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May 31st, 2009


Sunday.




The Pac Man Dossier is anything and everything you would EVER want to know about the original bad boy video game, Pac Man. From the history of it's creation to the distinct travel patterns of a rainbow colored ghost, it's all here. Considering that we are eons ahead of this classic, you may be asking yourself, 'What's the point?' To be honest, I have no clue. But it is somewhat of fun read and gives you insight as to what kind of people are actually out there.


Tanks to all those who sent messages making sure I was alive after missing yesterdays update. With the Jeep top off, and the Sun shining, I just couldn't take the time to do the page. Sorry. Sue me. Of course, today is Sunny as well. With that said, tomorrow starts a new month, so maybe I should try and start a new streak. Maybe.







May 29th, 2009


Friday.




Got the new Trek Top by Bestop. In a word: Love It. I have to spend some time today working out the wrinkles from packaging, as well as a few wrinkles in my install. Overall, i couldn't be any happier. Good price. Easy installation. Very quiet ride. Looks INCREDIBLE. Not long now and I'll be able to dive into body work. Trust me, Bad Scene. I'll post some more pictures in the Forum once i'm done tweaking.


Here is your time killer for the day: Crush The Castle. Click to load the trebuchet. Click to launch and then click again to release your load. Destroy the castles and kill ALL the people. It's easy to learn but sooo damn hard to walk away from. I'll forewarn you, castles #17 and #22 are gonna be tough. Be prepared.


If you have a Wii, you have definitely bowled at least a few games in Wii Sports. I managed to almost score a perfect game a few nights ago. I figure 289 Is Not Bad. I'll never get that close again, so here it is for posterity sake.


Ashley Bulgari is your Featured Friday. She's somewhat of a new model for me and I am somewhat impressed. Needless-to-say the download queue is FULL.


Hope your weekend goes well. I'm off work until Tuesday, so i've got plenty of time to be busy here at home. Then again, a nap would be really great right now.






May 28th, 2009


Thursday.


A quick update today. The past few days have been somewhat "hectic", so hopefully I can devote a little more time starting tomorrow. Not only did I tell my company's president that I wanted to quit and it was HIS fault, I almost bowled a perfect game on Wii bowling. (i'm easy to make happy!) Did I mention I finally got the soft top for the Jeep? Trust me when I tell you it looks SWEET!!! Pictures and proof tomorrow.


"The Joy Jackhammer" Incident has finally been resolved. I'm still unsure of how all this played out, so pardon my skepticism. Hell, the source of the information may be false, but then again, those damn Oklahomans are pretty funky sometimes.


Hope your day goes well. Today is my Friday as far as work goes, so i'm set. Keep your head up and your powder dry.






May 27th, 2009


Wednesday.




Those damn Japanese. I have no clue watDhell is going on in the game above, but it looks kinda crazy. If it wasn't muscle-bound dudes, running around in their skibbies, I'd say it actually looks fun. Available through Nintendo's WiiWare today, Muscle March will most likely be a smash download hit. I know. I know. Doesn't make sense to me either, but I'm just telling ya. You know . . . . . that you mention it . . . . I wonder if I have any Wii Points left? The bear in the banana hammock is just tooo damn funny.

I suppose it's worth mentioning that the Freestyle Music Park re-opened over the weekend. The former "Hard Rock Park" is back from the bowels of bankruptcy Hell, but by no means out of the woods. First reports from the front lines are that people are showing up and having fun, but by no means is it crowded. Guess I'd better get over there and ride some rides before it all goes away again this Fall.

For those of you who visit daily, you will notice that I missed yesterday's update. My bad. No, really. Everything you see today was actually ready for yesterday; however, I failed to perform the simple task of uploading the update to the server. Believe me, it was one of those days. Today doesn't appear to be much better. Sorry for the miss. I've posted DOUBLE CATCH today, so as to at least keep the string of girls going. Hope your day goes well. Rain and work here, can't be too good.






May 25th, 2009


Monday.











May 24th, 2009


Sunday.




This was on the television this morning, so i could not resist. Jack is the man.


