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November 30th, 2008

Sunday.



Time for a new batch of Star Trek Films. This time we get to see the beginning. And i do mean the beginning. Kirk and Spock as children should make the Trekkie nutz go crazy. Hell, I hear the real town in Indiana that is the fictional birthplace of James T. even has a house musem up and running. watdhell is that about? Then again, it is Indiana.



Well, this weekend could sure-up my season of Fantasy Football. I figure a loss this week will basically rule me out of the playoffs. With that said, i'm thinking of throwing the last two games in order to better my trade slot next year. Gotta have some sort of strategy. Nothing else seems to work.






November 29th, 2008



It's raining and cool outside, so what better way to spend the day then watching cheesy sci-fi flicks? My man Flash is firing up the screen as I type and I expect to follow with Starship Troopers and then possibly Ice Pirates. No better way, i tell ya.






November 28th, 2008

Friday.

I hope that everyone had a fantastic Turkey Day. Mine was OK except I find myself with an extremely sore back and neck today. Not sure what thats about but it's definitely gonna put a cramp in my plans.

Air Art is one of those times where you enjoy the product and not the making. I imagine that much paint is gonna leave a stain . . . . . somewhere.






November 27th, 2008

Thursday.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING


Tax Free Gun Sales for South Carolina. Sometimes it's GREAT to live in the South. Of course, I don't have any money to spend on guns or ammo, but it's still pretty damn cool.

It looks like Pinky had kittens. Yoga Kitty is much more relaxed though. Must be the stretching. Now you know there's a lot that can be said here . . . .

Make sure and enjoy the day. Be thankful for what you have and don't have.






November 26th, 2008

Wednesday.



Last working day of the week for most of us. For the rest of you, i'm sorry and hope that it goes fast.

Speaking of going fast, a new round of the Shark13 Stock Market Challenge has started. Just as it sounds, you have $100,000 to invest/spend as you like. At the end of the round (July 2009) we get to see who is the real "Mr. Moneybags" in these desperate financial times.

1.) Follow the link: http://vse.marketwatch.com/Game/StartViewGame.aspx?id=DirtBroke
2.) Click JOIN THE GAME.
3.) If you played last time, you will simply need to login with your previous information. (there is a forgotten password option.) If you did not play last time, you will need to register. It's Free.
4.) When prompted, the password is: shark13

 If I don't see you, hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving Day. Lots of Turkey and lots of football. Can't beat it.






November 25th, 2008

Tuesday.



If that doesn't make you smile, at least a little, then you should go ahead and end it now. A baby laughing is just too damn cute. Now multiply that times 4 and add in a late splash of Coolio. Can't beat it.

I live on the coast, yet I've never had the luxury of taking a cruise. After watching this next video, I may keep it that way. I'm not sure exactly what was going on, but this was definitely the Cruise From Hell. If you don't have time to watch things deteriorate for 7+ minutes, you can skip ahead to about the 3 minute mark. That's where the fun seems to begin.

Kids attempting a Human Catapult with a basketball goal. I don't think I need to say another word.

Midway through the week. Today is your Hump Day. Make it through this today and the 4 day weekend awaits you. Unless you are a retail worker. Then you are phuhked.





November 24th, 2008

Monday.



Beat those skins White Boy. I am not worthy to even comment on this guys drumming skills. Out of control. Well worth the entire 9 minute video. Jam the speakers, because he hits more notes that you can count.

Chop Suey on Rock Band or if you are a little more of an "old school" fan, try on some "Run to the Hills" from Iron Maiden. Sad thing is: I don't need a video game to tell me how much I suck at playing drums.

Gonna be a weird week. I'm on second shift the next three days, so my timetable is all askew. Just a few more days till Turkey Day, so start getting your buffet muscle ready. Till then, Enjoy.






November 23rd, 2008



With the weeks winding down, I'm definitely gonna need some luck in the Fantasy Football department. These last few weeks have me matched up against some of the best players in our league, so i'm not holding my breathe. Looking like a good draft pick next year.






November 22nd, 2008



HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY WESLEY ! ! ! !



