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December 31st, 2009


Thursday.




2009 is over and it's about damn time. It's usually this time of year when people reflect back over the last 12 months and then reminisce about how good or bad the year was. Not gonna do that today. To be honest, the year was . . . . . another year. There were fantastic parts of the year, both on the World level as well as a personal level. (I added a new grandbaby.) But this past year was just as much troubling as it was rewarding, so i'm unsure of how much celebrating to actually do. Soooooooooo, rather than think back and be torn, I'm gonna look forward and concentrate on what's ahead. I've actually decided to make a few New Year's resolutions this year, so we'll see how that goes. Got a feeling that I'll be making concessions on some of them really early in the year, but it's the overall that counts. I think.


Yesterday it was college girls and the party games, today it's The Sexiest Game Show In France. While the Japanese hold the market on the phuhked up television, this video clearly shows that France can still be sexy.


Speaking of games, the 2010 Fantasy Sports Season kicks off January 7th with watDhell weed whacKers Fantasy Golf. Initially I had planned to skip this golf season; however, the absence of Tiger Woods coupled with the fantastic player turn out in football changed my mind. Yahoo has made some changes, so hopefully this will be fun year. If you decide to play, here is the information you need:

Yahoo Sign up URL: http://golf.fantasysports.yahoo.com/golf
Group Number: 4726
Group Password: shark13

It's worth mentioning that next year will feature the first ever Shark13 Fantasy LEAGUE. As most of you know, I've hosted a variety of fantasy sports via Yahoo for the past 5+ years. We've covered almost every sport at least once, and some get a lot more attention than others. This year we finally put it all together. Participants in the Fantasy League will compete over the next year in a series of fantasy sports events. Each person receives points for their performance and finish in each event. At the end of the year we tally scores and will crown a first ever Fantasy League Champion. While this may fall short of excitement for some of you, I can tell you now that other people are chomping at the bit. Personally, I can't wait . . . . even though I'll suck ballz and finish last. If you think you may want to play with us kiddies, stroll by the forum OR hit this link. ALL ARE WELCOME and it's definitely MORE THE MERRIER.


If you are partying tonight PLEASE BE CAREFUL. I could sit here and spit statistics about the drinking and driving fatality rate, but I'll just say this: THE LIFE YOU PHUHK UP MAY NOT BE YOUR OWN. Don't take a chance on ruining someone else's life for a few hours of partying. Reality is: you have to wake up tomorrow and live with yourself. I won't be the one to stay "Don't". Just be careful if you "DO". Each and every one of my Reader's is precious to me. Don't make me come kick your ass for taking one away.







December 30th, 2009


Wednesday.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDMAN ! ! !


Well Homey, you are another year older. I would ask how it feels, but I know the temperature where you are and it's miserable. If any one would like, you can Sign Bud's Card over at the Forum.


I have no clue what the purpose is, but this has to be The Coolest Game EVER. I'm guessing there's a reason they didn't teach us this one at Bible Camp. If anyone knows of a Sorority League in this sport, PLEASE let me know.


Speaking of games, the 2010 Fantasy Sports Season kicks off January 7th with watDhell weed whacKers Fantasy Golf. Initially I had planned to skip this golf season; however, the absence of Tiger Woods coupled with the fantastic player turn out in football changed my mind. Yahoo has made some changes, so hopefully this will be fun year. If you decide to play, here is the information you need:

Yahoo Sign up URL: http://golf.fantasysports.yahoo.com/golf
Group Number: 4726
Group Password: shark13







December 29th, 2009


Tuesday.




Why do I think of Wes every time I watch this video?




One week remains in the Fantasy Football season and this how our league is stacking up. It comes down to TwoEyed against Dez Nutz and it's about damn time. These two are friends/co-workers, so I'm sure the amount of trash talking has just increased ten fold. As far as the Serenity League goes, it looks as if I'm playing for 3rd Place now. I went into last nights game with a 40 point lead. I knew I was in trouble when i saw that each of the players my opponent had playing were both returning kicks as well as their normal positions. Ouch! Maybe next year.


