Yeah. It's gonna be one of those days. Be forewarned: that's 8 minutes of Slipknot live. Billed as one of the 'greatest live shows' of our time, this is definitely a 'Want to see' for me.
At least I gained a place. Congrats to 'Zilla for his first win.
Slowly but surely I'm catching Bud. Just hope there's time left.
Hope your Tuesday goes well. Till tomorrow.
March 30th, 2009
Monday.
Yup, took the weekend off and thoroughly enjoyed myself doing it.
Actually, my dumb ass forgot to put the proper files on the server and rather
than bug the shit out of Wes, I just let it ride. To be honest, it was somewhat therapeutic. Really. Pic People, don't fret. ALL THREE DAYS of pictures are listed below.
The weekend at the folk's house was fantastic. We celebrated birthdays,
anniversaries, and any other thing we could think of. The one drawback, if any, was that I quickly became
annoyed with The Fish Song. I'm not sure whether it's made me hungry or made me despise the chain in general.
I'm not sure if this is how they really act, or if this is just for show. Regardless, it's a cute 3 minute routine that would definitely liven up the day. Incidentally, I've watched WGN news a few times over the years and the thought of these two
acting like this makes me smile. But only a little.
All for today. Back to the grind and I'm hating it already. Full Fantasy Sports update tomorrow. Had a good weekend there too. Maybe I should have played the Lotto.
March 27th, 2009
Friday.
This Saturday, at 8:30 pm your local time, is Earth Hour. In an effort to save billions in energy, as well as draw attention to the
plight of conservation, everyone is asked to turn off or dim their lights for ONE HOUR. This is a World wide effort and has actually been gaining popularity over the last few years.
Apparently, this year Hollywood is on board, so you can expect extra drama. After reading everyone that is participating, I may actually
try to take part myself. Figure if I turn off my flashlight, all these people standing around in the dark won't see me taking all their stuff.
The weekend is finally upon us. Unfortunately, I have nothing here today to send you off with. I'm off work today; however, I'm on a time for getting out of town, so i'm in a hurry.
As always, I encourage you to visit the Forum if you are just looking to kill some time. Hopefully after this weekend I'll be able to get
back to posting there. In fact, if you are really bored, feel free to do some posting yourself.
March 26th, 2009
Thursday.
PLEASE tell me you are phuhking kidding. Sources are saying that the three actors above will indeed Portray
The Three Stooges in an upcoming movie. WatDhell was ANYONE thinking when this casting call was made?? Realistically, Jim Carrey is probably THE BEST actor cast for his role. In fact, that
may be the smartest casting job in many years. After that: Suck Ballz. Penn hasn't been funny since Fast Times At Ridgemont High and I personally can't understand Benicio enough to know even IF he's being funny.
This is obviously someone's attempt at loading the deck with star power in hopes it pulls through an already weak script. And that really sucks. I bet you
could make a HILARIOUS Three Stooges in this day and time. Don't see this being it though.
Just in time for all those Summer birthdays: Chia Obama. Now you can grow
foliage out of your Presidents head. Not a bad idea I suppose. I think this opens it up for some people to grow him a really big afro, but then again, do Chia's really grow?
+2 bonus points for placing the 'herb garden' in the picture as well. Subliminal suggesting at its best.
Hope your Thursday goes well. I've been pulling extra hours all week, so today is actually my Friday. Ain't that GREAT !?!?!? See ya tomorrow.
March 25th, 2009
Wednesday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TACY
and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTER
I'm not really sure if I should comment too much on either, so i'll leave it simple. I can only hope my sister forgives me . . . . .
If I was sitting at the light and saw This Accident Happen, I'm pretty sure I'd change my pants then buy a lotto
ticket. Bet you thought the orange car was gonna get it, didn't ya?
It for today. Once again, a Happy, HAPPY Birthday to Tacy and my sister. I love them both dearly, so i hope their day is 1000 times better than mine. (shouldn't be hard.)
March 24th, 2009
Tuesday.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MOM & DAD
Congratulations. I love you both. See you soon.
