Ok... so i didn't make it back around yesterday to post anything worth a damn. Unfortunately, I'm not really sure today is going to be any better. Wes and I have
traveled to Columbia to attend
Franco's Birthday House Party. Hopefully, by the time you read this, we are recovering safely within the confines of Franco's home. That or we managed to limp home overnight, in which case, I'll probably
change these words.
And yes, the video above is a Nonpoint song. You'd better get used to them, cuz I'm gonna give you a fill over the next two weeks. The show is Friday the 13th, so I've still got two weeks to prep. Figure I may can cover
all the Nonpoint AND Mudvayne libraries if I try hard enough.
Aight kiddies, I'm outta here. Still a crap shoot on how i'm gonna exactly pull of this update, but hopefully you are reading it. If not, i'll see you tomorrow.
February 27th, 2009
Friday.
Hmmmm..... Friday. I have a ton of stuff going on at the house today. I really, really feel like I should be posting something here, but I'm drawing a blank.
I'm gonna try eating some breakfast and then coming back. See if that helps.
Second is: Double Catch of the Day with a flare for Franco's flavor. Hey, two is always better than one . . . . . unless you are talking brain tumors and then you need multiples of three.
Finally, we have to party to celebrate the occasion. We'll be doing that this weekend in Columbia if anyone wants to join us. Until then, hope everyone has a great day. The last day of the week at work, so i'm already
prepping for the weekend. These longer shifts are really not so bad once you get to the end of them. Till tomorrow.
February 25th, 2009
Wednesday.
Why do the Japanese get to have all the cool Wii games? Girls in bikinis killing zombies. You just can't beat that. What could be better than a girl wearing chaps and a thong while she hacks up
dead people with a 7 foot long sword? The Beast from the East takes on a whole new meaning. Wonder if i can preorder . . . . .
I'm thinking that if you play that game enough, you'll eventually fall in love with The Money Shaking Game. This one looks kinda easy. I imagine every
man alive will have this game down before he ever picks it up. Would love to see the Olsen Twins play though.
February 24th, 2009
Tuesday.
Rather than me dig around for something really cool to show, i thought i'd share the 99 Things You Should Have Already Seen. No real lead in.
It's fairly straight to the point. These are 100 things you should have already seen on the Net. If not, I'm apparently not doing my job.
Light day today. Work is weighing me down. Hope your Tuesday goes well.
February 23rd, 2009
Monday.
It seems that Orwell may not have been that far off. If you are like so many others and have been wondering why the Government has been forcing this "all digital t.v. signal", I may have found you an answer.
It seems that Hidden Cameras and Mics Have Been Found in DTV Boxes. And these are
brand name, brand new boxes purchased over-the-counter. Hit the link to watch a YouTube video of the discovery. It's actually quite simple. . . . . and very scary. What better way for the government to get inside your home than to
require you to have a box? It will be interesting to see if other company made boxes have the same "surprise".
UPDATE: You can put up your pitchforks and torches, IT'S A HOAX / FAKE. (tanks Wesley for pointing this out to me....)
Speaking of looking backing, take a trip back in the past of your favorite web page using The Way Back Machine. Going back as far as 1996, the Way Back Machine allows you to search through
85 billion archived web pages. Talk about a back log of reading material. Of course, if you search Shark13.com, it will only crawl back to the start of 2008. The disturbing part is that the page shown is
from August of 2007. I'm gonna have to do some research and see what the deal is on that. I really want to keep my Internet presence up-to-date, even in the archives. Try a few of your favorite sites and see what they looked like years ago.
Notched my third win in Fantasy Golf this week. I've closed the gap between me and third place to less than 50 points, so hopefully this will keep things interesting. TwoEyed actually finished second this week, so i imagine Budman may be starting to sweat a little.
Granted, it's early, but it's still First Place. Now if i can just get this lucky with my NASCAR.
February 22nd, 2009
Sunday.
Lazy, lazy day today. The show last night was fantastic, from beginning to end. The Leo Project opened the show and did a fantastic job. Kicked ass in
fact. They sound a great deal like Sevendust, but with a younger, more raw feel. The drummer did a great job making the double bass skip your heartbeat while managing to spit on
himself a couple of times. Creighton, lead guitar, is the spitting image of my cousin Ladrick. And I can't help but think the bassist is actually from around here even thought the band hails from
Kansas. Regardless, if you get a chance to see these guys locally, it's well worth it. Hell, I'm planning to pirate download all their tracks now.
