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June 30th, 2010


Wednesday.


If you had the choice, would it be Ice-T's CoCo or George Clooney's Canalis' ?? While choice is a matter of taste, there's no denying that CoCo could kill a small elephant with that body. But now I'm curious as to what would happen if you introduced a William's Sister to the equation.


In case you were wondering, this is why you Unplug the Paper Shredder before doing maintenance. I'm posting this link just as I found it, with a link to the forum page rather than the picture itself. This is HARD CORE folks. While it may not bother you now, you will definitely have a flash back of the picture at some point during the day. If you can't figure out where/how to open the picture, just click HERE. Consider yourself warned.


A quick CONGRATS PEE DEE PRE on his new coaching job. Pre is officially the new Girls Cross Country Coach at Coker College. Pre has always been a road runner and even as children I remember him trodding along the road in the Summer heat. After spending the last few years coaching on the High School level, it's good to see him finally get a chance at the Big Show. Good Luck, Homey.







June 29th, 2010


Tuesday.




Quick repost for you. I finally started to receive some of the things I had "ordered" through Freaky Freddies. If you missed it the first time, it's a website that posts free offers from across the Internet. Some are popular, widely used items, while others can be somewhat obscure. There is NO sign-up required. No bothersome banners or pop-ups. What do you got to lose other than time? Incidentally, while I'm not a fan of mayonnaise, the Herb & Garlic from Kraft is pretty damn good. A few other people are reporting similar results on both the mayo and Freddies.




While I promised this update yesterday via the Forum, you are getting it on the front page today. There are two reasons for such and here is the first: Zilla is in the lead in Fantasy Golf. It's only been one week and it's only one segment of the entire game, but it's his first and it's NOT Budman. (who is killing us in the overall) We'll see how long it lasts. For the record, I had forgot to update my roster before the deadline this past week, thus resulting in my low score. No. Really.



And your second reason for seeing the Fantasy Sports update is because I'm finally doing well enough in NASCAR to talk about it. Of course, this means that I will resume my place in Suck-i-dom and finish last in the overall, but at least I'm sitting pretty right now. (Mental Note to Self: DO NOT use Dale Jr. for the remainder of my life.)







June 28th, 2010


Monday.


Start of the week. Not sure if that's good or bad. Yesterday was an adventure to say the least. Tacy and I left home to do some geocaching under sunny, clear skies. Within an hour, pouring rain. Considering what they weather had forecasted, we figured it was a brief storm. SIX HOURSlater, we were still dodging storms and getting soaked. I only wish I had a picture of us rolling down the dirt road in the middle of the backcountry with an umbrella over the cab of the Jeep. Too much fun, I tell you.

Full Fantasy Sports update later today, so keep checking the Forum.


For those who might be interested, 2010 Fantasy Football Sign-Ups are underway. Last year we filled a complete team and even had enough for possibly a second one. Sign up now and reserve your place.







June 22nd, 2010


Tuesday.





The trip to the dentist went extremely well. Now if that luck will carry over to me travelling home today, I should be O.K. Should being the key word.







June 16th, 2010


Wednesday.


Happy Hump Day. Middle of the week, in the middle of the month that happens to be the middle of the year. Not sure if that is good or bad, but it's a reality.

According to Geezer, it's St. Nipples Day   (NSFW). While i may not be up on all my holidays, i'm definitely down for celebrating this one. Hell, I've even posted CATCH pics to commemorate the occasion.


This holiday must be something. You can now purchase Denise Richard's Fun Bags. Looking at them the situation now, Charlie Sheen may have had the right idea to cut bait on this one.


Tech Squad take note: the iPad CAN Be Sexy. Pretty cool work and idea overall. You had to know that this wasn't far behind the introduction of the iPad.        (NSFW)


Till tomorrow.






June 15th, 2010


Tuesday.




Talk about picking up a chick. At least he had the common courtesy to invite her into his private domain, rather than expose their affair to the public. Damn papparazzi and their cameras.







June 14th, 2010


Monday.


