In preparation for the kids visit, I felt the need to brush up on my A-B-C's. No better place to turn than the Internet. "A to Z Awesomeness" provides an easy and fun way
to remember all those annoying little letters. Good stuff here. Be careful though, I hear that KISS King Kong is a tough one.
Skweezy is selling out. Our good man Skweez is gaining popularity, so people are starting to cash in. Good for Mr. Skweez if you ask me. Luckily for us, he continues to bestow grand bits of wisdom for
each of us. Fellas, look for the slot. Not the dot. Women, enjoy the routine.
All for today. Middle of the week, so it's all downhill from here. i hope. Till tomorrow.
March 30th, 2010
Tuesday.
Slowly but surely I'm starting to climb up the ranks in Fantasy NASCAR. At this pace, I might be in the Top 10 by season's end.
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The first section of Fantasy Golf is over and leave it to Budman to scoop up the +5 bonus points. While the next season starts fresh, the overall score carries over, thus
further screwing me in the end. I might get lucky and Bud will forget for a week or four. We can hope.
NEW MAPS for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
for Xbox 360. Called "The Stimulus Plan", the FIVE new maps will be available on XBox Live first, so you'd better believe I'm all over that. Considering the amount of time that I now spend on the game, the
$15 is a small investment. If you have the game and want to play, drop me a line via XBox at watDhellion13.
March 29th, 2010
Monday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY
My dearest Mother is celebrating her 28th birthday today. (if you have to question that number, then you apparently don't know a single female) As far as I know she's working
today, so I hope her day goes as well as possible. Her birthday is one of the final "events" in my family's March Madness. I have 6 family "holidays" within 10 days, so it can get kinda hectic.
Kendall's birthday is next week and after that a small break.
Hmmmmmm..... I suppose that a Government Appliance Stimulus Package should
make me happy. My fridge is on the blink and my stove is older than Moses. Perfect timing, huh? Yeah. I got your perfect timing. Anyone got a few thousand dollars I can borrow to buy a new kitchen??
March 28th, 2010
Sunday.
My little bit of Hollyweird Gossip for you today is that Janine Wants To Be Friends With Sandra.
Somehow i just don't see clean cut Sandra Bullock being any kind of cozy with porn star Janine Lindenmuller. Granted, I would probably purchase the DVD of them getting a certain kind of cozy, but that's another
post all together. Poor Jessie James is starting to resemble Tiger Woo now that his poon count is up to FOUR. I'm thinking J.J. needs
to build Tiger Woo a pimp daddy golf cart complete with matching penis chastity belts.
Watched the UFC 111 PPV last night. Not a bad show.
St. Pierre vs Hardy was a decent bout, but definitely not a Main Event type match. Very technical. No flash. Hardy apparently has a Gumbi arm. GSP bent each of his arms in a way that would
make Joe Theisman cringe and the boy never tapped. Carwin killed Mir which made the whole night worth it. I've never been
a fan of Frank Mir, plus it will be nice to see Brock Lesnar kill someone new. Still want to see a Coach's Match with the coaches from the LAST TWO SEASONS. I would definitely pay to see that one.
NO idea what the day holds. Yesterday actually ended up no where near as stressful as i thought. Tacy pulled out half of HER hair, but again, that's another post. Hope your day goes well. Till tomorrow.
I hate to say it, but it's about time. After watching almost every season of Jack Bauer and the clan at CTU, I finally get to see "24" come to an end. I made a conscience decision NOT to watch this year, primarily based on how
"cheesy" the show had got. You can only blow up so many entire cities. There can only be sooooo many bad people and corruption in the Government. Wait . . . . scratch that last part. Guess I'll hit Hulu to catch up on this season
after all, just
so I can watch it go. (Quick note: the "24" website is stating that the last eleven episodes will air WITHOUT commercials. Nice.)
Hope your Saturday goes well. Judging how my morning has gone, today is going to be very, VERY stressful. I can feel it now. Till tomorrow.
March 26th, 2010
Friday.
Finally Friday, but no rest for the wicked. In the maelstrom yesterday, I forgot to upload the pics for the day. DOH! Remedied that today
and even managed to get a Friday Feature assembled. Talia Sheperd is a new face on the scene. Hope you like what she has to offer.
Your 'WTF Moment' for today: Hot Chip - "I Feel Better".
