Now isn't that soo cute it makes you sick?? If this were Ralf's house, that trampoline would be
Swiss cheese with bullet holes right about now. Who knew that foxes were so courageously playful? Or is that unwittingly stupid? And
before anyone asks, it's NOT my trampoline.
Next time you decide to illegally park, you may want to read the incident of The Anti-Bomb Episode. If you think that paying a tow truck charge is bad,
you ain't seen nothing. Damn Brits don't take any chances.
No better way to start the week than Miss Reef 2009 Pictures. Hotness. No other word for it. I wonder what the judges are actually looking for here. Tan? Firmness? Are you allowed
to "handle the goods" in order to make a fair assessment?
Speaking of hot, delicious babes, DOUBLE CATCH today. (It's actually the pics from yesterday.) Not sure how that math works, but you got eight pics today.
Gonna continue to edit the page throughout the day; HOWEVER, i wanted to get the initial post and pics up so as to be current. Plus, both of the affiliates are offering KILLER DEALS for Cyber Monday. Don't want to waste any time
when there is a chance of making me some money saving YOU some money.
Hope your Monday goes well. I'm back at home and unpacking. The trip home for Thanksgiving was fantastic even though traffic was horrible both ways. Always nice to spend time with the family and eat WAAAAYYY too much food. Hope your week goes well.
November 28th, 2009
Saturday.
My kind of driving right there. Maybe I'll strap in and head up the mountain today.
Tiger Woods In Minor Car Accident. Say it isn't so, Tiger. I can see this story coming from a mile away. The wife done busted him shagging some chick. Actually, while I DO think that's what happened in this situation, I'm dearly afraid
it's going to come out that Tiger is addicted to pain killers. Why else would he be passing in and out after a simple fender bender? Blood IN the mouth? The most important thing that I noted was they found his wife "hovering over him". She was beating his ass. No other way about it.
Hope your weekend is going well. Tacy and I have been at my parents house since Wednesday doing the Holiday Thing. Lots of good food. Lots of good times. Lots of heartburn. So it goes, I suppose.
November 24th, 2009
Tuesday.
Times are tough all over. So when you can't afford shiny new instruments, make some. I have to admit, it is a pretty cool sound from both pieces. Those boxes are actually more
common than you think. Play that funky music white boys.
ANDERSON, APRIL TRAFFICKING IN COCAINE, 400 G OR MORE- $750,000.00 BAIL
watDhell. Do you really expect me to believe that this girl is a drug dealer?? This bitch is too damn fat to be in the possession of OVER 400 grams of Colombian Currency. I'm thinking that someone must have planted the goods. Then again, maybe they found those 400 grams of cocaine shoved up inside of her.
Would definitely explain the blubber. MugShot Monday is always a favorite column in my local paper. It amazes me at just how ugly and phuhked up some
people can get. Some real winners in there.
Yet another losing week for me in the watDhell Fantasy Football League. I just can't seem to win. I had much better luck in the other two leagues I play in, but I'm not holding my breathe there either.
November 23rd, 2009
Monday.
Now that's a job I think I could handle. Give me an internet connection and a vending machine full of food and I'm set. Let's be real. If those towers and buildings have been there this long, I'm feeling pretty safe. Don't ask me how I'm getting back and forth to work.
I'd definitely stay in the World's Roughest Lighthouse before I'd Work On The World's Tallest Building. I think my nose started bleeding by simply watching this video. watDhell are those crazy oil jockey's doing over there? First they are building
World Islands, now they are building Heaven Scrapers. I wonder who builds the first tunnel through the center of the Earth?
Nice Trick Play of the Day. While the video is of a college team, I'm pretty damn sure I pulled this same play off several times in the backyard
when i was 10 years old. I'm just saying . . . . .
In case you are wondering about that tunnel through the Earth thing, so are a lot of other people. The Tunnel Through The Earth Page will show you exactly where you will end up if you start digging. I won't bore you to death with the physics of the Earth's rotation or how to get through
million degree center core magma. But I will tell you that I end up close the
Australian coast. Nice.
