I've had the extreme pleasure of catching some of Warren Miller's Films over the past few months.
Mr. Miller has been filming snow skiiers and surfers since the 50's and believe me, he's VERY good at it. EVERYYEAR Warren has shot, produced, and published a video featuring
the BEST the sport has to offer at that time. While I could sit here and ramble on about all the cool snow shit I've seen, I'd much rather show you some of the COOLEST shit I've seen.
The Squirrel Suit has to be the most extreme phuhking "sport" that I've EVER seen. Your nylon jumpsuit is webbed under the arms and between the legs. You are basically a flying squirrel. Now I
saw the clip above on a Miller Film and it had me wondering exactly what else is out there.
Ioic Jean Albert, in my opinion, is the king of the sport. If you need any proof, check out The Most Incredible FLYING Video you will
EVER see. And from what I hear, his hand reallly does scrape that cliff. Can you imagine those cars driving up the mountain? Awesome stuff here.
Found a nice compilation of Squirrel Suit Vids all bundled into a nice, exciting clip. I'm telling you . . . . .
these dudes are CRAZY. I'm jealous as Hell. Looks like it would be a blast. I'm not that crazy, but I'm definitely jealous.
Short week this week. Keep your head up and your eye on the prize. It'll be Thursday before you know it.
June 29th, 2008
Sunday.
I don't think I'll be complaining about my bad luck any more . . . . .
Boy Decapitated By Batman - Thankfully,
no one is blaming Six Flags. I mean, every thing i've read says that the kid jumped over clearly marked fences and disobeyed lots of signs. Somehow i bet they will
end up closing this ride before I ever get to ride it. WatDhell. As far as the kid who was killed, he was attending the park with his family and church group and no names
have been disclosed as of yet. Tough luck here. Jump a fence to retrieve your hat . . . . lose your head.
Then you have the story of Daniel Lewis. Mr. Lewis had suffered a stroke some time back and was finally resting in his home. At the urging and insistence of family members,
Mr. Lewis was rolled outside his home to enjoy some fresh air. Mr. Lewis was Shot and Killed
By Drug Dealers. WatDhell. Details are still sketchy, but initial reports say that a drug dealers "errant shot" struck Mr. Lewis in the chest causing his death
about an hour later. Should have stayed inside, huh? Fresh air is good for you? I wonder who in his family owed the drug dealer? Didn't think about it like that, huh?
And finally, on a lighter note, the L.A. Dodgers beat the L.A. Angels Without Hitting The Ball.
Only accomplished a handful of times before, the Dodgers squeaked by the Angels without "officially" logging a hit. Sacrifice fly, maybe. But not a recorded hit. Doesn't really mean anything other than it was very, very boring game.
June 28th, 2008
Saturday.
A little something to get your Saturday started. Ol' Elton looks a might different back then, don't he? Apparently he's always had his
"fashion sense"; however, he also appears to have NEVER had hair.
Regardless, this is one of my favorite E.J. songs and felt it quiet appropriate for today.
I'm not sure who "BigFootBubba" is, but I think that someone should warn him NOT to Mess With The Lizard Man.
NO, not Jim Morrison. That's Lizard King. The Lizard MAN is South Carolinas version of Big Foot. Except rather than a big, hairy, flea ridden, upright walking gorilla, we shave a
big, scaly, upright walking skank. What can I say? We doing things a might different
in these parts. BigGoofBubba doesn't do the story justice; however, I thought you might find a little humor in his presentation.
FOR THE RECORD . . . .. just in case you don't believe a word in the above film clip: Here is what CNN Reported On Lizard Man.
Well damn, that does appear to be some damage to his van. And that definitely does appear to be a Gloc .40 with a laser sight that the old man is chambering a round into. Welcome to South Carolina, beyotches.
While on the subject of guns, imagine 1,000,000 Rounds Per Minute. I can see Ralf turkey hunting with one of these
in no time.
And finally, if you are gonna let your girl shoot your .50 caliber handgun, please Warn Her of Recoil. Something like this happens on the range with me, I'm
probably taking the second bullet to the chest.
Hope your Saturday goes well.
June 27th, 2008
Friday.
I'm definitely glad it's the weekend. I need this one, and bad. Nothing really big planned other than trying to catch up on sleep and housework.