Last night was the start of the third season of HBO's True Blood. To put it simply, the first episode was AWESOME. If the rest of the season is any where close, it will be a knock-out year. Granted, there are a few things that have me hesitant to sing too many praises, but I'm gonna have to wait and see how those play out. I'm not going to dive into this week's episode, but only because there could be spoilers. (That whole Sam & Bill taking a shower in the "hard" Arkansas water is a little different.) By all means you need to catch this weeks episode. You don't want to get behind this early in the game, and I promise that you miss something each week. You can catch a "re-cap", as well as join in the discussion in the True Blood Forum Thread. I'd really like to hear other peoples take on what has and will happen.




A look at the current season of NASCAR shows that I am maintaining my position at the bottom of the list. I looked at my roster near the end of this week's race and initially had 3 out of 4 drivers in the top 12. Somewhat content, I clicked over to my miserable World Cup brackets. Late last night, I clicked back over to my NASCAR and apparently a couple of my drivers passed out before finishing. Not my worst finish, but by no means a good one. Maybe next week.




Fantasy Golf isn't much better as far as my stats go. I started the weekend off in third place for the event, yet somehow finished near the bottom . . . . again. Of course, I had almost the same roster as those who beat me this week, but apparently my "close" wasn't close enough. While I know this one isn't for that many points, I still hate to lose. Who am I kidding? I'm used to losing, I'd just like to see the front of the pack before I do.


All for today. Start of a pretty busy week leading up to Father's Day. Get your cards in the mail now.







June 13th, 2010


Sunday.


Another Sunday and another day of sports on TV. I'm going to pass the DOUBLE CATCH off until tomorrow. Between a late update, company at the house, and a very low visit rate on Sundays, I figured it best for us all.

With being said and done, I'm out of here for now. Definitely more tomorrow when I have the time and opportunity. Till then.






June 12th, 2010


Saturday.


Not much here today. I'm trying to fit a ton of stuff into a small amount of time, so I have to keep this brief. The World Cup continues, for those who are actually interested. To be honest, the more i watch, the more I like. You can never say that soccer is a lazy sport, that's for sure. As far as my picks go, I'm 0-3 since Greece lost to South Korea. Figures.

Hope your Saturday goes well. Till tomorrow.






June 11th, 2010


Friday.




The 2010 FIFA World Cup is underway. With host country South Africa facing Mexico in the opening game, you can expect good games early and often. Most people think that Mexico will walk away with this one, but it's worth noting that NO host country has ever lost in the opening round. I, myself, have Mexico picked to win in the Fantasy League, but I felt compelled to pass along the numbers. Furthermore, a Death In The Mandela Family may be the push South Africa needs. We shall see.


It seems that most online experts (what determines that??) expect Brazil to win. With that in mind, I thought Brazilian model Sandy Summers would be nice for your DOUBLE CATCH FEATURED FRIDAY. Score.


Dog may be man's best friend, but after watching these Boston Terrier Dog Tricks, I'm thinking that Woman has a say in that matter as well. Have to admit, that last one is pretty damn good.


I spent a short time in Dallas, Texas and trust me, this is NOT HOW TO FLY OUT OF DFW AIRPORT. In-credible. I've watched this about a dozen times and I'm sure I'll see it a dozen more. To get the full effect, make sure to note the time stamp in the corner of the video. Now realize that the driver was drunk . . . . of course. Considering it's the Internet, this is For Those Who Don't Believe It's Real. Awesome.


Hope your Friday goes well. Enjoy the weekend and stay safe.






June 10th, 2010


Thursday.




watDhell. Yes, please?? While the clip above may or may not lead to a movie, a Mortal Kombat Reboot would be fantabulous. If it were to look like this video, SUPER fantabulous. We can only hope.


Just when I thought my poor home state couldn't get any uglier on the political front, Mystery Senate Nominee Has Pending Charges. If I thought this guy was for real, I would suggest giving him a break. He was trying to pick up a girl by using porn on the computer. I can't hate him for that. Granted, it's probably much, MUCH worse, but still, it wasn't murder or even drunk driving. Regardless, I don't expect Mr. Greene to go far in politics, but he's done gonna the extra mile in further making us look like idiots. Tanks.


