A big TANKS to ALL of those who have served. Then and Now. Without people like you, there would be no people like us.
Cat vs Snake is making it's rounds on the Interet, so I thought I'd share as well. To me, this is one of the main reasons why you have cats. A dog would have barked and jumped around, but
Killa Kitty just took care of the matter. As in most things, timing is every thing. And for those of you who live in the city, bugs and flies don't stand a chance with the feline persuasion. We need MORE PRETTY CATS.
I'm not sure if this guy was trying to explain hockey or if he was inventing a new game, but all i can say is OUCH ! ! !.
May 30th, 2010
Sunday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STORMY ! ! !
Hope your day goes well girl. I'd send out the usual "Wish You Were Here", but it's Memorial Day Weekend, and any one who visits Myrtle Beach knows
what that means. Regardless, hope you have a good day.
For the rest of you, nothing much to see here today. I've just finished three straight nights of Night Audit work and I'm just a wee bit sleepy. More tomorrow as we celebrate the Holiday. Till then . . . .
have a good one.
May 29th, 2010
Saturday.
Yeah, yeah. Say what you want, but I guarantee any of these girls can do more sit-ups and most likely out-cardio 90% of my readers. Me included. Of course, I'm willing to test that theory if someone can produce me a few of these chicas. While some of these are standard moves for the
industry, some of these girls have true talent, originality, and/or skill. I don't think i could manage a single chin-up right now. While on the subject, check out the Best Trick In Doubles. Yup, double bang for your
buck. The video quality could be better, but these two definitely deliver the goods. Well worth the watch.
All for today. I have one more long night ahead of me, then I can enjoy the rest of the holiday weekend. Hope your day goes well.
May 28th, 2010
Friday.
Nothing like FREE FOOD. Only catch this time, is that you have to make an appointment. I know it sounds crazy, but that's the deal behind the latest
Chik-Fil-A free food offer. You basically have to sign-up (nothing but a name and valid email) and then show-up between your reserved times. Sounds easy enough, but I guess
we shall see. My appointment is for Monday, between 2 and 5 p.m. If you sign up and go before me, let me know if the sammich is worth the time and effort. It may be free, but thats nothing if it tastes
nasty.
On the subject of free stuff, I stumbled across a site filled with goodies. Freaky Freddies.com offers a comprehensive list of what's
currently being offered for free (or with minimal work), but they also feature a free offer EACH DAY. You really can't beat that. In the course of a few minutes I was able to sign up for:
Kraft Flavored Mayo Samples - And I don't even like
mayonnaise. Of course,
if it has a faint flavor of garlic or some other spice, that may be different. Did I mention it's free?
Nothing like a Free Heinz Ketchup Pin to show your love of the good stuff. The magic gray backpack can always use
another pin.
Edge Shave Gel for the face, even though I don't shave as much as I used to.
And finally, while it isn't a free product, I did want to share a free video game cheat code. It seems that you can Unlock Shaq on UFC Undisputed. Not sure if I'll get around
to using this one, but hopefully someone can let me know if it's worth it.
All for today. Hope your weekend goes well. Good luck on the Freebie Hunting. Till tomorrow.
May 27th, 2010
Thursday.
It seems that the Girls Next Door madness will continue, at least a little while longer. Holly Madison Is Getting A Show. It seems that America just can't get enough of Hugh Hefner's leftovers. Ms. Holly has moved to
Las Vegas and camera crews will document her day-to-day life in Sin City. O.K. Let's be real here. Who really gives a phuhk? The main reason any one watched GND was in the hopes of seeing some Bunny booty. The second reason was in hopes of obtaining some sort of idea on exactly HOW Hugh does it. Regardless, no one is really gonna care
about these girls going forward. Or at least . . . . not while they are dressed.
Only because soooo many of you have asked for it, here's a sneak peek at the Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape. The clip is courtesy of
Drunkenstepfather.com and is NOT that impressive. The video that is. Basically you get the first scene of what i'm sure will evolve into some bumping of uglies. You get to see Ms. Kendra before her boob job and definitely before she took acting classes.
Oh wait . . . . she didn't take classes?? That explains EVERY THING.
