"When donkeys fly", huh? Well here ya go. I'm not sure why people are so outraged about this. We have white whales flying in parasails just about every day here on my beach. The donkey take off looks pretty rough, but can you imagine the landing?? Fun.
Gamer or not, you are definitely gonna enjoy the trailer for DC Universe Online. All of your favorite DC Superheroes mashed into one World, one game. I don't imagine the
game play will be even close to the video, but the overall storyline
seems very cool. Now if they've included that bonus Wonder Woman pole dance featurette, sign me up.
July 27th, 2010
Tuesday.
I have somehow managed to stay near the top in this segment of Fantasy NASCAR. Each week I'm posting a decent finish; however, I just can't seem to make up any ground
point wise. Will have to work on that this week. Maybe 'Color Me Gone' will get lost in the crayola box and forget to update his racers this week. One can hope. Just in case
you were wondering here are the Overall Standings. Not quite as nice of a picture, but there is still time.
Fantasy Golf continues to drag me through the sand. This week was interesting in that several of us had chosen the same players, but had our actual playing rosters in different orders. As you could have guessed, mine
was in the wrong order. Never fails. Here's a look at the Overall Standings. I'm glad this a "side game" and not a major. This way I can save all my mojo
for Football.
Speaking of Fantasy Football, 27 days till Draft Day. We still have room in the Shark13 League if anyone is interested. Sign-Up Information via the Forum.
I made a conscious decision to avoid all NFL news until inside a month of the draft. I figure it would give time for all the dust to settle with trades and off season injuries. Looks like I'll have to break out the old notebook and start watching
ESPN a little more. One thing to note: all this prep will do me absolutely NO GOOD when the season starts.
July 26th, 2010
Monday.
It seems the recession has hit just about every one at this point. Hell, now even The Monopoly Man Is Broke.
I can definitely see it playing out this way. For some reason I want to watch the movie "Friday" now. watDhell is that about?
Hope your weekend went well. Mine was short. Turned out even shorter than i had expected, but that wasn't necessarily a bad thing. Full fantasy sports update tomorrow when i hope to have more time.
Till then, have a good day.
July 25th, 2010
Sunday.
Well my day of rest has just turned into any thing BUT a day of rest. watDhell. I am; however, gonna wait and post the missed Catch pictures from yesterday.
With Sunday being the least amount of visitors, I don't want anyone to miss out. Def more tomorrow.
July 23rd, 2010
Friday.
Super Heroes vs WBC. Super Heroes for the WIN ! ! ! It seems that our good friend Fred Phelps has once again
delivered his Westboro Baptist Church congregation to the public so that they could protest and ridicule all us sinners. Unfortunately, when they rolled up on the San Diego Comic Con, they got the welcome of a lifetime. How much fun would it have been to watch your favorite comic
characters shout protests and insults to a church moronic protest?? Granted, you have to give a point to WBC for choosing Comic Con. It definitely embodies all that the church stands against . . . . . basically everything. The Trekkie holding a sign that reads
"God Hates Jedis" is my favorite.
One of my favorites, Sasha Cane, is your Featured Friday Catch of the Day. These are from a few new sets, so i hope you like.
Ok... so I'm going to give you the warning BEFORE the video. That's mainly because the video is embedded and most of you just click without reading. This video is EPIC. And I don't expect it to be on
YouTube for long. That, or you will see this on TV. It may have already been on TV, but I hate the news and all commercials. Regardless, you NEED to watch this. Here is just a small sampling of what all this clip contains: pregnant black girls fighting in a BK parking lot, a high chair, a dude beatin a beyotch down, another beyotch fighting,
people smoking joints in the parking lot, and a motorcycle cop getting hit by a car. All in one video. It gets no better than:
Hope your weekend goes well. I'm off Sunday, but not after a long today and tomorrow. Did I tell you the story about the smoke bomb on the balcony? Till tomorrow.
July 22nd, 2010
Thursday.
Just a quick 'Hello' and 'Have a Nice Day' today. Late supper last night for PDB has me running late for work today. Go figure. Tomorrow is Friday and you're home free.