Speaking of next year, the 2010 Fantasy Sports Season kicks off January 7th with watDhell weed whacKers Fantasy Golf. Initially I had planned to skip this golf season; however, the absence of Tiger Woods coupled with the fantastic player turn out in football changed my mind. Yahoo has made some changes, so hopefully this will be fun year. If you decide to play, here is the information you need:

Yahoo Sign up URL: http://golf.fantasysports.yahoo.com/golf
Group Number: 4726
Group Password: shark13




I have no clue, so don't ask. I'm digging the soundtrack though. Smooth grooves with a Cheeto overlay. Nice. I am wondering though, where is he keeping that remote control during his gyrations? Before you panic and swear off Cheetos for life, you can write all this off as fake. Cause let's be real here. If dude was really dry humping an industrial size Cheeto penis for 8 minutes, he would look Like These Guys. Then again, who knows, judging by that picture, this may be more prominent than we think. There goes that bag of Doritos I was planning to eat for lunch.







December 28th, 2009


Monday.




This is definitely something I would do. Buy an expensive toy then challenge my friends to blow it up. While I've never flown a RC plane, the pilot here appears to be very good at what he does. The addition of the on-board camera is fantastic. If you would like to see the best shots, most of which are in slo-mo, check out The Second Version. No music in the second one, which kinda sucks, but you can get a better view of what's going on. Good stuff.


The 2010 Fantasy Sports Season kicks off in January with watDhell weed whacKers Fantasy Golf. Initially I had planned to skip this golf season; however, the absence of Tiger Woods coupled with the fantastic player turn out in football changed my mind. Yahoo has made some changes, so hopefully this will be fun year. If you decide to play, here is the information you need:

Yahoo Sign up URL: http://golf.fantasysports.yahoo.com/golf
Group Number: 4726
Group Password: shark13


Annual Jelly Belly Outlet Sale! Save up to 75%. December 28, 2009 to January 8, 2010

It's jelly beans and they are on sale. Forget that Valentine's Day and Easter are on the horizon. It's processed sugar and it's ON SALE !!! Do what you got to do. Let the Dentist sort it out.


For those GUYS who are willing to admit they enjoy the "Twilight" saga, Leaked Naked Alice Pics. For those males who have no idea or no interest in all that mess, check out the naked pics of the famous chick. (Just to be clear, I had to wait until someone told me her character name.)    NSFW!!


It's the last week of the year. Make it count.






December 27th, 2009


Sunday.


Another lazy Sunday. After playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 on the XBox until 4 a.m., I'm gonna need a lazy Sunday. Hope yours in enjoyable as well.






December 26th, 2009


Saturday.





Enjoy your Day after Christmas. Hopefully, your belly is full and your bed is warm.






Friday.


MERRY CHRISTMAS ! !


There. For you family members and faint at heart. I hope you have a fantastic day. Now move along. I've been warning all of you that it was gonna be one of those years. (Actually, all the fluff is actually SFW, it just might be a little harsh for the Holiday. I'm just saying....)




I've been trying to warn ya'll about this guy. His gang of thugs hang out in front of department stores trying to get your change. Other believers want you to give toys TO Santa. Something about charity. watDhell? Isn't that why he's got all those big eared, short migrants workers changed to a bench in the North Pole?? I'm telling you, it's a racket.



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Somewhere between naughty and nice there lies a special place called: Victoria's Elves. I would consider it SFW, but if you are working today, you may need something stronger.




He he he. Speaking of stronger. I don't even have a good follow-up for that. Ummmm.... yeah. Snappy tune.


Time waster for the day week is Civi Ballz X-mas Edition. Get your mind out of the gutter. You are gonna need it. Make strategic cuts at strategic times in order to land all of your Christmas ornaments in the correct box. I've got two levels left and they are killing me.


All for now. It's the wee hours of Christmas Day and I really should be in bed. Hell, I may wake up and change all of this by mid-morning. Then again, I think ya'll know me better. If you have made it this far in the reading, and even if you haven't, I hope you have a SAFE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.






Thursday.





One of my "favorite" Christmas time songs is "My Favorite Things". While originally written for "The Sound of Music" , it has transcended musical boundaries and is now a Seasonal staple around my house. Unfortunately, I'm not a big Julie Andrews fan, so you get the fortunate pleasure of hearing THREE of my favorite versions.