The Dust Bunnies appearing to be organizing a coup, so I figure I'd better do something.
How do you explain A Train On Your Car?? I just don't think my local
insurance guy is gonna buy that story. Then again, as close as it got to that building, I'm thinking a car is a small price to pay.
And who says nothing beautiful ever comes Out of Mother Russia?? I'm not sure what sport these gals are
cheering at, but I'm definitely a fan. In fact . . . . . what sport are they cheering at?
A taste of the East for your Feature Friday. For the record, the first Catch Pic comes from a Playboy set that I would consider one of the best Asian model shoots ever. Diem Nguyen is the girls name
and she is SMOKIN HOT. I was tempted to post the entire set, but I'll probably save that for the forum.
Have a headache? Just Scratch Your Brain. Someone has apparently watched "The Fly" one too many times.
Guess this make Halloween pretty easy, huh?
And finally, for Laz and Violet, 50 Hot Versions of Wonder Woman. I'm still wishing it would have been her outfit that
was invisible rather than her jet.
Hope your day goes well. See ya back here tomorrow.
June 26th, 2008
Thursday.
Almost the weekend. Cant' wait. It's has been a very, VERY long week and i need some sleep. The eye problem eventually righted itself without me having to go to the Doctor. Granted, I'm
on my 2nd bottle of eye drops, but whatever it takes. Not much here today. Sorry. Tomorrow . . . . . well that's a different story. Have a good day.
June 25th, 2008
Wednesday. Whistle Along Wednesday.
So I guess I've decided to like Kid Rock again. At least for now. Believe it or not, yesterday was my first time hearing "All Summer Long", and I'm
hooked. Not sure if it's the fact he used "Sweet Home Alabama" in the chorus, or if its the fact that I can relate to most of what the song says. Well . . . .
not the Michigan part, but you know what i mean. I'm wondering where you buy a double decker pontoon boat with a stripper pole installed on the deck. Good damn song.
A few more YouTube videos for you:
Everyone loves a marching band. Every guy loves a marching band comprised of women. (like that's common...) So, of course, I had to go out and find a
Marching Band of Thong Wearing Women. You can thank me later. The song is actually
by Alex Guadino with Crystal Waters on vocals. Very nice damn dance song.
While in this neighborhood, "Put Your Hands Up" is a little more techno than I would prefer; however,
I think the "doctors" will more than make up for it. Oh to be a lab rat. . . . .
And not to leave you all jacked up on ass and E, marinade your mind on a little Nate Dogg (with Snoop) - "Never Leave Me Alone".
It is just plain tough to beat the vocals that Nate can lay down. One damn smooth O.G. there.
Everything about today is Hump Day. Could it possibly be a Hump Week? Definitely not here, I don't see an end in sight to the madness. That's life I suppose. Hope your day goes well. Remember: 'If the rubber side is down on your shoes,
you can't be that bad.' My own personal piece of wisdom for you. Have a good day.
June 24th, 2008
Tuesday.
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . . . . . i'm out of work today. It seems that my left eye prefers the color red over the color white. Or any other color as far as that goes. I'm
off to the doctor this morning to see exactly what's the matter. Did I forget it was 'Talk Like A Pirate Day'?
June 23rd, 2008
Monday. Already?
Hope your weekend went well. Mine was somewhat productive as far as domestic issues go, but no real progress on pages. The Forum is coming together nicely. Even though
we are still low in the member count, it's nice to see new posts almost every time i look.
Speaking of look, it looks as if this is one Parallel Parking Job Gone Bad.
It's not your typical vehicle or parking spot, so what did you expect? The man in the background isn't too fast to move, is he?
Did someone say 'fast'? How about this Fast Intersection Move? Never in a million years could I
be that lucky. And let's be real. That was ALL luck. Too bad he couldn't clip a pedestrian.
Hope your Monday goes well. Spend lots of time in your happy place today. That is, unless its against the law in your state.
June 22nd, 2008
Sunday.
Once again I plan to use my 'Day of Rest' to do just that . . . . . Rest. Hope your Sunday goes well. Go back to bed if you can and grab a little bit of
extra horizontal time. Got a feeling this week is gonna be a doozy.
June 21st, 2008
Saturday.
WELCOME TO SUMMER ! ! !