LAST DAY to sign up for Fantasy World Cup Soccer. The games start Friday, so you'd better hurry. The set-up is basically pick the brackets; however, you have to supply a score, so it can take some time. Most of us currently signed up have NO IDEA on who is even playing, so you definitely have a chance to win right out of the gate.







June 9th, 2010


Wednesday.




Now here is an interesting take on my favorite game, Monster Hunter Tri. Before you take ANYTHING this guy says seriously, I should warn you: he hates EVERY GAME. No, really. You can sort through any of the Zero Punctuation Game Reviews and you will be extremely hard pressed to find a game that this guy does like. What you will find, however, is one hilarious mo-fro that talks really, REALLY fast. Awesome to watch. Fun to hear. Now go buy Monster Hunter and do some killing with me and Bud.


On the local front, the Myrtle Beach Helmet Law Is No More. Two years ago, my fair city decided to intact several new laws that would restrict motorcycle use, thus driving off the two bike weeks in May. From Day #1 everyone has screamed that the "Required Helmet For Everyone In The City Limits Law" was unconstitutional considering the State only requires you to be 21. Two years later, the law achieved it's purpose with overall attendance to Bike Events being down 85%. Two years and one month later, the law is no more. Funny on that timing thing isn't it?? Long story short: you can once again go lidless in Myrtle Beach, but they still don't want Bike Weeks.







June 8th, 2010


Tuesday.




WOW!! Trust me when I tell you that Mr. Dragon's Fire Chips are absolutely AWESOME. If you are a fan of wasabi, these are a MUST TRY. I found these last night at a local grocery store and as my luck would have it, it was the last bag. So now the hunt begins to see how many of these I can horde before they go away in July. Just in case you don't believe my taste buds, Trust Someone Else's.

Speaking of a limited time, these are your last days to sign up for Fantasy World Cup Soccer. The games start Friday, so you'd better hurry. The set-up is basically pick the brackets; however, you have to supply a score, so it can take some time. Most of us currently signed up have NO IDEA on who is even playing, so you definitely have a chance to win right out of the gate.







June 7th, 2010


Monday.




What a good song to start the week with . . . . . .




I thought I had an easy win this week, up until the last 5-6 laps. Granted, I only watched the last 6 laps, so I'm not exactly sure how easy it really was, but you get my drift. The standings above are for the current season and not for the overall year. Believe me, I'm much lower on that list which is why you are seeing this one. Maybe next week.



My Fantasy Golf game is much like my real golf game . . . . SUX. Thought I was gonna sneak out a win here as well; however, all my golfers apparently were too hungover to play in Sunday's round. Figures. I've still got a little bit of time . . . . but not much.

Speaking of little bit of time, these are your last days to sign up for Fantasy World Cup Soccer. The games start Friday, so you'd better hurry. The set-up is basically pick the brackets; however, you have to supply a score, so it can take some time. Most of us currently signed up have NO IDEA on who is even playing, so you definitely have a chance to win right out of the gate.







June 6th, 2010


Sunday.


After much legal wrangling, it looks as if Gary Coleman will finally be put to rest. In usual Hollywood fashion, you can expect all All-Star turnout to see Gary's Personalized Casket, complete with his name on it. Maybe that ex-wife of his isn't that bad after all.


Fantasy sports players, this is your last week to sign up for Fantasy World Cup Soccer. The games start Friday, so you'd better hurry. The set-up is basically pick the brackets; however, you have to supply a score, so it can take some time. Most of us currently signed up have NO IDEA on who is even playing, so you definitely have a chance to win right out of the gate.


Hope your Sunday goes well. I was looking forward to a day of rest at home, but I can see storm clouds a blowing. Till tomorrow.






June 5th, 2010


Saturday.


