Yeah, it's a completely useless video, but i thought it would make a nice change after the last couple of days. Plus, it makes for scenery. Could use some mustard on that sammich though.
While lightly skirting any dark subjects, I wanted to mention the Dead Pool Contest on the Forum. Simply pick a name of the celebrity that you think will kick off next. Each celebrity can only
be chosen once, so get your name in there early.
After all the tragedy last week, I figured I'd give you something a little different to cry about. Try reading the story of
Adam Bender, One legged baseball player. Talk
about inspiration. These kinds of stories always seem to make your day go better. (and NOT because your telling jokes on the matter.) Hell, I can't play baseball
that well and I have all my appendages.
TMZ.com is reporting that the 50 year old pitchman was found unresponsive in his home around 7:45 a.m. Billy Mays had just completed
filming a new commercial for OxiClean and had no prior health issues. While I could take this whole thing and run with it, i'm gonna let this story develop a little more. So where does that put us? 5 celebs?
One more to complete "the three's"?? Incidentally, i've started a Dead Pool Contest on the Forum. You might better get your pick listed early.
They are dropping like flies.
Now i'm not a surfer, but that looks pretty damn impressive. In fact, i'm pretty sure that's impressive to even the good surfers. A rodeo flip is pretty damn difficult even on a skateboard on the still Earth. Now imagine trying to pull that off
on a moving wave. Incredible.
June 27th, 2009
Saturday.
Speed Riding has to be an incredible rush. Zipping along the Earth on a pair of snow
skis with a parachute strapped to your back. Floating down the mountain while dragging your feet on the smallest of snow clusters. Beautiful. Crazy as Hell, but beautiful. My first
introduction came via a Warren Miller flick. To hate the cold as much as I do, I really LOVE watching me some Warren Miller.
2009 Fantasy Football Sign Ups are underway. ELEVEN TEAMS have signed up as of today, so hurry up and get in. If you are a new player, your place in the draft is decided on a first come, first serve basis.
Returning players know the deal on their draft spots. It is FREE TO PLAY and we always have a great time. Last year we had 18 players, so I would love to top 20 this season. If you have comments or questions, hit the Fantasy Football Thread on the forum.
Group ID: 50370 Group Password: shark13
I should also mention that several of us are forming a second football league that will require a registration fee; HOWEVER, it involves
CASH MONEY PRIZES for first and second place. If you think you might be interested, you can read up on the DETAILS HERE. We
will be using Yahoo and PayPal, so everything is secure and guaranteed. If you have any questions, let me know.
The King of Pop is dead. Michael Jackson, age 50, passed away from cardiac arrest yesterday. In other news, The Boy Scouts of America have dropped their Danger Alert Level to yellow and are once again allowing the Scouts to wear short sleeve shirts and pants. Kool-Aid and funny tasting soda's are still
being monitored.
Teenage knuckle bangers the World over have lost an icon. Farrah Fawcett passed away yesterday after a long battle with cancer. Charlie is not scheduled to attend the services.
Farrah Fawcett reached the gates of Heaven and St. Peter asked her "What is your one true wish?"
Fawcett replied "I would like all the children of the world to be safe."
So God killed Michael Jackson.
Enjoy your Friday. Busty Blondes are your Featured Catch as a way of saying "Goodbye".
June 25th, 2009
Thursday.
Oh man. Well Mr. Governor, looks as if you've Shit In Your Nest now. It seems that my dear Governor has gotten himself into a helluva mess. First, he goes missing for seven days. Usually no big deal for a politician, wish more would disappear; however, even
the Gov's family was "clueless". Now the entire string of lies has unraveled and we are left with, "I'm sorry." In my World, that just don't cut it. Now don't get me wrong, Mr. Mark is human and these things happen, but Mark is also a Republican who walks the high and mighty moral line. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Mr. Sanford has garnered recent media attention for his refusal to take stimulus money. His main reason for such a move was to pad his race for the White House in 2012. Don't see that happening now. And in fact, this would also take a chunk out of that 'sanctity of marriage' bit everyone keeps screaming as well. Why shouldn't gays be allowed to marry
when all the straight people keep phuhking it up? With OVER HALF of all marriages ending in divorce, can the straight people really say it's sacred? Why not let the Gay's have a crack at it? They deserve the same chance to be happy or miserable as anyone else. Maybe that's it. Maybe the moral high grounders are really just afraid that the gay community
will do marriage better than the norm. It will definitely be more stylish weddings.
It will be interesting to see if Sanford stays in office or does the honorable thing and falls upon his sword. I fully expect they will have to drag him from office, kicking and screaming. That's the problem with the
finger pointers, they never seem to point at themselves. It will interesting to see how this plays out. In the meantime, hope your
Thursday goes well. Till tomorrow.
