With the new Transformers movie right around the corner, I thought you might enjoy a brief peak at the voices behind the magic. I guess what I really wanted everyone to see was that the voice of
Megatron is really that of Agent Smith, from the Matrix series. Ain't that cool?
Hope your Tuesday goes well. My Monday has left me very sore and very ready for the weekend. Let's hope it hurries.
September 29th, 2008
Monday.
So maybe we're starting to get a little TOO involved in the whole Star Wars thing. The Jedi Unleashed game is pretty cool and I do recommend it for everyone. If you don't have the time or the patience,
you can watch BOTH LIGHT and DARK SIDE ENDINGS via YouTube. That's right, two endings. I only wish there were more choices
throughout the game that would have shaped and changed the ending as well. Guess that's a little too much to ask for, huh?
CONGRATULATIONS to Budman and his Caddyshack team for winning the 2008 Shark13 Fantasy Golf League. Bud held off a late charge and it actually went to the wire to decide a winner.
Bud said he was gonna win it all after taking the lead early in the year. Damn if he didn't keep his word. My third place finish at least scores me a bronze, but considering everyone else had pretty much quit . . . . i'm really
happy with my bronze.
Has anyone else tried the Mahalo Search Site ?? I'm not even really sure how I stumbled upon it, but it seems kinda cool. Even though the site claims to be easy to use, it delivers a TON of information
even when doing a simple search. Not sure how much i like it. Definitely gonna give it a look and would recommend you doing so as well. Can't hurt. It's a frickin' search engine.
Have a good Monday. It's the last one of this month.
September 28th, 2008
Sunday.
This looks to be a good movie. Been a while since a decent Western came out, so I can only hope that this holds up. Ed and Viggo seem to be a good pair; however, I'm not sure how well i'll like
Zellwigger or Jeremy Irons. Those two just don't seem "western" enough for me. Come October 3, I guess we'll find out.
And you had better believe i'll be waiting in line for the first seats to see the re-made Friday the 13th. Michael
Bay is directing this time, so if nothing else, you can expect some action. Judging from this super-leaked trailer, it might be decent. Premiere's Friday, February 13th, 2009. Day before Valentine's Day. Nice.
Guess it's time to dig out my hockey mask.
September 27th, 2008
Saturday.
Well here is a fun fact for you: The Simpson's Turn 20 this Sunday. I'm one of those people
who can actually say they saw the series start, so it's nice to see them past another legend in Gunsmoke. Marshall Matt Dillon ran dodge city for 20 seasons; however he kicked out over 200 more shifts (shows) than Homer and Crew.
In due time. All that radioactivity will keep The Simpson's young for a few more years.
This is one of those times when it sucks to be right. Hard Rock Park Files Chapter 11. After all that planning and building, they didn't even make
it a full season. WatDhell? I'm not sure how i feel about this. Originally I was all excited about the park and brand name; however, at $50 a head for admission and not many rides to enjoy, i very soon lost interest. I'd still like to go next season IF they open. If not, I guess
i'll have to watch someone else's video of the Led Zepplin rollercoaster.
September 26th, 2008
Friday.
Finally. Really quick today. First- I still have a job. In fact, the whole work thing worked out pretty well yesterday. My transfer of departments is complete, so I guess
I can break out that bottle of champagne now. Granted, they told the rest of the company that their hours would be cut starting next week, but I still get my time and my tasks. Who knew
you could have a good day at work?
On the subject of good days / bad days, this video is a perfect example of a bad day. A Pepper Sprayed and Tasered Inmate
should be easy to handle. When that sumbitch is bouncing like a fighter off of Mike Tysons Punch-out, you better be afraid. Very afraid. Three cans of pepper may not do it.
Have fun this weekend kiddies. Franco is coming to town so it looks like sofa time and video games for me. Man, I love the weekends.
September 25th, 2008
Thursday.
Fellas: if you are going to try the flaming fart trick, make sure your Pants Are NON-Flammable. And watDhell is
this guy thinking? Stop, Drop, Roll, you idiot. Didn't you learn anything in school? Wait. He just let his buddy set his ass on fire, so I guess the answer would be 'No'.
If I was a cop, this is EXACTLY how i'd handle a Knife
Wielding Suspect. Actually, you would probably see
my reverse lights come on a couple of times as I repeatedly ran over the fool. Damn good head of speed at impact i'd say. I also imagine the light bar up top messed dude up a little as well. With that type of dismount, I can only score this a 4.5.
