"CRUSH The Castle" is the sequel to the wall busting game "crash the castle". The main difference this time is that you are
wrecking player made castles. How sweet is that? ALSO, you can play the game by simply clicking above. Don't even have to leave. I've only taken the time to beat the first level and there are already some pretty creative minds at work. Let me know how you did and if anyone creates a killer kastle, I'd love
to see it.
Speaking of things to see, you may NOT want to see any of the movies on the 100 Worst Movies of the Decade. You know I love lists, so browsing one with a 100 movies is a dream. Considering it's a list of movies
that people really, REALLY hated, well that makes it a challenge. I started to look over the list and count the number of these movies that I liked, but I got extremely nostalgic over a few and had to quit so I could YouTube my favorite scenes. Go figure. Take a look down the list
and see where you rank on what you've seen.
DOUBLE CATCH today, but not really. The extra pictures are actually from yesterday, but since you are getting them today . . . . . . Speaking of today, Annette Dawn is the showcase for today's actual pics. End of the month, might as well end it well.
It's Hump Day, so keep your head down. After today, it's all downhill. I'll try to update all the fantasy action tomorrow. Till then, keep your powder dry and I'll see you tomorrow.
September 28th, 2009
Monday.
As some of you may know, I've been playing Wii Sports Resort a good bit lately. One of the games is Frisbee Golf and I have to admit that I now want to try it in real life. I play golf and I know how to throw a frisbee, so you'd think I have an advantage. After seeing exactly how many frisbees this dude carries around, I'm not so sure. Big P and I are determined to throw some plates, so I'll keep you informed of our progress.
I was going to feature the How to Belly Dance vid, but the big woman busting out funky tunes on the oversized peace pipe was just too much. Blow, big girl. Blow.
Hope your weekend went well. Mine was very, VERY unactive as I tried to nurse a sore shoulder all weekend. My work is shutting down for a week's furlough next week, so I guess I'll have plenty of time to nurse it then. If i make it that long . . . . .
September 27th, 2009
Sunday
September 26th, 2009
Saturday.
'Catch Pics' are here. I'm not. Enjoy.
September 25th, 2009
Friday.
Would you believe that these people have been drinking??? Would you care to join them on the "Tea Cups" afterwards? Plain and simple:
Oktoberfest Looks Fun. I'm guessing that it's only this cool if you actually
GO to Germany, but I could be wrong. These fools will be partying like this for almost the next month. Lucky bass turds.
September 24th, 2009
Thursday.
Yeah, that's a fishing tale I would NOT believe without the tape. Big one that got away? Guess this up's the reasons to carry a gun on your boat, huh?
My head is splitting at the moment and even the tippity-tap of this keyboard hurts my temples. With that said, I'm off to work in hopes that my eyes don't bleed. Well damn, don't guess I can use
that one after posting the story of the bleeding eyeball kid. Oh well. Have a good day and tomorrow is FRIDAY.
September 23rd, 2009
Wednesday.
No better way to make it through a Hump Day then 'gettin it in the can'. Hey, i'm just saying . . . . .
In the span of a week, I managed to go from 15th place to SIXTH. I can handle that. Now with most of the league batting .500, these next few weeks should be some good ol' smash mouth football.
Just the way we like it. Of course, I lost in my work league . . . . AGAIN. To a woman, no less, AGAIN. Got to do better there. Maybe I'll draft Culpepper and make a run during the second half of the season.
Enjoy your Hump Day. Hell, you'd better enjoy the rest of September. Not sure whereDhell it's gone. We are one month from my birthday. watDhell is that about?
September 22nd, 2009
Tuesday.
Now exactly where did they expect that truck to go? Was it supposed to jump the fence?? These guys must be local.
The People of Wal-Mart is a collection of all the creatures that roam through Wal-Marts in the wild. Most of these are outrageously funny and the captions will definitely
make your day. Hell, if you look hard enough, you are bound to see someone you know. Of course, now I'm gonna be freaked-out paranoid every time I go to Wal-Mart wearing my
Wii pajama pants and furry tiger slippers.