Keep your head up and your powder dry.
July 21st, 2010
Wednesday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINK DEATH BUNNY ! ! !
I thought about turning the page pink for the day, just for the occasion. After swallowing that dose of Pepto, I thought differently on that matter. Glad you are home.
For all of us who love it for the articles, Playboy has released a new website: TheSmokingJacket.com is a SFW website designed
to bring you all the cool stuff that you find in text within the monthly
mag. From comics to reviews to the latest viral vids, it's billed to provide all
the Playboy style man could need . . . but in a safe environment (i.e., work, school, etc.).
It just launched yesterday, so if nothing else, you can say you saw it as an infant.
Franco and I were watching the moving "Wanted" last night and reminded me of this song. In fact, I think I posted this same song, but a different video the last time I watched that movie. Regardless, good flick. Great Song.
July 20th, 2010
Tuesday.
Finally settling back in to the normal weekly grind. Then again, my week's are never normal. Fuzz and Pink Death Bunny have moved back from Colorado, so
there's a truck to unpack in my near future. MJ is the only one still out West, but other than that, the family is full and back together. Just in time for the
THREE BIRTHDAYS this week. I told you it was never normal.
July 19th, 2010
Monday.
Talk about a hazard of the job. I'm sure I could turn this video in a metaphorical symbol of my life, but my life never looks this cool. Kidding. I'm actually on a good streak here as of late, so I don't want to jinx that. Still,
cool video.
Back from the parents house after a quick visit. Tacy and I went up for my Grandmother's 75th birthday and had a blast. If I can find them, I'm pretty sure there are pictures of us bowling really late at night on Saturday. While the act of bowling is no big deal,
bowling in Seneca, SC can be an adventure. Regardless, back at home and back on track. ALL the Catch pictures are here today, so enjoy.
July 16th, 2010
Friday.
I thought it would be fun to get in a few more punches on Lebron James before he embarrasses himself in Miami. Supposedly, the guy in the video above has recently beaten Lebron at a friendly game of h-o-r-s-e. I really wish I could have found that video, but this one will do.
Like most trick shots, I'm sure these took A LOT of practice, but I actually believe these. Some Trick Shots are not as believable, no matter how many cameras you use.
Talia Shephard is the Featured Friday Catch of the Day. I've liked this chick from her first days with FTV, so i'm really stoked now that she's full time and full blown. There are a couple of videos out there as well that I'll try to dig up for you.
I'm outta here for the day Kiddies. I've got a ton of stuff ahead of me, including a long drive to the folks house for the weekend. Till tomorrow.
July 15th, 2010
Thursday.
Bacon Flavored Popcorn has to be one of the best food inventions of our lifetime. I am sooooo intrigued by this that i'm hoping to try it
before the week's end. A few days ago I received my free sample of Bacon Salt and after browsing their site, I'm sold. I'm a firm believer in the company slogan, "Everything should taste like bacon", and
these guys are helping that come to fruition. Throw in some Bacon Flavored Lip Balm and you've got the entire day covered. Now i'm hungry.
July 14th, 2010
Wednesday.
Hump Day. All i have to say.... right now.
July 13th, 2010
Tuesday.
Running a little late, but hopefully no complaints. It's the 13th of the month, so DOUBLE CATCH today. I was trying to think of something witty and funny
to go here. Got nothing. Sorry.
Something you may enjoy, however, is the end result of this Asian Standoff. I've always admired the way the
Chinese handle these types of situations. Whether you are threatening someone else or even yourself, justice will be served. Just in case you want a better view, check out
This Angle of the Action. That chick is quick and ruthless. The quad tap will always
get the job done.
Hope your day goes well. It's going to get hectic as the weekend approaches, so i'm cleaning house today. till tomorrow.
July 12th, 2010
Monday.
It's going to be one of those weeks, I can already tell.
Congrats to Bud and his "Manchester Hooligans" team on winning the 2010 Fantasy World Cup Contest. While Spain won the real event, Budman continued his fantasy sports dominance
by thrashing the lot of us. Of course, per my prediction, I finished seventh out of seven. I promise that I know something about sports. Maybe not much. But something. While we are on the subject, here's an update on the other on-going Fantasy Sports events.