And finally, talk about dedication. Apparently the Iraqis are sooooo grateful to have freedom of radio, they'll Broadcast While Burning.
Before you panic, it's the station that's on fire. NOT the DJ. Let me tell you, he stays the course. Never leaves the mic. I have no clue watDhell could be soooo damn flammable in the booth, but it caught quick. DJ must wear the same
type of shorts the first idiot does.
Hope you have a good day today. Mine will be interesting. The Company is giving us a lunch today; however, most people feel that it will only
precede more layoffs. I wonder if I should worry that when I attempted to clock out yesterday it said I wasn't in the system?
We shall see.
September 24th, 2008
Wednesday.
Now I suppose if I lived in Louisiana after all the rain they've got, I'd Play In The Mud too.
Hell, who we kidding? I'd play in the mud now if i had some. Wet sand just didn't get the job done. Need some of that good old fashioned red clay that
permanently stains everything it touches. And the 'tube behind the
4-wheeler . . . . very nice. HAVE to try that next time i'm at Ralf's. Now that's fun in the mud.
Speaking of mud . . . . . Wacky Wine Enema. <--------- THIS is why I don't hang out with
drunks like i used too. I mean, come on. The simple fact that someone shoots booze up their butt for the buzz baffles me. Now girlie girl is double bagging and seems to be
losing her mind. BE FOREWARNED: this is kinda gross. It's not as bad as you may think, but it does get a little gross. FUNNY. It definitely gets funny and
if you listen to the sound, you are guaranteed to almost mess yourself. (NSFW - grossness / nudity)
Hmmmmm.... i guess in Australia Clowns Are Not So Funny. I'm not sure what sets off the whole deal, but i now know NOT to
take a clown's hat. I wonder if he would bleed a funny color? Something pastel, maybe.
Hope your Hump Day goes well.
September 23rd, 2008
Tuesday.
It's a Day of 1's, i tell you. I lost by ONE POINT in fantasy football. It is ONE MONTH to my birthday. It is ONE DAY into the Fall Season. And I have less
than ONE MINUTE to get out the door.
Before you click, here is the premise: you raise your child from birth with NO DIAPER. Essentially, you can have your child potty trained within the first week of it's life in the
outside world. Or so i hear. I have a family member practicing this on their newborn and they swear by it. Personally, I think they should invest in a mop and lots of plastic sheets.
Has anyone else tried this? Anyone else even heard of this? I bet it's extra stinky in their house.
Finally, and NOT FOR THE FAINT, i found this little video a week or so ago and I've been waiting on the right time to post it. I'm not sure if it's real, but a
Room full of headless bodies definitely makes an impression.
Supposedly a Middle Eastern slaughterhouse, I figured it was the working quarters for the Nanny's at Michael Jackson's house. Oh well.
Hope your Tuesday goes well. Freaky dreams last night have me thinking all day. Nothing a lil bit of treatment can't handle. Till tomorrow.
September 22nd, 2008
Monday.
It's Monday, and i'm beat. Had a great weekend, but it will be nice to get back to work for some rest. After having a great time with Bud and his family over the first part
of the weekend, Tacy and I drove a quaint 450 miles yesterday to visit some of her family. I'm not complaining about the trip itself, just the fact that I'm sooooooooo
freakin tired from it. Needless-to-say, a Jeep is NOT the most comfortable ride in town.
Speaking of uncomfortable, how is Disney explaining
menstruation?? This was back in the '40s, but I hear they
make all their employees watch this same video now. I was expecting a reddish hue to the film, oh well.
In an effort to score a more family oriented crowd, FoxTV has replaced one of it's most popular shows with a more subdued version. I proudly give you
"Puppy Break". Coming to a kennel tv near you.
Hope your Monday goes well. At this point i have a small lead in my Fantasy Football
match up, so i can't complain. Till tomorrow.
September 21st, 2008
Sunday.
Ahhhh . . . . . Fantasy Football at it's greatest: The Honey Bowl. Every year someone steps up and throws down a challenge and this year it's Kendraco.
Two pounds of the best honey in the nation versus
Shark13 memorabilia. I can't really lose. Win: Honey. Lose: Someone wearing Shark13 stuff. Better believe i'll take
that bet.
