Does it really surprise you that Terrell Owens has his own cereal ?? I hear the sugar makes you all happy and giddy for about a year.
After that you develop a complex, piss off all those around you, and eventually have to leave your home. I wouldn't be surprised if it caused cancer in lab rats.
Texting, Talking, and Towing. NOT a good combination. I have a feeling that someone is gonna be looking for a job now.
Two more players have been Outed for Steroids. No real big surprise here, and I'm not really sure what the big deal is. The "list" is from an
anonymous testing where the results, by Government mandate, were to be sealed. Funny how that works isn't it?? The test was in 2003 and was used to determine IF baseball needed drug testing. If a player was found guilty of using a substance on the "not yet banned" list,
he WOULD NOT be reprimanded. If that same player tested positive in 2004, THEN he would be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the baseball law. I personally think that if ANY PLAYER sets or breaks a record and then is found to have been juicing during that time, his records should be wiped clean and the
player should be shot in a non-life, but sports career ending appendage. Just my opinion.
July 30th, 2009
Thursday.
Almost the weekend. Almost.
Can someone tell me why I haven't heard of the Electronic Device To Steal Gas?? Something like this
should be offered on eBay. For what we currently pay in gas, it should come equipped with your car. The article says that dude filled up his SEMI TRUCK at the pump. How the hell does that happen? Didn't the
attendant notice
that the big ass truck pumped for an hour but only paid $5.00?? I'm willing to bet that we see this happen A LOT more now. Hell, if this guy knows what's good for him, he'll sell the patent to pay his bail.
If you haven't heard already, Horse Phuhkin is Illegal. Apparently, Mr. Vereen missed that lesson in school. Then again, to
get caught TWICE makes me think that Mr. Vereen missed a lot of school. Why the Hell does all the news concerning my neck of the woods have to something incredibly embarrassing?? Of course, the Associated Press has picked up on the story so the entire World
will think we all do it horse style. Personally, I think the lady who found him should have just shot him. Pretty sure she would have gotten away with it and it would have saved all of us a lot of trouble.
Till tomorrow.
July 29th, 2009
Wednesday.
Well, at least she has a plan. Starting at an early age too. Best way to be.
What's worse than overturning your 18-wheel car carrying rig? Standing it back up. I'm thinking that some small town in Austria had some
GREAT DEALS on used cars after this. Now will someone please explain how the damn thing got turned over in the first place?
Talk about a bad day: Freed Dolphin Killed By Sharks. I can't help but smile every time I read this.
This is best compared to finding out you DON'T have a terminal illness then getting hit by a truck as you leave the doctor's office. Who said Mother Nature doesn't have a sense of humor?
Please note: if you are going to be a spectator at a golf tournament, Keep YOUR Eye On The Ball. I mean, watDhell was guy doing anyway? It looked to me as if he was intentionally mooning the tee box. I think he may have screamed something about "the bush" and "Charlie" in Anthony Kim's
direction. Golf is getting rough. And believe me, no man's wife is gonna believe that the golf ball just landed in his ass. She'll remember the stories about the ping pong ball and you'll be sunk from the get go. I'm just warning you.
Pay attention at all times.
Well, i wasn't really thirsty, until she poured the glass. You can thank that last golf video for this one.
Hope your Hump Day goes well. Tacy returns home today from Colorado, so you'd better believe i'm excited. No more fast food or peanut butter jelly sammiches.
July 28th, 2009
Tuesday.
Tanks to Zilla for this little vid. I'm sure it's Shopped, but i'm sure it's still pretty cool. This is the type of stuff that Zilla tries at work. Really.
On the subject of skill, this Golf Hole-in-One was definitely more luck than skill. Of course, I'm sure that doesn't matter as dude drives away in his new BMW.
watDhell?? All i got was a certificate and free Sprite. I think I been cheated.
July 27th, 2009
Monday.
Before you laugh, I think I've seen this exact set-up a few times while living on this Beach. You would be amazed at what the hombres can come up with in a jam.
There, I Fixed It is a site completely dedicated to such
engineering marvels. Some of these are old and repetitious, while others
just plain scare me to death. Of course, I also expect to find a picture of Ralf on this site one day.
Hope your weekend went well. Mine was pretty pointless. Hopefully this week will see a return to normal, but then again, what is normal? Till tomorrow.
July 26th, 2009
Sunday.
So i'm guessing I overslept by a few hours.
July 25th, 2009
Saturday.