November 22nd, 2009
Sunday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WESLEY ! !
Ok... so Wesley isn't exactly going to be five. And I have NO CLUE who this family is. The dad resembles Ralf, so I can pretty much draw a ton of
conclusions from that alone. This is far better than if I sang to him. Trust me. Regardless,
Happy Birthday Homey.
Yeah . . . . don't care what you say, your Halloween costume SUCKED compared to this. The TaunTaun Halloween Costume is the GREATEST COSTUME
I've ever seen. (That doesn't count the one Hilary wears to cover her true alien form.) I'm thinking that getting from location to location would be a beyotch, but you could really rack up on prize money with that bad boy. Guess I have to start working on
my Boba Fett jetpack.
November 21st, 2009
Saturday.
Oh the games people will play.
Your "WTF Moment" for today is a nice little Latina Parenting Fail Video. Be aware that it is NSFW!! and will most likely
piss you off. Just a word of warning.
Speaking of pissed off, here is a FANTASTIC page on How To Cook A Steak. And if you are wondering, I DID NOT write this. I can relate . . . . except to the wine part. Now I'm hungry.
November 20th, 2009
Friday.
I think I'd much rather just walk down the stairs and open the blinds. But that's just me . . . . .
Just in case you need a little encouragement, here is a repost of "King of Pain" performed by Mudvayne. Works for me.
Hope your weekend goes as well as you need it to.
November 19th, 2009
Thursday.
Ahhhh... the days of
November 18th, 2009
Wednesday.
Now there's a great Christmas idea. I especially love the nod to Chris Brown.
Now the perfect add-on gift for your Sham-Ho has got to be "Doc Bottoms All Over A-Spray". Spray it where you need it . . . . no matter where you need it. Hell, I wonder if they sell this in a
50 gallon barrel?
Speaking of small, it appears that my chances of doing well in this years Fantasy Football are getting quite minute. Doesn't really surprise me though. I've come to the realization that I'm the Worlds Worst Coach when
it comes to these things.
With the last race of the season this weekend, I thought I'd share the Fantasy NASCAR standings as well. Once again, as you can see, I'm not doing soo well. No surprise, huh? I'm probably the only phuhker on Yahoo that has a two page
Fantasy Profile, but very, very few trophies. So is my life.
November 16th, 2009
Monday.
I had the pleasure of seeing Train in concert over the weekend. Phenomenal show, as always. Even if you are not a fan, I'd recommend seeing a Train show. They are accompanied this tour by Uncle Kracker, so you can expect a damn good time
from the onset.
If you have ever wanted to play golf, but thought it might be just a bit too much for you, think again. Remember These Simple Thoughts and you should do fine. I can't remember the dude's name who is talking.
howDhell do I remember all that other stuff?? Guess this shows 'Why' so few people play golf well.
While the weekend was fantastic, the upcoming days are going to be very, very interesting. I'll keep you updated.
November 15th, 2009
Sunday.
Remember those iPhone apps from earlier in the week? Now I've found the greatest of the great: the iPhone Russian Roulette App. Fantastic.
And while we are reminiscing, how about the story where the man submerged his million dollar Bugatti? Now you can Watch
The Accident Happen. If you take the time to read any of the accompanying article, you will see that doubt and speculation have started to infiltrate the story. And rightfully so. If I'm gonna buy a multi million dollar vehicle, it had better
have a phuhkin Anti Wreck Auto-pilot.
November 14th, 2009
Saturday.
Got a show tonight. Can't wait. All you get today. Been a crazy, crazy weekend and I just can't get into it today. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
November 13th, 2009
Friday.
Happy Friday the 13th to you all.
Of course an Underwater Bugatti means that someone had a very, VERY unlucky
Thursday the 12th. I'm thinking that there is more to this story than it reads. Say.... about 125 mph more. Pretty sure in a car like that, you could dodge a bird, drop your phone and still avoid
a large salt water lake. Either speed or insurance pay off had to factor into this one. He could have at least tried to skip it a few times.
