I'd have seagull corpses lined up down the street. Nice.
Only in Mexico can a VW Run Over Speedy. I'm willing to bet Senor Speedy was returning from Slo Pokes house after drinking a case of tequila and hanging out with Droopy Dogs
Mexican senorita. He probably never saw it coming.
By far one of my favorite commercials ever, the Terrorist VW Polo. I here it comes in a variety of colors, such as Brain Pan Grey and Lower G.I. Brown. Red is always nice.
I'm not sure if it's because it's European or because it's a Hyundai, but the Hide'um If You Got'um Commercial is hilarious. This is another one that ranks pretty high up on the originality
scale. Too bad the cars suck.
December 15th, 2008
Monday.
10 Days till Christmas. WatDhell? Where did that come from? Last I looked it was November and I was bitching about elections an turkey. A blink later
and I'm in a Christmas panic. Some things never change, huh?
Everyone knows I hate the cold. Plain and simple. If I had to Drive A Train Through Snow, I would probably shoot myself.
Pushing a multi-ton locomotive down a white out track in hopes of not killing something or someone does not sound fun. Wait a second. . . . . it actually does sound kinda fun. Still hate the cold though.
Hope your week goes well. Mass hysteria here, but i wouldn't have it any other way. Maybe I'll finally find my Christmas spirit after all. Till tomorrow.
December 14th, 2008
Sunday.
December 13th, 2008
Saturday.
I'm running extremely late with today's update, so I rushed and posted the picture first. I was gonna throw up a pile of galleries for you to browse through; however,
as I look through them now . . . . . i don't like them any more. Plus, to further complicate the matter, I need to get my day started now, so I'm gonna leave you with today's
Catch and promise more for tomorrow.
DOUBLE CATCH to celebrate the date. I'm trying to keep some sort of routine around here, you know.
Enjoy your Saturday.
December 12th, 2008
Friday.
It's finally the weekend and about damn time. I'm thinking I'm gonna need a vacation, and soon.
I've seen some strange pet combinations before, but a Cat Petting Bird takes the cake. I would
like to think that the cat would reciprocate the action, but the smell of chicken may be too much.
Speaking of kitties, today's Feature is Close Up Kitties. Hope you enjoy.
I plan/hope to do some cleaning, arranging, and straightening in this hole over the weekend. Temperatures are dropping back down after being in the 70's, so I'm guessing
it's a good weekend to hibernate. Hope yours goes well.
December 11th, 2008
Thursday.
Who knew that Exploding Mallets really existed? I thought this was just a figment of
Nintendo's imagination. I love the slow mo view of lil Johnny getting knocked off his feet. If anyone can shed some light on exactly watDhell these people are doing, i'd appreciate it.
DANGER !!! DANGER !!! DANGER !!!
I've received a new video that is in the running for Most Shocking Movie of the
Millennium. This is EXTREMELY GRAPHIC and EXTREMELY DISTURBING. I have no details other than it's a webcam video
and someone could very well have died making it. 1Man1Jar will change you . . . . . forever. If there is any one thing that i want you notice, it's
how quiet it is. Eeeerrrry. I'll post this in the forum later today for all of you to comment. Till then . . . . . .
December 10th, 2008
Wednesday. Whacked Out Wednesday.
Gonna be one of those days kiddies. I can tell already. Five more people were laid off from my work yesterday, including one from my department. Things are getting
tough out there. Definitely glad it wasn't my day. For those of you who find yourself in an "unstable work enviroment", remember these seven magic words: "What do you need me to do?"
Learn'em. Live'em. (<----- i've said this before but i can't say this enuff.)
Just in time for Christmas, the one thing that every home, office and boat should have: "The Wunder Boner".
Could life really be that simple? Probably not, but with a name like that, I bet they sell millions of these over the Internet. Who knew a rod could do something like that?
If that doesn't do it, than you definitely need a Butt-Out Tool.
"No more brown knuckles!", raves one Cabellas reviewer. Couldn't ask for a better testimony, i suppose. If that's not enough to sale you, Check out the Pros. Of course, they get paid to make anything look easy, so
it might be better to see Amateur Usage. Dang near killed'em.
All for today kiddies. Enjoy your Hump Day, the weekend is on the way.
December 9th, 2008
Tuesday.
I can think of 1,000 better uses for your hands, but if you love 20th
Century Fox's Theme
that much, you'd better score a contract. Who am I kidding? That dude will be modeling dishwasher soap by weeks end.