June 24th, 2009
Wednesday.
Hump Day. I would love to sit here and talk about how much I hate Wednesdays and the like, but it seems that the Curse of the Hump has hit again and I have
five minutes to get out the door. Hope the middle of your week goes well. Just a few more hours and it's downhill to the weekend. Before I run out though, DID ANYONE SEE
TRANFORMERS LAST NIGHT? How was it? Need a full report before I get in line to buy a ticket this weekend. Thanks.
June 23rd, 2009
Tuesday.
The 15 Most Disturbing Films is chocked full of horrific images and terrible movies. It also contains a
few "must see" gems, so I couldn't pass up the overall list. "I Spit On Your Grave", (pictured above), is a well deserving member of that list and every list like this to come. I remember seeing this one as a teen and even though my
memory of it has been botched over time, I can definitely remember enough to agree with it's position on the list. NOTE: Ladies, DO NOT watch this movie. I've seen a few on this list. Refuse to see several others on sheer principle. Now i guess I have to
re-up my NetFlix account and check out the rest. Let me know if you'd add any to this list.
While on the subject of disturbing this next one severely bothers me. It seems a Georgia man Hit The Lotto Twice . . . . IN ONE WEEK!!!
His first windfall came when he scratched a ticket for $1,000. A few days later, he hits the $777,777 big money drawing. Did I mention that he's 62? It's the frickin' Ed McMahon lotto scheme i tell you. Give all the money to the old people who, and i quote, "don't know what
they'll do with the money." Three quarters of a million dollars in one week. All I ask for is half.
Good to be back in the saddle again, even if I am sore. Heavy work load yesterday after a strenuous weekend has me wishing it was Friday already. I'm sure it will get worse. Till it does, enjoy two days of Catch Pics today. Tomorrow we hit our stride. Enjoy.
Thursday.
Now this is something I could get into. Of course, I'd be so busy trying to check out my own wheels that I would bust my ass instantly. HERE is
another video with a little more 'action' to it. Enjoy.
Well, my weekend has been turned on it's ear and that makes me one UN-happy boy. I'm still working on it, so I'll keep you up-to-date. Other than that, i'm done here. Have a good day.
June 17th, 2009
Wednesday.
No better way to make it through a Wednesday than a beginners course in Cat Yodeling. This is by no means for the weak and timid. Trust me. An ordinary house cat will open you up and bleed you like a pig.
Look no further than Pinky if you need proof.
Awesome ! ! These puppies are fantastic and I highly recommend them to anyone who enjoys a little flavor on their nuts. (yeah, yeah. i spoon fed you BOTH of those.) Tacy and I found a small sleeve in
Walgreen's some time back.
It only took eating one and i was hooked. I managed to find cans of the Wasabi in Wal-Mart a few days ago, so I snagged the last two. All joking aside, these really are good and happen to be good for you as well. If Wasabi isn't your thing, maybe one of the
other "new flavors" will do the trick. Lime n Chili might be tasty, but i'm definitely a little skeptic about anything from Maui.
Just in case the cat yodeling has left you feeling a little furry, check out the video: "61 Things On My Cat". It's got a nice little ditty of a soundtrack and one nice little, sleepy kitty.
(Pervs, you can skip this one.) For anyone thinking of attempting this at home, please refer to my comment under the first video. Then make sure to send me video. And a copy of your doctor bill including stitch count.
June 16th, 2009
Tuesday.
I love watching stop action films. It always amazes me at how thorough people can be. As for myself, i DO NOT have this kind of patience. Then again, I don't have a single "Artsy" bone in my body, so
that stands to reason. Cool video, though. I'm jealous.
So my Fantasy NASCAR career continues to downward spiral worse than Kyle Petty's hair. I just can't seem to catch a break. This past week was just like the previous weeks in
that I have all the right racers, in all the wrong positions. With us quickly approaching the half way point, I'll have to make my move soon.
Fantasy Golf, on the other hand, is going OK. I'm currently in first, but I have a feeling that TwoEye and Budman are just feeling sorry for me. Hopefully this will carry over into the fantasy football season.
And finally, what better way to explore the bounds of the human psyche than to create a Deranged Sim Mental Patient. While the game offers a small
variety of options on the topic, one player took it to the next level. Read the tests he put his Sim character and let me know how long you'd survive. And people thought Hitler was cruel . . . . . .
Hope your Tuesday goes well. I have travel plans for the weekend, so i'm hoping these next few days will move along at a clip. Till tomorrow.
June 15th, 2009
Monday.
After watching several episodes of ABC's WipeOut, i thought it would be nice to show one of the Big Boy obstacle courses.