About damn time. No better way to start the weekend than to officially start Summer. With that said, I actually plan to stay inside ALL day. Go figure.
The next time you feel like doing something nice for me, ORDER ME SOME COFFEE. I'm not a big
coffee bar fan, but I really do enjoy a cup of java in the comfort of my home. (In other words, I ain't gonna pay $5 for a cup that won't taste as good as what I can make at home.) "Lazy Sunday" is some of the BEST coffee
that I've ever had. Fantastic flavor. No aftertaste. Couple that with light sugar and some heavy whipping cream and you have the perfect start to any morning. Unfortunately, I can't find "Lazy Sunday" in any retail
environment
in my area. Guess I'll have to resort to the ol' faithful Internet.
Happy Birthday, Sunray ! !
Speaking of "days", Happy B-day Sunray. Oh the irony of girl's birthday landing on the first day of Summer. If you get a moment, drop by the Forum and give her a shout.
Did I mention that my "crack addiction" returned? The SHRK Alliance is off to a good start with Kendall at the helm. If you get spunky and wanna give it a try, hit the forum for details or drop
me a message for info.
Enjoy your day. Gonna run out early then retreat back to my cave. Who knows? Maybe I'll get some work done on the page and forum. Yeah . . . . right.
June 20th, 2008
Friday.
End of the week and about damn time. While this week has definitely been an improvement over the one before, I'm still waiting for an elephant to
fall through my house. Maybe a Saturday will help.
Speaking of help, I probably could have used some for today's update. No kinda form or flow today. Just some links to chicks, either fighting or dancing. Good
combination, huh? Hope you enjoy.
I've posted many a chick fight before, but this is definitely considered Extreme Girl Fighting.
Next thing you know, SpikeTV will have a reality show: America's Ultimate Extreme Model. Let Tyra Banks crawl in the ring with a few of these babes.
For all you music lovers, here's a nice smattering of web cam girls shaking their booty's. God I love the Internet.
Today's Feature is all about Red Heads. I'm not really happy with my picture selections overall, but Red Heads will always have a special place. (cue the Karma Sutra/porn music)
Hope your Friday goes well. Tomorrow you can sleep.
June 19th, 2008
Thursday.
There is no better way to get in the patriotic mood than to sing a song. Of course, this version of "God Bless America" is a little
different. There is no singing. All of the instruments involved are kazoos. The girl doesn't use her hands for a majority of the time. And I'll definitely leave it at that. Very funny video regardless.
Extreme Table Tennis anyone?? This is why Bud and I can't work together in the same office.
Of course, we'd be playing with baseball bats, chest protection, and probably
someone's glass eye. Service.
Hope your Thursday goes well. Finish today and it's the weekend ahead of you.
June 18th, 2008
Wednesday.
I've heard rumors that a few of my watDhellions are planning to enter the Red Bull Soap Box Derby.
I am SOOOOOO jealous it's not funny. Competition is still a few months off, but hopefully the team will be ready. In their honor, here are a few vids from previous years
contests.
Not much here today. A trip to the chiropractor yesterday has me in more pain today than when it originally happened. Watdhell is that about? I'm not a regular visitor to the
"bone cracker"; however, after a camping trip injury a few years back, I do believe they can help. Of course, that's the chiropractor we're talking about here. I guess when they told me I'd be seeing
an "associate" rather than the Doc, I should have just walked away. Live and learn, I suppose. More like: live, learn, and limp.
One quick Requested Repost: Automatic Ball Bouncer was one of the greatest
animal toys i've seen in a long time. Leave it to the French/Canadians to come up with something cool . . . . . even for a lil yippee dog. BTW, since I lost the Archives, if there is something you'd like to see again, please
let me know.
Hope your Tuesday rolls along behind or beside, and not over you. Till tomorrow.
June 16th, 2008
Monday. Monday. Can't trust that day.
You know I have a thing for rally cars. Well, I guess the correct phrase is: I love a good Rally Car Wreck Video. While I never wish
bad on anyone, it is fun to watch people scatter as an out of control vehicle speeds directly at them. Good air time in this one, both on the car and the bodies.
This Chick Slides Into The Fridge. Not really watdhell this is about. I'm pretty sure you could find a much
longer hallway somewhere in the mental hospital down the street. Only way this works is if the floor is covered in Wet, the chicks are wet and sliding into a kiddie pool of cherry flavored Jello.