Speaking of idiots and bad ideas, Herschel Walker Fighting MMA has to be this weeks example of a "media ploy". Apparently climbing into the octagon
is the cool, chic thing to do. If you are not quite sure who Herschel Walker is, don't worry, not many other people remember him either. Nor will watching him fight bring back some fading memories of grandeur. Maybe a flashback of a serious
train wreck, or
even that pound of hamburger you fixed last night. Rumor has it: the Olsen Twins are going to sign with WWE for the next pay-per-view.
Hope your Tuesday goes well. Another day at work for me, so things are 'Ok', I suppose. Should have a full fantasy football update tomorrow, IF Yahoo takes the time to update their scores. It looks as if I had a good week, so i'll definitely want to brag . . . . a little. Till tomorrow.
September 21st, 2009
Monday.
I like muffins. Green muffins are especially good. Very groovy, Man.
September 20th, 2009
Sunday.
Another fun, fantastic day of Fantasy Football. I lost two out of three contests last week, so i'm hoping for a BIG turn around today. Which usually means I'll lose in ALL three leagues
this week. Oh well.
It's Sunday, so i'm resting. Enjoy your day and enjoy your sofa.
September 19th, 2009
Saturday.
Now THAT is talent. Don't try to tell me it's not. That's also, by far, more physical exertion than most of us will put out in a year. I can find several examples of things I didn't even know the human body could do. You know I usually try to save these types of things for high traffic days, but
girlie girl shaking her body while inverted (about 1:40) made me think otherwise. It's videos like this that make me want to go to a 'good' strip club. Of course, that means driving hours and hours to someplace like Charlotte or Atlanta to see this kind of quality. After watching
'Miss Trixter' do her thing again, i'm thinking that's time well spent. Think I'll hit replay a few more times before i start my day.
September 18th, 2009
Friday.
Ok. So some commercials can be funny and thus should be allowed to air . . . . during off peaks times. Love the house layout.
Ready for the most entertaining read of your life? Check out Texts From Last Night will DEFINITELY make your day. Or at least make you feel better about the last time you text-ed someone in
the middle of the night. While I'm sure that some of these are fake, most of them are very funny. If nothing else, I may start sending some of these to random people in my phonebook.
Free Running Freaks. I can't even dream of being this athletically gifted. watDhell. What planet are these guys from? All I can think of is the first bug
man that Will Smith encounters in Men in Black. For the record, if I was a cop and you took off running in this manner, I would probably try to shoot you rather than chase. I'd probably use a shotgun considering
how slippery these lil bass turds look. I'm envious of the skills.
Finally, for this Friday, I have a little something on the freaky side. By far this is NSFW, so DON'T even think about it if you are easily offended. Really. I've had several people request this video over the last few months, so I felt I should finally break down and oblige. By NO MEANS is it gross.
Let's just say that Ping Pong Patty from Pyongyang has nothing on Balloon Bustin Betty from Bangkok. One thing to note: the person in the chair either has nerves of steel or is blind, deaf, and has no sense of smell.
September 17th, 2009
Thursday.
Will this week ever end? It's not been a bad one, just lllloooooooooonnnnnnngggggggg. Finish today and it should be downhill from here.
Speaking of down, here's a nice look at The Top 50 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models of All Time. Good list. Nothing to really
agree or disagree with here. Fifty of the most beautiful, un-touchable, women of the World in a very little fabric. Maybe it will be a good day afterall.
This is all you get today. Time has once again caught me, even though I wasted a ton of it yesterday. Hope your Thursday goes well. The weekend is on the horizon.
September 16th, 2009
Wednesday.
As you may have noticed, we take Fantasy Football pretty seriously around these parts. Not sure if it's a love of the game, or a desire to compete that fuels us. Could be that we are all really, really
bored. Regardless, here are the standings after the FIRST WEEK of play. Please Note the ranking order. Yes, I'm in 15th place. That's pretty damn good considering the ass beating I took score wise. I compete in three
different leagues. I took a beating in two leagues, both of which were at the hands of females. Who said football was a man's sport?
