Finally, the end of the week and no bodies to hide. Been a good last few days. For all you Flesh people, today is the day you get your gallery post. These are NOT Halloween galleries, but I think you'll find
enough to keep you busy. As far as the holiday goes, i'm hoping to piece together something myself and post it in The Forum by later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the pumpkin head full
of booty that I've compiled for you so far.
Sasha Grey is a fine piece of hotness. LOVE the garter belt and hose look. Would make a great
Halloween costume. (NSFW - nudity)
I'm not sure if she's trying to look like Megan Fox or not, Kelly is Smoking Hot.
(NSFW - nudity)
Shiny or not, Sharae Spears makes me want to take a bath.
(NSFW - nudity)
I don't see her dancing across any sand, but you better bet that Rio Hamasaki is one fine piece of sushi. Once again with glistening body. watDhell?
(NSFW - nudity)
If all this photo flesh isn't your speed, try one of The Pleasures Of Life. Whole new meaning to comic books.
(NSFW - nudity)
Bree Olson in Plaid is a fine, FINE example of why men like the plaid skirt, school girl look. At this point, do Catholic schools still make the girls wear this type of stuff??
You would figure, at this point, they would have every one wearing khaki slacks. Of course, it could just be a ploy to keep our attention from the lil boy diddling that appears so rampant. I'm just saying . . . .
(NSFW - nudity)
Speaking of short skirts, here's a nice little video of a Lonely Girl In Plaid. If you are in a hurry, the action starts around the 1:30 mark. Just a tip.
(NSFW - nudity)
While on the subject of lonely girls, who says a Solo Shower Can't Be Fun ?? Granted, most of your action takes place out of the shower and the background song is quite old and over played, it's
still a GREAT video. Pink is a good color.
(NSFW - nudity)
Today is the birthday of my friend Hughie. I haven't seen Hughie in almost 20 years and I seriously doubt he'll see this, but watDhell, it's his birthday. Besides, Hughie is a member of
Kelly Picklers band, so I doubt he's worried about too much today. All of that for me to tell you that Red heads are the Feature Friday pics. And Happy Bday Hughie. . . . .
wherever you are.
I can remember the days when Sarah Peachez was soo young and innocent. DAMN, i'm glad those
days are gone. And it's a Penthouse photo shoot. You've come a long way, Babe.
(NSFW - nudity)
And finally, Three Arrested For Public Indecency. This one should make your next
family gathering with Grandpa a much more enjoyable occassion.
Hope your Friday goes well. If I don't see you tomorrow, I hope you have a fun and safe Halloween. Make sure not to eat any apples or homemade brownies from the Hippies house. Till tomorrow.
October 29, 2009
Thursday.
watDhell is going on with This Girl's Mouth ?? I'm just not sure how I feel about that. Either she is one of the sexiest
women in the World, or she's a phuhkin alien who eats rats. Can you imagine taking her out for a date, sitting across from her at dinner and all of a sudden she does "the Straw Trick" ?? For one reason or another, CHECK PLEASE.
This is what could be The Luckiest Golf Shot In The World. The video is a tad grainy, so you may have to watch a couple of times
to see exactly what happens. Let's just say, I think this guy is playing with the new Maxfli "Jesus Ball". My luck: I'd kill a few fish on the way to dinging someone in the crowd.
And finally, just in case the week is beating you down, here' s a little taste of some Halloween goodness for you. Giesle and Violet All Dressed Up. These chicks are
two of my favorite on the circuit right now for varied reasons. Nice contrast, huh? I LOVE Violet's leg tats. Always have. Of course, gonna look kinda strange when she's 60, but whoDhell cares right now? (NSFW - nudity)
One more day until Friday. Halloween Hoochie Blow-Out tomorrow. Bring your drool cup and a napkin. Till then, have a GREAT day.
October 28, 2009
Wednesday.
I'm thinking if I hired someone to do a Really Cool Mascot Dance, maybe my fantasy football team
might do better. Then again, the person in the mascot outfit is probably better than most of my team. Now i want a suit like that for Halloween.