Lazy Day. Lazy Day. Saturdays are the best . . . . sometimes. Bud and his family arrived late last night for their family vacation. After a few hours of Monster Hunter last night, I'm looking forward to a down day today. With the way things have been going as of late, it will be nice to get some rest. Till tomorrow.






June 4th, 2010


Friday.




NATIONAL DOUGHNUT DAY ! ! ! ! !


No better way to start the weekend than with FREE DOUGHNUTS !!! In celebrating National Doughnut Day (yes, it's a real holiday), Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Doughnuts are both giving away free doughnuts. In all fairness, Krispy is truly giving you a free doughnut, while Dunkin requires you purchase a beverage. I suppose if you are on the road, you would need a drink any way, so maybe that's no big deal. With Krispy, you can just walk in the door and get a free slice of goodness.

For the record, I was at my closest Krispy at 7:00 a.m. and they were not quite ready for the day. If you have questions or concerns, you can check the participating stores list. I called back a little later in the morning (read: 7:15 a.m.) and my Kreme is now fully on-board with the promotion. Guess who is going back out after this update??


Hope your weekend goes well. Mine looks to be busy but at least the Sun is out and the temperature is hot. Till tomorrow.






June 3rd, 2010


Thursday.




Today I cry. While i knew it would eventually happen, I've long feared the day that Ken Griffey Jr. Retires from baseball. He will ALWAYS be my favorite baseball player of all time and will also be the reason I don't watch another game. "The Kid" was one of the classiest cats to ever play the game, and boy did he play. 13 All-Star appearances, 630 homers—fifth on the career list—and 1,836 RBIs over his career will hopefully make him a First Ballot Hall of Famer. More than his stats though was the way he played the game. Always 110%, Always a team player, NEVER a controversy. In this day and age of steroids and drugs, Junior was NEVER even mentioned.

I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Griffey Jr. once. I have a signed bat and a couple of jerseys. Two rookie cards (Tops and Upper Deck) and more assorted crazy memorabilia than you can imagine (t-shirt in a can anyone?). This season was the first in a long time that I had actually started watching the game again. Junior was back with the Mariners and a lot of good games were taking place. Now I guess I'll go back to watching NetFlix every day. Good Luck Ken Griffey. Thanks for the good times. I miss you already.


On the subject of baseball, did you hear the one about the Perfect Game That Never Was ?? Basically, with one out in the bottom of the 9th inning, a perfect game hanging in the balance, the first base umpire blew the call. And BAD. Obviously bad. So bad that the umpire in question went to the locker room after the game and apologized. For those of you who don't know, a perfect game is when NO ONE reaches a base, for any reason. No walks. No hits. No opponents shoes touching a bag. Only 20 have been achieved EVER, and this would have been the third this year. This would have been the Detroit Tigers first EVER. Way to go Fatty. I'd move to France now, because you have just made EVERY SINGLE BLOOPER REEL for the next 40 years.


Hope your day goes well. Not sure what to expect of mine. Bad weather is looming, so it could be a sofa day. Till tomorrow.






June 2nd, 2010


Wednesday.




Have at it. The Kendra Sex Tape is out and I'm offering it to you for FREE. In all fairness, people all over the Internet are offering for it FREE, I'm just helping the flow. I've placed a bunch of different links so you have several different options to download. PLEASE NOTE: some of these download links are getting shut down soon after opening. I'll TRY to keep as many links fresh and open as possible. If you need help, let me know.

As far as the video itself goes, don't get too worked up before you watch it. I'm just NOT IMPRESSED. The video is pre-surgery, but she still has a pretty nice body. Kendra has NO RHYTHM. Watching her dance was painful for me. Maybe she can breakdance better?? Then of course, you have the dude in the video. Opie Taylor gone urban. All I'm gonna say.


Hope your Wednesday goes well. It's all downhill from here.






June 1st, 2010


Tuesday.


First day of June and I'm already running late. watDhell?? I've actually got a house full of company, so I'm not gonna be here long. Pics are here and i'm gone. Till tomorrow.






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