Looks as if BMW is gonna take hybrids (and cars for that matter) into the future with the 2010 Vision Efficient Dynamics Concept Car.
All that wording is a mouth full and I imagine that the car is a LOT more than a
handful. Running off of two electric motors with a high performance diesel engine to back it up, the Vision is just that . . . . .
a brief, wisp of a dream. While the car itself may never see the showroom floor, you'd better believe we're seeing the technology now (i.e., night vision driving). i want one.
September 15th, 2009
Tuesday.
Jed is Dead.
Patrick Swayze succumbed to cancer late last night. He is expected to make his first
ethereal appearance, next week, in a clay pot shop near you.
For all you Facebook fanatics, be forewarned: 4Chan IS NOT Facebook Friendly. It seems that those malicious minds at 4chan hacked a
Christian dating site and then used that information to alter a few Facebook sites. You can see the damage done at the link above. While I never condone such an action, it turned out to have some HILARIOUS consequences. Hell, I think I've found a new tagline out of the whole deal. The moral of this story is NOT to have a Facebook. OR
don't become a member of a Christian dating site with such lax security.
FULL fantasy sports update tomorrow.... no matter how painful it is.
September 14th, 2009
Monday.
I'm not sure watDhell she's selling, but I'll definitely buy TWO. We all know that 'sex sells', and that American Apparel has led the charge in doing so. Now you can view
The Top 50 Sluttiest Ads courtesy of American Apparel to choose a favorite..
I've all of a sudden taken a new interest in fashion.
Hope your weekend went well. Other than getting my ass stomped by a couple girls in a couple of different fantasy football leagues, mine wasn't bad. Tacy and I have spent a good bit of time with PDB and Fuzz, so it's been time well spent.
One of these days I'll post a few pictures from Saturday night, which is a prime example of HOW FAST someone can get drunk, puke, and need a ride. (sorry kids. not me.) As far as football goes, there's always next week.
If that doesn't work out, I hear they are starting up a Fantasy Cross-Stitching League. May be more my speed.
Have a good one.
September 13th, 2009
Sunday.
A couple of weeks ago I made mention of The Madden Curse. Little did I know that it would
hit in the FIRST GAME. Wow. And as luck would have it, I have Troy in one of my
Fantasy Football leagues. watDhell.
2010: Troy Polalmalu -- injured for three to six weeks.
2009: Brett Favre -- no injury, but as Yahoo! Sports points out, he did "become insufferable."
2008: Vince Young -- injured one game and played poorly.
2007: Shaun Alexander -- injured for six games due to broken foot.
2006: Donovan McNabb -- injured for seven games.
2005: Ray Lewis -- missed one game.
2004: Michael Vick -- injured for 11 games due to broken leg.
2003: Marshall Faulk -- out for six games.
2002: Daunte Culpepper -- missed five games.
I'm going to skip the DOUBLE CATCH for the 13th, but only so I can do it tomorrow. NO point in wasting double pictures this late in day. Expect it tomorrow.
Gonna have to leave this for now. Have a house full and breakfast is ready.
September 12th, 2009
Saturday.
"I'm sure there's a better way to do this, but i said 'phuhk it' . . . ." By the way Ice-T wields that hammer, I'm thinking he is experienced in dismembering things. Gotta use the entire hammer. I hear that T is a Pretty Good Shot
as well. As a side note, I'm willing to bet that this will become Bud's favorite video.
It appears the New Halo for XBox is going to be INTENSE. While I've never owned an XBox, the Halo series has always been
one of my favorite gaming franchises of any system. There's just something about planting a sticky grenade on someone's head as you fill them full of holes. I may have to dedicate a few hours to just this very thing.
September 10th, 2009
Thursday.