It looks and sounds like a boy band, but I promise the video will NOT disappoint. Not only does a Jesus-like character make an appearance, you have eye-ball
lasers and
mass hysteria. It takes a second to get there, but Jessie Jackson will not disappoint.
Tacy's family is in town, so I'm off to play tour guide. Hope your day goes well.
March 25th, 2010
Thursday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TACY
&
JENN
March 24th, 2010
Wednesday.
No offense, but watDhell are you thinking Jessie James? I am NOT a fan of Sandra Bullock, but watD-bloody-hell are YOU thinking?? I suppose, at some point, he'll try to use
his penis again, so God help the next woman recipient. Maybe ol' Jessie had one too many crashes with his helmet. Better yet, this is what he built in his personal
"Monster Garage". I could go on for days about how this chick is a Nazi and bizarre porn actress, but look at her. Do I really need to say more?? Speaking of more, you can
view more "revealing" pictures of Miss Bombshell by clicking the picture or going here.
Would love to stay and chat, but I have less than 24 hours to pull of some major Home Improvement miracles. The bathroom fix is complete and went off without a hitch . . . . so far. Now I just
need to clean up the mess, pull up the remaining tile, sand, lay down new tile (even behind the washer and dryer), and then de-saw dust the entire house. After that I can
start the real work i need to get done. Till tomorrow.
Today is Free Cone Day at your local Ben & Jerry's. It's a yearly event for ALL B&J locations that started as a perk for employees. (Bet they hate that shit now.)
Hours of free operation are NOON until 8 P.M. Hurry up so you can wait in line. For those of you who still have snow on the ground . . . . . enjoy the ice cream.
Welcome back to Hell. Or at least that's how it's starting to feel. I knew on my return that I was going to have to do some repair work
on my upstairs bathroom floor. Bent Tuna and I jumped in, prepared to knock it out in a few hours. Unfortunately, it didn't work out that way. Don't
get it twisted. It WAS NOT Tuna and me. It's the fact that whoever built this place should be strung up by their short and curly's over an open pit fire.
Not to be deterred, I woke up with a positive attitude, knowing that after some time and hard work the problem would be fixed correctly. Then I discover my
refrigerator is on the blink. And you guys wonder my number is 13.
Fantasy Golf update after Week 11. Looks like Budman may snag the first "Season" of the year. Somewhere TwoEyed plans Bud's demise.
NASCAR goes on. I've managed to gain one position in the overall, but I'm still close to the basement. We'll see how things go over the next month or so. Still
plenty of time.
EXTRA CATCH PICS today. Well . . . . actually it's the ones due from Saturday and Sunday. Regardless, enjoy. Hope your day goes well. I'm off to get dirty and irritated.
Till tomorrow.
March 22th, 2010
Monday.
BACK IN BUSINESS ! ! It's a late update, but who's counting? My weekend off was delightful. I have to admit it was somewhat nice to be away from the
keyboard and it's connections. No offense. Just sayin. It's good to be back though. The trip may not have relieved much (if any) of my stress, but it was nice to get away. A full update tomorrow,
complete with back logged Catch pics and Fantasy Sports update. Till then . . . . it's good to see ya.
March 19th, 2010
Friday.
Nothing like a new Predator movie. Unfortunately, I have a feeling that this one is gonna suck ballz. Maybe it's the fact that Adrien Brody is in it. Or that Larry Fishburne is portraying a
Morpheus-ish character AGAIN. I can point stuff out all day, so I'm gonna rank this one up as a Rental. Now 'get to the choppa' and let's get out of here.
I went 10 out of 16 yesterday as far as NCAA Brackets go. Not bad if i say so myself. Plus those I missed were pretty much upsets, so I can't feel too bad about those. Second place so far
in the Fantasy Bracket Challenge. Figures. I'll probably do O.K. on this one considering its only worth miniscule points.
No real feature to this Friday's Catch pics. I sat for a while trying to come up with something but drew a blank. Maybe we'll try again tomorrow. One side note: if I don't update over the next couple of days, Don't Panic.
Not really sure where I'll be by morning, nor am I sure they will have Internet. Till then.
March 18th, 2010
Thursday.
Freddy Phuhkin Kruger. I can't wait. The new trailer is incredible and with Jackie Earle Haley as Freddie, I'm expecting the movie
to be super bad ass. Don't get me wrong, I loved the original. However, in this day and age of the "re-boot", it's nice to see a fresh twist on an old story. It better be good.