The Viking Challenge is where the Japanese really show off their obstacle course building skills. I've seen several of these on ESPN, and I have nightmares every time. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to try something of this
magnitude,
but I'm pretty sure i'd be wet after the first obstacle.
We are half way through the month of June already. WatDhell? That basically means we are half way through the year. Double
watDhell. Oh well, nothing I can do but make the best of it. Complete fantasy sports update
tomorrow including standings. Still hoping that a bunch of you will sign up for football. After you see how "well"
i'm doing in the fantasy sports arena, you'll realize you have nothing to worry about.
June 14th, 2009
Sunday.
HBO's vampire show, True Blood, starts it's second season tonight and I cannot wait. Last year left us hanging with a dead body in a car, a dog boy scared of a pretty woman, and a down
home boy finding his spiritual way. If you've read any of the books, you already know what's going to happen, so make sure to keep your mouth shut. If you missed last year, I highly recommending watching tonight's premiere then
finding a way to watch ALL of last year. I'd actually recommend that in reverse order, but at this late date, you may be screwed. Do what you have to do to watch Sookie and the clan from Bon Temps. Things are starting to get interesting.
Now that's what I call Traffic Enforcement. Unfortunately, the Artist Is In Trouble. Figures. Someone
steps outside the box to give a little humor to mankind and what do they get? Arrested and fined. WatDhell?? (tanks to Violet for this one.)
Looks like the Wii is staying ahead of the game with the release of Wii Sports Resort. Looks like they've remodeled a few of the classics, but they appear to have
added a few new ones as well. Kayaking, ping pong, sword fighting, and archery, to name a few, will take full
advantage of the new Wii Motion Plus. Hmmmm... don't know if i'm ready for that much realism. I'll wait and read the
reviews. Have to admit though, a Frisbee catching dog game could be fun. (tanks Sis for the info.)
DOUBLE CATCH to celebrate the 13th of June. I know i've been slack on the Feature Friday tip, so I decided to do one today. Playboy Cyber Girls are the theme and for the record,
the first and second Bonus Pics are not the same girl. Promise. Enjoy.
June 12th, 2009
Friday. Finally.
It hasn't necessarily been a long week, but I'm definitely glad it's over. Work is really starting to get on my nerves, but it's
Management's attitude and actions moreover the actual work. Hell, I don't mind the physical parts
at all as long as they'll shut up and let me do them. Suppose I should just keep quiet and be glad i have A job, huh?
Well Bite My Shiny Metal Ass. Bender is back and bringing the rest of the crew to BRAND NEW EPISODES of Futurama. Inside Reports say that
Production offices have been opened and that brand, spanking new material is right around the corner. I'm a HUGE fan of the show, so expect to hear more about this as information becomes available.
After last week's post on Time Warp, I thought it would be cool to share another vid from the show. This time I thought I'd go musical. You may remember Mike Mangini from previous posts as well.
He's considered the Fastest Drummer In The World, so I imagine the Time Warp crew was foaming at the mouth to
catch him on film. His talent is AMAZING. The only thing more amazing is how/why he plays for the band Extreme.
Hmmmm... a really cool cartoon about a really cool show I like to watch. Nothing could be finer. XKCD is
a superbly written, fantastically animated cartoon series that is updated every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Sometimes
technical, usually cynical, and always funny. That's about the
best way I can sum it up for you. This particular series pulls in the cast and crew of Firefly which makes it exponentially funny to me.
If you are not familiar with either or BOTH of these fantastic pieces of media, take the time and waste some time getting familiar. You'll thank me for it.
Not too long ago I posted the information on getting FREE CHOCOLATE from the Mars Real Chocolate Relief Act. I am pleased to announce that
gurlZilla has actually received her coupon for free candy. That's actually good to know considering the KFC debacle. Tomorrow is Friday, so you have NO EXCUSE as to why you can't score some free stuff. If you are diabetic,
or just not personally interested, you can send your coupons to me.
June 10th, 2009
Wednesday.
Talent. That boy has talent. Before you watch, i should warn you . . . . . on second thought . . . . i'm not warning you of a thing. Pretty cool video. You should watch. As for me, I couldn't get the bar
of the floor the first time. Forget the circus act.
New fun stuff for the Wii on the horizon. It seems that "Press Your Luck", "Family Feud", and "The Price is Right" will all be released in the
very near future. I've had the chance to play the current "Price is Right" and it's not that bad. Kinda fun actually and it stays pretty close to the real game. It's the "Press Your Luck" game that really has
me excited. My sister and i used to love to watch the Whammy's destroy people's bank accounts. According to the article, the game will include some of the old whammy videos as well as a few new ones. (i.e., the bear/whammy pic above)
If anyone finds out before me, let me know if the game is worth it.