Arguably the most famous version, in all it's long lasting grandeur, belongs to John Coltrane.

While sounding only a few years older than the original, the Brian Setzer Swing Version.

Don't want to alienate any young readers, so why not marinade on the OutKast.


It looks as if Rudolph Won't Make Christmas. Considering the amount of splatter, I'm thinking that the front push bar did some damage. Dude is lucky, he could Have Been On A Motorcycle. These are two good reasons to support your local deer hunters. I'm just saying . . . .




I couldn't resist posting one more video. "The Nutcracker Suite" is another guilty pleasure of Christmas. I've always loved the entire piece, even though I've never seen it fully performed live with a ballet. Brian Setzer takes it to a whole new level. I honestly think I could listen to this year round now. If you don't have time, or it's your preference, "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" starts at the 3:17 mark.


At this point, if you are not done with your Christmas shopping, Baby Jesus help you. I'm planning to go and watch the melee that is the mall later this afternoon. Of course, it's easy for me, I'm broke. If I had money, I'm sure I'd be running around trying to buy something for someone. Hope your day goes well. If you are out on the road today, BE CAREFUL. You never know when a reindeer may run out in front of you. Till tomorrow.







December 23rd, 2009


Wednesday.




Now THAT is some talent. Very impressive. I'm always sooo envious of true creativity and the tune is actually pretty damn cool as well. If you would like a little more of this sunshine, check out: JulianSmith.tv. I definitely took a wrong turn at Alberqurque somewhere along the road of life.


While on the subject of outstanding, I thought I'd share a little more incredibleness with your seasonally sad soul. If you are a fan of the movie "The Fifth Element ", then you are gonna love the Live Version of the Opera Solo. Remember the big blue woman singing? Now watch the lil white woman pull it off. I always figured the movie version was computer generated. Shows you what I know.




Three of the BEST, most VIOLENT Christmas movies of our time all jumbled together to make a game. I love it. Shoot as fast as you can to make the minimum to advance. It says to push the space bar to zoom in, but I'm not sure why you would. I dusted the entire neighborhood and felt much better about it. Nothing like a good John McClane scream at nine in the morning.


Enjoy your Hump Day. Less than two days left till Christmas.







December 22nd, 2009


Tuesday.




This is a simple game of "Follow The Folder". Of course, after the game is over, they make you feel simple. For the record, I got the number of folders correct. I would like to hear what you think about this one. Leave your score and your thoughts on the forum if you want. Trust me, no one will laugh.




This video is currently making the rounds as the latest WTF!!! Video. And to be honest, it's a pretty big WTF!! Apparently, the new HP web cam has facial recognition and will follow the subject once it gets a “lock-on”. Problem is: it doesn’t lock-on to people of color. To be specific, black people. While I’m unsure of the validity of the problem, it’s actually a pretty fun video to watch. Of course, as I watch it over again, there are a few things that make me suspect foul play. I'll let you watch and decide, then leave your thoughts On The Forum if you would like.




The standings in the watDhell Fantasy Football League after Week 1 of the playoffs. Lot of good games this past week. Gonna be a lot of GREAT games this week. Good luck to each of the teams still playing. As for myself, I'm still alive in the Serenity League, but I'm unsure for how long. With a Division win playoff bye this past week, I'm looking at a very Steeler Heavy opponent for this weekend. Can Big Ben really be that good two weeks in a row? Let's hope NOT.


Hope your Tuesday goes well. Do me a favor and hit the Google links on your way out. It’s THREE MORE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS and every little bit helps. Till tomorrow.







December 21st, 2009


Monday.




HAPPY FIRST DAY OF WINTER ! ! !


It's the Winter Solstice and I could not be HAPPIER!!! Most of you probably think that's strange coming from someone who loathes being cold. Just remember that after the SHORTEST DAY OF THE YEAR, each day is a little bit longer until Summertime. We are on the up-swing Kiddies. Will be warm before you know it.