It was about time for me to have a horrible week at NASCAR. As usual, I made a last second change that GREATLY effected my outcome . . . . for the worse. Regardless,
I still have a few more weeks to try and claw my way up the overall.
A Win. Finally. I somehow managed to squeek out a win in Fantasy Golf this week. I'm still sucking in the overall standings, but at least it wasn't Bud or Zilla.
I've made it a point to stay out of the Lebron James discussions mainly due to the fact that I don't keep up with the NBA as much as I used to. I personally believe he's phuhked up his career and "legacy" by going to Miami. I also think that
Cleveland fans are going to HATE him for the remainder of his days.
What i DON'T know is why the Hell Jesse Jackson is involved ?? I'm guessing that it's been a while and brother Jesse was in need of a headline. You know how those
humble "servants of the people" can be. I've Read The Cavs Letter and consider it a justified stab by a jilted lover . . . of sorts. Never once did I feel "slavey". Crawl back in your hole Jesse. It's a few more years before
another election.
Hope your day goes well. Pictures for yesterday are posted along with today's Catch. Extra flesh always helps. Till tomorrow.
July 10th, 2010
Saturday.
He He He. No better way to start the day than playing the "Don't Drop The Soap Lindsay" Game ?? Simply click the bar of soap before it hits
the shower floor. Each time your soap hits the floor, your score drops to zero. I managed a slippery 31, but it was difficult. On the subject of difficult, I found it FANTABULOUSLY amusing that there is NO SMOKING FOR LINDSAY when
she reports to jail on July 20th. Now that's what I'm talking about. It's time to start truly reforming our criminals on every level possible.
Here it is, the Mel Gibson Racist Rant. All I can say is: Doesn't surprise me, but Wow. This story
has been ongoing, but under the radar, for some time. It started with Mel's ex-girlfriend, Oksana, making claims that Mel beat her ass and knocked out some teeth. Most people thought she was a money grabbing whore and was trying to exploit ol' Mad Max. Furthermore, the couple have a
small child together, so people assumed she was lying to get custody. Then she produced evidence. "Always get tape." Not only did Oksana produce dental bills, she produced audio tape that provided wwaaaaaaayyyyy more proof ammunition than she will ever need. The tapes
confirm that Mel not only has a temper, but he also has a problem with African
Americans. (To go along with his hatred of Jews) Here's the first part that's opened the wound:
“You go out in public and it’s a f*cking embarrassment to me. You look like a f*cking bitch in heat. And if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers
it will be your fault. Alright? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time with your fake boobs that you feel
you have to show off. I don’t like it. I don’t want that woman. I don’t want you. I don’t trust you. I don’t love you.”
Make of that what you will. This is the same guy who brought you "Passion of the Christ". Funny what you find out about people, isn't it?
To make up for yesterday, and to further poke fun at Mel Gibson, Featured Friday Saturday pics are all Russian models. Granted, these chicks may not be as hot as Mel's, but at least
they don't wear tight fitting clothes.
Hope your Saturday goes well. Till tomorrow.
July 9th, 2010
Friday.
My day hasn't started so well, I'm out of coffee and creamer, plus it's raining outside. Not wanting to be a
complete loser, I've managed to soldier on. Things have made a complete turn for the better, however, since I found the video above.
You all know my love for Firefly/Serenity, so finding a 10-minute music video is JACKPOT. While it's actually a collage of songs and scenes, it's a great
taste of the series. I think I'm gonna make it through the day now. . . . . or at least to Wal-Mart to get "supplies".
No real Featured Friday pics for this week. I started to pick a set and just kinda lost my train of thought. (must be that coffee thing.) Regular
Catch pics for the day. I'll see what I can do for tomorrow.
I always like to watch a Great Catch In Baseball. Trust me. Keep your eye on the ball and you'll see it.