Free Running? Free running, Hell. I'd pay MORE than my share in broken bones and ripped off limbs. Still cool to watch. Can you imagine being a cop chasing one of these
bug crawling freaks? Yup, just shoot'em in that situation.
Hope your day goes well. Till tomorrow....
March 23rd, 2009
Monday.
Man i LOVE that song. Granted, i'll hopefully NEVER have to sing it going forward, but I can think of several
occasions in the past I could have used this in the jukebox. This is another little ditty that they squeezed into the Slither movie. Who knew?
And for those of you who need a little something to kill time with this decade, Super
WTF Mega Tetris. One line. That's all i want to see. One line that is about to be
completed. If you've got the time and patience to show me that, then i want YOUR job and lifestyle. This is by far the Queen Mother Alien Bitch of games. Enjoy!
Today starts my Hell Week. Not really fair to call it that, but I literally have a family event (i.e., birthday, anniversary, etc.) every day this week. Actually, nothing today, but after that.... watch out wallet. More on those as the days go by. Till then,
hope your Monday goes well.
March 22nd, 2009
Sunday.
Just a little soothing parlor music to get you through the Sunday. Hell, it's a shame that the cat plays better than i do.
Enjoy your Day of Rest.
March 21st, 2009
Saturday.
I'm not sure what homey did, but this girl Kicks His Jewels While He Works Out. If there is anything
good to come out of it, at least she said 'Sorry'. I must admit that I suspect this to be fake. Just not a lot of iron on that bar, plus dude's form is not that impressive. Finally, if a bitch gonna kick me while I'm that vulnerable,
she'd better be two counties away by the time I get that bar down. Sorry ain't gonna cut it.
Speaking of ass whooping, not only does dude get his ass kicked, he Phuhks Up His Truck as well. Not really sure i understand the logic
here, but then again, those damn alcoholics can get crazy.
Finally the weekend. I'm hoping to kick the rest of this cold but at the same time accomplish some stuff around the house. If i had to bet, the house stuff will wait.
March 20th, 2009
Friday.
WELCOME BACK SPRING ! ! !
.... and it's about damn time. Today is the first day of Spring which means that Summer isn't that far away. Thank God! Between the rain and the cold, I'm looking
forward to a hot ass drought for a few months.
This is it for today. I seem to have a hangover from all the OTC meds I've been taking, which can't be good. Work is still a beyotch, but now I HAVE to go due to missing a few
days at the start of the week. watDhell. Hope your Friday and your weekend both go well. Promise to do better tomorrow.
March 19th, 2009
Thursday.
Take note: this is as close to country music as you will EVER hear me get. Before you even question it, he's Canadian and we all know that no self respecting country musician ever came from
Canada. This would be more back woods stuff. I mean, really . . . . isn't that most of Canada? Make sure you catch the movie Slither for the concert version of this song. Incidentally that movie
was filmed in Canada but was set in a small South Carolina town. watDhell does that say for either of us?
If not for bad luck, i'd have none. However, according to 'Zilla, there are 5 Types of Luck. After watching these, I'd lean more towards,
"God looks out for children and fools" rather than anything to do with luck. These are the same people who win the Lottery then either end up broke after a year or die and leave it to their pet fish. Good video though. Love the rally car stuff.
I'm not sure how many of you know how to play Party Jenga, nor am i going to explain it now, but I'm definitely looking into the Jenga Pistol for the my next
block experience. It's amazing what bored nerds can think up. And trust me, no one in this video has EVER played Party Jenga.
One month away from the next watDhell weeKend. April 16th through April 19th are the dates; however, you can arrive and depart at your leisure.
The link is to the meat of the Camping thread on the forum, so feel free to start at the beginning if need be. If you have any questions, suggestions, or comments, leave a post in the forum or drop me an email at any time. It should be nice weather and great time.
March 18th, 2009
Wednesday.
Alive. Barely, but alive. After feeling like doggy do-do the last two days, i'm attempting to go back to work today. Not sure how that is going to go; however, I do feel somewhat better this
morning. Guess I'll have to play it by ear.