Note to self: If and when I own a BMW SUV, make sure to Park it myself. So, is that All Time 4 wheel drive??
2nd Note to self: Don't make fun of the itty bitty sports car. You never know What's Riding Shotgun. Now THAT is pretty damn cool. I need one of those the next time
I pull up beside someone with a little yippee dog hanging out the window. Or better yet, let's see a cop give you a ticket on that side of the car.
And finally, this is NOT how to Clean Up A Tanker Accident. I've heard that scream before. Pretty sure that's the sound you make when you
see Rosie O'Donald naked.
Hope your day goes well. It's Wednesday, so don't expect much. All downhill from here though kiddies. Of course, if you have no brakes, that's not a good thing. Till tomorrow.
October 27, 2009
Tuesday.
Some of those look like they hurt . . . . real bad. I fully expect to see this sort of carnage on the way home from work one day. Hell, given the right conditions, I might cause something like this on the way home from work one day. Of course, in that instance,
it turns out like the Japanese Dash Cam Video. Bet that one stung a little as well. Have fun driving today!!
Wouldn't be a Tuesday without a Fantasy Football standings update. Of course, I wouldn't be me unless I was at the phuhkin bottom of the list. Last week was 1 yard, this week it's 2 points. I'm thinking next year I'm taking up
Fantasy Croquet.
I can feel a bad mood on the rise. It's gonna be one of those days. I can tell already. Hope you have a good one.
October 26, 2009
Monday.
I hope that everyone's weekend went well. Big Tanks to all those who sent cards and well-wishes for my birthday. It's been a very nice, quiet weekend and believe it or not, that's EXACTLY what the doctor ordered. Now if I can just get through this week
without killing anyone, we'll be all set.
Fantasy Football update tomorrow. Hopefully we can start some Halloween festivities as well. Hopefully. Have a good Monday.
October 25, 2009
Sunday.
And that's what you get for showing off. That one actually looks like it hurts. . . . .BAD.
Yet another Sunday sitting in front of the T.V., hoping that any of my fantasy football teams will pull me out a victory. Oh well... could be worse... i could be at work.
October 24, 2009
It's all fun and games until someone rides down a 40-story building. Last guy down bought a face full, but you can't complain about that considering the alternatives. In case that building seems familiar, it was used in a very cool stunt in a Jackie Chan movie.
Holy Shit !! I WILL NOT GET A FLU SHOT. . . . . EVER ! ! . How come no one has mentioned that there is a rare chance that you can end up
PERMANENTLY DISABLED from a single shot. What's worse than that is that its a 'phuhked up'
permanently disabled. Beautiful, young cheerleader can't walk or talk without severe issues; however, if she runs or walks backwards EVERY THING is fine.
watDhell kinda bullshit is that? Damn Dr. Seuss disease I tell you. No shots for me.
And finally, someone has developed a new break dancing move: The Kick Start Flying Kitty is gaining popularity
among dog lovers and abusive boyfriends. Could be Shopped (fake), but then again, it's still funny.
Hope your Saturday goes well. I'm in Lazy Mode until Monday.
October 23rd, 2009
Friday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME ! ! ! !
It is true. I am a year older and not damn bit wiser. Go figure. Here are a few other people who share the same birthday:
Greg
Ridley, born in Cumberland, England, rock, bass guitarist, played for Humble Pie and Spooky Tooth, popular double album Performance Rockin'
the Fillmore
Jim
Bunning, born in Southgate, Kentucky, Representative-R-Kentucky 1987 - 1999, Senator-R-Kentucky 1999 -, Phillies pitcher, perfect Game vs.
Mets 1965
Being that it IS my birthday AND it's a Friday, you guessed it: FEATURE FRIDAY BONUS CATCH PICS. Twelve pics total today and they are all of the beautiful Ashley Bulgari. I've 'Featured' Ashley here a few times; however, today's pics are special. In honor of the day,
SUPER SIZED PICS. Leave the dial-up at home and put away the floppy discs. Hi-res, up-close, and in-color. Enjoy. No. Really. The poor girl has done went idiot and bought herself some bjoobies. Don't get me wrong, fakies can look real good. Unfortunately,
these don't. Damnit.