If you have some time to kill, do I have the game for you. BLOONS is one of those games where no matter how pissed off it makes you, you HAVE to keep playing. My understanding is that after these 50 levels, you can actually play Parts II and III of the series. watDhell? That's one side arming simian.







May 23rd, 2009


Saturday.





Man I used to love Saturday morning cartoons. They just don't make them like this any more.






May 22nd, 2009


Friday.




Phuhk Yea Friday. It's about time one went my way. It seems that Capcom has decided to Release Monster Hunter 3 In The United States after all. It will remain a Wii exclusive title, and no word as of yet if they will attempt to charge a subscription. The article points to an Investor Briefing as the source of it's MH info. Well, I downloaded the briefing, and THERE IT IS, in all its splendor. No exact release date; however, the 2009 fiscal year (FY) runs through March of 2010, so that's close by any means.

I CAN NOT tell you how excited I am about this. I know it's a video game and that as an adult, I should have more self control. Phuhk that. When I tell you that I've played Monster Hunter since before it was a game, I'm not lying. I had the divine opportunity to beta test the game before it ever came out. As soon as the full game became available, I was there with hint book in hand. Bud and Kendall can profess to MH's appeal as I managed to suck them in for a few years of game play. While I'm unsure if the Wii can actually produce playable graphics like those in the trailer, I'll happily take the old PS2 graphics and a new server to play on the Net. Damn, I can't wait. Now I'm gonna have to fire up the old system and get in on some one player action.

Soooo stoked today that it's DOUBLE CATCH. I've been trying to make Friday's a "Featured" set of pics, so you can consider todays: a few of my favorite things.

A couple of quick follow-ups:     The Mug Shot Photo was real and happened locally; however, I don't know the guy. My sister has just received and is trying out the new EA Sports ACTIVE and will be reporting to me later today and what she thinks about it opposed to the Wii Fit. I'll let you know later on that as well.

Alright Kiddies. It's Friday. Enjoy your long weekend. Be safe and vigilant. I'm hiding in the house all weekend and most likely playing old school Monster Hunter for a few days.






May 21st, 2009


Thursday.



Mars Real Chocolate Relief Act


I know that my last free food giveaway ended up being somewhat of a bust (KFC couldn't handle the Oprah crowd), so hopefully this will redeem me. Starting at 9:00 a.m. EST, the first 250,000 people to register at The Mars Real Chocolate Relief Act, will receive FREE CHOCOLATE. It's a coupon good for a single candy bar, but it's FREE. I'm not sure how the overall traffic is to the M&M site; however, the offer repeats itself EVERY FRIDAY for the entire Summer. If you don't get lucky tomorrow, try again next week. If you get lucky a few times in a row, hook me up with a Reese's.




Fake or not, that's some damn good shootin' there. What kills me is that people get so mad and wanna shout FAKE when they see things like these. WatDhell is your problem? No one said they were real. No one said these guys were professionals. No one said you had to pay, thus no one said you had to watch. With that in mind, I think they made every single one of these shots. I think it took a TON of tries to pull them off, but i'm ready to believe they actually made the shots. Hell, even if they didn't, it's more fun to believe they did.


Today starts Atlantic Beach Bike Week. Hold on to your toenails, Kiddies. Got a feeling it could get rough this time.







May 20th, 2009


Wednesday.




And that's what happens When You Resist Arrest. I'm thinking this situation could have gotten a whole lot worse. Then again, in looking at this dude's face, couldn't have gotten much worse.

It looks as if the video gaming industry has just up'd it a notch as far as realism go. Tony Hawk's 'Skate' actually comes with a wireless skateboard deck for you to play on. That's right . . . . no wheels, but all the action. I can foresee lots and LOTS of broken stuff in the very near future with this one. Still, it looks very cool and I'd definitely want to try it . . . . in someone else's house.

May 19th, 2009


Tuesday.




Tacy and I saw the new Star Trek movie over the weekend. Pretty damn good if I say so myself. Granted, there were a few minor items that I personally found fault with, but they were small and did not effect the overall movie. Casting is fantastic with each of the "new" crew showing some sort of resemblance to their old counterparts. The movie is fast paced and will have you laughing, crying, and grabbing the edge of your seat. True Trekkies will love all the subtle nods to the original series down to the ensign in the red suit.

