How about the entire Halloween movie summarized in song ?? It's actually very well done. I'm not sure which impresses me more: the lyrics themselves or the rate at which they spout them off. Such seasonal sampling too.
A little bit of Halloween Humor for your Friday. I did say a little.
It just wouldn't be Halloween without Good Ol' Cat Bowling. I haven't had time to play much, so my best score is
in the low 100's. If you get something asstronomical, let me know.
Please tell me that Those Are Costumes. Please. Judging by the girls face, she wasn't expecting it either.
And if you want to know my TRUE FEELINGS on Halloween, Listen To Lynch. I really, really like this guy. I want to meet and hang out with him.
I bet the lightening bolts get close.
October 30th, 2008
Thursday.
Rather than wait, I thought I'd share Spooky Food For Halloween today, so that you'd have plenty of
time to prepare before tomorrow. The spiders definitely look cool, but the plate of eyeballs is probably my favorite. Sounds if they might be tasty as well.
I don't know about you, but i couldn't Jump Rope Like That if I tried. I would have myself tangled and choked out within the first five minutes. My back would be so welted up, you'd think
I was a slave. Then again, if you look real close, does the rope even go under his feet? Maybe he isn't as talented as we think . . . . .
You know you are lazy when people Decorate You While You Sleep. Nice eyeballs, if i do say so myself. Those came out well considering the circumstances. I only hope that
dude appreciates the artistic nature of the whole endeavor. I mean, not everyone can doze off and wake up looking like a
ventriloquist dummy.
Remember that comment about cool looking spiders? Well, if the Spider Eats A Bird, it is no longer cool looking. It's phuhkin skeeerrry. Wonder what
that thing could do with a small dog?
One day till Halloween. Hope you and your candy bowl are ready.
October 29th, 2008
Wednesday.
Not much here today. I received word late yesterday afternoon, that an aunt had passed away. She was my Dad's, youngest brothers wife (aunt-in-law?), and while
I wasn't as close to her as others, it definitely comes as a surprise blow. I'm not sure of any arrangements as of yet; however, it's looking like I may be logging A LOT of road time on this one.
I'll keep you posted.
October 28th, 2008
Tuesday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JROC ! ! !
Hope your day goes exactly the way you want it to.
For all you conspiracy theorists . . . . . take a look at the Real Denver Airport. Of course, Wesley sends me this information AFTER my trip, but it's
good for future reference. I definitely remember seeing a lot of these landmarks. Now I have to see them all. . . . . if they let me live that long. I'm starting to think that Wes's gift may have
made our trip a little easier than expected.
October 27th, 2008
Monday. Manic Depressive Monday.
I think i need pills. Not Tylenol. Not antibiotics. Not even the kiddie stuff, like valium or xanax. I need some real pills. Something that will
blank out days at a time. Make me forget my name type stuff. Sometimes you are better off "just not knowing".
Nothing like a Bad Ending Car Chase to start your Monday. And when I say "bad ending", TRUST ME, it
doesn't end well. Let me re-phrase that . . . . it doesn't end well for the runner. The police dog has a good ol' time at the end.
Wal-Mart Bingo is the best time you are gonna have in Wally World in the longest time. Hell, it almost makes the trip worth it just to see who finishes
first. Believe it or not, you WILL finish the card . . . . in most cases within 20 minutes of entering the store. Give it a try and thank Turd Ferg for the entertainment.
October 26th, 2008
Sunday.
A little update for everyone as we go into this week's Fantasy Football action. I've got Sunshine as my opponent for today. Not really sure how that's gonna go. A late
flurry trades seem to be stacking teams, so it could get interesting from here on out. Damn TwoEye continues his Darth Vader choke hold on all that is Fantasy Sports.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 'PAGE OF TOONS' ! !
Congrats and THANKS to The Keeper for 13 years of service. I've been a loyal reader of The Keep's page for over 11 of those years and that's only because I didn't know
about it sooner. Death, taxes, and The Keep updating. Sure things on any level. To celebrate, a DOUBLE DIP of Keeper Features. If you would like to see a little MORE, check out the
Keeper's Kollection, i've started to compile. If time permits, maybe i can add few more
hundred to these.