Lots and Lots of games to update tomorrow. TwoEyed appears to have a stranglehold on the Fantasy world, but I'm thinking LuckyDawg might be ready to bust loose.
We shall see. Till then, stay warm and have a good Tuesday.
December 8th, 2008
Monday.
I have no idea what " Kitty Kandy" is about, but it scares the Hell out of me.
Twisted people in this World, I tell you. I'm guessing this is what happens when emo kids do crack.
Speaking of kids, I really wish i had the tools and talent to Paint Voltron on this scale. Hell,
I just wish I could paint a stick man. Or for that matter, wish I could watch some Voltron right about now.
Hope your Monday goes well. Christmas is rapidly approaching.... be ready.
December 7th, 2008
Sunday.
My Fantasy Football season is over. It's 30 degrees outside. I am NOT a happy camper today.
December 6th, 2008
Saturday. Cinema Saturday.
Nothing but online, video greatness for you today. Greatness, not hotness. You pervs can move along to the "Catch".
There's a nice start to your Saturday. I encountered some problems with my PC yesterday afternoon, and apparently I have yet to completely resolve the situation. I've got a few
more great flicks to post, but i'm gonna try to stop the bleeding now. If I don't make it back, have a great afternoon.
December 5th, 2008
Friday.
This tune has been high on my playlist ever since seeing it on a Warren Miller movie. I have no clue who the band is (Gomez?), but I'm really digging their sound. Now if I had some sort of extreme sport to play during the song.
I wonder if "Hardcore Potato Chip Eating" would do?
Guess I could always work on my Cheetos Pet. Problem there is I end up with a pet that has a mohawk from me eating it's coat. I just
can't resist that cheesy goodness. Damn, now i'm hungry.
Enjoy the weekend. Hopefully a Kayden Kross Feature will help make the day go smoother. MMmmmmm . . . . . . smoother.
December 4th, 2008
Thursday.
At this point, you've all heard the story, now get the details. Wal-Mart Employee Trampled During Sale.
Exactly watDhell were these people thinking? Didn't they know that Target opened at 3 a.m.? They could have been done shopping before the body got cold. Seriously though, am I the only individual in America
that AVOIDED shopping last Friday?
I can't leave you hanging with a bad Christmas taste in your mouth, or should I say hand? The
Christmas
Caroling Hand Puppets are now taking requests. Give it a try, it's quite entertaining. I expect a feature
length DVD by Spring.
The weekend is almost here. Wait for it. Waa-iit for it.
December 3rd, 2008
Wednesday.
And you thought yesterday's update was light? Wait till you see this one . . . . . .
HAVE A GREAT DAY !! ! !
I warned ya . . . . . .
December 2nd, 2008
Tuesday.
Not much time today, but i had to share one gift giving idea. Keyboard For Blondes is just
that. A user friendly keyboard for God's Q-tips. All of the buttons have been re-worked and re-labeled all in an effort to make life just a lil bit easier for the hair-color elite. Pink Death Bunny can expect this in her
stocking for sure.
Hope your Tuesday goes well.
December 1st, 2008
Monday.
First day of the week and the first day of the month. WatDhell? I woke up this morning and realized that after 4 days off I'd accomplished absolutely NOTHING. And
I do mean nothing. Complete waste of time and I'm not really sure how I feel about it. Turkey Day was great, even though it was an adventure. Most of the weekend was spent
nursing sore bones and muscles. Hell, I'm guess i'm glad to be returning to work for the simple fact that i'll have movement again. Sucks when you figure out you need to go back to work
as much as you have to go back to work. Does that make sense?
I tell you what doesn't make sense, not being prepared for the zombie invasion. It's coming. Sooner or later all the
preservatives in junk food are gonna allow the dead to walk the Earth, if they don't already. That's
why the people at Zombie Tools want you to be ready. Billed as "Accessories for the
Apocalypse", you can find a great selection of blades and armor that
will help you survive ANY zombie related event. Yes, that includes 3 a.m. trips to Wal-Mart.
This may be shopped, but then again, I'm not sure. I mean, Bruce Lee Kicking Ping Pong Ass is incredibly believable to me. Hell, Bruce
could do anything he wanted, if you ask me. Why shouldn't he be able to beat down a ball with nunchuks? Good stuff here, regardless if its a commercial or not.
Hope your day goes well. 24 days to Christmas, so i hope your ready.