While on the subject of luck, let's talk about the Wounded Woman Driver. Here's a quick snippet: woman driving home at 40 mph. bullet shot
from possibly a mile away. through the inches wide open window, through her cheek, onto the floorboard. she never stopped driving. Ain't that some shit? Think I'll play her birthday at social security number for this weeks Powerball Lotto drawing.
The Feature Friday is Doubled up today for the 'holiday'. Decided to give you a little dose of little blondes today. Aaliyah Love and Fransika are small in stature but big on showing off. Hope you like.
Hope your weekend goes well.
November 12th, 2009
Thursday.
Sooooo maybe all those neat iPhone apps aren't so neat after all. Granted, it would be a fantastic tool to have, but I'm pretty sure bodily harm would come to you one way or another. Of course,
this isn't the only bad iIdea. How about: The First X-Ray Experiment, iTeleport, or
one of my favorites, the Time Machine. Of course, the Self Destruct App may come in handy.
Have a good Thursday. The weekend is upon us.
November 11th, 2009
Wednesday.
HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY
For all those who have, are, and will take it upon themselves to defend this great country: THANK YOU.
November 10th, 2009
Tuesday.
The Fantasy Football season continues. I actually had two good wins this week, so not much complaining. In the random public league I play in, I've somehow managed an
8-1 record. Last night was not only my toughest competitor, he was the mouthiest as well. I love some good smack talk between rivals. I love it better when it backfires on them.
Apparently, the one time I delve into religion as a subject has become quite the conversation. I honestly have NOT had time to weigh-in, but it's making for a very good, informative read.
The
Religion Thread is somewhat of a first for me. It's an actual forum topic on a serious matter. Go figure.
While I haven't had time to throw in my two cents, you'd better believe my thoughts are worth more than a penny. Stop in and post your feelings. In a topic like this, it's tough to be wrong.
Hope your Tuesday goes well.
November 9th, 2009
Monday.
Talent. Pure talent. I'm thinking this guy might be pretty darn good at playground kickball. I imagine there are quite a few NFL teams who could use this kind of talent. I imagine he would get more money and fame by playing Soccer.
(tanks to Geezer for this one)
If you like the tricks, but prefer something a little more tricky, check out the: Southwest Police Motorcycle Competition. I would be complete road rash hamburger after the first 30 seconds. I got dizzy
just watching this guy. Of course, I do have one question, who lives in a place with that kind of traffic?? Crazy.
A quick Welcome Back to MackDaddy McBride. He's been away from us for a while and it's good to have him back.
November 8th, 2009
Sunday.
I thought I would change gears on everyone for today. Offer a little insight and give you something to read. The first "article" is from a friend of Franco's and while
i must admit that it ends abruptly, I think it covers the points he was aiming for. The second piece is from my dear friend Wesley, whom most of you are familiar with as well. Regardless of how you
feel about either of the excerpts, each is posted here to prove a point. What that point is remains up to you. Hope you enjoy.
Because there is a war going on- A war between antiquated, uncivilized
and irrational beliefs and the hope for a peaceful, secure future for
all people. Islam is the fastest growing religion, whose followers seek
to establish a Islamic world order by any means necessary, not unlike
the Christian manifest destiny that dominated the last several
...centuries and decimated the native peoples of the Americas. The
Middle East is embroiled in endless, petty wars over worthless tracts
of land while threatening every human being in this planet with
Biological and Thermonuclear weapons. Meanwhile, in the most
well-educated and richest nation in the world, barbaric Bronze Age
mythologies exposing genocide, talking snakes and flying sky-wizards
are used as the moral authority to suppress evolution and stem-cell
research and to deny basic human rights. And if you think that only
big, old monotheistic religions are to blame, think again: Scientology
is known to use Machiavellian tactics to swindle the gullible and
Christian Science has made it legal to murder your child by shunning
modern medicine and instead rely on prayer to cure diseases which are
easily treatable. Everywhere, I see my rights disappearing. My tax
dollars are being spent on pseudo-science and magic. Massive wealth and
power is concentrated in the hands of the Vatican, who use this to
demonize contraceptives that could save millions from AIDS. Innocent
people, usually the poor and uneducated, are brainwashed with fantasy
and pacified with the shallow comfort of salvation and life
everlasting. Europe fell into the Dark Ages when religious fanaticism
strangled any attempt at scientific progress- This could happen again
except this time, we can truly destroy ourselves. Any crazy little
country with some plutonium and a grudge can start a nuclear war that
will, in all certainty, end life on planet Earth.