Unfortunately, I won't be able to watch any of the action. Along with Budman's departure home, I have an un-planned trip to High Point, NC, today. Tacy has some family that needs a
ride and others that need to be seen. It's 4.5 hours each way, so it's shaping up to be a long one. Considering how bad my fantasy football teams sux, it's probably a good thing i won't be
here to watch.
September 20th, 2008
Saturday. Sucker Saturday.
Sooooooo . . . . . . wanna know how much of a frickin' pushover I am? For the last few weeks, I've done nothing but bitch and complain about Battle Dawn.
Kendall has continuously had to talk me down from pushing the 'Delete' button, and has listened to me fuss the entire time. With twenty days left and the armies of a thousand nations bearing down upon us, I have somehow let Kendall
talk me into staying. Worse than that, i'm now the #1 ranked player in the World and have the BIGGEST bulls-eye you can imagine painted on my forehead. watDhell? How does this happen? Why am I the one holding the goods while everyone else gets
a good nights sleep? Bass turds.
For you music fans: Travis Barker, of Blink182, Critically Injured in South Carolina Jet Crash. This looks pretty bad. Barker and another performer were
rushed to the Augusta Burn Center about 75 miles away, so at least they are in good hands. Two pilots and two other passengers were also killed in the crash.
September 19th, 2008
Friday. Friends and Family Friday.
Not much here today as my schedule is very packed full. Bud and his family rolled into town late last night and I may have a second
set of family/friends to roll in later today. I love it when i have visitors. Granted, none of them are actually staying with me, but it's very rare
that people come my way. Not sure watdhell that's about. Maybe I need to shower?
Looks like I get to spend a few hours figuring out my new Cell Phone. Tacy ordered us
new phones around noon time on Wednesday. I'm not sure how, but UPS delivered those bad boys YESTERDAY. Talk about service with a smile. Gonna take some time to get used to the phone
and it's ways, but i'm happy. One thing to note: this particular phone has a fairly decent digital camera built it. We all know my luck with digital cameras. I figure the entire phone will
burst into flames in a week.
Hope your Friday goes well. Enjoy the weekend.
September 18th, 2008
Thursday. Giving you what MTV can't: Music Videos
I couldn't help myself. How great is that? To be honest, this one isn't even my favorite. The Multiplication Song is dearest to my heart. Must be that thumb snapping, catchy beat, Kid.
It might just be me, but I really think that there is something wrong with Monks Singing Metallica. Decent harmonizing aside, what does this say about Metallica? Weren't these guys around at the birth of
Satanic death rock? Now I get to look forward to hearing these phuhks during my next doctors visit??? Must be 'finger time'.
Of course, not all Metallica covers are bad. Hell, Apocalyptica's - "One" is a classic-al piece. It's actually pretty damn cool. I feel like i should be sipping a martini when i listen to it though.
And this in no way means that i like Metallica any more than before. Bass turds.
While the video is not a half naked supermodel on a black beach, Chris Isaak's song "Blue Spanish Sky" is definitely
a must hear. This is old school, back from his first CD, but it's very high up on my Favorite Songs List.
Fellas, if you are gonna have an anthem, this is it. Originally printed as a "B-side", Great White's "Wasted Rock Ranger" is probably an autobiography of the band itself.
Pretty sure they mention every single illegal or illicit drug known to man. I also hear that their next "B-side" will have something to do with going to a club and smore's.
By Far, my Favorite Foo Fighters song has to be "Everlong". In fact, that was my alarm clock for a year and some change. I'm getting sleepy just thinking
about it.
Well, I don't guess I can fairly make that last statement without including at least one country song. No better way to end this than "When The Sun Goes Down". There. See. I can listen to a country song without
blood pouring from my ears.
Hope your Thursday goes well. Tomorrow is Friday.
September 17th, 2008
Wednesday. Hump Day the way it should be.
Yet another web cam girl doing yet another Ass All Up In The Web Cam Dance.