TESLAKICKED ASS as expected. This is the second time i've seen them at House of Blues; however, I originally saw them in the late 80's when they were
young and spry. Trust me when I tell you, they rock harder and sound better NOW. Jeff Keith, vocals, can still out scream-sing the best of them. Frankie Hannon is by far still one of the most under acclaimed guitarist of our time.
I have pictures and videos on the cell phone, but i'm not sure they will be worth posting. I'll see what I can throw up on the forum later today. As for now, i'm going back to bed. My ears are still ringing.
February 21st, 2009
Saturday.
Oh yeah, baby. It's Showtime. Tacy and I made the trip to HOB yesterday and scored tickets for TWO SHOWS that I'm dying to see. Tesla is guaranteed to rock the house tonight.
We've seen them at this same venue before and they put on one helluva good show. Twenty years and these guys rock just as hard as day one. Hell, at this point, I think a performance of their acoustic stuff would probably piss me off.
I'm also the proud owner of two tickets to see Mudvayne and Nonpoint on Friday the 13th. (unlucky for who?) We have plenty of time for me to gush on that later. For now, here's a dose of
tonight's dish: Tesla.
February 20th, 2009
Friday.
Are you ready to be pissed off? Ready to do something about it? Well here is both your target and your opportunity. It seems that 14-year old
Kenny Glenn likes to film himself while he abuses cats and then posts the results on YouTube. Bad idea, Ken. Bad idea. It seems that some of Ken's work ended up on
4chan.org and that's where we pick up the story. Needless-to-say, this has gotten very big and I expect it to gain even more attention over the next few days. I think we should all chip in
and do what we can to help . . . . . BURY KENNY.
All throughout Kenny-Glenn.net, you will find background information on this story, as well as the contact information for those people
in charge of prosecuting these little phuhks. Kenny's home address and his parents information are included, so make sure to spread your hate AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I've got emails ready to fire off to the parents as well as the Mother's
place of employment (she's self employed on the web). Let's be real: they should have raised their kids with a little more respect. If I can manage to find an email address to any other child in his school, I'm going to offer a bounty on
Kenny's scalp. Anyone want to help with the reward money?
Tanks to all those who commented on yesterday's Catch Pics. I was running late, so a quick collage of Lia19 was an easy choice. I did manage to put together another "Feature Friday" post, so don't think that yesterday
was today. In fact, today is another fan favorite: Close Up Body Pics. Hell, i could have thrown in a few Lia pics here as well, but I figured i'd give her nickel nipples a day to rest.
This is all for now. I may or may not be back to post some more stuff for today. The cat thing has me pissed in off in general and i'm looking at a mountain of laundry to do, so i can't make any promises. If I don't see you today, I'll
definitely see you tomorrow.
February 19th, 2009
Thursday.
Hot Rush today boys and girls. My once a week oversleep has caught me today, so I'm running late. The Catch pics are here, featuring the lovely Lia19. Not really happy with leaving everything like this, but what
can i do? I'm already late and I have clothes in the dryer. It's definitely gonna be one of those days.
February 18th, 2009
Wednesday.
Woo Hoo !! First Place Beyotches!! Yeah, yeah. I know it's only Week 1 but I may never see this place again, so I'm celebrating. Unfortunately, I didn't get to watch a single
lap of the actual race. I hear it was short and action packed though. At this point, I don't care. Now if I can only get lucky a second week in a row. Yeah, I doubt that too.
After a couple of weeks, this is how the Fantasy Golf standings look. Second place isn't bad, especially when you're playing Bud and 2Eyed. The Fantasy Golf season is quite long, so it's kinda pointless
to even worry about rank. I figure I'll miss at least 2 or 3 weeks over the course of the season myself.
Still trying to unpack and recuperate from the trip. Tacy has apparently brought home a "bug" with her, so i'm hoping that passes with little or no incident. The last thing I need now is to be sick. Hope your
Hump Day goes well. Till tomorrow.
February 17th, 2009
Tuesday.