Even after seeing The Monster 4x4 Version, I'm still not sure I want a Smart Car. Don't get me wrong, I know it's good for the enviroment and all, but there is just something about riding around in a pill box. Then again, the Hayabusa Engine Version looks like it might be fun. Would probably make a head on collision that much more painless. Of course, with that much power, I would have to Buy A Lot of Tires. Now here is what I really want to know: Who has enough money to buy all these items to mash into a car that will never see the street? Talk about pasttimes.


Only 4 more days to Christmas. Hope you are ready. TODAY is the last day to mail anything. I'm just saying . . . .







December 20th, 2009


Sunday.


IT'S SUNDAY ! ! !


Tacy and I snuck away to my parents to spend an early Christmas. The drive up here was nothing but rain and nastiness. The drive back looks to be sunny, but cold. I hate cold.

NFL Fans, watDhell happened to the Saints? How could they lose to the Cowboys? Any one but the Cowboys. I only got to watch the highlights, but it honestly looked as if the Cowboys actually played this week. The Saints, on the other hand, were already partying on Bourbon Street. If the math is correct, it is now possible for the Vikings to take the division lead if the Saints lose any more. Oh my Brett Farve-bean.

Tomorrow should be back to normal. Till then, enjoy your Sunday.







December 17th, 2009


Thursday.




This Christmas Season is going to be special. I can just tell. This song will definitely make my Holiday Playlist.


And if Santa isn't enough shooting, definitely head over and Shoot Monster Buck courtesy of Versus. Just like the quarter cruncher in the entrance of your Wal-Mart, your goal is to kill as many bucks as possible in the time allowed. Better accuracy means better points. Faster bucks make for big points as well. Very entertaining time killer. I'm going to "shoot" for a record, but I don't think my mouse batteries are gonna hold up. Do I even own a wired mouse any more?


Question:    What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Answer:    Santa stops after three Ho's.



NOT MUCH TIME LEFT: College Bowl Game Pick'um. If you think you know your college bowl game match-ups, or if you just wanna try your luck, head on over to Yahoo and get signed up. The first bowl game is THIS WEEKEND, so hurry. If you have questions, or comments, head over to the forum and drop me a line.

GROUP NUMBER is 26431
PASSWORD is shark13.



FREE SHIPPING DAY ! ! !


For those of you late shoppers who simply HATE going to the mall, TODAY is FREE SHIPPING DAY for participating merchants. Just in case you didn't look, that number is over 750 stores to choose from. In other words, if you were planning on Internet Shopping, TODAY IS THE DAY. If you DO end up shopping online, please use the banners you find on this page. Every little bit of change helps. (I'm hoping to get more affiliate banners up early in the day; however, I can only work at the speed of html and email.)

Holiday Shopping at Santa's Geek Shop - TigerDirect.com

Jelly Belly Shop

Free Ground Shipping on orders over $150. Expires 12.31.09









December 16th, 2009


Wednesday.




I have no clue. You can thank Geezer for this one. For the record, there are NO REFUNDS for the time wasted off of your life while watching.


A BIG TANKS to B.F. Gooddaddy for pointing out my error in updating yesterday. It seems that after completely doing the page, I forgot to change the dates on the pictures. DOH! B.F. dropped me a line about mid-day, which I promptly corrected. Since considerable time had passed, I thought I'd leave yesterdays pictures up for today as well. It's like having a DOUBLE CATCH, if you have no short term memory.




Even with a last second 'hope and a prayer', I was unable to make the WDH Fantasy Football Playoffs . . . . AGAIN. watDhell? I can't even rank in my own damn fantasy football league. What's wrong with that picture? Granted, I have no one to blame but myself, but still, it would be nice to at least crack the Top 10. Oh well, there's always next year. At least I'm managing to hang on to Second Place in the Serenity Valley League. Not gonna say another word about that until I make the next round.


It's that time of year again: College Bowl Game Pick'um. If you think you know your college bowl game match-ups, or if you just wanna try your luck, head on over to Yahoo and get signed up. If you have questions, or comments, head over to the forum and drop me a line.

GROUP NUMBER is 26431
PASSWORD is shark13.


Hope your Hump Day goes well. I'm trying to prep for the weekend, but it's very slow going. Maybe more coffee will help. Till tomorrow.






December 15th, 2009


Tuesday.