Now that's a good time had by all.
Speaking of hospitals, can someone call the Broken Neck Unit for the Flying Swing Girl??? Now, I'm still thinking this whole contraption is pretty fun to play on. But of course,
I'm also thinking of the age old question: "What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?"
And finally, if you didn't watch yesterday's "final" round of the U.S. Open, you truly missed out. I know that golf is very, VERY boring to watch on TV, but every
once in a while something special happens. The reality is that both Saturday and Sunday were those types of days, but I missed Saturday's round, so I can't truly comment there. I do know that by the highlights, Tiger lit it up as only he can. Yesterday was truly a great round of golf to watch no matter who you pulled for.
With 4 to 5 people all in contention, it finally came down the final putt on the final hole to force a two player tie breaker scheduled for today. It was truly an edge of your seat sporting experience, if you
can believe that. Magic i tell you. Magic.
Hope your Monday goes well. Back to the grind.
June 15th, 2008
Sunday.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ! ! !
Mad props to all my Pops out there today. Make sure to call your own Father today and tell him how much you love and appreciate him. It doesn't have to
be the donor. It's the Dad that counts.
June 14th, 2008
Saturday.
Today is the last day for Sun Fun Week here at the Beach. Basically, Sun Fun is when all the high school graduates come down and run wild with no parental guidance in
any way, shape, form, or fashion. It can be a lot of fun . . . . for about 10 minutes. Then I'm over it. I would really like to be able to walk into my local gas station without being
accosted by some kid punks wanting 40's and wine coolers. Of course, I can't say much. The night Bud and I graduated, we had a Slight Car Incident
ourselves. Nothing that belonged to us was damaged or injured. Can't say the same for that poor little girl's car down the street. Still not sure how all those eggs ended up in the interior.
Then you have the Ol' Up and Over. Now that's just plain rude. I'm not really sure why the description
says it was insurance money. That looks a little too damn painful for ANY amount of money. Besides, I'm pretty sure the car didnot stop to leave it's personal information. Of course, you know this gives me a great idea for check out time this morning.
For all you hardcore freaks, I'm proud to announce the "re-opening" of the Dungeon Section of the Forum. While it's still a little sparse right now, I'm personally planning to add
quite a few files over the next few days. Hopefully my watDhellions won't let me down and can post some of their own sick shit. (don't lie you bass turds. i know you have it.) Feel free to join us over at watDhell.com on the
forums. It's a nice, small, intimate group of fools and freaks. Lil something for every one, i'd say. If not now, there will be soon.
June 13th, 2008
Friday . . . . the 13th.
It's about damn time that i had a good day. And you'd better believe it's gonna be today, dammit. DOUBLE CATCH for the 13th, and not to disappoint,
it's Feature Friday. Body Parts. Why worry about hair and eye color, when it's the body parts you really enjoy?
I hear that Kendall is out of town this weekend. I wonder if he's working on his Homemade Rollercoaster??
We all know he's got the ladders, the trees, and the death wish for it.
Guess this Jet Explosion is a good reason on why we don't hear much about the Russian Navy. No real chance to bail out on that one. Then
again, pretty easy to clean up. Bulldoze that beyotch right off the deck.
Hope your Friday goes well. Buck the traditional traditions and 'carpe the living shit out of the diem'. Till tomorrow.
June 12th, 2008
Thursday.
Hmmm . . . . .. . I know there is some stuff I want to post here. I'm just not sure where i put it. Let's see . . . .
Fantasy Football Registration is currently underway for the upcoming
NFL season. If you've been around for any length of time, you'll know that this turns out to be a big deal. My newly found obsession on the NFL can be solely blamed on Fantasy Football.
We really do have that much fun. The link is to the forum thread with all the pertinent information. If you have any questions, let me know.
Not a single one of mine compares to this Really Bad Day. Somewhere an insurance
agent just soiled himself and passed out.
I'll be the first to admit, i have NO CLUE who Amy Winehouse is. I have NO DESIRE to find out. However, it seems she sang a little tune, won a shitload of Grammy's,
and now sings Racist Songs On Video. Watdhell.