Incidentally, those of you who have been with me for years, may enjoy a flashback of Previous Birthday Pictures. As most of the 'Hellions can tell you, it was always Jenna Jameson in the beginning. With her retirement, I've had to move on to a new subject each year.
With Bulgari getting enhanced, there's a good chance I'll have to find someone new for next year. I believe that two years worth of pictures are missing due to the laptop hard drive crashing. Suppose I need to work on that, huh?
My Horoscope For The Day is at least a pleasant read. Considering it lists one of my lucky numbers as 13, I might think twice about considering
it. Of course, if we are talking astrology, we have to discuss the fact that I was Born On The Cusp. And that's cusp. Not curb. I act like i was dropped on the curb, but that's another post.
In reading this long ass page of caca de toro, I have one thing to say: don't think you know me.
Hope you have a good day. I plan to enjoy mine to the fullest. Gonna sleep as late as possible then make plans from there. Enjoy your weekend. Be careful. If you want to send a birthday gift, I'll gladly take gift cards and cash. Till tomorrow....
October 22nd, 2009
Thursday.
Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm not really sure why I'm telling you this. The past few years I've been more inclined to just let it pass than to even mention it. Not sure watDhell that's about either.
Needless-to-say, not much here today as I prep for tomorrow. Plus, Tacy just arrived home from a week long trip to Colorado as a nurse, so I'm due to some time with her today. Hope your Thursday goes well. I've got a
ten hour shift at work, then it's: Game On for celebrating.
October 21st, 2009
Wednesday.
Someone is going to lose an appendage. And that doesn't necessarily mean a finger or toe. These little boogers look down right creepy. I don't necessarily think they'll hold that much money overall, unless it's bending all that change in half. I wonder if you
retrieve your money from it's boo-boo hole? +2 points if the butt hole
retrieval spot moves with the reverse motion of the mouth.
Now THAT would be dangerous.
Speaking of dangerous, please show caution when watching the Home Shopping Wii Special. The fairy
shriek is priceless. The only thing better, of course, would have been the T.V. getting tipped over with the cords pulling down a lighting rig as some poor gaffer gets an arm taken off. I'm just saying . . . . .
it could have been worse.
My slide down the fantasy football standings continues. I almost eeeked out a win this past week; however, Phillip Rivers couldn't pass for ONE MORE YARD. That's all I needed. Less than a point. Bass turd. Oh well, at this rate, I won't have to keep with my roster past Thanksgiving. May not be a bad thing. Next year, I'm setting my roster and
NEVER looking again. That seems to be the trick.
Hope your day goes well. Mine looks to be very, VERY busy and very, VERY hectic. Aren't they all?
October 20th, 2009
Tuesday.
It's going to be one of those days. I can already tell. I'm just gonna warn you. I stayed up to watch ALL of Monday Night Football, only to be disappointed at THE last second. I needed Phillip Rivers to complete
ONE MORE PASS and I would have beat this week's opponent. One pass. One yard. What do I get? They attempted a field goal. watDhell?? With that said, there is not much here today. I'm sleeping and with a 10+ hour work day ahead of me,
it's not looking to pick up. Hope your day goes well. See ya tomorrow.
October 19th, 2009
Monday.
One of man's more simple pleasures: firing ice cold beer from a cannon with the intent of breaking some stuff. I now have to build one of these and shower the neighborhood next to mine. Maybe I'll use uncooked pinto beans just so the victims
feel at home.
For those that saw the "ride" yesterday, you can now enjoy: Disco Dancing Devil. Pretty sure that's NOT the name of it, but you'll get the idea straight away.
As you may can guess from all the smoke, the ride is located in Amsterdam. I would need quite a few coffees before trying this one. I'm just saying . . . .