The NFL Season starts tonight with the Pittsburgh Steelers facing the Tennessee Titans. It's about phuhkin time. While I've only become a football fanatic over the last few years, this is by far becoming my favorite time of the year.
Football season that is, not the Fall of the year or the upcoming Winter months. Those all suck. I suppose I can thank the creators of Fantasy Football for all this hub-bub, but I'm sure they are busy tweaking their league, so they can wait.
Hope your Thursday goes well. Tacy and I have visitors over the weekend, so there is a buzz about the house. (yeah, yeah, that too.) It's looking to be a great weekend, if the weather holds out. Now if my fantasy team will only deliver a few points,
I can keep the happiness going. I hope.
September 9th, 2009
Wednesday.
Hot chicks who play classical instruments to heavy metal. NO better way to start the day. Welcome to 09/09/09. Don't get too excited, it really doesn't mean much. In fact, the most you will get out of today is a bunch of zany text messages with stupid jokes, so be prepared.
You could always go see the new movie "9". This one is pretty high up on my
"must see" list, so don't spoil it for me.
You know technology is getting skeery when you can Play Monopoly With Real Properties. Thanks to the wonderful world of Google, you can now purchase, trade, and improve the very streets you drive on. You are also free from buying only houses and hotels. Now you can pony up and purchase new roads, ball fields, and auditoriums. Somewhere, Uncle MoneyBags is turning over
in his grave. For the record, I'll be up for a few rounds when I get off work if anyone is interested.
September 8th, 2009
Tuesday.
'I pity the fool' who thinks that this is a good move. It seems that Rampage Jackson has decided to forego his next UFC fight in December, so that he can be in the new A-Team movie. There is
no doubting the fighting skills of Mr. Jackson, but I'm not so sure about his acting. Then again, Mr. T. wasn't that much of an actor himself, so maybe this isn't too far of a stretch. No word yet on the reaction of Dana White from the UFC. I imagine that he isn't pleased in losing one of his key matches; however, I hear that all will be forgiven if
Rampage wears a UFC shirt in the movie. Who knows.
Not fair to talk about MMA without a little Ass Kicking Compilation. Some new ones in there for your tooth busting pleasure. I've said it once, I'll say it again. Bring back the ol' days of 10 men fighting till only one stands. That's how you prove
THE ultimate fighter.
Back to work today after a weeks furlough. Always nice to have time off, so i'm not sure what to expect today. Hell, I figure it will take me and Zilla at least two or three hours to catch up, so today shouldn't be that bad. We can hope. Till tomorrow.
September 7th, 2009
Monday.
I picked up the Wii Sports Resort yesterday to see what the big fuss is about.
I now know. The Sports Resort is AWESOME. Sporting a total of 12 games and a brand new feel, this is a fantastic progression of Wii technology. Even bowling has had a facelift and will prove to be somewhat
"new" when you play it. Sword fighting, wake boarding, kayaking, and even 3-on-3 basketball will keep you busy for many, MANY hours. Now to work off some
aggression.
I put on my chef hat yesterday and attempted to make Ice Cream Bread yesterday. In a word: FANTABULOUS. Talk about simple and delicious. I'm starting
to get excited about all the possibilities now. Can you imagine going crazy with the Ben n Jerry's Library?
All the nakedness is back today for what should be the last day of Specials. I promised nine days, you got nine days. Will i try to squeeze out 10? Probably not. Enjoy your day off and the week ahead.
September 6th, 2009
Sunday.
So once again I am leaving you with 'nothing' to read and 'nothing' to click on. It's a Sunday thing. That, and I slept until way past update time. Back on schedule tomorrow.
September 5th, 2009
Saturday.
Sleep is nice. Sleep is my friend.
September 4th, 2009
Friday.
I posted this in the Forum last night, but decided to share it with everyone today. This has to be one of the BEST videos ever posted to YouTube. From beginning to end, this chick
is Sexy-on-a-Stick. The song in the background is only "OK", and that's if you like techno. I would recommend using the Mute button and possibly playing your own musical selection.