Home. Tacy and I arrived home late yesterday afternoon from Colorado. The flight, both coming and going, was somewhat uneventful, but I definitely consider that a
good thing. Hell, I even got to make one leg of the journey in First Class. (not impressed.) I was able to get in my fill of snow for the next three years. It poured flakes on us
Friday and Saturday. Nothing like weaving through Colorado mountain roads in near white out conditions. (Props to Pink Death Bunny on her driving skills.) The snow itself was fun to see and play in; however,
the freezing temperatures were NO fun at all. 20's in the day and teens at night left me missing home where it was 70. Now that i'm home, it's 30's here. WatDhell?
This will hopefully turn out to be the find of the trip. We visited a local antique store that had previously given up some pretty cool take home gifts, but this one may take the cake.
While my version is by no means in the "Great/Mint" shape, it does appear to be a First Edition circa 1888. Yes, you read correctly: 1888. The front page has original handwriting that is somewhat faded; however, Wes and myself were both able to distinguish
March, 1888. I'll take pictures of mine and hopefully post tomorrow. Sooooooo...... anyone here know Classic Books?
Big Tanks to Wes for updating the page for me. I had 'Net access at the house in Colorado; however, it would have required me going outside to pirate a signal. You can re-read that first
paragraph to understand why i couldn't do the updates. Tanks again, homey.
All for today kiddies. I'll process pictures later today and post a few tomorrow. In the meantime, I hope that your Valentines Day went well. I'd like to hear any horror stories that may have occurred. Speaking of horror stories, another week of Fantasy Sports has passed.
I'll try to post some scores there as well. Hope your day goes well, and I'll see ya tomorrow.
February 12th, 2009
Thursday.
It's Kitty Kat Thursday !!! And I do mean the animal, so all you pervs can ease on down to the Catch of the Day if thats all you are looking for. The cat in the video above is actually a lynx, and while it might be cool to have one as a pet, I think you can
see at least one of the drawbacks. And let me tell you, that's not gonna be a light scratch on the hand. You losing some digits there buddy. Rubbing that cat's belly is DEFINITELY out of the question.
Now just close your eyes and imagine if that last cat was To Go Pinkie on your ass. Uh-huh. That's what I thought. The damn Pedigree commercial is making more sense: exotic pets are not the way to go.
And finally, you just can't beat This Cool Cat Compilation. Now i want to start phuhking with my cats and seeing what I can catch on tape. Poor little things have no idea what's coming.
I'm off to Colorado tomorrow; however, the updates will roll on. I'm hoping to be updating remotely; however, I have the P.W. Tyler backup system in place if all else fails. Hoping to be home Monday afternoon, so i'll try for a full up to date update then.
February 11th, 2009
Wednesday.
According to my sources, today is White Shirt Day. Before you get excited, the "holiday" was created
by the Automakers Union (UAW) back in 1948 and does very little for the rest of us. With every Union there are rules, so here are the guidelines for White Shirt Day:
White Shirt Day rules:
Everyone wear a white shirt or blouse to work.
Don’t get your shirt any dirtier than the boss gets his. <--------- !!!!
Observe all safety rules.
Observe all work rules, especially the rule calling for a clean work area.
Now that #2 rule seems pretty fair, but do you think that's part of the reason the auto industry is in such bad shape? From what I've seen on TV, don't look like any of them get too damn dirty and for $50/hour I'll wear a damn
white t-shirt every day.
Incidentally, today is also "Be Electrific Day". Not sure watdhell that means, but if you need a reason to celebrate . . . . .
A few days remain to sign up for 2009 Fantasy NASCAR . The first race is next Sunday, February 15th.
The format and layout are slightly different this year, so get in now and get ready. Here is what you need to know:
Group ID Number: 2818 Group Password: shark13
February 10th, 2009
Tuesday.
Can you think of a better way to come down a mountain? I really, REALLY want to ride these now. Something about going down a mountain on a rail with no walls on your car. One side note: it's phuhkin BEAUTIFUL
wherever this is. Talk about a scenic look. I'm double jealous.
watDhell. This 9-year old Writes an i-Phone App and I have trouble balancing my checkbook.
It's sweet that he wrote it for his smaller siblings. It's scary that he'll probably create the program that eventually wipes out all of a mankind. The Architect.
Of course, there are a few skeery apps out there already. The Stalker App looks promising for those with that
special someone in mind. Just in time for Valentines Day too.
No hand held computer would be complete without The Pull My Finger App. And YES. It is exactly what you think it is. Unfortunately, it didn't
get Apple approval, and it looks as if the YouTube comments are not gonna help. I actually think it's pretty damn funny. Stupid, but funny. And I'm pretty damn sure that's what it was designed for.