Welcome to the World Baby Ezra. Little E finally hatched out Little-er E yesterday around Noon-time yesterday. That makes me Grandpa x3 for those keeping count. Baby popped out
tipping the scales at 8 lbs. 8 ozs. and measured 21 inches at the onset. Mama and baby are both fine and should be home at the start of the week. The entire process ended up going off without a hitch, so everyone
is quiet relieved. Now the bottles and diapers begin. Sometimes it's good to be a thousand miles away.
It's simple: Escape the Room. These types of puzzles have been gaining more and more popularity, but the problem is, they
are becoming vaguer and vaguer on what you need to do. It almost seems the less they give you, the more complicated it will be. Give this one a try and let me know what you think. I have NOT managed to escape this one yet, but the day is young.
If you get stuck, remember this clue: combine things in your inventory when possible, even if it seems impossible.
July 24th, 2009
Friday.
watDhell. Damn late update. Sorry about that. It has been one of those days . . . . for the last few days. With that said, I don't have much for you today. I usually like to
post extra stuff on Fridays, but I just don't see it happening today. Then again, we could talk sports . . . . .
Mark Buehrle's Perfect Game is definitely news. Only the 18th time in the history of
baseball has a pitcher pulled off such an event. For those who don't know, a Perfect Game in baseball means that NO ONE from the opposing team reached first base. That's no hits. No walks. NOTHING. It really is something
special.
The Tour de France is winding down. Tomorrow's race should pretty much decide the overall outcome, even though there is a final ride into
Paris. Lance Armstrong sits in third place overall, and while he is pretty much out of contention to win, he will certainly try to place. The major news for Lance this week was his announcement to race for Radio Shack in next year's tour. I
would almost place a bet now for Lance to win next year.
Whether you like it or not, it appears that Michael Vick is returning to the NFL. I've personally NEVER been a McVick fan. Should he be allowed to return to the NFL ??
I dunno. To be perfectly honest, there are far lesser players who have been involved in far more serious crimes and they were/are allowed to play. Will Dante Stallworth be allowed to play? He killed a man while intoxicated. I'm not trying to
lessen the seriousness of what Vick did. Dog fighting is a serious thing. But it happens. Vick got caught up in an age-old business and he paid a price. Was his price enough? Dunno. Will the
public relations nightmare for the team that drafts him be worth it? We shall see. Probably sooner than later.
Hope your weekend goes well. Till tomorrow.
July 23rd, 2009
Wednesday.
Now THAT is a fishtank.
DOUBLE CATCH to make up for yesterday.
July 21st, 2009
Tuesday.
Now THIS looks like it will be a GREAT MOVIE. College cheerleaders, a sorority house, beer, nakedness . . . . HELL, it's all the makings of a classic killer movie. Did I mention it has Princess Leia weilding a pump shotgun?? This has just grabbed the Top Spot on my
MUST SEE list. Incidentally, does anyone else think the Asian chick looks like Lucy Liu?
FULL ! ! !
It took five seasons, but we are finally going to do battle with a FULL HOUSE in Fantasy Football. The watDhell Warriors Fantasy Football League will hold it's live draft on August 23rd.
From that point on, it's all business. Realistically, i'll start the season doing great, only to falter and finish somewhere near the bottom. Hell, come to think about it, that's how ALL my fantasy sports teams do.
THE MONEY LEAGUE
July 20th, 2009
Monday.
There is just something wrong about a Dentist Dropping Tools. . . . . down your throat. . . . . .
TWICE. watDhell? You mean someone actually went back after the first time? Freaks. And they wonder why the old man kicked the bucket.
True Blood is starting to heat up. Several characters found out that they are not truly alone, so much happiness this episode. That can only mean that
things are about to get hairy. Werewolves were brought up in a conversation, so I expect the hair to start to fly . . . . and soon.
Start of the week. Get through today and you are already working the downhill. Till then.
July 19th, 2009
Sunday.
Running a lil late, but you can blame the Tour de France for that. The race entered the Alps today, which means the course goes straight up and makes for an entertaining watch.
At the end of the day, Lance Armstrong is now in second place with his teammate, and chief rival, Roberto Contador in Yellow. This is the last week for the Tour, so things are gonna get interesting.
I've over the entire SC Governor story. Now the phuhker is claiming God Will Make Me Better. Better at what? A better liar? A better adulterer? A
hypocritical
politician? Yeah, got a piece of news for you Chief, ain't gonna happen. He can forgive you, but i'm pretty sure God has a special place for politicians.
July 18th, 2009
Saturday.