May 26th, 2010
Wednesday.
What do you do when your wife divorces you, but decides to leave the wedding dress
behind? You make a website called "My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress", then you proceed
to find 101 uses for the piece of material. Coffee strainer and gas cap have to be two of my favorites, and the scarecrow is definitely original. While I bet I could think up more than 101 uses, it would be tough getting any material past the first one which
would involve wrapping the ex in the dress, setting it on fire while throwing the entire package off the Hoover Dam. My second use involves cow's blood, honey, and a nest of fire ants. If you feel the need to things
in order, Start Here.
On the subject of ex-wives, it seems that Hef's ex-gal Kendra is getting paid $680,000 For Her STOLEN Sex Tapes. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Post my tapes (all 20 of them) against my will then pay me large sums of money for it. Talk about a worn out #@$$y story. Sex tapes are like
retirements these days. Both involve old phuhks trying to hold on to celebrity as long as possible. For you peepers, the site offers NSFW screencaps.
May 25th, 2010
Tuesday.
The bassist for SlipKnot, Paul Gray, has been FOUND DEAD in an Iowa hotel room. At this point and time, police
do not suspect foul play. I'm thinking maybe Hannibal Lecter wanted his mask back. Regardless, it's quite a loss to the band and the industry. I mean, really, how many people can keep a bassline going with that much chaos happening around them??
I can't tap my foot to a beat in a quite room. Lose my mind on that stage. We won't even discuss the mosh pit you see. RIP P.G.
May 24th, 2010
Monday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE ELVIS ! ! !
Even though she's a thousand miles away and will most likely not see this, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL E. Rest easy and know that we will eat plenty of sushi and oysters on your behalf today.
May 23rd, 2010
Sunday.
Big Wheels on Lombard Street? Sign me up. I'll be the one in the Viking helmet swinging the studded mace.
Mess with bull, GET THE HORNS . . . . IN THE MOUTH. I'm not gonna waste time with the full back story, but i'll give you the
highlights. One of the World's best bullfighters caught one to the chin. Now he may die. Enjoy the EXTREMELY GRAPHIC PHOTOS. Now I want to grill steaks for dinner.
May 22nd, 2010
Saturday.
Nike has gone ALL OUT to solidify their spot in the upcoming World Cup. At just over 3:00 minutes, this is a commercial for the ages. For the record, I like it. I like it
a lot. From the background music to the 5-hole shot on Homer Simpson. Good stuff.
Speaking of Soccer . . . . . . World Cup Fantasy Challenge SIGN UPS are underway. The game operates on a bracket system, so you pick
the winners and wait it out. Considering that most of the World plays soccer, I figured it would be worth a shot. The game is operated through Yahoo and is free to play, so jump right in. What do you have to lose??
I'm not sure how stupid Lindsy Lohan is, but it's starting to get scary. With all of the bullshit that's going on in her life, there's now a picture of Lindsay Doing Coke.
In all fairness, she doesn't have the straw to her nose, but those lines on the glass table sure look funny to me. And we all know that the rich and stupid in Hollywood like to row out rails of flour while vacationing in France. How stupid can this beyotch be? All of this while she was supposed to be in L.A. for a court date.
watDhell? Shit like this is sooo stupid, which is why you rarely see it here.
Enjoy your Saturday. It's supposed to rain here, but I'm just not seeing it. Maybe i'll plan to take the top off the Jeep, then it will rain for sure.
May 21st, 2010
Friday.
I would like to think that I have a little bit of movie knowledge. I always seem to remember the obscure, un-important stuff. Now I have yet another
weapon in that library. "THAT GUY" is your one-stop reference center for all those actors
who are simply "faces" in the movie. You know the ones I'm talking about. The gas station attendent in one movie, who was the city cop in another. They may have a few lines, but never
a part of meaning. Take a look through their gallery and you'll instantly know who and what i'm talking about. All of the thumbnails lead to IMDB.com,
so you can see exactly how often these guys pop up.
Lil short skirts are the Featured Friday for today. As I look over my inventory, I'm thinking I need to freshen up my library of pics a little. See what I can do over the
weekend.