One week remains to sign up for 2009 Fantasy NASCAR . The first race is next Sunday, February 15th.
The format and layout are slightly different this year, so get in now and get ready. Here is what you need to know:
Group ID Number: 2818 Group Password: shark13
February 9th, 2009
Monday.
Hope your weekend went well. Mine was somewhat uneventful, but that's exactly how I planned it. Tacy and i are flying out to Denver this weekend, so I'm trying to get as much done around the house as possible.
If anyone is in Denver, Colorado area, drop me a line sometime this week. Would love to hang out with some watDhellions from the mid-west.
Truck Drivers take note: AlwaysRespect Your Load. It actually took me a second to figure out watdhell happened,
but i'm guessing the driver knew immediately. Maybe this is one of the new Flat Cab trucks.
One week remains to sign up for 2009 Fantasy NASCAR . The first race is next Sunday, February 15th.
The format and layout are slightly different this year, so get in now and get ready. Here is what you need to know:
Group ID Number: 2818 Group Password: shark13
February 8th, 2009
Sunday.
Danger Will Robinson. Danger ! Danger ! It seems the latest Internet Harbinger of Death is starting to make it's rounds.
AntiVirus 360 is rapidly infecting computers and is NOT that easy to remove. While
the link will take you to one fix, I'd highly recommend you seek the advice of a professional. Two family members are currently infected and the more I ask around, the more people I find.
DO NOT take this lightly. Update all of your antivirus, adware, and spy-blocker
software IMMEDIATELY. Make sure to get all of your Microsoft Updates as well, if you don't get them automatically.
And for God's sake, no matter what you do, use common sense. If a pop up window all of a sudden pops up on your screen, DO NOT CLICK IT. It's worth noting that the MAJORITY of Antivirus 360 cases
come from either MySpace of Facebook. And you wonder why I don't like either . . . . .
One week remains to sign up for 2009 Fantasy NASCAR . The first race is next Sunday, February 15th.
The format and layout are slightly different this year, so get in now and get ready. Here is what you need to know:
Group ID Number: 2818 Group Password: shark13
One trick shot to rule them all. While not the single greatest pool shot, it has definitely taken some planning and patience to set this one off. To be honest, I really think I like
the Beer Bottle Dominos trick better. Only problem there: making the dominos.
Hope your Sunday goes well. I'm fighting off a major headache, but hopefully coffee and treatment will pull me through. Till tomorrow . . .
"F" My Life has to be one of the funniest websites you are going to read. The premise is that people will log in and post what horrific things have happened to them recently. Their tagline says it all:
"My life sucks, but I don't give a phuhk". Need i say more? I'm actually thinking of making a forum thread for this link so we can post our favorites.
"Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you."
"Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a
sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a
pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night."
"Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike."
"Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tatoo."
You can't make this stuff up. Classic.
There is still time to sign up for 2009 Fantasy NASCAR . The first race is next Sunday, February 15th.
The format and layout are slightly different this year, so get in now and get ready. Here is what you need to know:
Group ID Number: 2818 Group Password: shark13
February 6th, 2009
Friday. Finally.
As some of you may know, we are planning another wDh event for April. We are billing it as a camping trip; however, it may turn into a little something like:
The Tough Guy Challenge. Talk about looking like FUN. I would sooooooo be down for something like this. Well . . . . . maybe not picture #14, but
you get the drift. If anyone has any experience with anything like this, let me know.
Damn, I'm getting old. In reality, if a seven year old walked into the bar and beat me at pool, I'd kick his ass, take back my money, and have him arrested for being underage and in a bar.
Some serious pool shots are pulled off, while others are just fun to watch. Talent. Kids got talent.
There is still time to sign up for 2009 Fantasy NASCAR . The first race is next Sunday, February 15th.
The format and layout are slightly different this year, so get in now and get ready. Here is what you need to know:
Group ID Number: 2818 Group Password: shark13
February 5th, 2009
Thursday.
I almost made it an entire two weeks without oversleeping. That streak ends today, unfortunately. Not much here other than the "Catch", so do what you got to do
and come back tomorrow.
February 4th, 2009
Wednesday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAZ ! ! !