Fellas, be careful. It's the quiet ones that will get you. According to TSG.com, this little cutie attacked her boyfriend for watching porn. We'll never know
the true story, but the subject is pretty clear. She came home from work while he was "gettin the job done" and she freaked out. He's probably lucky to have gotten off so easy.
Walter Kronkite is dead. Not much to say here other than Geezer guessed this one in the Dead Pool pretty early on. Good job, Geez. Sorry Walter.
A generation of men and boys just spunked themselves upon watching this video. Not only do you have a Star Trek house, but a hologram of Full Metal Jacket to boot. I might have just spunked myself.
It looks as if Kimbo Slice is going TUF. That's "The Ultimate Fighter" for those of you who don't speak UFC-ease. After talking junk about Slice for two years, it appears that
Dana White is ready to jump on the promotional bandwagon that is Kimbo. With his appearance on the upcoming "Ultimate Fighter", Slice hopes to re-establish his name in true MMA circles while possibly picking up some pointers and skills along the way. Good luck on that one buddy. If he manages to win the season, he will be awarded
a "larger than normal" contract to enter the UFC. Just hope it's large enough to fill his ego. Of course, if Kimbo is really as sincere as the article makes him, it could make for a FANtastic story line. I can see him and Brock Lesnar facing off in a main event for the ages. Hell, that might be fun to watch right now.
So I'm not really sure that the kid falling asleep at the wheel is as funny as we think. If the kid nods off this easy with a camera in his face, imagine what he does on a sunny afternoon, by himself, with nothing but the birds singing. Maybe this
is narcolepsy at it's finest. I think the kid needs a short bus helmet for sure.
The World's Fastest Shooter has an 8-shot revolver? Something about that doesn't sound right. Six shots, reload, six shots in less than 3 seconds is impressive no matter how you look at it.
I'm pretty sure I couldn't pull that off with my semi-auto. There would be friendly fire casualties. Death. Destruction. This definitely makes me want to shoot though. Something about the smell of gun powder in the morning.
Is anyone else watching Warehouse 13 on the SyFy Channel? I think I'm gonna end up liking the show, regardless of the title. The premise is: two Secret Service agents are transferred to a super secret location
in South Dakota where they will snag, bag, and tag all those things that we just can't explain. So far we've seen Houdini's wallet, Tesla's ray gun, and a camera that will turn someone into a still life picture . . . temporarily. Of course, we can't forget one of the most important items: a football that when thrown will rotate the Earth. I'm telling ya, gonna
be a good show. I'm sure that SyFy (originally SciFi) will re-air this week's show just as many times as they did the pilot episode, so definitely take the time to catch it. You won't be sorry.
July 14th, 2009
Tuesday.
By far, the BEST roadside sign that I've ever seen. Apparently people in New Zealand have a problem driving when it rains. I'm guessing the Kiwi Chainsaw Massacre sign is going to help that. I'm guessing the nightmares your children will have
should scar them into compliance. According to the Article, since the sign has been put up, fatalities have dropped to ZERO. Hmmmm.... maybe there is some merit to this
after all. I'm
wondering if I put a post on my car showing a bloody face, if people would still get in my way?
Hope your Tuesday goes well. Every thing here is 'steady as she goes', even though I have no idea where she goes. Till tomorrow.
July 13th, 2009
Monday.
I HATE MONDAYS ! ! ! !
I actually had quite a decent update for today; however, I am now forced to delay it until tomorrow. Weather is the culprit. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Well, the fact that I have to be at work and need to put the top on the Jeep before I get there, is making me think it's gonna be one of those days. Figures.
DOUBLE CATCH to celebrate the 13th. That's the best I can do for you. Sorry.
July 12th, 2009
Sunday.
The fights last night were fantastic. Damn good show and well worth the money spent. Before anyone gets excited, the video above IS NOT from UFC 100 last night. It is a compilation of videos that will show you how they got
where they are today. Looking back, I can remember a lot of those earlier ones with Shamrock, Gracie, and Severnson. Those were the days. Multiple fights in one night as only ONE WINNER was crowned each show. How about that for 'last man standing'?? I
really think that the UFC should revert back to that for a few pay-per-views. Have a show for each weight class, and then pile 14-16 fighters in there and at the end of the night, the last man standing is your Champion. That would rock. Who has
Dana White's email?
July 11th, 2009
Saturday.