It seems that the Kendra Sex Tape is already leaking photos. How convenient. What's worse,
she doesn't really look that good . . . . before or after this tape. If you can't tell, I'm just not a fan of the girl. Of course, she's Getting 50% of Sales, so
I guess that explains the smile.
World Cup Fantasy Challenge SIGN UPS are underway. The game operates on a bracket system, so you pick
the winners and wait it out. Considering that most of the World plays soccer, I figured it would be worth a shot. The game is operated through Yahoo and is free to play, so jump right in. What do you have to lose??
May 20th, 2010
Thursday.
It looks as if good ol' Skweezy has released a new YouTube video. I still can't figure out if this guy is real or just a really good actor. Regardless, i thoroughly enjoy his few minutes of fame.
May 19th, 2010
Wednesday.
Doh. Slept late. Sorry. Actually, I got up early, did some errands, then laid back down for a quick nap. Pictures are here and I am not. More tomorrow.
May 18th, 2010
Tuesday.
And you thought Kobe could dribble?? These guys are doing this with their FEET. Every thinks hand-eye is the key. No one talks about eye-foot coordination. I won't even touch the whole
Riverdance moves these guys are pulling before they kick it. And what makes it really bad . . . these are IN-GAME stunts. Just imagine Playing By Yourself.
With the World's largest sporting event less than a month away, I thought I'd better jump on the bandwagon. World Cup Fantasy Challenge SIGN UPS are underway. Yes, there really
IS a fantasy game for every sport now. Those who can't play coach. Those who can't coach play fantasy league. The premise of Fantasy WC is simple: pick the winners for points, guess the correct score for extra points. As the tournament continues, you gain even more points for correct answers.
In the end, impress everyone with your futbol knowledge and correctly guess the most wins to . . . . win.
Now before anyone asks, I know little about soccer. Sure I know the rules and how it's played, but most of the more subtler rules and
game play are a mystery to me. For instance, the officials will sometimes let the game clock go over regulation in order to make up time lost during the period. I love the theory, but
how exactly is that enforced?? It seems like no one really knows how much longer they'll play. Just keep running and kicking until the fool blows the whistle. watDhell is that about?? If you enjoy the game, or just enjoy beating me in fantasy competition, feel free to join us and play in this year's World Cup
Fantasy Challenge. Before I forget, those of you who are playing in the Fantasy League will receive BONUS POINTS for participation as well as final standings. More details on the forum.
Hope your Tuesday goes well. Got a ton of administrative stuff to handle before Franco rolls into town tonight. And for all those who have asked or are dying of curiosity, the answer is
No. Till tomorrow.
May 17th, 2010
Monday.
R.I.P. DIO
The Heavy Metal World has lost one of it's founders and icons as DIO Is Dead. After several years of battling stomach cancer, R.J.D. passed away in his home on
Sunday. For those of us familiar with his voice and music, this is the loss of an icon. For those of you who are not familiar, I feel sorry for your loss as well.
May 16th, 2010
Sunday.
Big Tanks and Big Props to Big P. Tacy and I got to attend a showing of Le Grande Cirque last night at The Palace.
We have seen an earlier version of the show several years ago, so we were stoked to see the new production. What was more exciting was that our very own Big P was playing the part of Clown last night. And even better: he ROCKED IT.
Granted, if you knew Big P that wouldn't be a surprise, but I was still proud see to my boy do so well. Of course, it was also no surprise when he drug me up on stage for an audience participation bit. For the record, my ass still hurts.
If you make it to the Myrtle Beach area over the next few months, you DEFINITELY want to check this show out. Even without Big P at the helm, it's still an awesome show.
May 15th, 2010
Saturday.
Apparently 3-D technology is soooooo great that a 3-D Porno Can Make You Pregnant. I'm
guessing that this chick must have been watching classic 40's porn considering she's white and the baby is black. DOH. I'm guessing that anyone who has watched a
Tila Tequila video now has herpegonnasyphillaids.
It looks as if those people living on the Gulf Coast are taking this oil spill thing seriously. Just wait till it gets to Key West and pisses off the Parrot Heads.