Many Modern interpretations make logical flaw of the "homosexuality is
wrong because the Bible says so" argument: if homosexuality is wrong
because it goes against God's law as outlined in the Bible, why aren't
any number of activities now seen by many as innocuous but clearly was
once regarded as unacceptable also offenses against God's law? How can
one part of Leviticus be deemed as etched in stone when other parts
have been discarded as archaic?
In Today's world many belief
systems pick and choose their way through Biblical, as well a many
other teachings, in deciding what is right and what is wrong, with
those assessments evolving over time even within the small sects that
pride themselves on strict adherence to the Bible or other Ancient
Teachings.
Sin is Sin All can
be Forgiven, Many Are...I have met many in the "Gay Community" Filled
with the light and Love of God Almighty, and i have met Preachers
consumed with evil.....so i leave you with To each His own.... Mind
your own business, keep your ideals to yourself unless ask about them,
love thy neighbor, offer a helping hand, DO ,NO HARM and the world will
be a better place
Bottom Line Love is the Key......Love
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
a)
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b)
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for
her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while
she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The
problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take
offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves,
both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring
nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have
a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly
states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating
shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination
than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev
21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does
my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h)
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev
19:27. How should they die?
i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j)
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of
two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends
to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all
the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev
24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family
affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
Bravo, if you made it this far. If you have questions or comments on what you have read, OR if you have something you would like to have posted yourself, drop me a line or hit up the
Forum and let me hear it. Enjoy your Sunday.
November 7th, 2009
Saturday.
Finally the weekend and not a moment too soon. Nothing really to complain about as far as the past week goes. Seems that since the time change last week, it's been extra tough to
get motivated. Not sure watDhell that's about. Could be the fact that it gets dark outside by 6 p.m. Or that it was 40 degrees when i woke up this morning. Either one is grounds for me having a bad day. Just so you know.
If you've spent any time around me, you've heard me mention Ralf (aka Dirk). My stories of Ralf range from the fantastic to the absurd to the downright unbelievable. Well, in a polite twist, I wanted to let you in on what
Ralf does for a living. Nine Lives Mattress Recycling is one of the only mattress recycling centers in the tri-state area. That's right, mattress recycling.
Who would have thunk it? And he's actually conducting a serious business with serious effects on the community and the welfare of the Future. Nobody would have thunk that. Don't get it twisted, it's Ralf we're talking about here.
The road has been long and bumpy to get where he is now and there are TONS of "Ralf" stories to tell. My favorite story so far is the one concerning the tractor trailer shipment from the U.S. Marine Boot Camp in Paris Island, SC. Seems that a cadet
had somehow managed to stuff 20+ MRE's into the mattress, along with a can of clam chowder. You go, Pyle. Wes and I are trying to get him to photo document all the stuff he finds, which is apparently A LOT. watDhell?? Is under the mattress just
not good enough? If you get a chance, give ol' Ralf a shout. He's out in the country now, so we don't get to see him as much. If you are a business that could use his services, definitely let him know. The Marines, the University of North Carolina, and several national
hotel chains can't be wrong.
Enjoy your Saturday. Time for me to do some house cleaning. See ya tomorrow.