My good friend and neighbor, Wesley, TURNS 40 today. I'm sure I could find a bunch of pictures and jokes to celebrate the occasion, I've opted to go the more subdued, toned down route this year. For one, Wes has made it a point to say he didn't want a big deal made of it and you know how those old farts get. Secondly, I've just had a birthday myself and I can appreciate the "just another day" idea. Did I mention that our friend Ralf is coming into town for the occasion and we're taking him out to the Club later tonight? BWAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHA HAHAH!!!

If you get a chance, stop by Wes's Site and give him a shout, OR stop by the Forum Birthday Post and say Hello/Farewell.






November 21st, 2008

Friday.



The pictures above were sent to me via a forwarded email. While that usually means Internet trash, this one kind of intrigued me. The full story, and full size pictures, are posted on the Forum, which you access via clicking any of the pictures above.

For anyone who dares, Guns N' Roses is Streaming Their New CD Free, via MySpace. I started listening to one song and just couldn't make it through it. Not sure if it was the song or the fact that it was a MySpace page. Regardless, it doesn't really do anything for me, but i'm sure i'll try to listen again. Do they still have a bucket head guitar player?

Double Catch and it's ALL ASS TODAY.






November 20th, 2008

Thursday.

It's just tooooooo damn cold to type this morning. Not really, but that will be my excuse. Went to bed early and got up late, all in preparation for this weekend. Now if I can only win the Lotto.






November 19th, 2008

Wednesday.

CONGRATS KENDALL ! ! ! !


Kendall and his wife had their second baby girl yesterday. Weighing in at 8 pounds, 13 ounces, baby arrived into the World just fine. Her mother is doing well and while I don't have a hospital schedule, I'm sure they will both be home soon. Rumor has it that the kid has a Battle Dawn birthmark, but i ain't telling. Congrats again, and i'll post pics as soon as i have them.

With Thanksgiving being right around the corner (read: next week), I thought it only appropriate to post a nice Holiday game to play during your downtime. Turkey Shoot is simple: shoot the turkeys. You can miss 3 times, so aim carefully. I will warn you . . . . it gets hectic. Post scores if you get something decent.

Terd Ferg also wanted me to pass along this helpful little tip for your photography needs. Science has finally discovered the only Sure Fire Way To Make Men Smile For Pictures.

Middle of the week. Hope the first half went well for you. Mine hasn't been that bad, so i'm not gonna complain. Now if it will only heat up a few dozen degrees . . . . .






November 18th, 2008

Tuesday.

Thirty-seven degrees. WatDhell?? I'm definitely hating the fact that Winter is right around the corner. I don't care what you say about it, it SUX to be cold.

For those that missed it, make sure to catch the Brock Lesnar vs Randy Couture Fight. It's a pretty good fight all the way around, and I won't spill it with the winner. It's not as if the UFC was hurting for publicity, but Big Brock is definitely gonna be a big crowd draw.

Back in the days of heavy drinking, I can remember Getting Down The Steps in a similar manner. Granted, my attempt was probably no where near as graceful, nor did i scratched under my chin. Damn cats have it good.

If anyone is interested, there is a new round of Stock Market Challenge about to start. In a time when you can't afford to buy the things you need, might as well play with the things you want. Good luck.






November 17th, 2008

Monday.

I'm not sure where the weekend went, but i'd sure as Hell like to have it back please.

For those who enjoy a game of skill and reflexes, welcome to The Redneck PS2. I've had a version of this before, but the graphics here are much better. Don't forget that whatever you pick up, you must put down. Send me your scores and we'll compare.

Speaking of rednecks, i'm not sure "how" it got stuck, but Watching It Roll is funny as Hell. "I'm good. I'm good."

Congratulations to TwoEyed for winning this years Fantasy NASCAR season. It was a nail biter up until the end, but somehow TwoEyed pulled it off . . . . . . again. Looking like we gonna have to accidentally delete his football team if he ain't careful.

Hope your Monday goes well. Start of the new week with Thanksgiving right around the corner. Personally, I'd just like to have another weekend and soon.






November 16th, 2008

Sunday.



As the season winds down, the Fantasy Football games become really important to some of us. At this point, it's starting to look as if I'll need to win out the rest of the season just to make it to the playoffs.



The Fantasy NASCAR season winds up today and it's gonna be a barn burner. SuperChronic and TwoEyedWrangler are neck and neck as they round the final turn. TwoEye has been wrecking our Fantasy Leagues by winning just about every league he enters. Sunshine  SuperChron is the young buck looking for his win. Couldn't write a better story. Good luck to them both.