Hope your day goes well. One more evening shift at work then I'm off for the weekend. Maybe I can catch up on my sleep . . . . or at least my NetFlix list. Till tomorrow.
July 8th, 2010
Thursday.
And the bitch wonders why she's going to jail. watDhell?!? I only wish that the judge would have seen this during her trial. Pretty sure this may land LiLo in jail for contempt of court, but if the judge could have seen those nails the day it happened, it could have
extended those 90 days just a little further. Big Barbara awaits.
Just in time for a new episode tonight, take a look at: Lego Futurama. This is all kinds
of awesomeness. I didn't even know such a Lego set ever existed. And if it didn't, double awesomeness. I missed last weeks new episode, so I'm hoping to catch up later today.
July 7th, 2010
Wednesday.
Woo Hoo !! A new season of Warehouse 13 started last night on the SyFy channel. Unfortunately I missed the first 9 minutes, so i'm not exactly sure
how the beginning tied into the end. Thank God for re-runs and online replay, huh? I can tell you that the story and the characters pick right up where they left off and that the show appears to have retained all those good things you enjoyed
from the first season. In this latest episode you get to brush with the female H.G. Wells, Dante's Death Mask, Harriet Tubman's Thimble, and a single Pearl of Knowledge. I know it all sounds crazy, but it really does make for a
fantastic show. Just in case you need another reason, next week's episode features Kaylee and Simon from Firefly. Now THAT'S entertainment.
Lohan Pulls 90 Days. About damn time . . . . even though it's
not enough time if you ask me. Then again, I'm sure this will land her an Oprah appearance and a contract for some make-up company. Considering she's a known player for the other team, I'm sure there are some frothy
female inmates right about now. Mmm Mmm good.
Not much more than that today. I've worked late and have to go right back this morning. Hopefully I can get you full update tomorrow, including World Cup and Tour information. Till then.
July 6th, 2010
Tuesday.
By all means, say what's on your mind. This is definitely NSFW due to language, but i also think it should be a requirement to watch. Makes me want to go to school.
July 5th, 2010
Monday.
No better way to start the week then a ten minute clip of The World's Greatest Animal Clips.
Incidentally, my favorite part is around the 1:58 mark. Bull right out of the gate and in your face. I love it.
I'm not going to say a word. I'm afraid if I do, I'll forget to update my racers for the next three weeks. For the time being though, feeling pretty good
about my position in this stage as well as the overall.
My golf game, on the other hand, continues to suck Titelists. While I would love to say that my poor performance is planned, no one likes to lose. Then again, it's gonna
be interesting to watch Zilla get all worked up then lose at the last second.
If you have ever wondered what the definition of a complete loser is, Here You Go. I don't even
like his theme song. Poor guy never stood a chance.
July 4th, 2010
Sunday.
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ! ! !
You should probably READ THIS at some point today. It helps to understand the base reason of why we celebrate.
The Tour de France is underway. What better way to celebrate America than to watch the team ride all over the French? Lance Armstrong and the Radio Shak
team are looking strong already, so don't miss out on the show.
Hope you have a safe and enjoyable holiday. I'm off to the beach to soak up some cancer rays. Till tomorrow.
July 3rd, 2010
Saturday.
'OH MY' and 'IT'S REAL' are the only words I can say. It's seems a custom bike shop out of Melbourne, Florida has developed and built a Tron Lightcycle.
Available with just about any manufacturers type engine (i.e., Suzuki, Honda, Harley, etc.), these babies are One-0f-A-Kind. By what I've read, there are three left and the bidding starts at $30,000. watDhell. IF you ever rode it, you could never get off of it for fear of someone stealing it. Plus, I don't like the idea of never being able to cross my own path.
From the coolest bike in the World, to one of the coolest (yet hottest) chicks in the World, Eva Mendes. So nice. You could never take her to Arizona, but I guess that
would be an OK trade-off.
Worked the night shift last night due to the holiday weekend, so I'm in the bed in sleeping. Hope your Saturday goes well. Till the Fourth.
July 2nd, 2010
Friday.
^------------^---------------^ This is the kind of day I'm having. ^------------^---------------^