The DOUBLE, DOUBLE returns !! I had originally planned for 9 days of Double Catch pics, as well as an extra Double Catch of pics from the Shark13 Archives, but had to suspend it due to a trip out of town. Well, I'm back home, so welcome back the extras. You can
expect black n white pics for your Feature Friday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEEZER ! ! !
If the calendar is correct, it's good ol' Turd Ferg's Birthday today. If you stumble through and see this, Happy Birthday Homey. Over the last couple of years, Geezer has provided me with a TON of material for the page, so I figured it would only be right if I left you with
one of his most recent quips:
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS? A crazy bitch who will find you.
Do you realize that the desk where Obama signed his stimulus package is the very same
desk where Clinton got his package stimulated?
Dear Abby,
I am a 13 year old girl from Kentucky and I am still a virgin. Do you think my brothers are gay?
Mary Lou
watDhell kind of town do you live in where the Policemen Shoot The Firemen?? Talk about excessive force. To make matters worse,
it all took place in a COURTROOM. Hello. McFly. That's a dark alley on a cold and rainy night kind of move. Then again, it is Arkansas. Gunplay can be expected at any and all
occasions when you live in the South. Just a few days ago, in Toccoa, Georgia,
Undercover Agents Gunned Down Young Pastor. This story is still kinda hazy and there will be more facts to come out on this one;
HOWEVER, I don't think it justifies the cops shooting into the side of the car. Trust me, this one ended better than it could have. If I am just leaving an ATM in a seedy part of town, and a black Escalade rolls up with two thug-looking homies jumping out and running at me,
there's gonna be gun play. A passenger-side window is a small price to pay to protect me and mine. Incidentally, you can Watch
Surveillance Footage Here.
With that said, the more i've read on this story makes me think that maybe the young Preacher isn't as clean as he should be. He had just dropped off a known cocaine dealer. He then stopped at
a gas station ATM to pull out enough money to purchase tires for his wife's car. Why not charge the tires on that same card? Why not stop at a bank ATM? See where i'm going here? I hope not, but we shall see. STILL doesn't justify shooting a phuhker in his car. Stay tuned.
September 3rd, 2009
Thursday.
HOME.. Finally got home late last night after spending a few days back home for my Dad's birthday. The weather was perfect and the ride was uneventful. Now that I'm
back I'll trip to whip this place into shape. The site's birthday fell during a very busy week, so it was difficult to celebrate the way I had planned. Since I'm out of work till Tuesday, maybe
I can Catch up on those plans. Starting tomorrow . . . . . .
September 2nd, 2009
Wednesday.
Hump Day. Final day visiting the parents and a full day it will be. Considering that this morning was 15 degrees colder than yesterday, I'm kinda looking forward to being tropical again. Storm or No Storm.
I've heard of a doggie door, but a Cat Elevator is a little much. My cats might actually ride, but they would pissed once they got there. This reminds me of my Mickey Mouse fishing pole I used to lower my keys to visitors. Nice.
September 1st, 2009
Wednesday.
September 1st. watDhell? Where did the Summer go?
Now that is a FINE piece of driving right there. I somehow have a feeling that the driver was pulled from the car and probably beat senseless. Good parking job, i suppose. Definitely got the spot he wanted. I'm just wondering if it was THIS GUY DRIVING.
So now, all joking aside, a Kid With Bleeding Eyes is phuhkin skeery. watDhell is that about? And it just happens, two or three times a day. Not just when he cries of laughs. Just starts bleeding. Guess all those years picking on the bloody nose kid were wasted.
I have one more fantasy football draft later this afternoon. This time, it's for the fantasy league at work. I guess this is my chance to lay a royal smack down on the powers that be. Then again, they may be sore losers and fire me for doing a victory dance on their desk. Here are the current fantasy football games we are registering for. If you wanna join, HURRY UP. The college season starts soon. If you have any questions, or comments, let me know.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEEZER ! ! !