Now that is a Christmas Carol. Good to see that ol' Twisted Sister can still rock . . . . even if it is the exact same beat as their only hit song. Maybe this Christmas spirit bit isn't so bad after all.


I was going to create some sort of catchy, Christmas-y intro for this next link, but I thought better of it. Better not sugar coat this in any way. If you have been on the Net for any length of time you are familiar with The Purity Test. If you are unfamiliar, then definitely Danger, Will Robinson. The Purity Test is a 500 question quiz that charts "How Pure" you are. Don't be fooled. This ain't Ann Landers. The questions start out tame and nice, but they end up in the lowest cellar of the human psyche. You have been warned. Once you have completed quiz, Post and Compare your score. Don't worry. We all live in glass houses in these parts.


It's that time of year again: College Bowl Game Pick'um. If you think you know your college bowl game match-ups, or if you just wanna try your luck, head on over to Yahoo and get signed up. If you have questions, or comments, head over to the forum and drop me a line.

GROUP NUMBER is 26431
PASSWORD is shark13.


Hope your Tuesday goes well. The week rolls on, with or without you.






December 14th, 2009


Monday.




I'm liking this new wave of Christmas videos more and more.


With Christmas bearing down upon us, it's that magical time of year again: 2009 College Bowl Pick'um. If you think you know your college football match-ups, jump on in and see how you hang with the rest of us. As with all of your fantasy sports, Bowl Pick'um is hosted by Yahoo, so it's free and easy to set up. If you have any questions, let me know.


If all this talk of Christmas already has you cold, take a glimpse at the Billabong XXL Wave of the Year Candidates. Little men riding BIG waves in the Tropics. I'm definitely in the wrong profession.


It's Monday. Dig in and hold fast. It will be over before you know it.






December 13th, 2009


Sunday.


THE EARLY EDITION


Yes... you are early. This time; however, I am prepared. It's DOUBLE CATCH to celebrate the 13th of the month, so those pics are here. That is, however, all that is here for now. After a late night staring at the TV while sitting on the sofa, I'm hoping to sleep in. Now I can do guilt free. I fully expect to return later in the morning, but for now.... Enjoy the Pics. I like today's Catch. Just a little something nicer today.






December 12th, 2009


Saturday.


It looks as if Teacher Love is not relegated to teacher-student. watDhell is going on? Where were these teachers when I was in school??


In honor of the lesbo language lovers, here are the Ten Hottest School Teachers To Hook-up With. Nice. Very nice. Of course, this also includes the 5 Ugliest Teachers, so be careful.


All for you today. Hope your Saturday goes well.






December 11th, 2009


Friday.




I'm telling ya, it's shaping up to be one of those holiday seasons. Santa knows the deal and has up'd the ante on being naughty. I can dig it. Now excuse me while I move into my bomb proof underground bunker.


Parental Control Coochie Vid is a good example of how far technology has come. Yes, it's a very HOT chick doing a sexy striptease, but wait till you see . . . . . how this place advertises. All I'm gonna say.


For those of you wanting to keep up with the Tiger Saga, and all things Celebrity for that matter, check out The Superficial. Not all the bullshit of your average tabloid. Definitely a site that I like to get info from.







December 10th, 2009


Thursday.




Just in time for the Wintery Blast, a nice video on fishing. What's so bad, I'm pretty sure I've lived most of the situations at one point or another.




Guess i should put some sort of warning in this spot. Then again . . . . . . . . .


Closing in on the weekend. Hope you are ready. Till tomorrow.







December 9th, 2009


Wednesday.


How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo)


Before you laugh, this is important stuff to know. Rabid baboons are becoming a problem and you need to be ready. Take the quiz, compare your score to mine, then go out and buy yourself some headgear. Baboons tend to go for the eyes. Take some time to practice on smaller, not-quite-so-ferocious animals such as squirrels, feral dogs, and pissed off hyenas. The precautions you take now could save your life later.




If you think you are tough, just because you can kill baboons, you had better think again. Bad Ass of the Week is a collection of serious bad mo-fro's throughout history. Each week a different showcase featuring someone that could easily kick your ass. One of my favorite articles so far is the one on Nikolai Tesla; however, the piece on the .500 Magnum looks pretty good as well. If you don't have that much time, order the book and take the experience with you. Just remember: beware the baboons.