Every time i hear this girl it's usually associated with the words heroin and overdose. Hmmmm.... i need to go start a Dead Pool Thread.
So, I had this lead in joke about fat, beer drinking men and their pets, but i'd rather just say: that's one Well Trained Dog.
When you can teach it how to use a toilet and NOT slobber all the time, call me.
Hope your Thursday goes well. Make it through today, and the weekend is yours.
June 10th, 2008
Tuesday.
Back when I was a child, I was a big fan of 'wrasslin'. Notice the phrase, "..as a child". I never was the one to believe it was real; however, it was always
fun to watch. I only wish I could have seen this guy Fall From The Ropes.
I imagine he's pretty thankful he fell inward as opposed to outward. He also did a good job of covering it up there at the end. I told you it was fun to watch.
Drivemoticon - Someone is going to get killed. Don't get me wrong, FANTASTIC idea, just
not a good scene at some point. Personally, I'm waiting for the NC-17 version. Instead of smilies, it flips you the finger, bare ass moons you, and solicits prostitutes all with the touch of a button. Technology is great.
And finally, i'm not really sure how to take this one. Either this guy is hilarious funny or he's going to jail. Dad Tapes Son To Chair.
Tomorrow is the video of DSS kicking in his door and draggin him out by his ear. That or a video of the kid stabbing his dad 1,000 times with a sharpened crayola.
Another day . . . . .
June 9th, 2008
Monday.
We all know that Hollywood does it wrong when it comes to the "reality" of things. Granted, that's what Hollywood is supposed to do, but in some cases, things are just over-dumb. Case in point,
the age old tale of The Pistol Silencer. Or should I say, suppressor?
For anyone who has ever been around guns, this is a 'no-brainer'; however, it's kinda fun watching 70's Super Dave go through the entire process. For some strange reason, I now want to
play a few rounds of SOCOM. watDhell is that about?
I'm pretty sure this next guy is going to be in a LOT of trouble. What else would you expect when you Misfire A Shotgun??
Considering it was a few inches from girl's head, I'm thinking this dude may be dead himself. I wonder if this had anything to do with the fact that it was April 20th ??
And finally, it wouldn't be a gun post without The Poon Pistol. I'm not sure which is more impressive:
the range and accuracy of this girl or the stupidity of the one sitting behind the balloon. One day I'll tell you the story of the girl i saw with a candle. . . . . .
All for now. Back to the grind today, but I won't complain yet. Had a great weekend with the family, so the 'Nice' batteries are fully charged. Of course, 20 minutes at work and I'll be running on empty there. Oh well, so is the life until
i win the Lotto.
June 8th, 2008
Sunday. Fun Day Sunday.
The family is here this weekend, so this will be brief. My parents and sister drove in yesterday, and it was probably not a moment too soon. In talking with Tacy last night, I can almost
feel the tide shifting back into our favor. Then again, that could be an undertow . . . . .
Angola - "It's Not Like They Say . .". Courtesy of Fazed, this should
definitely be your Sunday read for today. A group of blokes pack up their motorcycles and ride across an entire 3rd World country. They are carrying their fuel, water, and supplies
ON their bikes, and they tend to drink heavily. You can see where the fun begins. Rather a long read, but it has some really, REALLY good photography and the story will keep you until the end. Now I want
to make a trek. Somewhere. Anywhere.
Alright Kiddies. I'm outta here. Going to play tour guide in the 100 degree weather. Till tomorrow.
June 7th, 2008
Saturday.
Gonna be a full weekend, but you won't hear me complain. I'm helping a friend of mine pressure wash a house early in the day, and my folks are driving in later in the day for the
remainder of the weekend. It will be good to see some friendly faces after these last few weeks. No news on the Cherokee as of yet. We're still getting papers and people in order. Not gonna sweat it
any more. Let the damn court settle this shit. If that doesn't make me happy. . . . . I'll just help myself to a few cocktails.
In thinking about it, i'm not sure that Fake ATM Slips are such a good idea. I mean, think about it. Would you really want people around believing
you had that much money? If they were not asking for it, i'm pretty damn sure they'd be beating you for it. And don't even think about trying to pick up some chick with it. At this point in the game, if you ain't actually buying the shit,
you don't mean shit.