November 15th, 2008

Saturday.


Top 15 Players


Top 15 Alliances

As a new era starts, I wanted to post the standings of the last Battle Dawn game. The SHRK alliance managed to finish 2nd, while Laz and myself finished 8th and 1st respectively. Yeah, that's right, I finished First. You haven't heard me mention it because it was kinda ugly. With that said, I'm sitting this round out with the Boys. From what I hear, they have a plan and if all goes well, should win the whole damn thing this time. Good luck.

The Difference Between First and Third can be a great deal when you are doing about 60 mph. I'm not sure which is worse: the damage to the car or the wrecking of the guys ego.

My Fantasy Football scores would be much better if my players would Make A Catch Like This. Hell, i'd do better if they simply caught the ball. This has been the Season of the No-Name, so it could still be anyone's game. I'm just hoping for a playoff spot. Hoping.






November 14th, 2008

Friday.

Never to early to start slipping in an occasional Christmas link here or there. Might as well get started now. Every boy loves to play with his train. Some are just more realistic than others.        (possible NSFW - language)

Lesson #1: Break dancing is Dangerous. Secondly: get a bigger apartment or take your shit outside. Possible fake, but still fun to watch.

Someone is always trying to "Up" the last guy. Just the nature of the beast. Cow Tipping With A Plane might be the top tier in this category. I've seen Jeeps, trucks, and even blonde hair college girls knock Bessie over, but this takes the cake. Or should i say beef?

Double Catch again today and it's all Featured Floss for your enjoyment.

Finally Friday. About damn time, too. Hope your weekend goes well. I'm hoping for a very long few days at home. Peace, quiet, and the Internet. Hey, one can hope.






November 13th, 2008

Thursday.

One more day until Friday. It's about damn time. Double Catch for the 13th. Enjoy.






November 12th, 2008

Wednesday.



I don't keep up with this part of culture, but apparently it's a big deal that this chick has some scandalous pictures out there. You can find ALL THREE PICTURES HERE along with a reminder of the last Disney scandal. (NSFW!!) These really aren't that bad. In fact, they don't actually show any nudity if you forego the side of her ass. I've seen worse on TV commercials in the middle of the day. And I've apparently had the wrong impression of the Disney Company for some time now. It turns out they can make some of the best Hollywood Ho's in the business. Must be the starting them young and what not. And I'm so willing to bet that this is an intentional leak. If she gets a positive response, she'll be in Playboy by May.



Impressive. All I can say. Japanese are always a few shimmy steps ahead of the curve when it comes to technology. Of course, if this were in my mall, I would spend more time watching the water than shopping. Then again, I hate mall shopping. Now I have the insane urge to go piss. Tanks to Laz for finding this for me.






November 11th, 2008

Tuesday.

Thanks to our Veterans !!!


No matter what shape, size, or form. THANKS to our brothers and sisters in the military, past and present. If not for you, I couldn't be me.

Someone should Teach Mom To Drive. If she's having this much trouble with a golf cart, I'd hate to see her on the road. How the cameraman doesn't fall out laughing is beyond me.

Speaking of driving, while i know it's a repost, the Iraqi Burnout is still one of my favorite driving videos. I'm not sure where dude got his ride, but it is slick.

Managed to squeak out a win in Fantasy Football. More details on that to come. For now... have a good day.






November 10th, 2008

Monday.

Yeah, i'm not sure if all these facts are true, but the "Cool Facts Video" is indeed . . . pretty cool. Nice good, good visuals. Even if not exactly accurate, I'm sure this will raise someone's environmental consciousness. Someone.

I'm not sure why the Woman Crashes Her SUV Into The Gas Station. But I do know the one customer looks to get phuhked up. Unless she has passed out behind the wheel, i'm thinking i'd be beaten her ass . . . . as soon as I could find a way out.

And finally, for all you crafty, survivalist . . . . How To Steal A Car With 3 Cans. Wonder which works better? Aluminum or tin?






November 9th, 2008

Sunday.



So as you can see, my fantasy football season is shaping up to be pretty damn sucky. I was hoping to start a turn around this week with the acquisition of a new QB, but I'm not sure that's gonna work out. Could have been worse. I could have traded for the completely wrong player. Oh well, we shall see. If nothing else, it's a good draft position NEXT year.