May 14th, 2010
Friday.
Today is one of those days. Major decisions to be made. Major steps to be taken. In the meantime, Sarah Peachez is your Feature Friday.
Miss Sarah has been around a LONG time, but still looks as cute as can be. Enjoy.
May 13th, 2010
Thursday.
Nothing warms the heart like pictures of cute baby animals. Nothing warms the belly like a large bowl of animal soup. Cool pictures of animals in the news.
If you thought child beauty pagents were bad, take a look at The Dance Competitions. Yup,
I'm willing to bet there are a few single mom's-to-be in that group. So good to see the crowd getting involved. watDhell are these people thinking?
All for today. Enjoy your Thursday. The weekend is right around the corner.
May 12th, 2010
Wednesday.
If you are in the South Carolina area TOMORROW, then drop by your local Subway for a Free Breakfast English Muffin Melt & Beverage. What
better way to start your day than with FREE FOOD ?!?!?!?!? Hell, I even mentioned it today so that you can plan ahead. Now if I can get my own lazy ass out of bed before noon.
Back to the grind today. I'll be O.K. once I make it in the door. Getting there . . . . . well that's a different story.
May 11th, 2010
Tuesday.
This only proves what I've been saying all along: "Google will take over the World". No, really. First they took over the Web via the search engine. Then they took over your email with GMail. Cellphones are now
loaded and distributed by Google. My understanding is that they will soon produce an operating system that instantly gives you a desktop at start-up. Little to no load time. watDhell will they think of next??
As far as this video goes, I wanna play with a science kit . . . .
These guys are Walking on Water. Seriously. Is this real?? I'm sure I could make a few Jesus jokes, or even a few comments about being "light in the loafers", but I'm honestly
curious at this point. Crazy Norsemen.
Off today and not a moment too soon. Of course, I managed to only get 4.5 hours of sleep, so who knows how the day will be. Hope your day goes well. Till tomorrow.
May 10th, 2010
Monday.
Not much here today. For one thing, it's a Monday and we know how those guy. Second reason being, it's actually my Friday and it's been a very long week. Tomorrow
is my day off and I'm hoping to seriously recharge the batteries. Till then, enjoy today's Catch Pics and I'll see you tomorrow.
May 9th, 2010
Sunday.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ! !
To all those Mom's, Ma's, Mommy's, and Ma Ma's, THANK YOU for all that you've done and all that you do. To eveyone else, call your Mother
rightnow and tell her where you buried the cat that you love her.
Now THAT is some racing. Holy Cow. Now watch it again and keep a close eye on the rear view mirror. (if you are impatient it's around the 1:00 mark)
May 8th, 2010
Saturday.
Eddie Money is in the house. Granted, that doesn't do much for most of you, but I think it's kinda cool. Eddie, The Tams, and the Barkays are all staying at my hotel this weekend while they perform at Mayfest on Main today. I got to meet the
Barkays, as well as some of The Tams. Mr. Money was performing in North Carolina last night, so I expect him to breeze through later today. Nice people. Every single one of them. Then again, when trying to stay relavant in today's times, you got to be nice to the wittle people.
May 7th, 2010
Friday.
He's dead. There ya go. Just in case you are wondering, the man in the picture is dead. NO. I mean THAT MAN in the picture... is actually a DEAD MAN that has been stuck to his bike for the wake and funeral.
I can't make this type of stuff up.
"If you thought you'd previously seen it all, well, you're wrong. Case in
point: David Morales Colón, a 22-year-old Puerto Rican man who was shot
to death last Thursday, and whose wake is now making headlines here in
the United States mainland. How come? Well, suffice it to say that the
funeral directors at Marin Funeral Home in San Juan's Hato Rey
neighborhood have a flair for the unorthodox. For example, in 2008, they
embalmed another young shooting victim and displayed his body standing
up for the duration of a multi-day wake.
Back to the present: Yesterday and today, callers who stopped to pay
their final respects to the late Mr. Colón got a bit of a surprise.
Instead of the traditional presentation of the body in a casket, Mr.