If you get a chance, stop by The Forum and have a look around. I've been trying to jumpstart the ailing beast
and feel that I've got a good start. My plan is to stuff that phuhker as full as I can get it and see what shakes out. I figure that if the current batch of "registered readers" don't feel like posting,
maybe a new batch will. Of course, what better way to attract people than to update the movie section. Hopefully, by this weekend, I will have had
the opportunity to update the picture section as well. FYI, the forum will now be operating on Post Count, so the more replies/posts you make, the more you
get to see. Wait and see.
Hope your Hump Day goes well. I'm just hoping I don't drown in snot today.
March 17th, 2009
Tuesday.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY ! !
Even if they are not Irish, people LOVE to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Do they even know watDhell they are celebrating? Most do not, so it is my job to supply you with:
History of St. Patrick's Day. Seems ol' Paddy was quite the wanderer in his time. And for the
record, he wasn't the one to bring the Shamrock, the
leprechaun, or the Blarney Stone into the
holiday. Leave that to us normal people.
It seems that some people put more stock into the Irish than others. In fact, Rachel Harris needs YOUR help In Going To Notre Dame. It seems the straight A student has
all the qualifications and smarts, but lacks the money to fulfill her dream. (see where this is going?) If you think you can help her, either by donation or well wishes, take a look at her page
and drop her a line. As for me, I'm trying to think of something I can raise money for that will inevitably place ALL the money in my pocket . . . .
I wish I could solve all my problems by playing the Catch the
Leprechaun Game. Unfortunately, the 31 points that I scored
netted me zero in my wallet. Guess I'm supposed to get off my lazy ass and find a real
leprechaun. Looks like I'll be broke a little while longer.
Speaking of lazy and broken, I'm guessing that the "run-down" feeling I had yesterday was precursor to something more severe. High fever and a snotty nose have me sitting at home once again today. Believe me, it's one of those cases
where I would prefer to be ANYWHERE other than here being sick. Don't let anyone from work hear that though. Some of those bass turds expect you to bust your ass while they walk around sipping coffee. Maybe a lil green snottage would help the
taste of that java. Hope your day goes well. BE SAFE. Till tomorrow.
March 16th, 2009
Monday.
Wiped out. Not sure if it's just exhaustion or if I'm coming down with something more serious, but I am definitely "under the weather" today. I'm hoping that several
extra hours of rest/sleep today will help. If not, I'll guess I'll start dosing up on NyQuil later this afternoon. I have made it all the way through Winter without even having a cold
so I guess I should expect the worse. I bet that old redneck phuhker from the concert gave me the funk. God help him if I find him and his bruised ribs.
It never ceases to amaze me what people will do in this World. Take for instance the case of Josef Fritzl. Josef, aged 71, is on trial for
Imprisoning and Impregnating His Daughter . . . . . .
24 years and SEVEN children worth. WatDhell?!? His lawyers are protesting that their client is being referred to as a "monster". Ok. How about sick ass, perverted, freak of nature who
deserves to be hung by his scrotum till the ravens pluck his frame clean? And what about his real wife? The mother to the daughter he had locked up in the basement. What about her?
She had no clue as to what was happening, literally right under her nose. She even helped raise some of the children that her husband fathered with their daughter. Ummm... watDphuhk?
Do you mean to tell me this bitch never stepped foot into her own basement for 24 years? She never questioned why her daughter disappeared off the face of the earth but somehow managed to breeze into town
long enough to drop off her kids? I have no clue on this one. Burn both the parents and let it be.
I managed to eek out another win in Fantasy Golf this week. Nothing really to brag about considering no one really did well to begin with. I did want to point out that Yahoo is offering
$1 Million Dollars for a Perfect NCAA Tournament Bracket. That's right, if you can correctly pick the winners and losers
of ALL the games, you win a cool Mil. I can't pick out sox in the morning, so i'm not even going to attempt it. Furthermore, there is not a lot of interest
among the fantasy sports 'Hellions to warrant even making a group.
I do wish whoever plays the best of luck and don't forget who told you about it.
March 15th, 2009
Sunday.
Well . . . . . i can't think of a single thing to put here today. watDhell is that about? I'm guessing that with the weather being so damn
dreary, that its gonna be a great day to stay in and sleep. Ok, maybe not sleep, but a lot of movies on pay-per-view, coupled with a great deal of coffee.