October 25th, 2008
Saturday.
Just in time for Halloween, the Summer blockbuster "The Dark Knight" comes to IMAX. It's about
phuhkin time they showed a movie that was worth a damn. There are 4 IMAX Exclusive Scenes, so it's almost like watching an entirely new movie. Actually, I was hoping to see this again before it left
the big screen. An 8 story tall movie screen with digital surround sound should take care of that. After watching the IMAX trailer,
I'm getting quite excited about the whole thing.
October 24th, 2008
Friday.
First off, Yes, my birthday was yesterday. Thank you to those who sent well wishes and the like. If you are wondering why I didn't rant and rave about it more, well, I
don't' really have an
answer there. Just didn't feel like making a big deal of it.
Secondly, why would you Put Your Hand In Its Mouth? Besides, dude just looks too damn white to be trying this. I'm pretty sure that if
you are not a Indian or indignant to the area, this doesn't work.
Hope your weekend goes well. It looks like rain here, so i'm hoping to catch up on laundry and sleep. We'll see how that goes.
October 23rd, 2008
Thursday.
Some Colorado pictures located on the Forum. This is one days worth and unfortunately, the only ones on my phone. All my pictures of the Denver airport, the first ride up the mountain, and the entire first day were
all lost. I hope to post some more pics from Fuzz's camera as soon as I get them. I also still need to sort and post some of Tacy's pics as well. Who knows, maybe I'll do that later today.
I couldn't resist a little Nonpoint Bunny Jam. These guys were actually in Charleston on the day I left for Denver last week. Believe me, that was definitely the destination had I stayed home. Pretty sure i got one more chance to see them
on the east coast before the end of the year. Must see show for me.
DOUBLE CATCH today. Figured I'd transition from an old tradition to what may be a new one. We'll have to see. Regardless, enjoy the double dose.
Before I go, I need to mention one last thing. Ya'll have a good day, now. You hear?
October 21st, 2008
Tuesday.
Home. No place like it. My stay in Colorado was fantastic. The trip "To" and "From" is a completely different story. I stayed in Conifer for the weekend and I will be the first
to say that is absolutely, stunningly beautiful. I will also be the first to say that it gets waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy too cold for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy to long for me to live there.
It was actually very nice weather for the entire time; however, they are expecting snow within the next few days. The actual travel time is what has wiped me out. From fuel leaking planes to very,
very stinky people, I've seen and/or experienced more airport stories than I ever want to live in my life.
A really, REALLY BIG THANKS to Wesley for updating my site and taking care of my cats
for me. I kinda dropped the whole website thing on him at the last minute. In fact, to be honest, I dropped it on him AFTER the last minute, so you can blame me for any later than usual
updates. Of course, the gift we brought him from Colorado will probably result in mine and Tacy's disappearance and our worldly possessions being burned is another matter.
War stories, observations, and pictures to share with you, but it's gonna wait till tomorrow. While I was planning to be back on Sunday, I have finally arrived home
and doing this update at 11:51 pm EST . . . on Monday night. This, of course, may expedite that job searching thing. Did I mention that the Denver Airport really is "nice"??
October 20th, 2008
Monday.
Every thing should be back on track by this time tomorrow. Considering that this was typed last Wednesday, there is really no way of telling. I guess
you will have to come back tomorrow and find out, huh?
October 19th, 2008
Sunday.
Looks like it's gonna be another interesting Sunday on the Fantasy Football front. With Romo banging up his pinky finger, I may be looking at a loss today. Considering I won't be able
to see any of the games or scoring until late tonight, I'm not gonna worry about it.
October 18th, 2008
Saturday.
Ummm . . . .yeah . . . nothing really comes to mind at this point and time; however, if i think of something fantabulously great, I'll certainly post it here.
Until then, enjoy some Extreme Pogo Action. Yeah, you heard me.
October 17th, 2008
Friday.