Hope your week is going well. Yesterday was a headachy blurr for me, so I have no clue what the week has in store. Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy. With Black Bike week starting in just a few days, it will definitely be interesting.






May 18th, 2009


Monday.

EA SPORTS Active


EA Sports 'ACTIVE' for the Wii is yet another attempt to take advantage of the Wii Fit Board. This title actually looks half decent and I must say that I am intrigued by the weight tension bands. Tacy and I have been using our Wii Fit on and off for the past year and we love it. This may actually bring a new sense of excitement to the whole thing. We'll have to see. The game is not available until tomorrow (5/19/09) and I'm willing to bet that the price tag will prevent me from getting this one for a few days. Then again, I may be at Wal-Mart at midnight to snag this one as well.


Hope your Monday goes well. I'm lazy and at home today, so mine will be just fine. Till tomorrow.






May 17th, 2009


Sunday.


I'm thinking today is going to be a fantastic day of rest. Got lots of stuff done around the house yesterday, so i'm thinking today is going to be a big, fat sofa day. Hope you enjoy yours.






May 16th, 2009


Saturday.




Sign me up. I must see this at Midnight on the day of it's release. I wonder if Wal-Mart will have the DVD on the shelf at Midnight? C'mon, I mean . . . really. How phuhkin ridiculous can this get? Did you watch the trailer? Watch it again, maybe even a few times, and then let me know: how incredibly stoooopid can this move get? So, you wanna come to my house to watch it? No. Really. Just bring your own popcorn.

For all of those who thought Mikey Phelps was a washed up drug user, Think Again Beyotches!!. Phelps won the "gold" in the two events that he swam in on Friday during a meet in Charlotte, NC. Not only did he win, he won convincingly and with hair. Seems that ol' Mike was confident, he didn't shave for the race and wore only "average" swimming attire. Phelps has a couple of more races today. Hopefully he'll blister these phuhks as well, thus securing that new endorsement with Doritos, Planters, and Philly Blunt.







May 15th, 2009


Friday.



We all know I love ALL women's parts, so anything I can do to help save them, I'll do. Or at least try. The Click to Give Link will allow you to donate a small amount of change to the National Breast Cancer Foundation via corporate sponsors. In easy terms: every day that you click the button, a major company donates $$. So why not click this little booger EVERY DAY until you can click no more? Read on.

"The National Breast Cancer Foundation estimates that each year, over 200,000 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer and over 40,000 die. One woman in eight either has or will develop breast cancer in her lifetime. Approximately 1,700 men will be diagnosed with breast cancer and 450 will die each year.

If detected early, the five-year survival rate for breast cancer exceeds 96%. Mammograms are among the best early detection methods, yet 13 million U.S. women 40 years of age or older have never had a mammogram."



Consider yourself slightly educated. Now get busy and click the link on their page EVERY DAY..... right after visiting here. Incidentally, it's worth mentioning that you can also help support several other charities in this same fashion. Once on the donation site, you can switch charities by clicking the tabs across the top of the screen. You are already there, so you might as well help the dogs, the hungry, and the rainforest. (i'm sure there's a limerick in there somewhere.)






May 14th, 2009

Thursday.




I've mentioned the old BBS game Legend of the Red Dragon before, and I thought it time to mention it again. While most of the 'Hellions are still off on the war grounds of Battle Dawn, I've chosen a different path. LORD is THE first game I EVER played "online". When I say online, I mean by dial-up. To a BBS. A single node one at that. Red Dragon is text based and allows you to play against the game as well as other online players. The ultimate goal is to get 5 dragon kills; however, killing enemies and bedding foes, are all part of the equation.

If you decide to play, you have three skill levels to choose from: blue, green, or red. Blue is the 'beginner' level and happens to be the one i'm currently Kicking Ass In. If you join, drop me an in-game message and i'll try to send you some $$$. If you have questions, drop me a line here or in the Forum and hopefully I can help. Till then, I'm off to work until i can kill again.






May 13th, 2009

Wednesday.


Hump Day. I don't know about yours, but this week is truly a beat-down. It's Harley Week here at the beach; however, there are very few bikes to talk about. Now that we are midway through the week, maybe a few more will straggle in; however, with rain on the forecast, it might be a slow week after all.