For those interested, it appears that Tiger Woods is in 19th place after three
days of play. This is his first tournament back since knee surgery last year and needless-to-say he's probably doing better than expected. Hell, he's doing better now
than i EVER could.
If politics is more your game, I imagine you've been following the Stewart - Cramer battle
that is raging. One thing to note: the last time Stewart went after a primetime show, that show was cancelled in no time. Who says comedy can't
wield a mighty sword?
March 14th, 2009
No matter who you are, today is your day. Not only can you celebrate Steak n BJ Day, but you can also break out your
abaca bus and celebrate Pi Day. Unfortunately, they are NOT related; however, if it helps you get a steak, gladly tend to her Pi.
So . . . . the show. As you may know, I went to the Mudvayne/Nonpoint show last night at the Myrtle Beach House of Blues. Good phuhkin show. Overall it was pretty much exactly how I thought it would be. If I could change anything it would
be a much longer Nonpoint set. Seven songs is just not gonna do it. The opening band, In This Moment was quite the surprise. The lead singer is a chick who was described
as "one of the best girl screamers" out there. My kinda girl.
Nonpoint rocked the house. I was extremely impressed with their live performance and I will definitely be seeing them again. Check the
Tour Schedule and
make it a point to catch a show. While the set was only seven songs, they did manage to play 4 of my favorites. That leaves about 12 more songs I need to hear.
I knew the Mudvayne set was going to be OUT OF CONTROL when the lead singer came out in an Elmo body suit and a massive head trauma bandage and blood. I have a few snaps from my cell phone but when 1000 people start to climb your back,
self preservation moves up the priority list. I'll see if i can't clear up the pics and possibly post them in the forum. Mudvayne sounded incredible and the show itself was very impressive. Mixing tunes from the current CD with some of their classics, the band
jammed for a little over an hour. The floor was constantly moving. I managed to be one person back from the stage but still had to fight bodies all night. At one point, as the crowd surged forward, Matty had his elbow in a girls throat while I had my
elbow buried about 6 inches into her diaphragm. I'm not sure if she retreated or passed out and pulled from the fracas. We had a 48 year old, burned out, red neck rocker in front of us who somehow managed to hang the entire show. This guy was a trip. Not sure what
drugs he had taken, but he was a mess ALL NIGHT. He and I had a slight, unspoken, disagreement at one point in the evening; however, I'm thinking the few rib shots i gave him cleared up the matter rather quickly. Therapy is great I tell you.
Aight kiddies, i'm out for the day. Matty and I are gonna recuperate via Wii, coffee, and treatments. Enjoy your "holidays" and I'll see you tomorrow.
March 13th, 2009
IT'S FRIDAY BEYOTCHES ! ! ! Today is the day and tonight is definitely the night. I have to pull a whopping hour and 45 minutes at work this morning and then it is Game On. Matty is driving in from
Raleigh and I may still recruit BigP as well. Doors open at 7:30 pm, so I expect to be good and toasty at least 5 hours before. Takes time to prepare for these sorts of things you know. Pretty sure that most of you are tired
of hearing about it, so here's the last word: Nonpoint in Concert TONIGHT Here's a quick review.
It is that Special Day of Days and I would never dream of leaving you with a bunch of hard rock videos. Instead, I've assembled a few choice links for your
Friday enjoyment. Jana Jordan is your Value Sized Feature For Friday. Hope you like. For the record, I really liked all the pictures I chose today. I'm quite proud of myself.
Three beautiful Girls In A Shower is a perfect example of 'why' we
should all take long showers. Even better is that these girls are conserving water and showering together. Keep up the fine
environmental work, ladies.(NSFW - nudity)
Why does This One Look Funny? Maybe it's just me.
Here is Another Look. Kinda reminds me of my old shar-pei's nose. Don't get
me wrong, I wouldn't throw her out of bed. Unless she wanted to do it on the floor. (NSFW - nudity)
Natalia Cruze is one HOT tattooed honey. Granted, that tat is so big you can't
see all of it one picture, but that doesn't take away from her looks. Hell, it would be down right tough to take away from those looks.(NSFW - nudity)
While on the subject of tattoo's, take a look at Daisy Marie's Ink. The canvas itself is much more enjoyable, but you get
the general idea.