So apparently my internet gaming addiction wasn't as bad as i thought. 30+ Warcraft Characters is no longer a game.
That's down right psychotic obession. $1500 for 30 full versions of the game when it releases expansion packs and the like. $5800 a year for the subscriptions. Who has that little of a life? But now here is the real question: WHERE is this money coming from?
He apparently doesn't have time for a job. Of course, he apparently doesn't have the "drive" for a woman, so that's saving him an assload right there. Dude, get help now. This IS NOT good publicity.
Speaking of internet games, I finally kicked my second go-round with Battle Dawn. This time, I'm pretty sure I'll stick with the methadone. Damn game just isn't fun any more.
Colorado continues, as does the tradition of Feature Friday. Just one note on today's pics: the "feature" part starts with the second pic. Something about the first one kept calling me back, so i felt it necessary to post it. If it helps,
you can hum that catchy lil tune "One of These Things . . . "
October 15th, 2008
Wednesday.
It sure would have been nice to come upon Gas for 35¢. Granted, it was station
operator error and only about 40 people took advantage, but still. For less than $10 you could have filled up your gas guzzling SUV only to drive out showing off the gas you got.
Missing Girls Mom Indicted. It's about damn time too. Fry the chick right up, crispy style.
A blind, deaf, and dumb man can tell she's guilty. Hell, at this point, even telling the truth wouldn't help her. Hope she gets the chair.
And finally, your Bluetooth Can Down A Plane. Who knew? And this is definitely NOT what i need to read considering a
get on a plane for Denver in the morning. Guess this means I can't play Flight Simulator, huh?
October 14th, 2008
Tuesday.
Trust me, you do NOT want to play Flip the Forklift. Not only
do you stand a chance of hurting yourself, those bass turds are quite heavy to stand back up. Not that I know anything about that myself, but I hear they can be tough.
While we are on the subject, Flipping the 4-Wheeler isn't too bright either.
Of course, considering one of these guys has a mullet, I'm not sure what I was expecting here to begin with. Do you think the guy had enough of a running start? And speaking of running, when is the last time
you saw a pull cord 4 wheeler? I think their tag says West Virginia.
And finally . . . . . Fellas, please, PLEASE warn your girlfriend about Rifle Recoil. At this point, after watching so many of these videos,
I'm starting to think guys do this shit on purpose. Hell, this dude even put a stop behind her head . . . . watDhell is that about? I definitely see stitches and a scar in this poor girls future.
October 13th, 2008
Monday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MACK ! !
Now if he can only keep himself out of trouble while celebrating it. Hope everyone else had a great weekend as well. Mine was OK, nothing really to
complain about. This week, however, is a different story. I'm working 2nd shift this week, which is quite a sleeping change, and I'm trying to pack for a short
trip to Colorado. The trip has been on and off several times now, so I'm not even sure I'll be able to make it. Even this morning more hurdles have been thrown into the mix.
I guess only time will tell.
DOUBLE CATCH today to celebrate the 13th and Mack's Bday. Enjoy.
October 12th, 2008
Sunday.
A touch of humor for your Sunday.
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when all of
a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old
farmer's field.
The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to
investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and
asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, 'Were they all dead?'
The old farmer replied, 'Well, some of them said they weren't, but you
know how them bastards lie.'
I've posted pole dancing vids before, but so far, Sapphire Cat Eyez takes
the cake as far as moves go. I can only assume that chica has taken years and years of Yoga. Considering she's named a lot of her own moves, I can only assume she's very serious about what she does. I imagine if you called
her a "titty dancer" she would probably wrap those legs around your neck and snap it. (that's NOT a good thing.) Girls got talent. No dobut about it. Song is pretty cool too.
Enjoy your Sunday. The week starts tomorrow and its promising to be a doozy. There is a good chance that i'm unemployed by mid-week. Then the fun really begins.
October 11th, 2008
Saturday.
If you had a swing, you HAD to try this at least once, so it's awesome to finally see someone pull off a 360 Flip on a Swing.
Granted, this isn't your average, every day swing, but it still looks fun as Hell. Would have loved to see a good dismount though. A triple lindy into the hop toss tent would have been a riot.