First: if a bird that BIG is ever seen in my vicinity, it will most likely end up shot. Not necessarily eaten, but definitely shot. By some chance if I end up like the goat, you'd better
shoot ME. No questions. No regrets. For those of you who like to see a little more context to the video, I've found the extended clip of the first attack that
plainly shows The Goats Fight Back. Unsuccessfully, I might add. It also proves that white sheep can't jump, but that's another post.
After watching that, I imagine this Ninja Cat is Training. Just don't think that's gonna do it Meow-Meow. But you keep working.
Oh great. Just great. Tacy and i are flying to Denver next weekend and immediately after posting that first vid, I find this:
"Jet Lands Safely In Denver After Bird Hits Engine". If that's not bad enough, let me quote something for you:
"A passenger on the United flight, Frank Crowe of Chicago, said the pilot announced after landing, 'It appears we hit a very large bird, something like an eagle.'".
watDhell? I have a feeling that if something that big flies into the engine, ain't no one getting lucky except the vultures.
February 3rd, 2009
Tuesday.
Here's a look at my next Summer project. In fact, I hear that we are going to attempt something like this during the WDH Weekend Camping Trip. Oh yeah baby, can't wait.
I guess we now have Cheating in MMA Fights. I wasn't really sure you could cheat when
kicking someone's ass, but apparently I was wrong. It looks as if George St. Pierre was a little tooo slick for B.J. Penn and a good ol' jar of Vaseline is to blame. While I didn't see the fight, everything I've read said the
Vaseline didn't matter, so i'm guessing this is a cry baby thing. Boys, boys. Play nice.
DON'T FORGET: Free Breakfast at Denny's TODAY. It's a free Grand Slam for every person in America who lives near a Denny's. We have 4 in the area but it looks as if I'll miss it entirely.
Frickin' work. If you go, grab me a doggy bag of bacon. Tanks.
February 2nd, 2009
Monday.
If you thought the tricycle back flip was cool, wait till you see this mess of organized chaos. If nothing else, it is organized chaos at its best. Lots and lots of metal flying over people's head. I love it.
This next vid is by far some of the funniest stuff i've seen in a long, LONG time. I laugh out loud every time I watch it and will continue to do so for some time. BAD FIND is one
of those situations I know I'll find myself in one day. Caught without a flash drive. Great stuff.
Hope you have a great Monday. Congrats to the Pittsburgh Steelers for winning a very interesting Super Bowl 43. While the game may have started slow for some, it was the fourth quarter that made the entire day worth it. That's how the final game of the year should be played. Good job
by both teams. Now I wonder if I won that betting pool I was in . . . . .
February 1st, 2009
Sunday.
Today is the day, boys and girls. Super Bowl 43 will kick off later this afternoon and it should prove to be a barn burner.
Ben Rofl-burger and the experienced Steelers are expected to roll over Kurt Warner and his baby birds, but who really knows. I've been listening to ESPN all morning and most of their people are picking the Steelers, but only
because Pitt is a more rounded team. True. And that if Kurt Warner has a bad day that Arizona will have a horrible day due to no supporting cast. True as well. What no one is considering is what will
happened if Big Ben gets KNOCKED da PHUHK OUT ?!? Big Ben gonna end up with Big Boxer Syndrome.
For those of you who can't wait for the real show tonight, here's a Sneak Peak of the Super Bowl Commercials that will air tonight. Some of the
commercials from last year are mixed in, so you can compare. As in years past, some of these are fantastic. Others will make for a perfect opportunity to refill your drink or drain the last one. You should
definitely check out: "I'm Good" Pepsi, Career Builders, "It's Time",
Miller High Life's, "One Second Ads". One note on this last link. This link takes you to the "outtakes" of that commercial. No one knows what the actual
"One Second AD" will be. I like the guy in the ad, so most are a winner to me.
Who knew that the PETA commercial would be BANNED from the Super Bowl?
Now, in all honesty, this could easily turn out to be one of the better ads of the Super Bowl, but no one is going to see it. I guess what amazes me is that a group willing to do anything for the rights of animals tends to step on the respect of it's own.
I'm pretty sure that this WILL NOT change any man's mind about killing an animal. If anything, this gonna insight a ton of rabbit killing.
Now, in all honesty, this could easily turn out to be one of the better ads of the Super Bowl, but no one is going to see it. I guess what amazes me is that a group willing to do anything for the rights of animals tends to step on the respect of it's own.
I'm pretty sure that this WILL NOT change any man's mind about killing an animal. If anything, this gonna insight a ton of rabbit killing.