(NSFW - nudity)
Fellas, I know you are excited about tomorrow, but whatever you do be nice to your woman. You have to live with her every day after tomorrow, so think wisely about what you say and do. For instance,
getting Kinky In The Bathroom may not be the wisest decision.
(NSFW - nudity, sex)
I feel so sorry for people with two first names. Take for instance: Britney Ariana. The more I look at this particular example, the more I think I may need
more time for research. I'm gonna stare at this chic for a bit and see what inspiration comes about.(NSFW - nudity)
How about finding Charlie Laine on your kitchen table? Dinner is
served. (NSFW - nudity)
So I'm always sketchy about any video that has the word "Best" in it. Best anything usually means the video is gonna be worse than horrible. Today may very well be the exception to the rule. While your own opinions may vary, you have to admit
that the Girl Has Hoover Skills. Her performance is . . . . impressive to say the least.(NSFW - nudity, knob slobbin)
March 12th, 2009
Thursday.
I'm not even sure how to lead into this first video other than to say: Man Has Mad Bowling Skills. I'm pretty sure
that I couldn't make those same three pins with 4 different balls. Hell, my Wii bowling isn't that good. I'm still struggling with the
91 Pin Cheat. WatDhell is that about? Snuggs can pull it off every time, but somehow fails to ever have a decent score.
Maybe that's the price you pay? Guess I need to keep practicing.
Fellas, DO NOT FORGET that Steak and BJ Day is THIS SATURDAY. This is your chance to get back all that time, effort and money that you spent on
Valentines Day. This is the seventh year that this day has been celebrated and it's catching on more and more each year. Now is your chance to get a leg up on the other chums. Go ahead and grab a couple of the best steaks you
can find TODAY, so as to speed up the whole process on Saturday. It will guarantee a better selection of meat for you and helps cut out any excuses for her meat as well.
For the record, my day yesterday was just as bad as I'd forecasted. Work was a bitch. Expected. But a bitch. Today needs to be much better or someone will die. Just letting you know.
March 11th, 2009
Wednesday.
One of my all time favorite Nonpoint songs. Not sure if I used this same video last time. If I did... sorry. Two more days and i can hardly wait. I should find out today exactly who will be going with me.
Franco is supposed to come into town and now my cousin Matty is tossing his hat into the ring as well. The more the merrier.
Possible repost and definitely gross: The Wine Enema Evening. By all means, this is
NSFW!!, but not really for any sexual reason. It's the funniest shit I've seen in a while, so I don't care if it's a repost or not. It helps ease me through
a Wednesday. The really bad thing is that I can name one or two girls who would probably try this . . . . . if they haven't already.
Hope your Hump Day goes well. Mine is going to be a bitch, but i'm ready.
March 10th, 2009
Tuesday.
I couldn't find an actually video with video, so you'll have to do with audio alone. If nothing else, it lets you concentrate on what's important. In an effort to squeeze in all the videos/songs that I wanted, you may
want to check out some Mudvayne doing "Dig", live. I'll definitely be looking forward to this part of their performance.
A brief look at the current Fantasy NASCAR standings. Overall my week wasn't too bad, but then again, it wasn't great. I lost progress in golf and points off my lead in NASCAR. I guess it couldn't
last forever, huh?
For those who were wondering,
Kellogg's Regrets Passing on Michael Phelps. Apparently the steadfast company has
severely dropped in rank and overall business after "Bong Gate". What were they expecting? Stoners are the only ones who eat their sugar crusted goodies any way. You'd think they
would know their demographic.
Hope your Tuesday goes well. I can tell that mine is gonna suck. Good luck to us all.
March 9th, 2009
Monday.
Hope your weekend went well. Mine was fantastic, for what it's worth. Three days with no top on the Jeep and temperatures in the 70's, what more can you ask for?
Scratch that. You could always ask for a nice gallery of Lindsay Marie. For those daily dosers, she was a Featured Catch for
yesterday. That's a nice dye job there, fellas.NSFW!!