Nothing like a lil PG porn to get your day going. This one is a repost, but I was really feeling the schoolgirl outfit today. Hell, I'd like to feel just about anything that involves
Sasha Grey, but that's another post. "Nailing Your Wife" is still my favorite. Now if they can fit
Malcom, Sasha, and a Yorkie all into a video, I'd be set.
June 8th, 2009
Monday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJ SNUGS ! !
Now that's some good aim. Wonder if he can pick up his laundry on the way?
June 7th, 2009
Sunday.
OH MY!!! I may have just spunked myself. I was first introduced to the Fuel Girls by way of Discovery Channels show, "Time Warp". THIS FUEL GIRL CLIP
was impressive enough that I HAD to see more. Let's just say: I love YouTube.
Which reminds me. I've done a little bit of code updating on watDhell.com. The forum now has YouTube Clicky/Post Power. You can post and watch vids from YouTube as soon as we get off our ass and
start posting them. Actually, 2eyed started a Stand Up Comedians Thread that shows promise. Headed that way myself in just a bit to add my two cents.
June 6th, 2009
Saturday.
I know it's a repost, but I simply could not resist. I've been told that Cowboy Mouth puts on a GREAT show, and this is a perfect example. Looks like a good time had by all. I'm jealous.
2009 Fantasy Football Sign Ups are underway. This is the highlight of the year for most of us,
so I'm quite excited. This sign up is for the "regular" watDhell warriors league. That will make more sense later, but for now, this is the league to join.
Group ID: 50370 Group Password: shark13
June 5th, 2009
Friday.
2009 Fantasy Football Sign Ups are underway. This is the highlight of the year for most of us,
so I'm quite excited. This sign up is for the "regular" watDhell warriors league. That will make more sense later, but for now, this is the league to join.
If you have a Dunkin Donuts or a Krispy Kreme nearby, stop in and get yourself a free doughnut. Well, Dunkin requires you to purchase a drink, but Krispy is completely legit.
"The Salvation Army created the holiday, which is always celebrated on
the first Friday in June, in 1917 to boost the morale of troops
fighting in WWI. According to holidayinsights.com, those doughnuts were
fried in oil inside an American soldier's metal helmet."
Damn, couldn't have come at a better time. SWEET!!
I know that Zilla and his crew are probably gonna bust my balls for such a brief update, but this is all you get for now. I've had early company come by and my attention is elsewhere for now. CATCH pics are here. No real
theme today . . . . for now. Till later.
June 4th, 2009
Thursday.
I bet that's gonna sting. Turd Fergueson sent me this video yesterday and I couldn't resist posting it today. I'm sure I could come up with some really catchy phrases and what not to go along with it, but something about
dudes body catching on fire is just funny enough by itself. Let the KFC/deep fried comments commence.
June 3rd, 2009
Wednesday.
I love Theory of a Deadman. They are pretty much sitting on top of my "Must See" list. Maybe I'll finish the week out with ToaD vids. Never can tell.
For the first time in a very long time, let's hit the mail bag and see what we can find:
"I REALLY love your website...just wish you updated it more often..but I
know it's summer and you have lots to do! The Jeep looks good by the
way!
Brian
I received Brian's email the day after missing an update, so I can only assume that's the "updated" part. Then again, I haven't really touched any of the side sections of
this page. I'll work on that. Promise. Tanks Brian for the email. It honestly means the World to me to get mail about the page. Good or Bad. As most of you may can tell, I've been slacking on the
inspiration portion of the page. Hopefully that will change . . . . and soon. This definitely helps. Holla if you ever in my neck of the woods B. We'll drop the top and ride.
All for today. I'm back on the early shift and I AM NOT prepared. Have a good Hump.
June 2nd, 2009
Tuesday.
Tactical Stickman Assassin Substratum is the next
chapter in the Stickman series. Stealth is a little more important this go around and time is NOT on your side. Be on the lookout for Easter Eggs as well. The overall game is
somewhat short, but then again, you are trying for the best score so several attempts will be necessary. My best score so far is 4,486 so shoot for the stars.
It's Tuesday and I'm ready for the weekend. Is that bad?
June 1st, 2009
Monday.
Welcome to June. watDhell is going on with the calendar? Already the first day of the sixth month and I'm still wondering where March went. No real complaints as of yet, but only because
the weather is getting warmer. Talk to me again in a few months and that will have greatly changed.
My Fantasy NASCAR season continues to suck ballage. I was having a very good day up until the last quarter of the race. From that point, I'm not sure watDhell happened. For the second week in a row,
Ralf (Nine Lives) has put up a decent number. He got a very late start but I'm sure he'll be Hell the rest of the Season.