Pretty sure this is a repost, but it's just how I feel: Postal. Looks like a pretty stupid movie, but then again,
I haven't shared ALL the details of my times.
June 6th, 2008
Friday.
You've all heard me rant and rave about my Wii. Well, here's Reason #3 To Buy Your Girlfriend a Wii Fit.
Before you ask, NO, that's not me. YES, i do enjoy the same fringe benefits. Who knew video games could be this fun??
Keeping it simple today. Hope you have a great weekend.
June 5th, 2008
Thursday.
With everything that's been going on around here, I thought I'd share some of the madness with you.
Initially i thought the first video was a hoax, especially when he hurled the monitor into the woman's head. After watching the second view, I realize that it's a good thing
I haven't been drinking vodka lately. Good thing for this guy it happened in today's time, and not 20 years ago. Pretty sure they would have just shot him dead there in the office had it been the
old Mother Russia. Can definitely relate to the tantrum, though. Can definitely relate. . . . .
Talk about Having a Bad Day. . . . . while some of these clips will be familiar, I hadn't seen a lot of these. I
would say it makes me feel better about my own luck, but then again, I think it just shows me how much worse it could get. I'm pretty determined, however, to have a much better
day today. If all else fails, I'll simply start laying booby traps just to share my good fortune.
I wanted to give a quick word of 'Thanks' for all the emails and messages concerning the Jeep and the last few days in general. I can only hope that things will get better, but the words of
encouragement always help. You people, my readers, are the only reason I do this, and those types of things justify it all. Hope your day goes well and I'll see ya tomorrow.
June 4th, 2008
Wednesday.
Mental note to self: NEVER say "It can't get any worse" ever again. Briefly: my HOA had my Jeep Cherokee towed because it was parked in a Visitor's space. That IS NOT the issue.
That's still very shitty, but not the issue. It seems that the tow truck company was having "Bring Your Idiot To Work Day", because they phuhked my car up. And when I say phuhked it up, well . . . . .
you take a look.
Now let me ask you, in that last picture, does that tire look like it was drug along the road? Funny, huh? Those nice people at the tow company offered me my tow fee back . . . . . just to help us out. TAKE NOTE:NEVER take the
money back in these situations. Get a receipt, call local law enforcement for a report, and get your car OUT OF THERE. Believe me, that's the best practice. What happens from here, I do not know. Looks
like along with my regular work, I'm going to be working the phones all day as well. I'll post more details as they become available.
June 3rd, 2008
Tuesday.
Just when I think I'm going to be able to break the surface and get some air . . . . . BAM. Something else to sink me.
Not really sure what to type here today. Most of the site re-organization is complete; however, alot remains to be done. At this point, I'm tired. I'm tired
of looking at code. Tired of talking to tech support. Tired of seeing '404' and '403' error messages. To sum it up: I'm borderline burned out. Not to worry though.
A couple of hours in the sun later today should do the trick.
Life Lesson for today: Cats and Birds CAN Live Together. Not sure what to think
on this one. I watched the entire video expecting the cat to eat the bird in the end. Sadly, I was let down. OH well, still some pretty cool stuff here.
DOUBLE CATCH again today to celebrate our Grand Re-opening. Enjoy.
June 2nd, 2008
Monday.
Well damn. It sure feels good to be back in business. What's better is that I finally managed to get BOTH ships back off the ground. That's right,
I am pleased to announce that the WatDhell 4ums are back on the watDhell name.
As most of you know, I've owned watdhell.com for some time and IT is the original home of our forums. Now I'm the proud owner of watdhell.org as well, and it is the current residing place for the current forum. The
.com is still being held by the old host server, but that should be resolved by mid-week. It's worth mentioning that Shark13.net belongs to me as well. Just in case someone
mistypes or can't remember the name . . . .
DOUBLE CATCH to celebrate the "official" re-opening of BOTH sites. Who knows, maybe I'll stretch that out a few days.
I suppose while we are on the subject of nakedness, I could share this little gem with you. I've posted a few "pole" videos here before, and I've personally seen my fair share of
shows in my time. For the record, this Pole Dancing Chick is definitely in the Top 3.
Talent. Pure talent.
Still quite a few things NOT working around here, so bear with me. I'm having to do updates a completely different way, and while it's not that complicated, it's definitely a new routine. Hope your Monday goes well.