All for today. I'm back on an old schedule for work and it has me a little discombobulated today. Full fantasy update tomorrow as well as information on the upcoming camping trip. Hope your Monday goes well.
March 8th, 2009
Sunday.
Another day of fun in the Sun. Damn straight i'm Happy.
March 7th, 2009
Saturday.
Now we start getting to the cream of the crop as far as songs and vids go. I'm
sincerely hoping that you guys are watching these in High Quality. The videos look better and in most cases, the music sounds better. Believe me, only the best for
my 'Hellions. What's funny is that while I'm posting the video for this song, I actually have This Song jamming on WinAmp. It's a mad, mad world, I tell ya.
The Koobface Worm is yet another reason why I won't have a MySpace or FaceBook account. I know that a majority of people have one, the other, or both, but I seriously consider
them to be like AOL. A bunch of ducks in a barrel because it's easy to use. Hackers and the like sit on the edge and can fire blindly into the mass. Eventually they gonna get lucky and then the sheer number of people will allow for a major breakout. Of course, I don't really have an
easy alternative to offer, i'm just saying. . . . . .
Back in the Jeep for another day of fun in the Sun. See ya tomorrow.
March 6th, 2009
Friday.
Finally some warmer weather. It's about damn time. Tacy and I are both off work today, so you'd better believe we are going to enjoy it. I've already pulled the lid off the Jeep
and left it at Zilla's house for the weekend. Hell, maybe even for a few days next week if my luck holds out. I'm putting off ordering the new soft top until I'm sure it's going to stay warm.
With my luck, today's gentle breeze will blow in a cold front bringing temps to the 20's. Driving home last night in the 40's was bad enough.
FTV girl Devaun is your Featured Catch for Friday. She's new to the FTV family and I must say that she makes a fantASStic addition. The black hair is a nice change for the peroxide norm, even if hers is a dye job as well.
Change is good. Speaking of FTV and change, have any of you 'pic pervs' seen Allison Angel lately? I can't remember the last new set I've seen with her even remotely involved. I'm starting to think that Danielle has moved into the bottom
bitch spot for now.
Did you really think you were gonna get away without seeing a video today? One week. Suffer through 7 more videos and I'll leave your ears alone. This is another one of my favorites off the latest Nonpoint album. If it sounds kinda familiar,
I've recently posted this same song but with a Kalifornia Feel. In retrospect, i may even like that video better; however, if you
hit the High Quality Version, the Dragonball Z vid will do.
For once, I didn't forget what I said yesterday. As promised, a Hot Chick Video for you to watch on this fine Friday. Definitely NSFW!!, but
definitely worth the click thru. Enjoy.
I'm out of here kiddies. The Sun is out and I'm dying to get on the road to nowhere. Enjoy your day and if I don't see you, have a good weekend.
March 5th, 2009
Thursday.
For those of you who are late to the game and wondering watDhell i'm doing with all the YouTube music videos, I have tickets to see NonPoint and Mudvayne next weekend. This is my way of sharing my enthusiasm. For me it's shaping up to be a fantastic
Friday the 13th and we are still a week away. I got lucky and got the video posted above about 15 minutes after it had been uploaded. With that said, make sure to comment if you like it. Rate it if you care to. People like to know what you think . . . . good or bad. I happen to like this one. It's one of
my favorite Mudvayne songs laid over one of my favorite Band of Brothers episodes. While most of the editing seems pretty easy (i.e., non-exististent), it gets really good around the 3:00 minute mark even if only by mistake. Thought I saw a few more new ones with this same theme just pop up, so you may see more
in the near future.
Now this is the way it should be with 'truth in advertising': The WTF Blanket. I'm pretty sure I've said
most of this same stuff after seeing those damn commercials as much as I have. I've never thought that was a good idea. I'm wondering what the fire hazard aspect would be? Hmmm... maybe we should film
our own version depicting how horribly wrong these things can go. Yeah, I like that.