Finally, for all the slackers: Sexy DE-motivational Posters. I like all these. Some are better than others, but all are pretty damn funny.
And so the week begins. Let's hope it all goes down smooth with very little bite.
October 18th, 2009
Sunday.
Day of rest my ass. After having a very restful, rejuvenating weekend, it's now time to get some stuff done. It's going to be a very interesting week, so
I might as well get started now.
No better way to spend the afternoon, if you ask me. Now that is a severe case of your dog looking/acting like it's Master. I mean, does this fall into the category that it's sooo crazy you actually let the dog get away with it?? My understanding is that he
actually unties your shoe and rolls up your pants leg before he humps it. He even has his own wet wipes. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
When things look bleak in baseball, there is only one thing you can do: Kick The Ball.
Apparently these guys grew up in the days of Hackey Sack. Good snag regardless.
And finally, i don't know about you, but i'm pretty sure this is the Ride From Hell. Looking at this ride makes me want to hurl. Which i imagine is a pretty scary option if you
are actually riding this thing. Up-chuck at the wrong time and you are wearing it on the way back down.
Hope your Sunday goes well. I'm plastered to the sofa all day, HOPING that i can manage a win in fantasy football. Hoping. . . .
October 17th, 2009
Saturday.
Here is a little something for you to marinade on over the weekend: If you could wake up anywhere, where would it be? That's one of the questions posed at 50 People, 1 Question. You may think it's an easy answer, until you hear some of the replies. I feel
so un-imaginative. Then again, these people were put on the spot for an answer. In those situations, I tend to go to the extreme. It does warrant some thought, and I'd love to hear your ideas.
Guess I'm getting pretty slack on the updates, huh?? Yesterday's update was completely done and ready, but my slack ass simply forgot to post it before I left for work. I told you it's been one of those weeks. With that said, here is today's update, which was really yesterday's update. If there's a good thing, it's the fact you get
DOUBLE CATCH today. Enjoy.
Here's one for you: Jerky Girl. I'm sure that girl is trying to be sexy. I'd give her overall appearance to be
about a B. I'm not a big fan of the music, but who am I to judge, so I'll say B-. The fact that the DEATH SCENE from Marley & Me is playing on a large screen TV in what amounts to be the foreground of the video simply
astounds me. It does, however, capture how I overall feel about this video: put me out of my misery. Definitely an A+.
It's not the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag, but these 12 Rejected Star Wars Promos would definitely be nice to have. I'm especially in love with
the Cockpit Sunshield, as well as the Cloud City Desk Lamp. Hell, put all this
in your room with the Star Trek Captains Chair and you are SET.
The beautiful, blonde bombshell Tommie Jo is your Feature Friday Saturday Catch of the Day. Stunning. Not much more you can say. Enjoy your weekend. Be safe. See ya tomorrow.
October 15th, 2009
Thursday.
I can't juggle my time well. Hammers are out of the question. Rumor has it that part of this fake, but I'm too American to understand German. Go figure.
Say what you will, but someone needs to Teach This Dog a New Trick. That or replace the leg bone size piece of driftwood with something more manageable. This video would have been 100x better if the
dog would have bitten the giggling little girl.
Can someone please tell me watDhell Is This Girl Doing ?? I can understand a fidget, but DAYAM. I hope someone sanitized that pole afterwards.
One more day until the weekend. Keep your head up.
October 14th, 2009
Wednesday.
Hump Day. Once again I have to leave with you the Catch Pics and not much more. The real world is kicking my ass right about now, so time is very limited. To further complicate things, I woke up to a
number of emails concerning fantasy football. And we all know how important that is. Sorry for the lack of material, but tomorrow will be better . . . . . I hope.
October 13th, 2009
Tuesday.
So as you may can tell, the Fantasy Football rankings are quite competitive right now. Believe me, that's a good thing. I only wish my work league
was going half as well as this one. Who knows, maybe this week.