This always reminds me of the toy where you push the bottom and the figure on top goes all limp and dances around. Hmmmmmm. . . . . now that might be a good variation of The Swing. (NSFW - nudity)
Speaking of toys, my bar is DEFINITELY gonna have a Ladies Bull Riding Night. Hell,
let me win the lotto and I'll have one of these in the house. (NSFW - nudity)
Sometimes toys aren't even needed. Sometimes things are just better Handled By Themselves. Ceiling Fan Cam: I likee. (NSFW - nudity)
Vicki and Sandi could definitely talk me into a trip to Brazil. I'm not sure exactly how much of the country i'd get to see, but the
trip would be fantASStic. (NSFW - nudity)
If you ever thought Alison Angel looked like a free-spirited, kooky girl, you are not alone. Cute. Definitely a cute lil thing. Probably got the
personality of a door nail. (NSFW - nudity)
Lanny Barby - sultry hotness. No other way to put it. I remember the video of her doing a dude because he couldn't get it up to do her. Talk about
an intimidation factor. Perform under pressure my ass . . . . pun intended. I need to find that lil vid. Good stuff there. (NSFW - nudity)
September 16th, 2008
Tuesday
I'm starting to think i have either narcolepsy, lyme disease, or a severe case of the "damn, i'm tired"'s. Not long after getting home from work yesterday, I piled up on the sofa
and was OUT. Woke up around eight, just in time for football, and made the mistake of trying to watch the game from bed. If there is a good thing to point out, I guess I needed the 10 hours of sleep.
I usually run on about 5 to 6, so maybe this is just a "catch-up". Let's hope.
For you drinkers, a gentle slide into How Beer Goggles Work. Not a lot of science. Just a
small display of the gradual decline into lunacy. Enjoy.
All for today. I managed to squeeeeeeek out my first Fantasy Football win yesterday. Good ol' Tony Romo pulled it out for me by a margin of 2 points. 2 points. That's just too
damn close, but i'm not complaining. Now if my team of teen age flag footballers will only show up next weekend. We shall see. Till tomorrow, keep your powder dry and the rubber side down on your shoes.
September 15th, 2008
Monday.
Damn. It's already the 15th of September. WatDhell is that about? Where did the month go? For that matter, where did the YEAR go? Good thing, I suppose, is that my birthday is next month. Thanksgiving the next month.
Then Christmas. Hell, we about done with this year boys and girls. Then we get to start this whole vicious cycle again. Joy.
Apparently the circus rolled into the southwest recently. Where else can you find The Incredible Immigrant Clown Van??
I'm not sure how many people roll up out the van, but I 'm thinking that Border Patrol has a better chance just leaving them IN the vehicle. I kept expecting someone to crawl out from the bottom.
Maybe that's why this Hill Climbing SUV Explodes. One too many
enchiladas laid up on the engine. It's worth mentioning that
a bottle of tequila in the gas tank may have the same effect. But don't ask me . . . . .
Hope your Monday goes well. Back to the grind, but you won't hear me complaining . . . . . yet. See ya tomorrow.
September 14th, 2008
Sunday.
As most of you may know, Don Fontaine recently passed away. What you may not know is that he was the voice for almost a million commercials and close to 6,000 movie trailers.
In other words, you've heard Don's voice no matter who you are or where you live. Now you can get a better sense of the man In His Own Words.
It appears that Don was a pretty cool guy in real life as well. Seems to have a great sense of humor AND would even do peoples outgoing voice mail if they asked him. (how PHUHKIN COOL would that have been?) Now I feel like I should
watch some normal TV, just to hear his voice on the commercials.
Speaking of commercials, i'm not sure WHAT THEY ARE SELLING, but I'll take two. Or three. Hell, a six pack will do me just fine. Who knew
that beach volleyball had cheerleaders?? I am definitely in the wrong profession. People apparently get paid a lot of money to play ball on the beach and watch this type of stuff go down.
And while on the subject of cheerleaders, would you believe this Mama As A Cheerleader? ? Apparently
someone did. The bitch done sent her kid off to live with Grammy so that she could steal her child's identity and become a high school cheerleader. Yeah, that ugly old busted mug on a
high school cheerleading squad. Then again . . . . the teens of today
don't look like the teens of yesterday.
September 13th, 2008
Saturday.
It's the 13th, so you have Double Catch today. It's also a Saturday, which means late update. After that . . . i think i'm done for the day. Last night ended up
being a very, VERY long night and today will be the fallout. Now before anyone gets into a panic, it's actually nothing. Once again the crack addiction that is
Battle Dawn has picked me up just to slam me down. Good thing is: it's soooooo close to the end, I'm thinking i'm done with it for good. As fun as it is, the game has evolved into
something like Survivor. If you are not a backstabbing, cheating, manipulating S.O.B., you won't play long. Pretty sure i'm gonna post my username and password in the forum later, so if anyone wants it, you
can have it. Suppose i should mention, I'm ranked THIRD in the game and a world of shit is on it's way.