I'll be the first to admit that I'm not the world's biggest basketball fan. Never really have been. Being 6'2" doesn't help either. People just expect you to enjoy it. Nope. Regardless, when Kobe Scored 81 Points, I
understood the magnitude. I wish I would have been a fan that night. The only person to ever do better was the famous 100 point game by Wilt Chamberlain. While enthusiast will say that Wilt was the first, so he is the greatest, you get to
see exactly how hard Kobe works for his. The video is 3:00 minutes and well worth the watch, if only to watch the numbers run up.
I know I've been lacking a little in the naked women department lately, so here's a little Sexy Photo Shoot Vid to help make up for my slackeness.
In fact, if my short term will hold up, I'll try to post another one of these tomorrow for you. Make sure you clike the HQ button on the video player so you get the High Quality version. (NSFW - nudity)
March 4th, 2009
Wednesday.
HAPPY "30th" BIRTHDAY FUZZ ! !
Looks like old Fuzz has finally gotten old. Usually I would make some comment about how i wish we could be there partying, but I need to remind you that he
lives in Colorado now . . . . and I HATE the cold. Sooooooo....... Fuzz, wish you were here to party for your Birthday. I'll make sure to eat an extra helping of
chicken bog for you. And don't worry, I'll take good care of the cherry dump cake till you get here.
It wouldn't be an update without a Nonpoint video. "Witness" . . . . . good song. Don't know the game that this video is made from, but it looks pretty cool as well. Damn I can't wait for this show.....
March 3rd, 2009
Tuesday.
What a day indeed. For some reason i have a feeling that today is going to be Hell On Wheels. No clue as to why I feel that way. Just do. Who knows, today might be a good day for a random act
of road rage.
For you fellas needing a little extra love at home, you need to watch this instructional video. Granted, "The Blowjob" may sound like it would
be directed at women or any of the Jonas Brothers, but it is actually more of a "how to get one" type deal. Don't worry, it's very much SFW and the actress is actually kinda hot once she gets her hair up.
And finally . . . . . HAPPY SQUARE ROOT DAY ! !. Yes, I know it only happens 9 times each century, but you math geeks really need
to get a life. Now i can't wait till April 4, 2016!
March 2nd, 2009
Monday
I hope everyone survived their weekend. Mine ended up being a pretty damn good weekend. The trip to Franco's was phenomenal from beginning to end. Dare I even say
therapeutic? I had a fairly decent day
on the Fantasy Sports side of things. And the snow that was forecasted missed us . . . . by a long shot. Looking back, I should have played the Lotto. I decided to play a somewhat heavier song for today.
Not sure if it's the anticipation of the upcoming show, or the fact that it's Monday and I need every ounce of encouragement possible to make it out to work.
For all you gear heads, this next link is for you. Take a look at The Electric Drag Racing Car. It's just what every man wants:
a golf cart that turns the 1/4 mile in 10 seconds. No gas. No exhaust. Just you and the volts pushing down the track. For you doubters, it REALLY is a car and it REALLY hauls ass. Now can someone tell me why
we pay Detroit autoworkers $50/hour, while this guy has revolutionized the entire industry during his spare time?
Cold outside today. Stay warm or stay inside.
March 1st, 2009
Sunday.
Survived Columbia. Had a fantastic time at Franco's Friday night/Saturday morning. I can only hope that Wesley and i didn't scare anyone off
permanently. I mean, Frank did introduce as
"my two dads", so God only knows. Franco's XBox 360 cake was a hit both visually and in taste. Tacy hated how it turned out in looks, but it only lasted 10 minutes once it was cut. And that's with
everyone drinking beer on top of it. Which brings up another point on the night: apparently everyone in Columbia drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Franco started with one case of PBR in his fridge, when we left there
were 4 FULL cases in that same fridge. This is after a house full of people drinking all night. I have apparently been away from the inland for far too long. Not only do they drink a ton of beer when they party, they bring a ton with them when
they do. I won't even begin to try and guestimate on the amount and number of treatments, but believe me when i say that I'm sure we left a good impression. Another visit or two and Phelps will
be wanting to hang out in our hood.
Actually, my dumb ass forgot to put the proper files on the server and rather
than bug the shit out of Wes, I just let it ride. To be honest, it was somewhat therapeutic. Really. Pic People, don't fret. ALL THREE DAYS of pictures are listed below.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY ! !