Double Catch today to celebrate the 13th. How the hell we are already to the mid-way point of the month is a mystery to me. I guess the good thing is that we are that much
closer to Christmas. I guess the bad part is that we are that much closer to Christmas.
Enjoy your Tuesday.
October 12th, 2009
Monday.
Monday and it definitely feels like it. Didn't do so good in Fantasy Football this week as I went 1-2 in the three leagues I'm in. I had a player get scratched from the line-up at the last second (Sims-Walker) in one league. I had
an entire NFL team fail to show up in another (Garrad, Jones-Drew from Jacksonville). Oh well. I guess I needed one more week of humility in each of those leagues. I've managed to stay undefeated in the
random, public league that I joined. Not sure watdhell that's about considering my line up. Won't complain for now.
All you get for today. Pics are here, so enjoy. I'll be back tomorrow for another attempt.
October 11th, 2009
Sunday.
Well, it's Sunday, so you can better believe that I'm sleeping in. The temperature is expected to be 15 to 20 degrees colder than yesterday, and even though that's still mild, I'm thinking it's making for good 'nap on the sofa' weather.
I watched a pretty decent pirate version of "ZombieLand" and I have a fantastic quality version of "9" to watch at some point today. I highly recommend seeing ZombieLand one way or another. Fantastic movie. I might still go pay for a tickedt and
see it on the big screen. Definitely worth it.
All for now. Once I'm up and moving around I may come back and post more. May.
October 10th, 2009
Saturday.
Oh yeah, baby. That's what it's all about. Kick ass music that crosses genres and still kicks ass. I've been a fan of Hayseed Dixie since hearing their tribute to AC/DC some 5 or 6 years ago. After hearing
their versions of Kiss, Tool, and others, I'm hooked. I've been stuck on "War Pigs" for a few days, so this was a fantastic find. Speaking of "War Pigs", you may also enjoy
Cakes version of "War Pigs". Good stuff.
Sorry about the missed update yesterday. Just could NOT get out of bed in time. That damn thing called a job is getting in the way again. Definitely need to win the Lotto. Soon. Pics from yesterday
are here today. Catalina Cruz was the Feature yesterday, so you can enjoy her today as well. Enjoy your Saturday.
October 8th, 2009
Thursday.
I've featured some sort of music every day before, so I might as well today. While this Spiderbait version became famous with the Dukes of Hazzard Movie, I thought it would fit it much better here with some down home good ol' boy goodness. If you have a
moment, I highly recommend watching The Official Video. Some nice car action in there.
On the "news" front, someone should tell Levi Johnston that Posing for Playgirl isn't necessarily a
good idea. Someone may want to mention that the readership of Playgirl is overwhelmingly made up of gay men. I mean, really . . . . . how many women do YOU know that actually pick up a copy and flip through a Playgirl magazine?? Hell, I wasn't even sure they still published Playgirl until I read this.
Oh well. The boy is from Alaska and was attached to the Palin family. Maybe this isn't that strange after all.
One more day and the weekend is upon us. About damn time too. It's been a physically exhausting week and I could definitely use a nap. Hope your day goes well.
October 7th, 2009
Wednesday.
Not much in this World is more calming than watching small pets play. Of course, kitty running himself to death on a slide is pretty calming for the cat and hilarious for us. I actually featured this video for the background tune selection.
The Original Cat Slide Video is just as fun to watch and you don't get the annoying video loop. No music though. Not sure how much fun that is. Regardless, now I want to either play with my cats
or get a new kitten and head to the park.
Damnit. She wants her $2 dollars ! ! !
Hope your Hump Day goes well. A quick thanks to TwoEyed and JägerGirl for stopping in to visit the last few days. Unfortunately I had to work, but then again, in hindsight, that was probably a good thing. We somehow managed to talk ol' Dirty into trying sushi as well as prying a few oysters.
While I'm pretty sure he'll eat oysters again, I'm thinking the sushi fell a little flat. Oh well, maybe when they develop the Catfish Roll. 'Safe Trip Home' to them and a Have a Good Day to the rest of you. See ya tomorrow.