If you make it through the day you are home free to the weekend. If I make it through the day without killing someone, I'm home free until tomorrow. Enjoy.
March 17th, 2010
Wednesday.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY ! ! !
No better way to get through a Hump Day than a day full of drinking debauchery. Ya'll have fun with that.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he can buy him a
drink." Why, of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland, too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin, too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
LAST DAY TO SIGN UP !!. For those who love basketball and those who want a few extra Fantasy League points.
If you think you know basketball, or just happen to feel lucky,
sign up and play
The Shark13 Bonus Bracket Challenge. Simply log in to Yahoo and fill out your bracket. A perfect bracket can potentially win you a
cool Million Dollars (from Yahoo). Choose carefully.
Hope your day goes well. Be careful if you are on the road at any point and time today. Till
tomorrow.
March 16th, 2010
Tuesday.
It's not even Hump Day and I'm feeling pretty beat down. Problem is, I don't foresee rest until mid-April. If i'm lucky. Tacy continues to
convalesce while I try to keep my cousin Big Donnie occupied. A quick round of golf yesterday helped; however, it did little to relieve
the fatigue. Maybe i should get more than a few hours of sleep tonight???
It appears that Skweezy Has A New Vid. The verdict is still out
on whether or not this dude is real. Regardless, I find myself laughing hysterically at each of his posts. Most men can relate to this weeks topic, even if they
can't relate to the outcome. Stay with it until the end. I promise you'll laugh if you'll listen.
March 15th, 2010
Monday.
I'm new to this tune, but I think I kinda like it. The song is called "Vikingman" and the man you see pickin' is a local to the Myrtle Beach area. In fact, if I remember the story, he is/was a romantic interest
of my friend Alyssa. Don't quote me on that. Especially if you are one of the guys that she has turned on to this page. Regardless, it's an awesome song and a pretty damn good job performing it. Nice way to start the week.
Just for the record, I didn't forget that it was Steak & BJ Day yesterday.
It was a Sunday and i didn't want to push my luck. Besides, statistically Sunday is the slowest day around here, so I figured it would be pointless any way. Sooooooo,
I hope you didn't miss out on anything. Cash in now if you can.
March 14th, 2010
Sunday.
Not much going on here today. Between the time change and Tacy not feeling well, I'm running a little behind. Big Donnie is on his way into town for a
Spring Break visit, so it looks as if I'm gonna be busy going forward as well. Hope your day goes well and I'll def see you tomorrow.
SIGN UP TODAY. The NCAA will finish up it's regular season this weekend as the individual conferences play out their tourneys. If you think you know basketball, or just happen to feel lucky,
sign up and play
The Shark13 Bonus Bracket Challenge. Simply log in to Yahoo and fill out your bracket. A perfect bracket can potentially win you a
cool Million Dollars (from Yahoo). Choose carefully. Placements will be at the start of the week, so starting researching now. Fantasy League Participants take note:
bonus points will be awarded for this event.
March 13th, 2010
Saturday.
I've had several requests to repost the Wal-Mart Bingo Card, but it took an epic trip to Wally World to
convince me. Granted, it was a somewhat uneventful visit, but I could have easily filled this card . . . . and then some. Click the image or the link and you print your own card.
For some reason, I just felt the need to post the Midget Threesome Sex Video. I have no clue, so don't ask.
This is another one of those "Requested Items" that I've finally got around to. You know who you are . . . . NSFW!!
Tourney Time. The NCAA will finish up it's regular season this weekend as the individual conferences play out their tourneys. If you think you know basketball, or just happen to feel lucky,
sign up and play
The Shark13 Bonus Bracket Challenge. Simply log in to Yahoo and fill out your bracket. A perfect bracket can potentially win you a
cool Million Dollars (from Yahoo). Choose carefully. Placements will be at the start of the week, so starting researching now. Fantasy League Participants take note:
bonus points will be awarded for this event.
March 12th, 2010
Friday.
HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY KENDRACO ! !
Looks like ol' 'Draco has finally reached the '40 Plateau'. Funny. Seems like a lot of my friends are turning the big 4-0 this year. That
either means I'm getting old, or I need to find new friends. Of course, a few more years and i can have them order my food off the Seniors menu. Regardless, I hope your
day goes well Draco. Stay warm and if possible, shoot something. Always makes me feel better.