Rainy day here. Might be a good time to sit on the sofa and watch TV all day. Of course, EVERY DAY is good for that i suppose.
October 10th, 2008
Friday.
It's going to be a good day. I can tell already. Any time that you can watch the likes of Nathan Fillon (Malcolm from Serenity) and Aria Giovanni
in some hot, steamy porn action, it's gonna be a great day. Did I mention it was "PG" Porn? Trust me, you are gonna love
Nailing The Wife. This is the perfect Malcolm movie. Trust me.
If/when I depart this Earth, you had better believe I wanna go out like James William "Jim" Adams.
And while I'm not sure how Jim finally passed, I know that I definitely want my obituary to read like his. Damn. Wish Jim would have lived in my neighborhood. Sounds like a pretty
fun guy. RIP Jim.
And finally, someone has made a boo boo on the World level. It's common knowledge that nations around the World joined together to help overthrow the evil Iraqi regime. What's not
common knowledge is that some countries Used The Same Speech. Word for Word, I might add.
WatDhell is that about? Now I have an entirely new way to make fun of Canada.
October 9th, 2008
Thursday.
Not a lot going on here today. I found myself with somewhat of a migraine last night, so it was early to bed. Two more days of work, then the weekend. I imagine I'll have
ample time to recover then. I hope.
Speaking of recover, it looks like Hef Is Down A Woman. Holly finally left him
and probably not a moment too soon. Of the three girlfriends, Holly was my second choice after Bridgette. The hood rat should have been gone a long time ago. With Holly leaving, Hef has even mentioned
wiping the slate clean and starting all over with a "few" new girlfriends. Sometimes I hate you Hef. Sometimes, I hate you.
Enjoy today. Tomorrow is Friday.
October 8th, 2008
Wednesday.
Ever wonder why soooo many of those black SUV's follow the President? Now you can get a glimpse Why. I'm not sure if it's official, but the Bodyguard SUV is THE SHIT.
Stylish too. Wonder how much gas mileage that beast doesn't get? What I wouldn't do for an hour in gun turret with a driver and immunity from all World law. Hmmmm..... lot of words in those last few sentences that probably shouldn't be
mentioned in the same week. Doh.
I all of a sudden have an insatiable urge to Buy Insurance. Not really sure what kind i'm gonna buy,
but I hope it has a topless clause. (not Santa, you freaks.)
Hate commercials on TV. Hell, I hate all commercials. Unless they are cool commercials. Cool commercials ROCK. All other suck sack. For instance,
This Is A Great Commercial.
(because of Isaac you sexist pig freaks)
And finally, to help you through the day, some nakedness. In fact, some raw dawg nakedness. Definitely NSFW!!. Just
remember, there may be a Good Reason For The Traffic.
I, myself, would have already been past the point of road rage, thus prompting me to throw something sharp or
fiery up and into the fence. But that's just me.
Someone remind me to tell you the story (stories) of my time spent with my friend K.K. this afternoon. Much needed
comic relief. That's all i can say. Hope your Wednesday goes well.
October 7th, 2008
Tuesday.
It is rapidly shaping up to be one of those weeks. Believe me, that's NOT good. Maybe once we are over the Hump things will get better.
Guys, take note. This next link is for you. Homosexual or not, Mrs. Alexyss says: WASH YO NUTZ. I actually have
no problem with the advice, it's the delivery that will have you in the floor laughing. You will definitely need speakers, but damn, its worth it.
Tron has nothing on the Deus Ex Machina. A wearable motorcycle. Can you beat that?
A quick look at the Fantasy Football standings. Things are starting to get interesting.
October 6th, 2008
Monday.
Yeah, it's a Monday. Deal with it.
October 5th, 2008
Sunday.