Colón's corpse, dressed in casual duds and sunglasses, was instead posed
in a very lifelike position atop his Repsol-liveried Honda CBR600 F4.
According to Puerto Rico's Primera Hora newspaper, the
motorcycle was given to the victim by his uncle, and upon Mr. Colón's
untimely demise, family members delivered the bike to the funeral home
specifically for this unusual wake. "
The full article can be Read Here. Well. . . . he'll definitely be remembered. And after that, I don't have much more to say on the subject other than: Creepy. Tanks to Bud for this wee bit of weirdness.
The weekend is upon us, so i hope you are ready. North Myrtle Beach is having it's annual "Mayfest On Main" tomorrow. Basically the city
shuts down Main Street for the day and sets up a big party. With music by The Tams and Eddie Money, it's sure to be a good time had by all. Considering that my resort is two blocks from Main Street and that all the musicians and crew are staying
with us, it's going to be a long weekend.
Hope your day goes well. Don't forget that Mother's Day is Sunday. Get your ass up and get your Mommy something TODAY. Till tomorrow.
May 6th, 2010
Thursday.
I used to think that Mt. Dew was pee straight from God's urinal. Talk about some good stuff. I've laid off the hard stuff recently due to economics, a desire to save my stomach lining, and my never quenching
thirst for sweet tea. With that said, apparently they are once again trying to add to the Dew. DEWmocracy.com is hosting a poll to see
what flavor will become a full time soda. I have two of the choices in my fridge because I tried the Distortion last night. I can see why it's in last place. Taste like 7-up. Not Sprite. Seven-up yours.
I'm not quite sure how i'll like the remaining two: Typhoon and White-Out. Typhoon is ahead in votes in my state, but does that truly mean anything?? Also, what ever happened to some of the previous Dew flavors?? To this day, I
would KILL someone for an Orange Live-Wire Mountain Dew. And YES, i know that some of you have it in your area, but I don't have it here. That's all that matters. I also remember a Grape Mt. Dew that was
ecstatically good as well. Haven't seen one of those in ages. I guess what I'm saying is: why go through all this show and dance when you a.) Can't compete with the original and b.) You won't
continuously make the product regardless of the outcome??
Screw it. I'm going to pour myself a fourth glass of sugary sweet tea goodness. Till tomorrow.
May 5th, 2010
Wednesday.
So technical difficulties of my own doing were the cause of the outage yesterday. It's amazing the difficulties one can encounter when they don't change the date on the credit card on file. DOH.
Oh well, live and learn. For now, this is all you get. It's been a late night and I'm not sure what time I'll be up in the morning. I mainly wanted every one to know that all pages are back up and operational.
All the way down the Cinco de Mayo Feature Catch Pics. Both days worth.
May 3rd, 2010
Monday.
+2 points for the driver remaining brutally calm. -2 points for not slapping that beyotch for doubting your methods. It is kind of funny how it takes her a few second to process the ditch comment. Good stuff here. Hopefully
we don't see a repeat of it today.
Needless-to-say, yesterday was a rough one. Not only was I not feeling well, but I had an early shift at work. watDhell?? Feeling a little better today; however, I'm still
not 100%. If I can make it through this shift, I have a day off tomorrow. That might actually end up being nice. Then again, it's still 12 hours away.
Once again the weekly totals show that I'm once again I'm sucking ballz when it comes to Fantasy Sports. Well, at least every one else is having a good time.
Hey, Hey. I moved up a spot in the overall NASCAR standings. I guess I should thank wesley for not playing this week, huh?
May 1st, 2010
Saturday.
For all you nostalgia gamers, take a crack at Super Mario Crossover. The entire original
Mario Bros. game, but with a few extra players. Now, tanks to the wonders of technology and the internet, you can search for the Princess as
Mario, Mega Man, Link, Contra Soldier, Simon (Castlevania), or Samus (Metroid). Playing as Samus is kinda cool considering it's a girl in the suit. Wonder if the
Princess is wearing latex? Each character brings along some of his (her) original traits, so have a blast.
Hope your Saturday goes well. Back in the trenches for yet another day of tour-ons. It's the first day of May, so it's downhill to Hell from here. Till tomorrow.