I suppose if there is a good point last night, my cable service didn't go out. Aight kiddies, i'm outta here for the day. If i sit here much longer, my head will blow off my shoulders. Time for
some college football and plenty of treatments. I seem to have found some time to kill.
September 12th, 2008
Friday.
Not much of an update today. I'm running late, as usual, so I'll hopefully make up for it tomorrow. One thing to note: gas is probably going to go up in
price over the next few days. Hell, it never went down around here so it's basically keeping with the trend. With Ike making it's way to Texas, someone figured it was a good time
to make some money. go figure.
Better update tomorrow. Till then, enjoy the Raven Haired Update. Till then.
September 11th, 2008
Thursday.
When I take over as Mayor of my small island beach town, I will definitely Celebrate a Holiday like this.
In fact, this is how Bud, Kendall and myself grew up. Every holiday that required a family gathering usually resulted in a trip to the fireworks store and something eventually
getting set on fire. One day I'm going to re-kindle that tradition and add Ralf and Franco to the equation. Someone is losing a limb.
I was hoping to one day feature
Stripper Dodge ball at a WatDhellion Gathering. After
seeing the reflexes and moves on these guys after a few drinks, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be the women getting naked. That or I can see Laz getting "Booty Blindness" and decapitating a few girls in a horn-ball rage.
Great fun.
While on the subject of dodge ball, it's also worth mentioning that it's a good thing we didn't have Super Big Dodge Balls
when I was little. Hell, it's a damn good thing I don't have access to one of these now. I can see many, MANY little neighborhood kids on their backs and bleeding. I wonder if Toys R Us is open ??
Back to fireworks . . . . . . . the Redneck Rocket Launcher is pretty close to what you can expect at the next WDH meeting.
I'm not sure how or why I haven't tried this one yet. 8,000+ bottle rockets is a fair amount. I like it.
From the Turd Files:
Hope your day goes well. Tomorrow is Friday. Today can't be that bad.
September 10th, 2008
Wednesday.
Boat racing looks to be a lot of fun and excitement. Nose Diving Your Boat, on the other
hand, looks quiet painful. I suppose it beats the alternative: 5 flips in the air before your boat smashes to toothpick on contact.
Bus Sandwiches Car. WatDhell is up with all the bush crash vids? I thought traveling in the
big box was safe. Glad to know different.
And finally, 36 Hour Cialis may NOT be a good idea. Now imagine having to stand in line at the Post Office.
Just a few more days until the weekend. Curl up your toes and hang on tight.
September 9th, 2008
Tuesday.
I know I promised Fantasy Football scores, but you'll just have to wait. Hell, I'm sure the only one interested are the ones who are playing and you have the same information as i do. So there. What
I do want to discuss is the HBO's new series True Blood. Created by the same guy who brought us Six Feet Under, True Blood tells
the story of a small Louisiana town in which vampires readily walk the streets. You see, vampires have "come out of the coffin" to walk and live
among us. Those crazy Japanese have created a synthetic blood that is sold in
bottles. At this point, I must tell you that the show does not adhere to all the "old" standards of vampires. Good thing is, they give you an explanation as to "why" it is the way it is. For instance, the idea that a cross will repel
a vampire is TRUE, but only if the vampire was a religious believer BEFORE he was converted. Can't really threaten an
atheist vampire now can we?
This, to me, is another homerun of a show that HBO has put out. The acting is fantastic and the story line already has me hooked. I love the mixture of old beliefs with the new, modern day twist. The concept of Vampires living in harmony with
humans is not new; however, to go to this extent is something new. Behind the curtain, the show addresses alot of current social issues from drug abuse ("v" juice) to civil rights (vamps just want benefits like u or i), but you may never notice it.
The show also believes in the sexuality of vampires, so be forewarned, nakedness and sex are definitely in the show. Overall, you should definitely try to catch an episode. As usual, HBO has carried over a TON of "it's actors" so you will see A LOT of familiar faces.
E.B. Farnum from Deadwood is a Sheriff this time around, while Brad from Generation Kill looks to be a boss vampire. Talk about job security.