UFC 100 is tonight and I'm gonna be watching. Brock Lesnar will attempt to avenge his only loss against Frank Mir and that promises to be a barn burner. Several of the other fights should provide fireworks, but it's the Lesnar fight that everyone
is coming to see. Incidentally, it's the first punch in the video above that you need to watch. According to reports, that one punch crushed the orbital lobe of Herring. Considering he was still able to fight and Brock COULD NOT finish him, who knows
how tough Lesnar really is. Personally, I want Michael Bisping to take an ass beating. I'll try to get you a full update tomorrow. Looks as if I may have a
houseful for the event, so you never can tell.
The Tour de France continues today. As I type, Lance Armstrong sits in Third Place, 8 seconds back from the leader. While the main story this year is the
overall return of Lance Armstrong, it's the inner-struggle of Lance's team
that's making the highlights. Drama, i tell you. Drama. As in years past, I am in complete and utter awe of the sheer
athletic prowess of these guys. Whoever said bicycling isn't tough has never
had to climb the Pyrenees.
July 10th, 2009
Friday.
I wanna play !!!! Pretty sure I wouldn't last more than a minute on this course. Hell, I'd be lucky to make it through the first curve. Can't even imagine doing doughnuts in a box. Out of control. Now i have to jump in the Jeep and go speed through
the mall parking lot. Tour-ons be damned!
Yesterday was boobs, today is butts. Your Featured Friday pics are all thong pictures. Plus, it's always nice to have a Thong Gallery to look at as well. There's
always the Pretty Panty Post on our own Forum as well. What better way to end your week?
DON'T FORGET: It's Free Chicken Sandwich Day at Chic Filet. You have to dress like a cow to get the food, but I think
you can handle that. Hell, put on any shirt with Rosie O'Donnell on the front and you'll be golden.
ONE SPOT REMAINS in our 2009 Fantasy Football Game. If you have been thinking about joining, NOW IS THE TIME. One spot remains which instantly tells me
this year is going to be FANTASTIC ! ! Hurry up and join today.
Group ID: 50370 Group Password: shark13
Seeing that it's Friday, and it's been such a long time, figured I'd share some galleries with you. Unlike the links above, consider ALL of these NSFW.
Alexis Angel sure does like white. White outfit, white hair, nice ass. Go figure.
Kari Sweets shows why soccer is the most popular sport in the World. She needs to score a hardcore video shoot. But that's just my opinion.
Nothing finishes up the week, and a post, like 4 Girls Stripping. Remember when we made fun of the East European women? watDhell were We thinking?
Have a GREAT WEEKEND. I plan to.
July 9th, 2009
Thursday.
That's right, dress like a cow and Get Free Chicken. The offer is only good TOMORROW, so dust off your cow costume and polish up your cowbell. It's a free meal for very little effort.
The only thing better would be . . . . . more cowbell.
Who says that toys are for kids? After watching this Hot Chick Hula, I may have to buy some
roller skates for the Hell of it. Girl
definitely has some moves. Pretty cool shot with the bridge in the back as well.
Speaking of moves, I want to take part in the Bra Test Rollercoaster. I'm pretty sure that the Theme Park would get A LOT more business if they help
events like this one.
And finally . . . . today is all about Big Bjoobies !!. Got to love the mammaries. Believe it or not, this is actually SFW, but i'm not sure
i'd recommend it.
New definition of Sex On The Beach. Looks like I'm walking on the wrong part of the beach.
Leave it to Amsterdam to Give Aid To Those In Need. The oldest professionals need free checking too dammit.
July 7th, 2009
Tuesday.
Now THAT is a remote control "toy" that i can get into. Almost literally. Look at the size of that beast. Holy Hell. No wonder Jed and the boys had problems with these phuhks during the Communist
aggression. (Oh wait... that was a movie, sorry.) I guess the only things more impressive than its looks is the sound
it makes firing up and the actual controls. Damn good piloting skills, just to get it off the ground. Yup . . . . I want one.
Of course, only an Eastern block resident plays with the Russian heli while us damn Yanks are playing with Real Fire Power
Helicopter. This is the type of thing the Army needs to advertise on TV. You'd better believe I'd pilot something like this
rite down the middle of the street in Afghanny-town. No recoil effects are what impresses me the most. Take one of these as well.
All for today. My household is under Baby Alert - Defcon 3, so my thoughts are elsewhere. Hope your day goes well and I'll keep you updated on other things as they develop.
July 6th, 2009
Monday.
Who needs a Wii when you have Vinnie?
Hope your weekend went well. If you did anything interesting, let me know.
July 5th, 2009
Sunday.