Hope your Hump Day goes well.






December 8th, 2009


Tuesday.


Not much of an update as far as fluff goes today. I went to bed last night not feeling well, and I have woke up this morning feeling . . . . about the same. With a cold front moving in, I'm thinking I may stay inside and on the sofa today. We shall see.




I have somehow managed to put myself into playoff contention. Not sure how, but i ain't complaining. If the chips fall just right, I may can slip into the 8th and final playoff spot. Let's hope. After 13 weeks, i finally won in ALL THREE LEAGUES this weekend. I guess it's only fitting that it was the 13th week, huh?


Hope your Tuesday goes well. I'm heading to the medicine cabinet and then the bed. Till tomorrow.






December 7th, 2009


Monday.




I wanted to leave Jolly ol' Santa for another day just to start the week of right. Mondays are Mondays, no matter how you slice them.




Now before you get all warm and cozy with the Christmas song, I was merely prepping you for The Yodeling Video. That's right, Yodeling. I'm not even sure if it's good yodeling or not. Regardless, I hope the Christmas vid shifts you back towards the feelin' of the Season. If not, go to your local mall and shove shoppers around. The more bags in their hands the better. Mass pile ups of bodies is worth bonus points.


We finish up the Fantasy Sports calendar year with the end of Fantasy Football. With the fantasy playoffs only weeks away, it's time to look ahead to next year. I've started two threads in the Forum. Changes For 2010 is a quick rundown of some rule and setup changes for next years football season. If you have any comments, suggestions, or questions about next years Fantasy Football season, that's your spot. I've also started a Fantasy League Thread. I figure since several of us play throughout the year, we might as well make it a little more structured. As a group we participate in 4 to 5 different Fantasy Sports events. Points are awarded to each player based on how they finish each season. At the end of year, the points are compiled and we crown an "Official" Fantasy Sports Champion. If you think you might be interested, drop a post and let me know.


While shopping around for vids, I stumbled upon one of My Favorite Bud Light Commercials. "He's got a chainsaw."


Hope your Monday goes well. It's back to the grind of looking for a grind for me. Hopefully this week will turn up something. Until tomorrow.....







December 6th, 2009


Sunday.




I'm feeling this light display more and more each time I look at it. This is supposed to be local to me, so I'm going to try and get a better picture. My understanding is there's an elf involved.


We finish up the Fantasy Sports calendar year with the end of Fantasy Football. With the fantasy playoffs only weeks away, it's time to look ahead to next year. I've started two threads in the Forum. Changes For 2010 is a quick rundown of some rule and setup changes for next years football season. If you have any comments, suggestions, or questions about next years Fantasy Football season, that's your spot. I've also started a Fantasy League Thread. I figure since several of us play throughout the year, we might as well make it a little more structured. As a group we participate in 4 to 5 different Fantasy Sports events. Points are awarded to each player based on how they finish each season. At the end of year, the points are compiled and we crown an "Official" Fantasy Sports Champion. If you think you might be interested, drop a post and let me know.




I know it's a repost, but I couldn't resist. If that one doesn't get stuck in your head, try some Muppet Mahna Madness. Of course, that somehow led me to Cake's version of "War Pigs". Yeah, I'm not sure about that one either, but I think Kevin Bacon is involved.


For you UFC/Ultimate Fighter fans: Liddell vs Ortiz - Season 11 - "The Ultimate Fighter". Two of the most marketable and well-known MMA fighters return to the octagon, but as coaches in the returning reality series. This definitely peaks my interest and i will actually be looking forward to the series starting up at the end of March. Liddell used to be one of my favorites until he succumbed to Rocky 2 syndrome and started getting his ass kicked. It will be interesting to see if they have the usual "Coaches Fight". Now that's a pay-per-view I'd spend money on.


Hope your Sunday goes well. i am going to attempt to stay in bed as long as I possibly can. That most likely translates to about 10:00 a.m., but we'll see. Tomorrow is the start of the week, but one more day closer to Christmas.