While I have NO CLUE watdhell they say before and after, the Little Girl Singing Big is enough to amaze me. Holy Hell. Where does that little girl fit that kinda sound into that lil frame? Then again, she's blonde and possibly Swedish, she may already have a modeling contract.






November 8th, 2008

Saturday.

YouTube randomness today, so get out the popcorn.



Apparently, kitty has a problem with boxes. I love the pounce and splay move. Ironic that the fat cat is diving into boxes of diet food.

I really wish I'd found the Airlines Secret Seats Vid before my trip to Colorado. Gonna have to make note of these right now. Christmas is right around the corner.

Speaking of tree huggers, if you think the tree house you built as a child was nice, think again. Brian's Treehouse features bedrooms, kitchen, and a complete bathroom with whirlpool tub and tiled vanity. Did I mention he's 26 years old, been working on it for 16 years, and still lives in his parents backyard? Uh-huh, who's laughing at the lil nerd boy with no friends now?






November 7th, 2008

Friday.

Not much here today. Running late and my head is killing me. Hope you have a great weekend.






November 6th, 2008

Thursday.

No matter how much of a hurry you are in, this is NOT How To Avoid Jail time for Speeding. I'm thinking that the driver should be lucky I wasn't the cop. Needless-to-say, gun play would have been involved.

This has been in circulation for a while now, but I couldn't resist sharing. Once again, someone is lucky that I wasn't involved. I understand protecting your child, but Beating Up A Downs Kid just ain't right. Unless he spilled her fries. THEN it's an ass whooping. Can't have my baby's fries all over the floor.

And finally . . . . . some Stalker Boyfriends are Scarier Than Others. Imagine being the next guy she dated. I'm pretty sure this girl should wear a warning label from here on out. That and camo clothing.

Hope your Thursday goes well. It's almost the weekend.






November 5th, 2008

Wednesday.



Congrats to Obama


It's all cheering and school spirit, till Someone Slaps The Ground. I'm thinking there was a great lack of effort involved here. Maybe the girl was tired and needed a drink of water?

Middle of the week and I need a nap.






November 4th, 2008

Tuesday.

GO VOTE ! ! !


Just because i don't believe in our political system, doesn't mean that you don't. In an effort to educate you, the reader, I wanted to post all the political information I have. Consider yourself educated. Enjoy.

When in doubt, let the women fight it out.
                Obama Girl -vs- McCain Girl Olympics - Part One
             Obama Girl -vs- McCain Girl Olympics - Part Two
             Obama Girl -vs- McCain Girl Olympics - Part Three
             Obama Girl -vs- McCain Girl Olympics - Part Four


A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when all of
a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old
farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to
investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and
asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, 'Were they all dead?'
 
The old farmer replied, 'Well, some of them said they weren't, but you
know how them bastards lie.'

Oh what? You actually thought I had a political view? Not today. "Sell crazy some place else. We are all full here."






November 3rd, 2008

Monday.

No better way to get your work week started than with: Debbies Does Dallas . . . . with a Popsicle Stick. I can't wait for the sequel. I hear it involves an egg beater and a spatula.

Hope your Monday goes well.






November 2nd, 2008

Sunday.



Two losses in a row and looking at a third. WatDhell? Gonna have to start pumping my guys up with steroids.






November 1st, 2008

Saturday.

There is a reason that Greed is labeled one of the Seven Deadly Sins. If you don't think it's true, you try Collecting Change At The Toll Booth. Poor dude must be REALLY greedy considering the light pole he comes in contact with. Serves him right.

HEY LOOK !!! It's another one of those Illegal Alien Clown Vans. If a dozen+ pour out of a minivan, I'm not sure exactly how many you could fit into a full size van. Looks to be over 20 in there, easy. Word to the wise: if I am in a car accident where THAT MANY people are fleeing, you'd better believe I'm firing up the engine and taking a few people out. Then again, with that many phuhkers running around, you instantly have a riot on your hands. Wonder why the Police helicopter was following the van, but no police cars responded to the scene of the accident?



I suppose that if you have enough $$$ to own the Ferrari, you probably won't mind Splitting It In Half. And both people in the car walked away with minor injuries. WatDhell? I'm not sure which is worse: them driving so fast it resulted in such a crash OR the fact that Australian telephone poles appear to be metal beams.






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