"The A hole tastes funny". Only a Hardee's commercial can provide such dialogue. For the record, I tried Hardee's biscuit holes over the weekend. The order of holes I got may actually persuade me back to the veggie side. Sorry Hardee's. Your white stuff just wasn't enough to slather all the holes with. You can't enjoy
holes without a lot of white stuff. Maybe Paris Hilton finished off the good goo during her last commercial.
Sooooooooo the trip to Freestyle Music Park. I'm glad I only paid $5. Hell, if not for the sheer novelty of seeing the place, I may have wanted some change. The $7 fee to park is just rude and i suppose it's a foreshadowing of
what's inside. Stood in line for about 40 minutes just to get entrance to the park. Once inside, we made a direct path to the "Time Machine" rollercoaster. The wait in line wasn't that bad, especially since most of it was under shelter and had a good wind flow through it.
The actual one and a half minute ride was the highlight of the visit and the only thing that made the rest of the park worthwhile. I got off the ride mildly disoriented and Franco even said it made his legs wobbly. Both are side effects of a FANTASTIC rollercoaster ride. You have music blaring in your ears the entire time; however, I seemed
to block it out after the first decent. Several of the inversions leave you feeling completely weightless, which was pretty damn cool as well.
After exiting the ride, we immediately headed to the next one. Unfortunately, there was a 75 minute wait for the 75 second ride. Just wasn't feeling that. We soon found that scene repeated at the next two
rollercoaster's as well. I need to point out that these ARE NOT big rides. Time Machine, by far, is the showcase of the park. After that, you don't
have much in the way of entertainment.
Maximum RPM has cars that look like.... cars. Mini Cooper rollercoaster cars. The only other thing to note: you are taken to the top of the first hill via a ferris wheel.
The Iron Horse was originally called "Life in the Fast Lane", hence the music selection. Nothing really worth commenting here either, other than the wait line was completely outdoors with no shade.
And there ya go. The only other "rides" in the park, I would consider kid rides or not worth posting. Now you tell me, is that worth a $39.95 ticket? Bankrupt by Fall. That's my guess.
July 4th, 2009
Saturday.
HAPPY INDEPENDECE DAY ! ! !
I hope you have a fun and safe holiday today. If by some chance you've lost sight of what today is about, Read the Reason. Now get out there and celebrate with a purpose.
The Tour de France starts today!! Lance Armstrong returns to the saddle after a 3 year hiatus, so this is shaping up to be a fantastic race.
Running from Saturday July 4th to Sunday July 26th 2009, the 96th Tour de France will be made up of 21 stages and will cover a total distance of 3,500 kilometres.
Looks like I may get to visit the former Hard Rock Park afterall. Their 4th of July Special looks too good to pass up.
Hell, for $5 a ticket, I might even get my money's worth. (tickets are usually $30-$40 each) I don't really expect the park to make it, so better enjoy it now.
Erin Avery is the Featured Friday Catch of the Day. Enjoy.
July 2nd, 2009
Thursday.
Swords & Sandals is your time killer for today. After getting so much positive response from Kill the Castle, I couldn't resist another
medieval game. S&S is pretty simple to learn. You must equip, level up, and fight your way from lowly prisoner scum to Gladiator
extraordinaire. While it's easy to learn, it's not that
easy to beat. I managed a meager record of 25 wins and 7 loses, and made it to the final round of the third tournament. I don't really have a great strategy to share with you as of yet, but i'm working on it.
One drawback I should warn you of. You can't save your game or your character. The option to do so is given; however, the company has changed names and a newer version of the game is
for sale. With that said, beef up your guy and kill as much as possible. If you beat my record, let me know.
July 1st, 2009
Wednesday.
Hopefully now all the MJ hype will die down. I'm honestly kinda tired of hearing about it. And is anyone really surprised that Joe Jackson acts the way he does? HELLO!! Look at his son. Hell, look at that entire family.
The Elephant Man could be a blood relative of the Jackon's and it wouldn't surprise me.
Has anyone else been watching the second season of True Blood?? After three episodes, I think it's safe to say that the second season will
be just as good, if not better. Lots more to take in this season as Sookie realizes that "normal" may not be normal at all. Maybe I'll squeeze in a complete re-cap tomorrow so that everyone can see what they are missing.
All for today. Turns out that my Hump Day is my Friday as far as work goes. After my nine hours today, I'm done until Monday. Got to love those floating holidays. With that said, what does everyone have planned for the weekend? Let me know if it's anything special. Till tomorrow.