December 5th, 2009


Saturday.




Tonight is the night for all you UFC TUF fans. The showdown that is The Ultimate Fighter Finale is scheduled for tonight. While I only caught one or two episodes this season, I was able to keep up with action through our Forum and with the help of a Spike Marathon. While Kimbo is a MAJOR draw for tonight, it's actually Marcus Jones that I can't wait to see. Big Baby gonna wreck some people. I'm not that excited about the Main Event as far as fighters go; however, if the fat phuhker gets knocked out, I'll be happy.




You, Sir, are either an IDIOT or you have a very large life insurance policy and a death wish. You may be safe making fun of Forest Griffith. And you are probably safe making fun of Mike Goldberg. What kind of wee-tard is gonna rip on Rampage Jackson?? And Joe Rogan. You gonna make fun of Joe Rogan?? A brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is NOT one to make fun of and he WILL kick your ass. I'm pretty sure that the "pot headed dwarf" has no qualms about phuhking you up. Hell, I'd DEFINITELY buy the pay-per-view for that one.







December 4th, 2009


Friday.


It's going to be one of those days. I can tell already.







December 3rd, 2009


Thursday.




Pretty sure I've posted the footage before, but this is definitely a more refined, polished version. It's probably fairly easy for these guys to ride down those curves on a skateboard. I would be a dead man before we ever left the parking spot. Talk about a lack of balance. Then you are gonna add the task of filming into the equation. My only chance would be that an Urgent Care facility was at the bottom of the hill. I was actually looking for any video with this Muse song ("Uprising") and I lucked up on this one. In case you need a little more, you can check out the Super Mario Version. Or, just in time for a their new movie, The Chipmunk Version. It really is a motivator if you let it.




I'm not sure if it's real or not, but it looks painful. The real action doesn't take place until 30 seconds in, so don't panic if it seems boring. Plus, you get a slo-mo replay of the good stuff as it is.




My latest guilty pleasure is Yahoo! Answers. You can ask a question on just about any subject and let the Yahoo! community supply the answer. While I haven't asked any questions, I really do enjoy supplying answers. As of this update, only one of my answers has been selected as "The Best", but I'm expecting a few more. You earn points as you go, which will ultimately lead to absolutely NOTHING. I guess I just enjoy offering assistance to those in need. Yeah, right.


HEY. Do me a favor and click the Google Ads in the link bar below. These ads help pay for the operation of this facility and are at no cost or expense of time to you. If you really feel spunky, buy something off one of those links OR use the Google Search Bar located in the menu bar to the left. Every little bit helps and your contributions are appreciated.







December 2nd, 2009


Wednesday.




Heavens to Merkatroid, it's a damn good day for cartoons. With the weatherman calling for over an inch of rain and high winds, I'm thinking today might be a 'Sofa Day'. Just in case you are interested, here are the other two parts to the video above:    Part 2   &   Part 3.




There is Audio Tape of Tiger. It could get ugly from here. According to TMZ.com, Tiger left a voicemail on his concubine's phone, who in turn bragged about it to her co-workers. Never fails. SOME women are idiots. SOME are gold diggers. Not sure what the Grubbs chick is yet. WHY would you play that voicemail for ANYONE?? Especially when it the voicemail clearly says: "My Wife Knows . . . . ." I'm definitely thinking the Grubbs check is in it for money and fame now. She's trying to get some dough so she can go into hiding. I hear those Swedish beyotches are rough with a golf club. Bad thing is, the longer this story goes on, more and more women are coming forward. Yup, it's definitely gonna get ugly.







December 1st, 2009


Tuesday.


THE MOST AWESOME CLUB SONG VIDEO IN THE WORLD. I would usually embed such a fantastic work of art; however, that feature was disabled for some reason. "Slither", the movie featured in the video, is very high on my Favorites List. I cannot begin to explain how cheesy it really is, but calling it a "B" movie seems to make it sound cheap. I'm only somewhat familiar with the song, but it fits the video editing, so Bravo!


Show-offs Suck and deserve every thing they get. This video would have been 100% better if it would have rolled over him.


Hope your Tuesday goes well. It's the first day of December, so get ready for Christmas.






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