November 6th, 2009
Friday.
Just in time for Christmas, the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag is coming to fruition. Those fantastic nerds
at Think Geek have developed and plan to sell a real Tauntaun sleeping bag. (yes, that's right... tauntauns really exist... you freak) They are currently taking
pre-orders and you can better believe that if i can count out $100 worth of pennies, i'm ordering one. I hear for an extra few dollars they'll spray it down with a dead cat order to complete the movie experience.
Seems the ol' horse phuhker got 3 years. Not really sure how I feel about this one. Granted he's off the streets, but why even let someone like that
live?? There are apparently some deep rooted issues here. My understanding is that Mr. Ed and Trigger will be on the Dr. Phil show later this week to discuss their feelings.
And finally, simply The Best Song and Music Video of the Year: Rammstein's - Pu$$y. Gonna warn you, it's quite the toe tapping beat. This has probably made my
Top 25 list of Most Original Songs That I Like. Be forewarned, it's definitely(NSFW) and should be considered more of a flick than a video. A special 'Tanks' to JROC for this little ditty. He was right when he said I'd like it.
It's FRIDAY beyotches. Get this day over with and enjoy your weekend. That's an order.
November 5th, 2009
Thursday.
I'm digging the indoor rollercoaster. Not really sure how I feel about being that close to the tin roof (rusted), but it still appears to be a very sweet ride. Nice.
For those who enjoy the sport, but can't afford the time for a beer, Let's Play Darts. Cool game. Good graphics. You will find that the hardest part of the game is actually
getting out with the proper score. That will make more sense as you play. I haven't had time to set some gi-normous score, so let me know how you do.
One more day till Friday. Just hang on for now, the weekend will be here soon.
November 4th, 2009
Wednesday.
Hump Day. As usual, no real time to talk today. I actually got TOO MUCH sleep, so now i'm running late. watDhell is that about? Not gonna complain though. It's looking to be
'one of those days' at work, so I'm sure I'll need all the rest I can get.
For you football fans, check out The Greatest Catch Ever. OK... maybe not 'ever', but it's a damn fine catch
nonetheless. Props to holding on to the rock, homey.
Too cool to bleed. Just walk away and act like nothing happened. I mean, it's not like we saw your ass fly up in the air when you made contact. You go be suave and act like it doesn't hurt. Once you are safely locked in your bathroom, tending the bloody patch in your hair, then you can cry like the idiot baby you are.
Have fun on your Hump Day.
November 3rd, 2009
Tuesday.
Well, a Win is a Win . . . . or so they say. I managed to come out on top this weekend in 2 out of 3 Fantasy Football Leagues. My one loss was in the league
where I had been undefeated, so that stings a little. Of course, in reality, that means I won in the two leagues I needed to win in, so I'll shut-up complaining now.
Just in case you need a little cheering up too, here is the end-all of Epic Fail Videos. There is a ton of
fun in this video, and I'm not talking fat people. New footage of new wipeouts. Very good stuff here.
Hope your Tuesday goes well.
November 2nd, 2009
Monday. Moving quick, so hold on.
This is taking advertising to a whole new level that just needs to STOP. Right now. I will admit, this is, BY FAR, the BEST DAMN AD TECHNIQUE EVER. Now stop it. It's cool, Yes. Obscenely annoying, Yes. I'll let someone else finish from here.
Now that Halloween is over, it's time to take inventory. Did any of you score any of the Grossest Halloween Candy of 2009?? Oh I bet those are
some delicious flavors.
Everyone needs a day off from the Rebellion. Here is how Storm Troopers Relax. Sooo much Star Wars humor in the World. So little time.
And finally . . . . . . . I hear This Guy is Going Blind. Damn dude, switch arms. Several movie characters come to mind. None of them are porno actors.
Start of the week. Hold on tight.
November 1st, 2009
Ain't that just the cutest damn thing you've ever seen?? Kind of ironic watching a cat eat with chopsticks.