While on the subject of bikers, I thought I'd share the Bad Ass Biker Bear for everyone to enjoy. Who said that all bears have to be happy and shiny? This one makes me feel better than any other bear i've seen in a while. Of course, I'm told you should be careful squeezing him so as to not set off his concealed weapon.


Thought a little music video might help you through the middle of the week. The Rolling Stones, "Paint It Black", is by far one of my favorite songs. Now that I've seen Music Movidas, it may well be my favorite video too.     (NSFW - nudity)


DOUBLE CATCH to help enjoy your day. At this point you are half way home to the weekend.






May 12th, 2009

Tuesday.




Oh the good days of Mac and King Hippo. Punch-Out was one of my favorite Nintendo games, so I'll probably at least play this once . . . . or twice. Of course, boxing on the Wii is sometimes a little too much for me. I am a lazy phuhk if you will remember.


Yet another day that I am having to drag myself to work. Could be worse, I could be a ditch digger, huh? I'm definitely thinking I need either a nap or a new job. Maybe I should flip a coin.






May 11th, 2009

Monday.


Hope that everyone had a good weekend. Mine was somewhat productive, but not enough to brag about it. Today is another day back to the grind and I'm hating it already. Pretty sad considering I only have to work 4 days this week. Not sure WatDhell that's about. For those who missed yesterday, I left up the Floyd link for your perusal. For the rest of ya, enjoy the pics!




We've all heard the urban legend about how "The Wizard of Oz" synchs up Pink Floyd's album, "Dark Side of the Moon". Now is your chance to find out for yourself. I've made available an AVI movie file that is a FULL VERSION of the "The Wizard of Oz" digitally overlaid with "Dark Side of the Moon". This IS NOT a work of my own, by any means. I've had this movie for some time and watch it on a fairly regular basis. While the legend is only true in a few spots throughout, it does make for a fun watch AND it's pretty damn good quality as well. "Dark Side of Oz" is available through MegaUpload and is a little over 700 megs in size. Make sure you have the space on the ol' hard drive before you even start.

One note on the video, you can watch a portion of it by using MegaVideo; however, you will only be able to watch about 40 minutes total before reaching your 'daily limit'. Just an FYI.







May 10th, 2009

Sunday.


HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY !!


To all the Mom's, Happy Mommy's Day!. If it weren't for you, none of the rest of us would be here. Tanks for all you've done and all that you do.




We've all heard the urban legend about how "The Wizard of Oz" synchs up Pink Floyd's album, "Dark Side of the Moon". Now is your chance to find out for yourself. I've made available an AVI movie file that is a FULL VERSION of the "The Wizard of Oz" digitally overlaid with "Dark Side of the Moon". This IS NOT a work of my own, by any means. I've had this movie for some time and watch it on a fairly regular basis. While the legend is only true in a few spots throughout, it does make for a fun watch AND it's pretty damn good quality as well. "Dark Side of Oz" is available through MegaUpload and is a little over 700 megs in size. Make sure you have the space on the ol' hard drive before you even start.

One note on the video, you can watch a portion of it by using MegaVideo; however, you will only be able to watch about 40 minutes total before reaching your 'daily limit'. Just an FYI.


Make sure to call your Mother today and tell her 'Thanks'.







May 9th, 2009

Saturday.




Who said baseball can't be exciting?


For you 'fans of the flesh', I've made some moves in the watDhell forum that you may be interested in. I've been promising to flood the place with more XXX files and this is the weekend that comes to fruition. If you're not sure where to click, hit the Adult Section Link on top of the left hand column. I'm going to continue stuffing files over the next few days, so if you see something you like: give a 'Thanks'.






May 8th, 2009

Friday.




There's all kinds of rude remarks to be made here, but I'll simply say: Nice Lungs.


For the Pissed Off portion of your day: 9-1-1 Caller Is Arrested. I'm seriously thinking that I would have a murder case on me after this.


Sorry for this hurried update, but Zilla has surprised me with a time change. If i get back, maybe i'll update more. Maybe not.






May 7th, 2009

Thursday.