Double Catch Featured Friday. Figured there was no better way to celebrate the Bday and the Friday. In honor of the
occasion, today's topic is: Finger Friendly Females. Mmmmmm . . . . .
tasty. Incidentally, I was gonna flood the page with videos of this same nature, but decided to wait. Just in case Draco's people stumble up on the page today.
Tourney Time. The NCAA will finish up it's regular season this weekend as the individual conferences play out their tourneys. If you think you know basketball, or just happen to feel lucky,
sign up and play
The Shark13 Bonus Bracket Challenge. Simply log in to Yahoo and fill out your bracket. A perfect bracket can potentially win you a
cool Million Dollars (from Yahoo). Choose carefully. Placements will be at the start of the week, so starting researching now. Fantasy League Participants take note:
bonus points will be awarded for this event.
March 11th, 2010
Thursday.
Saw the movie "The Crazies" yesterday. One word for you: AWESOME. Exactly what I wanted it
to be. You only have to wait five minutes or so for the white knuckling to begin and it doesn't let up till the movie is over. Don't be fooled into thinking this is a zombie flick, because it's not.
Action. Adventure. Death. Lots of Death. I got the 1973 original from NetFlix yesterday, so I'll give you a comparison soon.
Tourney Time. The NCAA will finish up it's regular season this weekend as the individual conferences play out their tourneys. If you think you know basketball, or just happen to feel lucky,
sign up and play
The Shark13 Bonus Bracket Challenge. Simply log in to Yahoo and fill out your bracket. A perfect bracket can potentially win you a
cool Million Dollars (from Yahoo). Choose carefully. Placements will be at the start of the week, so starting researching now. Fantasy League Participants take note:
bonus points will be awarded for this event.
March 10th, 2010
Wednesday.
Don't piss off the Pitcher. I'm just saying . . . .
Lindsay Lohan asks, "Got Lawyer?". Little Miss Thing has been out of the news for far too long and has decided to sue someone.
Who is the target of this particular lame attempt at spotlight retrieval: the eTrade Baby Commercial.
Apparently Lindsay Lohan thinks that She is the lactose loving lubrious lady lampooned in the layout. Feeling guilty much?? Who is she kidding? Does she actually think
she's important enough for a commercial in general? And we're talking a Super Bowl ad, so she must be feeling really special. Don't kid yourself, Honey. Personally, I don't know a single man that wants to be with you
for your personality OR your looks. Long story short: Lindsay has NOTHING going for her. Case closed. End of story. Someone shove her back under a rock. Rock on eBaby.
March 9th, 2010
Tuesday.
OH MY. Finally. I am now the proud owner and player of the NEW Monster Hunter Tri demo for the Wii.
Let me just say: PHUHKIN AWESOME. By far the best graphics on the Wii that I've seen to date. Game play is phenomenal and you have several different
controller options to boot. Unfortunately, the demo only offers two 15-minute quests, but that's more than enough to get the point across. I've pre-ordered my copy which has a release date
of 4/20/10. Destiny. I'm gonna save my raving for the Forum, but i'll post the link here.
Yet another week of suckage in Fantasy NASCAR. While I'm trying to stay positive and tell myself it's still early, a 350 point deficit is a beyotch and almost out of reach. We're off this week so maybe the
down time will help me recover.
Still in sight, but losing ground in Fantasy Golf. All the right people in all the wrong places. The story of my life.
March 8th, 2010
Monday.
Start of the week, again. With Spring knocking on the door, it's time to start planning outdoor activities. While the 'Hellions always try to take a camping trip, me and Tacy are going
to up the ante for ourselves this year. After years and years of talking about it, I finally get to start The Palmetto Trail.
We had previously recon-ed the two most eastern sections and yesterday was the Lake Moultrie Section.
No definite time table on when we will start. We'll be doing at least one section at a time, so travel times and dates will vary. If you or yours are interested in joining us,
drop me a line. We plan to do the first stage, Awendaw Passage, around the first week of April. I can help with
accommodations, but you are on your
own when it comes to conditioning. First leg is only 7 miles along the coast, so don't be a wuss.
Hope your day goes well. Full Fantasy Update tomorrow. Till then . . . .
March 7th, 2010
Sunday.