One last quick note: former UFC champ Evan Tanner is dead. After packing his things
and trekking into the dessert, it appears the champ succumb to heat and Sun. Tanner had made the trip all alone and had planned to journey deep into the dessert. An autopsy will be performed; however, the MMA community is already missing him.
Personally, I say take more water.
Hope your day goes well. It's Tuesday, so dig in your heels and hold on.
September 8th, 2008
Monday. Musical Monday.
Got to love my jams, so i thought I'd share a few with ya'll.
Apolalyptica's "I Don't Care" is easily one of the most angry songs you are gonna hear.
Enjoy that. It's nice to find a good song, full of hate and spit that doesn't so readily offend everyone. Definitely high on my play list right now.
It looks as if I may try to snag a show at the House of Blues for my birthday this year. The song
"They Say" has been out a while and if you didn't know, it's sung by members of
System of a Down. It's always great when members of a band take time off to puruse solo projects. What I don't understand is why those same guys will appear on each other's solo stuff. watDhell? Why not just stay
together and put that shit out? I had the pleasure of seeing System at this same venue many years ago. If Scars is anything like that, holy Hell, count me in.
Yeah, I know. But it's LEGOS ! ! ! !
And finally, after those few jewels of jam, I wanted to share the Current Ringtone on my cellphone. You can "Right Click . . . Save As . .", or just enjoy from the comfort of your computer.
I weally, weally wike it.
I would take a moment and update you on all the Fantasy Football scores; however, two things prohibit me from doing so. One, there are still games to be played and stats to be tallied. Two, i took a beating this weekend in every game we play. Not even funny.
I'm not even really sure why I play. A full update on all fronts tomorrow. Until then . . . Michael Turner Who?
September 7th, 2008
Sunday.
Football. About football today. With the NFL season "officially" starting today, my ass will see plenty of sofa time. (actually, it's my desk chair but you get the idea) If you
ever wanted a reason to watch a good game, check out the New York Jets vs Miami Dolphins game.
Yeah, that's right, i said it. Jets versus Dolphins. Last years bottom dwellers meet up in what you might call The Drama Bowl. If you are unfamiliar with the story, and don't feel like watching
the video, here is a quick recap. The Jets kicked out Chad Pennington so they could acquire the newly UN-retired Brett Farve. Miami acquires Chad Pennington after killing the entire team from last year. So now,
you have Chad taking on Brett. That's not all. Bill Parcels used to coach the Jets, but is now the GM of the Dolphins. How about that soap opera bullshit? I can't wait.
From drama to a Cinderella story, ECU beats (#8)West
Virginia. Talk about
the Little Train that could. I've got several friends who are DIE HARD ECU fans, and even though they are somewhat a "local" team, I've just never cared.
Last week, ECU pulls an upset over (#17)Virgina Tech. I figure they just got lucky. This week, they blister West
Virginia. watDhell? Of course, the head coach of ECU is the son of
Lou Holtz, so it's definitely something in the genetics.
Enjoy your day of rest.
September 6th, 2008
Sunshine Saturday.
Your heard me right. Sun is shining. Birds are singing. Slight breeze blowing. The day after a storm is always so beautiful. Granted, i wouldn't glorify Hannah as a storm, but
you the drift.
With the bulk of the NFL season starting tomorrow, Turd has come through for me again. What better way to start the season, and each game, than a Kick Ass Flyover ??
Courtesy of NFL.com, the vid covers the guts of what goes into a well-timed, well-loved fly-by. I get emotional at these types of things. I may cry.
Another thing I get emotional about is strange phone numbers calling me. I hate that shit. Well now, you have a chance to find out "who" some of those strange numbers are. WhoCalled.US is a collective
database of phone numbers that constantly call people. (i.e., telemarketers, bill collectors, etc.) Add numbers if you have any, research numbers when you want. In all honesty, I'd probably Google the number first,
but you will also find that this site pops up in the Top 10.
September 5th, 2008
Friday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADD ! !
My young cousin has more than a plateful right now, but I wanted to take a moment and wish him a Happy Birthday. I haven't gotten to spend a lot
of time with him since he relocated back to the east coast, but i got a feeling that will change soon. Now if he'll only get in there and bounce up and down on
his girlfriends belly, we may can celebrate two birthdays on this day.
To celebrate the birthday how about some Tunnel Fireworks. I bet that
would make your morning commute SUCK.