October 6th, 2009
Tuesday.
The Cool Music Cavalcade continues. This little ditty was sent in by JROC, and true to form, it kicks ass. Or wait . . . . that might not be right. Nice tune, guaranteed to stick in your head for at least part of the day. Even if you don't like the song, the video has
Scott Baio in it. Every things is a little more Chachi when Scott Baio is involved. Enjoy!
You know it's gonna be a great year in fantasy football when 75% of the teams playing all have the same record. Granted, it's only week 4, but
I expect great things from this group. Hell, I expect them to all lay down and let me win, but that's not gonna happen. On a personal note, I did manage to win in all three leagues this week.
I am happy once again. . . . . . for now.
October 5th, 2009
Monday.
It's amazing what fell out of the time machine this morning. Apparently 1973 really did rock! Incidentally, I'm now revising this tune to be a ringtone for my phone. Does anyone know where I can get my hair done like that? Dude sure can whistle. What did you expect with those teeth?
If that doesn't brighten up your day, watching a Dumb Ass Roll His Truck should do it. I personally think this is what every show-off needs. A little lesson in humility never
hurt anyone. Did I tell you about getting a speeding ticket yesterday?
October 4th, 2009
Sunday.
It don't get much funkier. And just in time for Halloween
I suppose the turkeys got tired of getting their ass killed and plucked every year about this time. Why not take it to the Man? I hear they plan to burn out everyone with the last name Tyson, so watch out.
Enjoy your Sunday.
October 3rd, 2009
Saturday.
Hope everyone's week went well. Mine finished somewhat unexpectedly when work notified a few of us that we would be working next week. As you may remember, I was originally scheduled to
be on furlough next week, so the news was quite a surprise. If you are wondering if I'm happy or not about the change, I don't really have an answer for you there. DEFINITELY need to work and make the money, but I also
had some plans for next week. TwoEyed and his woman are coming to visit for a few days starting tomorrow and I had already started to plan a 'get together' for Monday Night Football. I'm sure it will all work out in the long. Besides,
it's more money I can spend on ice cream bread.
Speaking of a rough week: Beaten Ohio Man Shot During Self Defense Class. watDhell is that about? Pretty sure I won't complain any more
this month. Considering this happened in Ohio, I'm wondering if Mack had anything to do with this? Sounds like his kinda luck.
And finally, I'm not sure if it's a bad day or not when a rare parrot phuhks your ear. At least it's a cute, loving bird. I bet he doesn't call him in the morning though. Does ear wax make good lube? (tooo many 1-liners for this one.)
Enjoy your Saturday. I'm pulling the top off the Jeep and going to ride with the Harleys. Peace.
October 2nd, 2009
Friday.
Pop art? I kept waiting for either someone to run out in front of the barrage OR the entire set of bleachers to fall to the Earth. Pretty cool display overall if you ask me. Somewhere,
Pink Death Bunny is glistening.
Just as I feared, Another Rambo Movie is in the works. watDhell?? Can't this guy go ahead and die already? Don't ask me to clarify actor or character. While I know the movie is a ways off, it definitely
sounds like something we've seen before. I can't even fake enthusiasm for this kind of shit, so we'll just move along.
Finally Friday. Hope your week went well. Hope your weekend goes better. My week has been tough, plain and simple. With TwoEyed rolling into town for a visit this weekend, I'm hoping to recoup some sanity. Hoping. Till tomorrow.
October 1st, 2009
Thursday.
WELCOME TO OCTOBER ! !
HATE cold weather. Nothing good comes of it
no matter what you snow bunnies say. Oh well. There's always the Florida Keys.
The fantasy football season continues as is evident by my fall down the standings ladder. This week will prove no better as I face Big Ballz's 'Mighty Drew Brees'. In fact,
This weekend, I have to face off against Drew in two of the leagues I play in. watDhell? It's definitely NOT looking to be a good weekend on the football front.
Make it through today and the weekend is HERE. Have a good one.