I've heard of riding a stationary bike for fitness, but This Is Ridiculous. Would love to have seen
the dentist bill after that one.
Iran Claims 9/11 "A Big Lie". Do we need another reason to turn this entire country into
beaded glass? Hell, we don't even have to get our hands dirty. Someone send a carrier pigeon to
Israel and tell them the U.S. won't watch. Be over in a few days.
Hope your Sunday goes well. Tacy and i are taking the Jeep out to enjoy the weather. Hopefully, by the time I get home, my fantasy sports teams will have done SOMETHING.
Till tomorrow.
March 6th, 2010
Saturday.
And I thought I was having a bad day. Skweezy is the man. No doubt about it. Before you ask, I have no idea whether this guy is for real or not. Parts of this just seem too damn funny to be real; however, his facial reactions and
words make me think he could be legit. Watch some of the other videos and I guarantee you'll have a great time. Just don't look in the box. Hell, I subscribed. Barak O-bama mutta phuhka.
Hilary Duff Says Thank-You. Ladies, this is how you thank your man for that new ring he just bought you.
In fact, I hear she may have gotten a necklace as well.
Hope your Saturday goes well.
March 5th, 2010
Friday.
My new theme song. I told all ya'll that I really enjoyed "Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long", so this shouldn't be a surprise. Now if I can just find this song as a
ringtone.
If any of you love me, buy me a Malcolm
Reynolds's Browncoat. It's $350, but it's a full length leather duster that comes with instant coolness. I think I see a Halloween costume idea starting to form.
For you real Serenity fans, try the quiz at the bottom of the page. It's 89 questions instead of the quick 10 you get at the start. I finished the long test and got 81 questions correct.
Shiny.
It's March, and you know what 'madness' that means. Sign-up now for the Shark13 NCAA Bracket Challenge. The
pasword is that same as always: shark13 As usual, we are using Yahoo, so all you need is an I.D. and some luck. There are Fantasy League Bonus Points available, for those who are participating.
Apparently you can win $1,000,000 with a perfect bracket, courtesy of Yahoo, so why not at least try? Just remember to tip the person who gave you the idea. I'm pretty sure the current gratuity rate is 17%. I'm just saying . . . .
Enjoy your Friday. I was initially gonna freak out today. Zilla and his Mrs. have been busting my balls about the lack of content on the page. While my original plan was to Red Flag the day with midgets and glass jars, I'm glad I opted for the more subtle.
Besides, they are right. I have been pretty slump lately and will try to do better. (some of you long timers may want to hip them to reality at this point.) Playboy Girls are the Featured Friday pics, so enjoy the glamour.
March 4th, 2010
Thursday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUZZ ! ! !
March 3rd, 2010
Wednesday.
"Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" is instantly one of my favorite
short films of all time. Period. NO discussion. Done by Josh Whedon, "Dr. Horrible's" is a fantastic mash-up of comedy, action, love story, and musical.
Yes, i said musical. I have added respect for Doogie Howser, who pulls off the mad doctor with style and flare. However, it's our man Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillon) who
steals the show. 'Captain Hammer' is exactly what I imagine a superhero to be. I love this little flick. Apparently so do a few others. "Dr. Horrible" boasts a
9.0 out of 10 on IMDB.com and it apparently won a few small awards . . . . an Emmy and a People's Choice Award. There, mainstream media
can't be wrong.
You would think that growing up in South Carolina that I would be better at this NASCAR thing. watDhell? Yet another horrible week at the track. I had Kyle Busch as a starter, but for
some stupid reason made the switch to Kurt Busch at the last second. Young or old, damn Busch gets you in trouble every time.
Yet another week passes in Golf and I'm still somewhat in the hunt. Lots and Lots of green to go with this one.
March 2nd, 2010
Tuesday.
At first glance, you would think this place is falling apart at the seams. Not only did I miss yesterdays update, but i apparently phuhked up the "Catch of the Day" code
at some point. Why don't you freaks tell me these things?? Oh wait . . . . i wasn't around yesterday. Sorry.
Lots of stuff going on behind the scenes today, but nothing much for you now. A complete Fantasy Sports update tomorrow as well as the introduction our NEXT
BONUS POINT EVENT. Stay tuned for all that fun. It's pouring rain all day today, so i'm headed to the sofa to make sure it doesn't float away. CATCH PICS from yesterday and today,
make sure you look.