And no birthday is complete without a Girl Getting Beat. I'm not sure what
chica did, but the third kick to the head tells me it was serious. For the record, this IS NOT what i meant by Ladd jumping on his girl. Maybe a single jab tot he gut, but only to get things moving.
I'm going to steal someone else's term . . . . . Firecrotch Friday. Red on the head . . ., well you know the rest.
September 4th, 2008
Thursday.
And we wait . . . . .
One good thing about getting a lot of rain, you get mud. And where there is mud, there are Idiots Wrecking 4-wheelers. This
is definitely something that Ralf would do. In fact, Kendall and Bud can attest to watching Ralf completely submerge his 4-wheeler into a puddle. Oh the joys of turkey hunting.
Now a blast from your past: The Pinball Song (#12).
While that particular song may not get stuck in your head, I'm sure there's one from that series that will.
And then there's the Old School Italian Motorcycle Cops Parade. I couldn't walk in formation that well, regardless
of riding a bike. Tanks to TurdFerg for this one. He's a motorcycle rider and can appreciate the skill involved. I, in turn, can appreciate the music. Catchy lil tune there.
Well, I guess I'll fill up the rides with gas and buy a loaf of bread. After that, I don't think i have much to worry about. I take that back. I have to worry whether or not my work will close on Friday. It would be really nice
to be off so i can prepare . . . . .
September 3rd, 2008
Wednesday. Wait and See Wednesday.
I guess I shouldn't have mentioned the storm after all. Immediately after posting my update, they downgraded Hannah to a Tropical Storm. WatDhell? That's nothing more than a glorified
thunderstorm in these parts. Good thing I hadn't started prepping yet or i'd be pissed. Of course, now i have to watch the damn thing even more closely so it doesn't sneak up on us. I do feel
that it is my duty to point out one thing . . . . . .
WatDhell is that coming off of Africa? Can someone please explain to me WHY the Weather Channel hasn't mentioned that beast? I think I'm skeered.
Well damn . . . . . . the Snowman Is Dead. Jerry Reed is
North bound and down. Guess this rules out a Smokey and the Bandit Reunion, huh?
A quick word of advice to all you fellas who want to take your girl out to shoot guns. Please . . . . PLEASE . . . . Shoot The Gun Correctly.
Just as the caption says: that's definitely gonna leave a mark. I knew there was trouble when dude started spouting ammo specs. I'm thinking someone got their ass kicked later at home.
Speaking of a mark, this Free Falling Free Runner is definitely gonna need some medical attention. That's what you
lil Spiderman wanna be freaks get. Hope he's ok. At least he didn't straddle it.
And finally . . . . . . whoDhell Parked a Train There ?? Gonna take a little more than paint
to cover this one up.
Hope your Hump goes well.
September 2nd, 2008
Tuesday. Turbulent Tuesday.
Well, it's starting to look like we might get a little storm here after all. Things are not in Panic Mode as of yet. In fact, they are not even in Prepare Mode.
I plan to take a look at the models and forecasts later today and at that point make a plan. The top image is the infarred satellite picture of the Atlantic Ocean, while
the second is a "map of models". The top 6 weather forecast models all placed on the same map. Both pictures are "self updating", so what you see is as current as the respective sites can
keep them.
September 1st, 2008
Monday. Labor Day.
HAPPY LABOR DAY ! ! !
If you have no idea WHY you are off work today, check out The History of Labor Day. Looks like
the damn Labor Union did something beneficial for us. Oh, the good ol' days. I'm hoping to spend my day dove hunting with Dirk; however, if my sunburn from yesterday doesn't let up, I may just hide indoors.
Regardless, it's going to be a fun, yet lazy day. I hope.
It's a shame that the North Carolina Tarhell / Duke Bluedevil rivalry only thrives in basketball. After the Parachutists Land
In The Wrong Stadium, someone would have bragging rights forever. FOR-EVAH ! ! Personally, I could care less. I don't really care for either team in ANY sporting event. The whole thing is funny though. I only wish they would have landed
during game play. How fun would that have been?
Thought I'd keep this up for at least another day. Amazing how much this image changes hour-to-hour. With Gustav on land and dumping rain, Hannah looks to be the next
big story. Then again, if it doesn't beef up a little, it won't amount to anything more than another rainy weekend. I can handle that too.