Well . . . . after careful consideration i have come to the following conclusion: I have absolutely NOTHING to say here today. Don't get me wrong, I had plenty of time to prep and i really do want to offer great material. Just wasn't gonna happen today. Sorry. CATCH PICS are here, of course. Till tomorrow, those will have to be enough.






May 6th, 2009

Wednesday.

Hump Day. Thank goodness.

At this point, if Brett Farve Returns to Football, I WILL NOT like him. At all. This is starting to get ridiculous Brett. Just quit. Quit now. Go out with some respect and admiration. All this bullshit about retiring then coming back because you were "just not ready to retire" is starting to stink up the game. Why not stay retired and move up to the broadcast booth. Then Brett can be the one talking about all the "old" players who need to quit.

Speaking of hating people, we can all now HATE THIS GUY. He will be making over $100,000 to sit on an island full of amenities and do nothing but blog about it. Yup, I hate him.






May 5th, 2009

Tuesday.


BREAKING NEWS:: Oprah Winfrey is GIVING AWAY FREE FOOD. This offer is ONLY GOOD THROUGH 10 a.m. EST TOMORROW. You are most likely going to have trouble getting through to the actual "coupon", so be patient. Furthermore, I have a feeling that a lot of people are gonna get screwed with their IP's. In any case, Good Luck.




And that's all you are gonna get from me on and about Cinco de Mayo. Well . . . . . today's Catch have a Latina flavor to them, but I'm sure you can mask that with a few cervezas. Enjoy the day. Don't party too much. As always, be on watch for the other guy.






May 4th, 2009

Monday.


Tacy and i had the pleasure of attending this years first meeting of the Myrtle Beach Car Club. The club meets each Friday night during the Summer at one of my favorite burger joints, Burky's. The car show is free to attend and you can always pick up a bag of burgers and fries for the occasion. Here are a few pics from this past weeks event.

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If you would like to see more of this past weeks event, check out the rest of the pictures on the Forum. I plan to attend a few of these this season, so hopefully there will be a good mix of machines.

Hope your weekend went well. Mine was somewhat lazy and not quite over. Enjoy your Monday.






May 3rd, 2009

Sunday.




They are now saying that the swine flu isn't as bad as we thought. In fact, they are saying IT'S NOT the swine flu at all. It's H1N1. Before you get excited, the name change was on the pig's behalf. The chart above is courtesy of the CDC, but I already have to question it's authenticity. Friday my home state of South Carolina had 16 confirmed cases, yet somehow we only have 13. Did three people just get better in two days? Well damn, maybe it isn't that bad after all.


Everyone hates Big Business. The people of Wilson, NC really hate Big Business, Time Warner especially. When they got tired of paying high costs for shitty service, the people of Wilson made their own. Now, of course, Big Business Wants To Shut Them Down. What makes this story even more a pisser is that TWC is trying to get the NC state government to help them do it. WatDhell is that about? I mean, if they want to out price or (try to) out perform Wilson, then good for them. Everyone wins. To simply try and change the rules of the game to their benefit . . . . . . bad monopoly.






May 2nd, 2009

Saturday.




Finally a day off and not a moment too soon. Now if the rain will just hold off for two more days, I'll be all square. The kitty you see in the picture is not mine. He was, however, camping out in my Jeep this morning. Wes has a cat that looks JUST LIKE this one. Of course, it was all nice and warm cuddly kitty time till I realized that the little son-of-a-bitch had sprayed the front floor board. Needless-to-way, he is now an enemy of the state and will treated as such. Yeah... that rain wish wasn't for the Sun, it was so I would have time to let the floor mat and interior dry out from being cleaned.




Saw this on Keep's page and could NOT resist. The iSnort app is a coke heads dream. Well . . . . maybe not so in fact, but it's still SUPER COOL. I think this may replace the bouncing bjoobies app as my favorite. Then again . . . . . Guess I need an iPhone first, huh?






May 1st, 2009

Friday.


WELCOME TO MAY ! !


It's the first of the month and the end of the week. Sounds like a pretty damn good combonation to me. Double Catch today and it's all about 'Georgia on my Mind'.

My meeting at work is scheduled for today. No idea on what to expect. Let's hope for the best, no matter what that is.






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