So who knew that MMA fighting would make it as far as it has? I tell you what, the formula is right that it will continue to grow for years to come. Last night, the
Elite XXC league showcased some of it's top talent on Prime Time TV. Even in the jaws of adversity, they delivered. The main event featured MMA juggernaut Kimbo Slice going up against
the Grandfather of MMA, Ken Shamrock. Less than 24 hours before the fight, Shamrock gets hurt in practice and can't fight. Rather than fold and re-schedule, Elite simply substituted an opponent for
Kimbo. Bad move. LESS THAN 30 SECONDS into the bout, Slice Gets Cut and Defeated. It was soo short, the entire
fight is featured on ESPN.
Now, if you are wondering watDhell the chick has to do with all of this, let me introduce you to Gina Carano. Bad ass and
beautiful, she is now known a the "Face of Women's MMA". I don't know about that, but Carano Killed Kobold
last night. I guess bashing another woman's face in earns you that title. Of course, Kabold was pretty ugly to begin with, so maybe this will help. Carano is hot. No doubt about it. I imagine Hef has already started working the figures
for her figure. I, myself, think i need to watch more MMA. Did I mention the fact that she is also an American Gladiator ??
Saturday.
So nice to have a day off. Too bad I have enough housework to fill a week.
I'm always a sucker for a Hot Chick On A Web Cam. After watching
this one, I just want to go roll around on the bed. ("Woller" is the good ol' boy country term, but I figured i'd lose most of you there.) This one is actually SFW; however, I'm not
sure your actions afterwards will be.
And who knew that Reggae Dancing Girls would be sooo damn coordianted and active? Most people reggae
people i know are so blistered they hardly move. Not gonna complain.
October 3rd, 2008
Friday.
I know this is a repost, but for reasons I dare not go into, I really wanted to post it again today. Trust me and deal with it.
Just about the time that you've had it with Wall Street, Playboy Comes To Town. Before you get excited, it's a link discussing an upcoming pictorial for the
Girls of Wall Street. Pretty easy to get bull-ish with naked, rich women running around.
After watching this next video, I now know why the Chinese win so many medals at the Winter Olympics. Nude Figure Skating will definitely get your
people in shape. Talk about incentive NOT to fall down. I imagine Couples skating is very skeeery. Blades and "man meat" just don't mix.
From yesterday, a Quick Update on the Band of Brothers link. No definite date yet, but 2009 looks to be the target. Tanks to Laz for finding and sending this to me. Now I need to get out
my Rising Sun flag and get ready to watch.
October 2nd, 2008
Thursday.
Damn, I need a nap.
Dogs are apparently getting smarter. That or more desperate. Not only does this Little Puppy Escape,
he has the heart to come back and free his friends as well. Isn't this a Disney movie? I wonder who will do the voice of the puppy left behind?
Now it's been over a year since the announcement, but if they really are making a Band of Brothers - Pacific Campaign, I will wait forever.
The original BoB is by far one of the best works of film/TV in existence. If you unfamiliar with it, dig yourself out of your hole and watch some TV. No further word on the Pacific campaign, but you'd better believe i'll be on the lookout.
Tomorrow is Friday . . . . . if you make it through today.
October 1st, 2008
Wednesday.
Damn first day of October. WatDhell is that about? Gonna be Christmas before you know it.
There are accidents. Then there are: "watDhell are you doing alive" accidents. This Collection
of XRay Photos is definitely an example of the second. While the assortment of knives is impressive, it's the 10 magnets and 20 steel balls that really does it for me.
And if you needed yet another reason to purchase a Wii, check out the new Shake It Up Wario video courtesy
of YouTube. While I'm not a big fan of the "sonic type" games, this one might be fun to rent and play for the weekend. I'm a stingy S.O.B. like that. Plus, A LOT of Wii games are
honestly not worth the purchase. I still want to give the cooking and the
emergency room doctor games a whirl. Can't do either, might as well do both.
Here's a quick look at the current standings of the Shark13 Fantasy Football League. Me and my Shorties have finally pulled to even
with a record of 2-2. I'll take that. This weekend will most likely drop me to 2-3, but the season is young. Made some personnel changes,
so it will at least be interesting to watch.
Hope you have a happy hump day. It would say it's all downhill from here, but who believes that shit anyway? At least, not until Friday. Till tomorrow.
